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actually its crazy how much karkat and dave can get away with being assholes sometimes VS dirk. Karkat is like. A DICK HEAD. Mind you i like dave and also was an avid bakugo stan (for context he tells deku to Kay why es) so it’s not like im sensitive to that but DAMN. Reading karkat’s dialogue sometimes had me reeling i think its because he GOES IN. Like he doesnt stop. Once he makes one scathing remark he sinks his talons in and goes for the kill, then plays with the corpse for like five minutes after.
#Karkat vantas#crazy crazy guy#Thats why i say hes the cuntiest hs char#Next to ult dirk#Idk like dave is an asshole but its sooo funny 2 me idk#Its so silly#then dirk is mean and it has me raising an eyebrow#cuz He’ll be rude to Roxy like thats not literally his whole baby mama#Also shes a girl so relax.#Stay out her business type shit#But KARKAT?#Dead had me sitting there on the page mouth open.#like when he was chewing out eridan#gagged him.
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he’s like that weird uncle that won’t stop randomly showing up for family events despite cutting him off 23 years ago for felony fraud charges
#i need him#wtf who said that huh looks around scratches back of neck#hsr sampo#sampo koski#honkai star rail#he’s like if a man and a woman had a baby#his presence comes with attached sound effects and cartoon gags idc
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we were fucking ROBBED
#art#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland spoilers#twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers#twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers#twisted wonderland episode 7 part 8 spoilers#twisted wonderland book 7 part 8 spoilers#the only ssr i'll whale for#oh my god i loved this update. holy shit#got some ~compositions~ in mind so i'll get to the more serious stuff later#in the meantime those first couple of chapters genuinely made me question if i was perhaps trapped in my own absurd dream or not#the whole-ass video just DROPPED in there idia how long were you WORKING on that#don't forget to like and subscribe! :)#i demand that all cutscenes be animated in that style forevermore#i also demand that all clothing changes henceforth be done via magical girl transformation phrase#not just in the dreamworld. all of them.#DREAM~~~~~FORM~~~~~CHAAAA~~~~NGE#also savanarook was so unexpectedly precious! i want to protect him.#augh there's SO MUCH and i am SO PLEASED with all of it#anyway i guess we're going to be going through everyone's dreams after all!#and it's going to be a THING!!!!!!!! CLOSURE AND SELF-ACCEPTANCE FOR EVERYONE#(insert 'it's all coming together' meme)#man i hope 'please watch this video' remains a running gag it's AMAZING#also i cannot believe#i cannot BELIEVE#that the plan is actually literally#defeat malleus by inviting everyone else to the party except him#HIS ULTIMATE WEAKNESS#malleus doesn't get to be in smash bros
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"aegon will be king again and you'll be dead"
#GAGGED HIM IDC IDC IDC#aegon ii targaryen#helaena targaryen#helaegon#house of the dragon#hotd#ales.txt
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I'm not going back to Gusu with you.
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#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#lan wangji#wei wuxian#Those last two high effort comics where just a warm up for this masterpiece. My true magnum opus.#I was originally going to do this gag as a 'alternate version of comic 155'#Then I realized that they have the 'Come back to Gusu with me' conversation twice. So here we are!#I did consider having WWX say 'I'm not going back to gusu with you' in the comic for the better plot accuracy.#I'm invoking the rule of silly by having Wei Wuxian read between the lines of 'Come back to Gusu with me'.#Because it does feel like a confession! It is a confession of 'I care about your safety and I worry for what may happen.'#It is also poorly articulated. You can't really blame WWX for reading into it as 'LWJ is just another person trying to control me.'#The relationship between them is not good! It is two parties who genuinely want to be closer with each other but cannot communicate it.#You can't really have what makes these two work so well as a dynamic without the past history of:#“Back then I really wanted to be your friend.” They are a *missed connection*!#WWX reaches out and LWJ rejects him. And now when LWJ reaches out it is WWX who pushes them apart.#It is a tragedy about the consequences of being out of tandem and realizing what you want far too late.#The momentum of WWX's downfall is far to fast to reverse now. It's a 'When' not ''if' question.#Back to your normal style of PD-MDZS next update. Thank you for reading!
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I love perusing 2010s dirkjake fanart and this old prompt is actually so good i had to do my own one.
#dirkjake#jakedirk#jake english#dirk strider#my art#homestuck#zan0tix#I know the gag is that dirk is the “anime guy” but doesnt actually watch anime but cmon. hes a millenial. he HAS to like one piece.#And on dirk anime guy. We have to return to when people would use anime visual gags with him. IT WAS SO GOOD
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That omake of little Kabru not being able to show off his howetown sweets because of Misril gets to me a lot so...
Here's a happier Kabru (and Lairu)
#kabru#lairu#labru#laios#dungeon meshi#my art#my fanart#fanart#idk why i resort to fluffy fanart even tho i keep thinking and seeing gag/hornt lairu stuff#kabru is just so.. fascinating and actually endlessly tragic#i kinda like that ryoko kui doesnt try to over-explain or dramatize her characters that have tragic backstories. it makes her world that-#-much more believable and realistic. that being said i will devour more kabru stories from her#i kinda cant stop thinking abt kabru (and to an extent lairu)#ik in Lairu/Labru fanart Kabru is usually depicted as humorously in denial guy#but i see it everywhere and it made me think more of their more understanding phase in the epilogue#maybe laios is ooc here but i think he will also warm up to human connection now that he actually has people he cares abt around him#(and maybe because kabru is teaching him tips and trick to be a Normal Guy lmao)#im also not very good at humor so theres only so much i can do with gag lairu 😂
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#saw this on tiktok and i was GAGGED#i need them to bring him back just for that#can you imagine? lmao#frank gallagher#shameless#shameless us#william h macy
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Original art by sweepswoop_ on twt ^^
Plus a doodle where BH is nice to flug :3
#villainous#villanos#vilanesco#dr. flug#villainous dr flug#black hat#villainous black hat#paperhat#it fits so well w them#loved how the top flug turned out#wasnt sure on how to make that same gag w him#my art
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As per usual, it’s DP crossover with (probably) DC, although you could probably adjust it for other fandoms
ANYWAYS
A little kid and his mother are trick or treating in another city, perhaps at some kind of event rather than knocking on doors, and the kid is dressed as Phantom. It’s very adorable, with his little ghost-shaped bucket and clearly homemade and already stained costume—listen, white only works if you can just fly over street grime or phase it out of your clothes—and his slightly I’ll fitting wig. The kid is SO happy to be out and about dressed as his favorite, and maybe even showed it off to Phantom back in Amity Park before his family left.
The hero, insert whoever you wish here, is probably in civvies and just enjoying the event. The kid, meanwhile, is so glad when people ask who he is so he can explain, and so- the hero gets to hear ALL ABOUT the local town hero who is probably pretty small time despite the kid’s clearly exaggerated stories. The hero certainly never heard of him, but the kid’s mom confirms that Phantom really was the town hero, despite some mixed reviews of the poor guy.
“Did you manage to show him your costume?” the hero asks.
“Yeah! We went down to the cemetery to leave flowers and I got to show him my costume.”
Wait. Cemetery? Maybe it was part of theme, because Phantom had to be named that for a reason, but… it sounded like…
The kid ignores the suddenly VERY still hero and instead turns to his mom. “Momma, do you think we should bring him candy? He doesn’t get to trick or treat like we do, and I can work super hard to get him a bunch!”
The kid’s mom just smiles. “We could, but maybe we should bring him something homemade. I bet he’d like something more filling, teen boys like him have a hollow leg.”
The kid wrinkles his nose. “Like Vernie with the pizza bagels?”
“Like your cousin, yes. We can make some cinnamon rolls and take them to his memorial, maybe bring some of the apples from your grandpa’s garden…”
The hero is pretty much forgotten as the two-part family wanders off, not quite intentionally forgetting the hero is there so much as the hero somewhat accidentally ended the conversation when they just froze and didn’t ask anything further.
Not that the hero didn’t want to. But they’d learn something very serious.
One—there was a small town hero they’d never heard of. Two—that hero was apparently a teen. Third—most pressingly, the teen hero was both beloved enough to have kids dressing up as him and dead enough to have a grave.
This… might require some phone calls.
#dpxdc#danny phantom crossover#meanwhile Danny. sitting on a giant marble slab that has the most ridiculous gag gifts a ghost could ever ask for#he’s just like Oh Sweet Cinnamon Rolls!#he would try to convince people to bring him nasty burger but while val has MOSTLY gotten over her vindictive anger at Phantom DOES decide#that she’s gonna be petty and add cilantro to everything#because Danny has the cilantro soap gene#jokes on her he’ll still eat it#Danny likes his little memorial in the grave. it helps settle him sometimes. also he’s gotten to know the security guards for the cemetery#they’re fun. a bit morbid. they LIKE his jokes so you can stuff it JAZZ#MEANWHILE the hero. Whomstever they are but like 90% of you are thinking either batfam or Justice league#are having just. a TOUCH of a crisis#now they gotta figure out where the kid and his mom are from without either of them figuring out#dealer’s choice on what the GIW and why Amity Park isn’t on the radar#I’ll add my two cents bc when don’t I but I’m by and large not like… dictating this? anyways#I like making the GIW just a BIT more incompetent or just having some massive flaws as an organizational group#so they keep forgetting to tell people to not LEAVE and to keep quiet#average amity Parker if the GIW tried this anyways: aw that’s cute. anyways-#and if it’s dc I guess you need to figure out how the jl never found out. so#i mean there’s a LOT of heroes and cities in dc#and amity park is just lost to the noise or. bc Fenton bad luck#every time Danny tried to call. the jl had some insane disaster and or their systems were down#he eventually figured he might actually be cursed- jury’s still out on that -and he’s saving lives by just handling it himself#he can handle rhe metaphorical mega thunderstorms if it means he doesn’t accidentally summon a fucking tsunami to hit the planet ya know?#the kid and the mom have no idea that what they said was Odd#they are just so used to it. amity park already was using death puns and had an. interesting history and relation with death#even BEFORE there was a dead kid flying around in his white gogo boots
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— I hear the king of Akielos has sent me a gift.
#captive prince#damianos of akielos#My art#I headcanon even short haircut in Akielos are a bit longer than in Vere#it adds to damen's feral looks when laurents first sees him bound and gagged 😵💫
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I miss my wife tails pomni.
Continuation of my human designs from this post . Here’s Queenie!!!
#BUG WIFE???#the amazing digital circus#tadc#tadc episode 3 spoilers#mildenhall manor#tadc human#tadc kinger#tadc queenie#tadc fanart#checkmate#yes i did give him hearing aids because of that one throwaway gag after the angel jumpscare#my art
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#HER FORGING BONDS STORY???????#TIMMIE PLS U CANT JUST GAG HIM LIKE THAT#fe timerra#fe soren#ikesoren#ike x soren#fire emblem engage#fe17#fe engage#fire emblem radiant dawn#fire emblem path of radiance#fire emblem heroes#feh#fire emblem#my art
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TWIYOR YOU ARE NOTHING
#i’m so gagged like#makes sense they would be the first identity reveal duo#but i didn’t think this early?!#the fact that anya shared that with him?!#like WOAH#spy x family#damianya
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fisting tboys is as close as i can get to divinity, actually
#we're stretching him nightly to prepare for my new toys#and theyre soooo cute#i love how fucking tight they squeeze my fingers#how they squealed and their breath caught in their throat when the thickest part of my palm finally pushed in#i only fucked him for a few minutes because i dont want them to be too sore#i need them to stay soft and pliant for me#so i can pound them into oblivion when my monster cocks get here :)#probably gonna have to gag them to keep em quiet#text#nsft#t4t nsft#ftm nsft#nb nsft#nsft ftm#nsft nb#t4t kink
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eddie is this guy on tiktok that is notorious for having both a ridiculously accurate hobie impression and for having the most unhinged tiktok live comments so. it had to be done
(edit: there's more now. parts two and three here)
#my art#atsv#across the spiderverse#nah this guy is so out of pocket funny its crazy#go follow him on tt @/thatonlybritishspider#spiderman#spiderverse#spiderverse fanart#hobie brown#hobie brown fanart#atsv fanart#across the spiderverse fanart#into the spiderverse#itsv#itsv fanart#into the spiderverse fanart#spiderman fanart#for the record the finger wagging gag will never not be funny to me#that is why i use it so much
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