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[ramensauce2pointoh-blog]

I apparently convinced a guy to not talk to me anymore with my "woke talking points" big W

[hinamie]

I'm always pushing you away from me / but you come back with gravity / and when I call, you come home

[pintsofguinnesmakeyoustrong]

NPMD best line deliveries

oh shit! oh fuck!! i didnt think thered be a skele'uhn here ?!? im so fucking scared of skele'uhnz!!!

dont frighten him pokey you nasssssty boy

were going to jail...and with my luck no one will even B O T H E R making me their bitch...

🐦 heyus the thing about a bãrbĕqüe...it brings folks together...from awl wawlks of laife...theyres a storhé behand everyh burrghurr...everyh kehbahhb...

but I...called God a sonofa B word...who am iaieEUGHAHuhuuuh...

[ripleyflair]

[actressposts]

[bunynoir]

 ꒰͡ ͜  ྀ͡꒱ 𑜞᭠ b𝒶by ,​ ​ j​u​𝓈​t​ ​ ꩜ d​𝑜​n​'​t​ ​ g​i​𝓋​e​ ​ 🥥ֶ 𝘢​ ​ da𝓂n ☘︎.

[astronomicaltaxon]

errrrm hell° everyp°ny!!

[rubra-wav]

Vox brainrot entry #1

(Part 2 fic)

A/N: I've been thinking about this all morning, and I want to talk about it and it's driving me crazy. I've never really ever shared anything like this ever, so I'm a bit nervous haha

CW: 18+ SFW - NSFW (marked as such), spying/voyeurism, gn reader

Disclaimer: This is purely fiction and is not to be applied to any real context. If someone is like this IRL, that is not okay.

- This man definitely watches you through whatever technology you have, and I refuse to believe anything less.

- In some fics, I've seen the reference to him spying on people through cameras but I mostly see it in yan AU fics where he is doing it to intentionally try to control and manipulate them. I think instead he does it because he's a pathetic simp. 💀

- Vox seems like he would be very much against directly pursuing anyone for romantic relationships due to how insecure he is underneath all of the egotistical bullshit he puts out at all times. This imo would manifest as also having a severe fear of rejection - especially if he does manage to get romantic feelings for someone else.

- Due to this, he spends a borderline obsessive amount of time watching the person he's attracted to without their permission as he's too chicken shit to seem *too interested* in them by actually asking them about their interests and things about yourself.

- At first it's just very rarely watching you - mainly after meeting up with you to see how you are after. He wants to see if you are happy or if you secretly hate the time you spend together with him because he is insecure as shit.

- It gradually becomes more and more frequent the more he falls for you, until it's a pastime watching what you're doing.

- He learns what your favourite things are, what you hate, what you do in your spare time, who your friends are, who your family are, etc. Etc. He knows just about everything you do in your free time.

- He will then use this information to try to get closer with you in everyday life.

- If you ask how he knows he will respond like he's just 'that good' at knowing what you like. You don't miss the way he starts sweating slightly as he's further prodded though.

- After you prod him for more on the subject he's going to be sitting in slight horror with his hands covering his face the second you leave.

NSFW starts below

- It also begins to extend to watching everything as well the more desperate he gets.

- For a while, he refuses to continue to watch you if you start to take your clothes off as he feels like that's crossing the line even with his tendencies.

- But a mixture of his desperation and craving to see that gets to him.

- The first time he watches you get undressed, he's flustered as all hell, brain telling him to switch the feed off while the other part of himself is absolutely screaming in excitement over seeing your naked skin slowly being revealed to him.

- It becomes an extremely shameful tendency after that as he begins to watch more and more as it drives him absolutely wild.

- I just have the mental image of him sitting in his studio after-hours and watching you pleasure yourself while he does the same. Him being embarrassed as hell, filled with self-loathing about it, but still desperate to continue watching you arching and letting out whimpers and moans of ecstacy.

- I feel like if he saw you after these sessions he'd not be able to hold it together as well as he usually does when you pry into something to do with him secretly spying upon you. He'd be smiling a tense smile, little animated sweat drops on his face along with light blue flush across his cheeks as he stutters with glitches while being questioned about why he was acting up.

- Giving you bullshit reasons in his normally cocky tone that were so obviously bullshit you don't even need to squint at them to tell.

- If you pry into it he may just start error-ing.

Someone needs to put me down about him.

- Afterwards, he'd probably be mortified in private. I can see him laying face down while blue screening on the floor of his room out of embarrassment whining with his ego in tatters about failing so badly to fully keep his 'extra-curriculars' under wraps in front of you.

[livebloggingmydescentintomadness]

this is probably old news because the book has been out for like half a year by now ("last seen online" by lauren james), but I just almost got whiplash seeing the name of a familiar tumblr in a published book haha

WHAT THE FUC K

[princesaltines]

insert witty caption here ft my friend shoquevalue's blue haired bastard named casper

[clownsuu]

Heeeeyyyy You know what?

I LOVE FLUFFY ONES!!!!

btw, this is not an Oc, it's.. A Version of the discarded character from Welcome Home named Sunny

It's my version as a nun/monk

ALSO!! I draw ur version of Home and Sunny in the church confessional and and- DAMN IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL, JUST HERE TO SAY THAT UR DRAWINGS AND EVERYTHING CHARACTERS (Oc's) THAT U MADE ARE SO BEAUTIFUL, FOR LOVE OF GOD- I'm Ur fan- a big fan u guess- (sorry I'm nervous-)

EVEN MORE ROBBIE ROBS RUBS AUGHAUAHAHGH

[sunsetsandsunshine]

✨A💕O🔥3…P🥳O⚡️S💞T‼️‼️‼️

TA-DAAAAAAAA 🕺🏾🕺🏾🕺🏾🕺🏾🕺🏾🕺🏾

So…yeah guys! As promised (and most DEF not a couple days late…): here is the poll determining which should be my first fic I post of Ao3 😌💞!!!

If you need a reading refresher to decide which fic to pick, I linked my TMNT masterpost down below ☺️💕:

REBLOGS ARE APPRECIATED‼️‼️‼️ LETS GET AS MANY PEOPLE TO VOTE AS WE CAN‼️‼️‼️

[flowersbane]

someone needs to study my obsession with romancing anyone whose anti-mage as a mage

thought i’d romance zevran in origins, ended up wanting to romance alistair as soon as i learned he was a former templar

thought i’d romance anders in 2, ended up dead set on romancing fenris when he started talking about how much he hated mages

the only reason i didn’t romance cullen was because i was so smitten with solas

(i should’ve romanced cullen)

like, seriously, tho, as soon as the title “mage killer” came up under lucanis’s name, the urge to romance him surged through me like a need

send help fr

[bunynoir]

❤︎ ᷒ 𔒌 Prince? non , je suis une princesse . 　  ୧

[im-his-druidess]

Happy Friday the 13th to me 👁️🫦👁️

[whiskey-tango-matcha]

for me, nothing hits quite like someone who's sick but like...still in a good mood? like either ignoring it or admitting they're not well but still pleasant to be around. like they sneeze and someone asks if they're ok and they just roll their eyes and say "yeah i just have a stupid fuckin cold" 🫠😳👁️👄👁️🤩