#hfth liveblog

[michaelmylove]

im gonna liveblog hello from the hallowoods when i feel like it, so this is the first one

this guy sounds like Cecil but with a less deep voice

what did he say his name was it sounded ridiculous

is this like wtnv. hell yeah i love wtnv

oooh theme this is fun

so its like... wtnv + early tma?

yeah his dad was not a librarian

spoopy key :3

if i zone out for 2 seconds i miss a ton so. adhd is gonna make this fun

spoopy siren key :0

bro this dude not getting drwoned by sirens is the same vibe as that guy that straight up left the distortion's hallways bc he was gonna be late for dinner

tiny picnic sandwich my love <3 (- this guy probably)

adverts!

weird ass squirrel

the music- :DD fun! so light hearted! yay!

what is being described- ♪ൠ 𝕋ℍέ ⓂＯＮˢ𝐭𝔢г 𝓈ＱǗ𝒾𝐫ｒєㄥ ʷｉｌᒪ 𝓶ᗩᵏ𝐞 Ⓨ𝓸𝓤 𝕡𝐀𝔶 Ƒ𝓸я ⓎόỮｒ ｓ丨𝔫s

*diggory graves*?? bit on the nose

n o n b i n a r y g h o s t <333

yknow what 'diggory graves' is on par with enby names actually

2 ghost?? fun :D

not.. ghost. zombie?? boy is ghost. dig amn't.

aww even in death they're so polite

evil migrane piano?

OHHHHH *KEYS* oh thats clever

heyyyyyyy we'll track down your loved ones but only to tell them to pay for something!

DIGGORY HI HELLO AGAIN

afab enby zombie lets goooooooooo

L E S B I A N

oh no. ded lesbian? :[

persephone?

p e r c y ghost

<333 gay

LESBIAN SONG

yes you have youve got a wife

help the ghosty boy with your zombie lesbian fingers!

damnit ghost logic

why would they break it

I WANT THE ANSWER DIGGORY

its giving the not!them table and im scared

is percy their kid omfgggg

mood

you can remember like nothing dude ??

this is legit so sweet

<33333

im gonna go to sleep now, ill be back tmrw

[aro-geo-turtle]

Hfth ep 51

—awww fishing date. Jonah offhandedly mentions the possibility of moving and hector just immediately starts making plans lol

—hearing the shit that downing hill is up to from Olivier must have been so confusing for Jonah, I want to see that missing scene

—froglins, oh dear

—I’m glad Huntington and the others are finding their places! Looking forward to getting to know them better as individuals. Honestly hearing that Stitchery “walks around like a vampire” makes me like them more lol

—griffocaughs confuse me because I want to imagine them as griffin-adjacent when they’re really just fucked up deer

—I am extremely worried about our main four leaving the Hallowoods for their rescue road trip while the froglins are on the rise, leaving the scoutpost without several very powerful allies. …mostly Diggory and Olivier, really

—I think Bern’s working through some issues related to the next generation taking up the sword (literally in Riot’s case) and starting to do things their own way, which is a really interesting arc for her

—Polly and yaretzi really are just mort’s parents and it’s wonderful. I can’t believe how much my opinion on Polly has come around since his first episode, from “oh this guy SUCKS” to him genuinely being one of my fav characters. He wants to show mort a carnival 😭😭😭 and is trying so hard not to let him see how scared he is 😭

—Nik’s ending monologue this ep was really strong. Sometimes you have to be the one who creates the map for others!

—I think there’s an interesting parallel going with season one having started with all the characters is disparate locations and then slowly winding their way towards the massive team up battle all together. This season seems to be slowly splitting them back up onto disparate storylines. I’m ok with that, seeing everyone together was really cool but I also missed getting bits and pieces of three separate plots each episode

[horizon-penblade]

Ok yeah im getting a little gender envy

[image ID: a Hello from the Hallowoods transcript screenshot reading, "They say a dog is a man's best friend. Diamonds, on the other hand, are reputedly a woman's best friend. Imagine the person, then, whose best friend is the Diamond Hound of the Gleamingbog. They cling to its mane as it bounds across the wet marshes, crystalline teeth glittering and its eyes reflecting the moon. They are phantasmal and indefinite, their best friend a terror and a holy fractal of light. Their mission, like their identity, are impossible for you to comprehend. Prismatic is the hound and resplendent is its rider, and both are strange and beautiful in the night. As it runs into the void between colors, its otherworldly howl splits the sky, as if to say Hello from the Hallowoods."]

[thisisworsethanitlookslike]

Nikignik using human phrases!! NIKIGNIK USING HUMAN PHRASES!!

[dolly-is-cool]

i’m listening to ep 140 wish me LUCK

[pocketsfullofarchivists]

I’m listening to Hello from the Hallowoods and by episode 26? I really really like it

it’s so weird how something at first perceived as annoying makes sense both because of a format and story-wise

in that case, narrator keeping unnatural and very…uh it’s not monotone but it does have same tone bits over and over again?

but it really helps to distinguish different characters immediately, even with a pretty big cast

[podcast-bookclub]

Whether you're caught up or have only listened to the first 4 episodes more times than you can count, you never have to stop thinking about the Hallowoods while Mx. Wellman is on break and hard at work! Weekly listening parties, discussion over which characters are most desperately in need of a hug, and more can be found in the bookclub's Discord server.

Truly the community is so great + it's been incredibly fun to listen along and theorize in a group! Don't spend the next four months alone stressing over what's happened to our favorite characters; pretend they're all still alive and well as you re-experience the horrors with us! ✨

February 28th, 2024, Hello From The Hallowoods goes back on the air.

Which means you have about four months to listen in, get caught up, theorize with other fans, and join initiatives like the @podcast-bookclub's Hallowoods listen-through!

There's lots of material to come over the break, including a recap video of the first three seasons. If you'd like your HFTH fanart to be featured in that video (and credited appropriately, natch) then you can tag it with #hfthrecap until the start of December.

Want to find other Hallowoods fans? Check out the #hfth or #hello from the hallowoods hashtags and go interact with some folks. We've also got a pinned posts about the fandom hashtags in more detail.

Enjoy the break and can't wait to see you in the spring. 📻✨

[dexterlovescoffee]

Hfth episode 86 spoilers

"Hector had never woken up quite like this before"

[siobhanromee]

Started listening to Hello From the Hallowoods (bc I’m cramming and I needed something to do) and I love how it switches to the happy sounding “i-movie-default-music”-esque music as the narrator talks about a monstrous squirrel

[monsterslament]

MY MAN JUST GOT SWALLOWED BY THE CABINET

[ishipgenfics]

THE GREAT ARCHIVES? SKIN COVERED EYES? Okay I just say this is Jon now. You can't stop me. The Nameless One can be Jon if I want him to be.

"Just say no to omniscience."

cough cough. jonathan jarchivist sims.

[michaelmylove]

Ok so since apparently people liked when I live-blogged HFTH last time I’m doing it again!

Excuse me while I go and purchase a diamond hound

this is a beautiful description tbh

Dawg <3

ooh what’s chasing her

did the monster kill her parents

:O

secret door! Love those. Gotta be one of my favorite genders

nom

why is this whole family into the ‘let me do it for you’ dog

gah damn that’s ominous as hell

thin face white dog??

FYM OTHER GHOSTS BABE THOSE ARENT NORMAL

YO WEREWOLF PARENTS dope

why are they trying to kill her

thanks ghost Pringles dog <3

well that’s a bit blunt

i will absolutely adopt a fucked up monster dog

Big Mikey!

body??

i love German shepherds

to be safe about what?????

steward jeffrey

death by monster

i feel like this music doesn’t really match what’s happening but tbh I love it

Zelda?? Dope ass old lady name I love her

is this the same guy from last episode

jonah! It is the same guy

This seems. Invasive

facebook 2 electric boogaloo

spooky adverts!

Give my girls their breakfast!!

”when you don’t know what the job is, bring all the tools” raw ass line!

darkness ! Spooky!

oh nO DOGGY

oh my goodness

DOGGY

WHAT THE HELL

HEIDI NO

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT

NOOOO HEIDI

FUCKING DAMMIT HECTOR

NOOOOOOO

KILL IT

WHAT THE HELL

I HOPE HEIDI IS OKAY OMG

HELL YEAH HECTOR PROTECT YOUR BABIES

HEIDI

NO HEIDI

HEIDI NOOOOOOOOOOO

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

KILL THE FUCKING BOG BASTARD

GHOST HEIDI!! HELLO BABY!! HELLO! WELCOME BACK!!!!

this was a fucking rollercoaster good god

Woah I love solar eclipses

these descriptions are dope. As. Hell.

Ahhh ok took me a minute but I understand

eclipse werewolves :D

niceeeeeee

Girl power let’s go

You take that back this instant dogs are bestest

santa type behavior

this one was so fun!!

[aro-geo-turtle]

Hfth ep 54

—yay moth made it to moths family! I totally missed that moths dad was that guy who joined the dreaming boxes

—I wonder if moth and ray will reunite in the future

—this seems like there a whole small community living here, hope we get to know more of them, seems like a good place.

—road trip gang road trip gang! Jfbdjdbsj diggory “I wish I had a whole personality” XD wow diggory. And Percy was a horse girl [boy]! Damn it’s really Olivier bullying hours huh

—hallowed rat king. Wonderful.

—this is a new approach from lady Ethel and it’s creeping me the fuck out

—yesss trap the rats. Oh wait. It can split. Shit. Damn this is one powerful trance ability

—kitty cat! Kitty cat! Yessss listen to Olivier we need to keep the cat. New members joining the party!

—Percy seems so much noticeably happier this episode. Out of the forest, away from everything that happened with his dad…he’s teasing Olivier and talking about being a horse kid and looking at the cute cat. You can just hear in his voice how much more carefree he sounds <2 good for him

—hmm so demons can run out of fire. Interesting

—I love how hard this podcast goes on the “souls/fire = money” metaphor, it’s great. The fact that all demon magic is fueled by people’s souls is unnerving tho. …do demons have their own souls???

—very worried by this deal of barbs, but it seems pretty clear of his intentions. He just wants part of the power Polly stole. And of course Polly just wants to protect his family 😭

[finhere]

Polly I’m so happy you got to commit arson at Solomon’s house, go off king

[the-official-account]

I'm on episode 32 of the hallowoods and I feel like babbling to heres a liveblog

I can't wait til Hector and Walt meet that danger uncle squad is gonna be something else. Would rival the mean 9lf lesbian gang's monopoly on rad.

Of fucking course they have a road named the "northern artery" :/

Why does everyone hate the shout-out? Thats homophobia.

Hector and Jonah make me feel things. So do buck and rick. God stories of search for long lost beloved figures are some of my FAVORITE stories and stories about leaving inhealthy environments behind are also so fuckong good and like I hate to say this but Solomon and Adam's story also touched me so hard its a lie to say it touched me; I was smacked. Its nice to see all these tropes in like. Grown ass adult gay people.

Big Mikey ATE people? I mean ok king.

ANIME KID. MR. BLUE SKY. Yeah olivier deserves that.

Nikignik slowly starting to add more personal comments to the thoughts and events of the program is so funny

All the sexy people on this show have silver swords.

OHOHO FANCY ARE YOU ONE OF THOSE NONBEENY TYPES WHEEEEEEEZE

I love when nikignik hypes himself up. He's like yeah I'm beautiful yeah I'm classic yes you are monarch get it.

[the-moon-is-a-goddess]

MULLET PERCY