35/M/Delawhere am I going in life? Sommelier, Video Games, Self Improving
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Hey bitches. Let’s fuck Monday hard
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Love some miserable Elon in the morning
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Are fedoras really that bad?





YES YES THEY ARE
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I'm not totally sure how historians will explain that America ruined its own economy for no good reason by electing the "let me ruin the economy" man
I hope to live long enough to find out.
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Its a big day for art exhibits y'all. Be safe if you go out!
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“If I had time travel I’d kill Hitler” “If I had time travel I’d stop my favourite politician getting assassinated” you’re all thinking way too small. If I had time travel I’d stop Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin from dying on the moon due to Soviet sabotage, kicking off the Great Nuclear War and devastating half of the planet.
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Thank god i have tumblr, at least i can talk to myself.
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Nothing but critical support for this Lynx
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