#fym LADY????
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every single x reader i've seen for this character is fem reader bro fuck my stupid baka life
#boygirl in distress!!!!#i need gn reader AT LEAST#PLEASE#OR LET ME BE A BOY#PLEASE PLEASE PLEAAASEE#i mean i read fem reader occasionally and i fw it but bro sometimes i jus need sumn else#like this cant be EVERYTHING right#i remember reading stuff w/ reader self inserts when i was little#and then being pissed that it wasn't poc inclusive#like fym PALE......#stares in filipino#but yeah now im like#fym LADY????#stares in boygirl#in fairness the poc inclusivity in x reader writing is still a discussion we need to have but. oh well.
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hc that leo valdez eats thigns like peanut butter and nutella straight out the jar when he’s hungry/bored but too lazy to get anything to eat
Jason, looking for Leo in the Argo II: Hey Leo, how’s the progress on-
Leo, holding a jar of nutella and a spoon as he’s trying to figure out the schemes for something:
Jason:
Leo:
Leo: Look. I wanted sugar. I’m stressed
Jason: The dining room exists for a reason. You created it-
Leo, gesturing at the nutella jar, then at his schematics: Don’t question my ways.
#no im not projecting fym#(lie)#i am eating out of a jar of peanut butter as i write this#its the adhd#pjo fandom#heroes of olympus#leo valdez#percy jackson#pjo#pjo books#pjo hoo toa#all the ladies luv leo#team leo#leonidas valdez#the man you are#<333#leo pjo#pjo text post#jason grace#jason hoo#i might draw this idk#leo hoo
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MHA WAR ARC SPOILERS
Rocklock must be PISSED,, hes been saying that "the kids can't take the fall for the pro's not doing their job" (during the shei hassaikai arc) but now, in the middle of this war where all might is not even on scene, endeavour is missing an arm, his son, and his mind, and hawks is this close to losing his Quirk, rocklock says to an ex-commision pet/hero convict that "that kid (izuku) is our only shot at winning the war, everything rides on him."
#my hero academia#bnha#mha#rock lock#mha war arc#lady nagant#like damn id be pissed too#fym watching izuku take out the biggest yazuka overlord wasnt enough#he had to watch him singlehandedly win the war too#they didnt even win#not in my eyes
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The woobification of Gotham rogues needs to be studied
#theyre WHITE no studying needed actually#FYM 20 kills a year#‘as long as u stay outta the way you’ll be fine’ 😭#baby they get in ur way#i thought#well no think I AM dramatic about this and am self aware enough not to make it it’s own post#but my whole thing with like. vague background characters in fanon#Idk it’s so fascinating#like side character is there to side character but the way y’all write or talk about them#Idk it’s so ugh#like It’s not me feeling for the character ig it’s a who do u think u are thing#which like u think ur ur fave ur projecting on ur fave that’s why u woobify them so much#Uhm anyways#i promise I have thought behind that it’s just not that necessary to this convo#SPEAKING OF#baby Ivy ain’t gon spare u bc u grew a flower PLEASEEEEBFR#hq show and it’s consequences#‘the rogues only hate capitalism’ uhm no#and even if they did the issue is they take that anger out with civilians as collateral damage it’s a parallel for bruce and smth he needed#to grow from#not letting them die obvi but like more care and concern for the common person he’s always been kind deep deep deep inside but it was a#process for him to be like maybe it’ll scare this old lady if I crawl into her bedroom and ask about her mugger#that concerns he learns is as a result of the rogues not caring#istg there was like a short stories comic of this….#like snippets of henchmen and civilians living their regular lives then getting fucked yo#UP#anyways#maybe it was not the premise of the comic but like scattered throughout? was it Batman 🧍🏾♂️#ANYWAYS NOT THE POINT THE POINT IS#Im gonna hold ur hand when I say this but they don’t give a fuck about you ur civilian 4 to them
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If I finish mass effect 2 and see 0 Kaiden trust and believe you will see riots in the streets
#fym you can’t tell me about his mission#‘it’s classified’ I literally don’t care show me his holes NOW#sorry about that last line I’m usually a lady#I’ve learned and regret my past actions#mass effect#kaiden alenko#I’ll be ok because I have my boy garrington#but no wrex either?#RAHHHH#mass effect 2#me2
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there better be yodeling and/or zydeco on that damn album or else !
#me a nigerian born and raised in nigeria thinking i can speak on southern black culture sjndjjsk girl shut up!#i did live in the southern US most of my adult years in that country so ik a lil#I've loved blues music but only listened to the older ones im sooo curious to see how she modernizes that sound#also went on a linda martell rabbit hole the other day love that lady and her yodeling downnn#my childhood memories of my mom and i singing dolly parton and Kenny rogers when she picked me up from school 🥲 cmon kuntry!#idk why the whites would've ever thought country music was theirs alone lol we were rocking to that shit in west africa fym
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Arcane opinion time, episode 4
- WHY IS MADDIE IN YOUR BED MISS CAITLYN
- AHW ISHA HAS LITTLE CLOUDS ON HER ARMS LIKE JINX
- isha ur adorable
- oh my got jinx built isha a tent
- is isha perchance non verbal
- jinx is giving mother figure
- shes actually so cute as a big sister
- BABY ISHA WITH BLUE HAIR
- AHW ISHA HAS LITTLE BRAIDS ASWEL
- jayce and heimerdinger disappeared
- that's why ekko is on the memorial wall, they think hes dead because hes been gone for so long
- baby isha what are you doing
- professional entanglements😭
- FYM PEACE TO THE CITY, THE UNDERCITY IS LITERALLY LEAVING YOU ALONE NO?
- LEST IS BACK
- hi baby
- HI BABYGIRL SEV
- HAIRCUT
- NEW OUTFIT
- ahw shes no longer showing off her delicious abs😔
- truly a loss for the lesbians
- SEVIKA IS ALWAYS RIGHT
- is she talking to silco☹️
- ahw jinx baby
- uh oh
- the bitch is a snitch
- isha baby youre too deep into this, you should leave now
- WHY HELLO THERE singed
- oh sevika put the old cap back on her arm, she still had the stump of her old arm and that had a cap, a green one and its back
- baby isha
- FUCK OFF NOT ANOTHER ARM
- they need to stop taking sevikas arms
- yes babygirl still beating peoples asses with one arm
- if sevika had a nickle for every time an arm got taken off her body shed have 3 nickles, which isnt a lot, but its weird that it happened thrice
- damn isha, why pick the biggest guy?
- sevika is so hot, knocking big ass men out in ONE punch damn baby
- hello singed
- jinx is such a good older sister if she wasnt insane
- sevika you look so sad
- look at her face dude
- Uh oh jinx is going insane again
- OH MY FUCKINT GOD SEVIKAS ARM IS ON FULL DISPLAY I MIGHT EXPLODE
- HOLY FUCK
- GOD DAMN I NEED THIS WOMAN BAD FUCK ME
- youve got to be dumb not to recognise jinx damn
- whats wrong with her pants?
- tanktop sevika you are everything ive ever dreamed of babygirl
- EW A MAN
- hihihi jinx
- BIG MAMA INDEED
- my lord im going insane theyre really feeding us lesbians
- theyre making up for taking our ab view away so they gave us more arm
- damn who is this lady shes hot
- guys i do like sevs new hair
- shes looking for isha
- she cares so much about isha
- why is isha still stuck?
- ahw little baby
- shes hugging her younger self
- my lord every time i see sevika i go insane
- i am loving the screentime baby
- who is this monster coming for? will it kill sev and jinx too?
- oh my god sev is scared as fuck
- ahw sevika babysitting the child this is adorable
- cute little family
- does sev have an undercut? because thats extremely lesbian of her
- its all going to be alright little isha
- big beast why are you coming for jinx
- ive seen people say this is vander
- I HEAR THE MELODY
- THE THINGY THAT GOES I ASK YOU FOR A PENNY, MY FORTUNE IT WILL BE
- okay so it is vander
- fuck now i have to stop watching because i have places to be😔
i need sevika even more after this episode fuck me please
so bad all day all night she can crush me
WOAH HI PITFIGHTER EMO VI
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Incorrect quotes again
Jason, to Annabeth: Do you wanna get chickfila
Jason: oh shoot it’s sunday
Jason: do u wanna get wendys
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Hazel: I’m gonna be the best old lady.
Annabeth: What qualifies as the best old lady? Like, are you gonna give out candy or-
Hazel: Well, lemme tell you this, I’m gonna be old, I’m gonna be a lady, and I’m gonna be the best.
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Percy: space needs to KNOCK IT OFF 😡😡😡
Hazel: Imagine if space ceases to exist after you say that
Percy: We’d be dead lol
Frank: The sun’s like “my bad bro” while moving away and killing all of us
Hazel: Breaking News local teen wishes space out of existence
Percy: Breaking News the heat death of the universe is occurring after a high schooler told space to, quote, “knock it off”
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Leo: carbonated vegetable oil. Discuss
Piper: EWWWW. WHAT
Jason: That’s nasty
Leo: As I suspected. Theories confirmed
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[A picture of a textbook saying “Space: Inequality”]
Leo: Space, the inequitable frontier
[A picture of a geography textbook with the chapter title “Gender Roles”]
Leo: THIS GEOGRAPHY TEXTBOOK IS WOKE 😡😡😡
Hazel: GOOD GOOGLY MOOGLY!
[A picture of a textbook saying something about how everything revolves around the working man, while the working women are still expected to drop kids off, check them out for appointments, get groceries, and much more.]
Leo: damn i never thought about it that way, geography textbook. im not sexist anymore i think
[A picture of a textbook saying something about how, in most countries, the male to female baby ratio is 1:1, but in China and India, it’s “suspiciously” low.]
Leo: why the FUCK was this in my geography textbook.
Leo: also FYM SUSPICIOUSLY??? BITCH WHAT ARE THE IMPLICATIONS
Nico: wait you got a textbook
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Reyna, while talking about Piper and Leo: They call themselves “Deranged” and “a bit silly”. They are both mentally unstable.
#jason grace#annabeth chase#hazel levesque#percy jackson#frank zhang#leo valdez#piper mclean#nico di angelo#reyna avila ramirez arellano#heroes of olympus#percy jackson and the olympians#hoo incorrect quotes#all things me and my friends have said
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Zoro and sanji as a conversation I had with my friend.
Characters: Zoro and Sanji
C/W: swearing, use of the word fag (where both gay 🥰)
A/N: He loves me I promise ❤️
Sanji: Zoro
Sanji: I think my mama is gay for your mama 🤯
Sanji: she was saying how like she genuinely thinks your mum is a stunning lady
Zoro: thats so sweet
Zoro: i thought your mum was going to spear tackle me and break my fingers 🥰
Sanji: what
Zoro: IDK I WAS SCARED
Sanji: bro she can do nothing
Sanji: she pays hundred of dollars to see 💀
Zoro: are you shaming your mum for being blind
Zoro: thats metal as hell
Sanji: I got my blindness from her dipshit🙄
Zoro: your blind?!
Zoro: sorry i dont think we can be friends anymore
Zoro: i just hate blind ppl
Zoro: but whats this
Zoro: *insert 1 attachment photo*
Zoro: blindness healing wizard is here!
Sanji: bro
Sanji: kys
Zoro: love you too
Sanji: die
Zoro: *live
Zoro: you miss-spelled it lol
Sanji: lick my armpits faggo
Zoro: maybe
Zoro: maybe i...
Zoro: wanna
Zoro: 🥰
Sanji: Ok bae, just put the phone down
Zoro: yes dad 😖
Sanji: 😦
Sanji: your older than me
Zoro: oh yeah
Zoro: yes son
Sanji: ok
Sanji: thats worse
Zoro: yes mum
Zoro: what do you want from me
Zoro: yes uncle
Zoro: yes grandma
Sanji: NONE
Sanji: LEAVE ME ALONE
Zoro: IM IN YOU WALLS
Zoro: 🥰
Sanji: IM IN THE BUS DIPNIPS
Zoro: IM IN THE BUS WALLS
Sanji: NOT POSSIBLE 🙄
Zoro: Oh yeah than how do i know your on the bus then
Sanji: CAUSE I TOLD YOU
Zoro: Nuh uh
Sanji: Fym nuh uh
Zoro: I mean NUH UH
Zoro: Dont make me get my wizards on you
Zoro: Bartholemu the mysterious will fuck you up
Sanji: Your wizard is a bitch
Sanji: and a losser
Zoro: Alright thats its im going to get benadict cumberbatch the awesome to explode your brain
Sanji: Can you stop being autistic
Zoro: NO 😡
Sanji: ok
Zoro: ...
Zoro: your making daddy angey
*you have been blocked by this user*
#zorosleftmantit#one piece#one piece x reader#one piece headcanons#one piece funny#headcanon#one piece x you#crack post#ronoroa zoro#zoro#roronoa zoro#zoro smut#pirate hunter zoro#black leg sanji#zoro x sanji#vinsmoke sanji#sanji x reader#zoro x reader#one piece crack
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bro i read the leaks I WOULD HAVE PREFERRED KENJAKU TBH. that would have been sexy and antagonistic. yuta in gojo's body is just,,, yuta does NOT match gojo's vibes sdhfjkglsfdhg
thematically however it absolutely FITS for yuta to be back in the fight. no way yuta was dead. think about it! he didn't get a imaginary-final-moments scene like nanami, jogo, nobara (hhhh), or gojo.
i also SUPER appreciate that there was gojo characterization. yuta says that gojo was forced to be a monster all by himself, gojo tells yuta that he has to do this/to leave him alone, etc.
the "gojo had to be a monster" thing deserved so much more development. gege probably realized how much harder people would swoon if we got to see gojo being lonely, isolated, having people scared of him (not unlike yuta).
like damn gojo why did you train these students if you didn't want to fight alongside them? you literally said "no one will ever have to be alone"? it could have been a really moving story arc but it feels like we're only seeing pieces of it.
gege will show us yuji befriending junpei, nanami saving baker lady, nobara and her old friend, megumi and the delinquents, but not one (1) second of gojo forming connections with ordinary people, living his life.
and if gojo DOESN'T have a life outside sorcery then we deserved a scene of gojo coming home to an empty sterile apartment, not even turning the lights on, just brushing teeth, throwing off some clothes and falling into bed while he stares at the ceiling and dissociates -
ksjfhghlsdgf SORRY i'm rambling but listen. gojo is alive in our hearts where gege cannot reach him!!
TRUEEE when you put it like that it really does make sense for Yuta to take over, because Gege definitely hadn't used his full potential.
I think it just felt kinda like crammed into one chapter with all the flashbacks and everything. Though I DO appreciate how we get to see Gojo be more of a teacher.
Somehow some stupid little part of me STILL thinks Gojo will be back though?? Chat am I delusional???
I should know better than to trust a man, especially Gege but idk it just doesn't feel COMPLETE. Like fym Gojo was THAT sure he'd win??
Here's some lil predictions:
Both Yuta and Gojo end up dead, Yuji awakens some power and we see him get more MC treatment and defeat Sukuna.
Gojo and Yuta's powers get transferred to Yuji?? Somehow?? Maybe???
Yuta and Yuji fight together but ehhhh.
Oooo how cool would it be if Yuta actually defeats Sukuna but then gets corrupted or goes crazy and then Yuji has to defeat HIM.
I dunno either way I'm just sad that Gojo is a weapon both in life and in death. Let my baby REST.
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Love red butler sebagrell because their first interaction literally went like this
Grell: Are you seriously trying to get with me right now?
Sebastian: Wrong time?
Grell: Wrong ti- points at a dead Lau with Elizabeth standing over him in distress YOU KILLED MY LADY'S UNCLE IN FRONT OF HER FYM WRONGTIME
#black butler#kuroshitsuji#elizabeth midford#grell sutcliff#grelle sutcliff#sebastian michaelis#red butler au#black butler swap au#sebagrelle#sebagrell#not art#its 7:35 in the morning i want to evaporate
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I feel like Criminal and Bad Romance would fit so perfectly with Akira and Dazai.
SO TRUE BESTIE i think some lady gaga songs were literally made for persona 5 like fym applause doesn't fit the entire atmosphere for the first half of the game
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Ok so since apparently people liked when I live-blogged HFTH last time I’m doing it again!
Excuse me while I go and purchase a diamond hound
this is a beautiful description tbh
Dawg <3
ooh what’s chasing her
did the monster kill her parents
:O
secret door! Love those. Gotta be one of my favorite genders
nom
why is this whole family into the ‘let me do it for you’ dog
gah damn that’s ominous as hell
thin face white dog??
FYM OTHER GHOSTS BABE THOSE ARENT NORMAL
YO WEREWOLF PARENTS dope
why are they trying to kill her
thanks ghost Pringles dog <3
well that’s a bit blunt
i will absolutely adopt a fucked up monster dog
Big Mikey!
body??
i love German shepherds
to be safe about what?????
steward jeffrey
death by monster
i feel like this music doesn’t really match what’s happening but tbh I love it
Zelda?? Dope ass old lady name I love her
is this the same guy from last episode
jonah! It is the same guy
This seems. Invasive
facebook 2 electric boogaloo
spooky adverts!
Give my girls their breakfast!!
”when you don’t know what the job is, bring all the tools” raw ass line!
darkness ! Spooky!
oh nO DOGGY
oh my goodness
DOGGY
WHAT THE HELL
HEIDI NO
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT
NOOOO HEIDI
FUCKING DAMMIT HECTOR
NOOOOOOO
KILL IT
WHAT THE HELL
I HOPE HEIDI IS OKAY OMG
HELL YEAH HECTOR PROTECT YOUR BABIES
HEIDI
NO HEIDI
HEIDI NOOOOOOOOOOO
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
KILL THE FUCKING BOG BASTARD
GHOST HEIDI!! HELLO BABY!! HELLO! WELCOME BACK!!!!
this was a fucking rollercoaster good god
Woah I love solar eclipses
these descriptions are dope. As. Hell.
Ahhh ok took me a minute but I understand
eclipse werewolves :D
niceeeeeee
Girl power let’s go
You take that back this instant dogs are bestest
santa type behavior
this one was so fun!!
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Brother we got stolen w Daedicar's woe fym it was gonna be abt Rykard's dramatic gay paramour n now its just some lady 😭😭?? HUH???
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So I was just gonna put it in dream log but I think it's kinda funny
So what happened was I was supposed to get married to this one guy (I think he was supposed to be a king or sum) ig and like I didn't want to get married so I was going to run away and like one of the ladies that work for him saw me and was kinda giving me a look like (don't run away) but like I was finna run anyway so like I ran and like I was gonna go upstairs (idk why) like I was just tryna go but then I heard him like yelling or sum and like this dude was coming after me (like bro can't you just marry someone else like it's really not that deep) but yeah I was gone....UNTIL bro actually started chasing me when i tell you my soul left entirely tell me why when I looked back bro was coming full speed in my direction I HAVE NEVER SCREAMED SO LOUD I ain't gone even lie I have never been chased like this ts is TERRIFYING idk bruh like I couldn't even run anymore like I was so mortified I just gave up and let bro catch me I just excepted my fate like bro I was crying so hard like wtf its not even about the marriage anymore it's about the speed he was going at like what? I have NEVER oh yeah so he did catch me but idk what he said he was just yelling at me ALSO it's the fact that when I was getting chased one of the ladies yelled 'STOP!!'........👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀FYM STOP THERE IS A GROWN MAN COMING IN MY DIRECTION bro I'm not even gone lie when he was chasing me I felt like I was dying like I literally have never been that scared I'm so serious like bro is the marriage THAT important bro ts was crazyyyyy (visual representation of what my face looked like when I saw him right behind me)
#shifting script#kpop shifting#shiftblr#shiftingrealities#shifttok#anti shifters dni#shifting antis dni#shifting community#shifters#reality shifting
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i honestly think lockhart and rita are artemis and apollo liek
lockhart has wavy ass hair and is a twink AND is obsessed with himself!!11! how is he not apollo???
rita well have blonde hair that's cholse to wihte.. and she thin???? liek she doesnt look liek that lady whod liek anyone (or men if not)
almost fym ' rudolphus and bellatrix are hot' liek there both autistic selkies!!!!.
silly gurlypop out!!!!
ALSO JAPANESE SNAPE ADOPTING PANSY!!! YEAY
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