Um, yeah, I don't really have a specific character in mind (so you can ignore this if u want to!), but how would some characters react to a male reader who listens to muggle music, but like- metal?? yk
this is the kind of shit i wanna see in my inbox hell fucking yeah
❕i’ll be honest, my vibe has always been more punk/pop punk/metalcore/hard rock 🤷♂️ i did my best buttttt these are all just songs from my playlist so- (i adore my slytherin babygirls but they’ll always be second to my lord and savior glenn danzig)❕
also accidentally wrote gn reader again so that’s pretty girlypop
requests open
i’ve never actually written one of these like, group headcanons for a whole bunch of people, but i keep seeing other people doing it so we’re trying it out ig. do we like it? yes? no?
slytherin boys: gn! muggleborn! reader’s music taste is rather…unexpected
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mattheo: die, die my darling — misfits
i’m of the opinion that mattheo would fucking LOVE the misfits (once you introduce him)
he walks into your dorm to ask you a quick question, and you’re just dancing around in your room screaming the lyrics to:
“DIE DIE DIE MY DARLING, DONT UTTER A SINGLE WORD”
“DIE DIE, DIE MY DARLING, JUST SHUT YOUR PRETTY MOUTH”
he’s like 🧍♂️😦😍
and that’s when he falls in love with you
jk, unless????
you show him the misfits’ entire discography, and bitch about jerry only (as u should)
he takes a bit too much of a liking to helena 🤨
yk, the song that goes “if i cut off your arms, and i cut off your legs, would you still love me, anyway? if you’re bound and you’re gagged, draped and displayed, would you still love me, anyway?”
🤨🤨🤨
interesting, mattheo. interesting. not concerning in the slightest.
he adores them and you guys listen to their music together when you study <33
y’all start running around screaming I AINT NO GODDAMN SON OF A BITCH
your teachers love it <3
theodore: nazi punks fuck off — dead kennedys
y’all were showering together
(is that really like a sexy thing? i sure as fuck don’t know 🖤🩶🤍💜)
you started singing to yourself and babygirl was like 😳☺️
he loves ur voice <3
even when you’re singing “nazi punks, nazi punks, nazi punks FUCK OFF”
(cause like……yk…….he’s a wizard nazi himself 😬👍)
awkwarddddd
he always lets you put on your music
to be honest, he doesn’t really care about the lyrics, he just loves that you love it
(*cough* simp *cough*)
draco: possessed by satan — gorgoroth
you’d just come back from winter break and had brought one of your holiday presents back with you: a new record player and a shitload of vinyls
you set it up in your dorm and asked your roomie, draco, if he’d mind if you played something
he'd never admit it, but he was wildly curious what muggle music sounded like
so of course, you blessed him with the sweet sweet sounds of gorgoroth 😌🥰
(aww, nostalgia <3)
he just looked at you like 😨
you then proceeded to educate him on gaahl beating the shit out of someone (a l l e g e d l y) and threatening to drink his blood
he’s now even more concerned
(do you or do you not tell him about the gogoroth concert ft. alive ‘crucified’ actors & impaled sheep heads vs. the country of poland?)
((idk babe that’s for you to decide))
blaise: boogie woogie wu — insane clown posse
i feel like blaise is chill enough to give any music a shot before deciding if he likes it or not
you weren’t that close, just acquaintances, but one day you just offered up your other headphone to him in the middle of a really boring class
oh, he’s in love
🎵😍😍🎶
you make him a playlist of songs you think he’d love, and he lowkey almost starts crying and that’s how he asks you out on your first date
(is it terrible to think that this might be your wedding’s first dance song?)
((NOW MURDERRRR))
(((UH OH, HERE COME THE PO-PO TOO MUCH MURDER)))
enzo: custer — slipknot
it’s your ringtone for someone 😌
like ur mom, or something? idfk
“incoming call from: birthgiver” 🎵CUT CUT CUT ME UP AND FUCK FUCK FUCK ME UP🎶
enz:🧍♂️
he doesn’t even know how to react
he’s only a bit terrified
he’ll listen to a few other songs you play for him, but will make you play the weird sisters afterwards
tom: reincarnate — motionless in white
he’s bitching about how much muggles suck and muggle music is trash blah blah blah
and ur like “oh really? wanna bet?”
you whip out your phone and start blasting your playlist
he would absolutely eat that shit up
it’s cheaper than therapy ig 🤷♂️
he hates being wrong about anything ever so he’ll never admit out loud that he likes it, but he will just show up at your dorm at like eleven pm like:
“do you have any more uh……song recommendations or something…..uhhhh” 🧍♂️
babygirl 💞
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I need to leave my horny thoughts with someone and I chose you to be my victim but like am I the only one who goes absolutely feral over the thought of aftercare. Like I look at characters like scaramouche with the urge to absolute ruin him but like I want to take care of him too. I give him many kisses mwah mwah.
God damn it I'm so fucking gay
♡︎ 𝙙𝙖𝙧𝙡𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙗𝙤𝙮 ♡︎
Characters: sub!scaramouche x dom!gn!reader
Warnings: like i always make my reader’s nb so everyone can feel included i do say cock but it can be thought of as a strap on too, hair pulling, crying, a bit of blood, mirror-fucking (kind of), a bit of dumbification, feminization, marking, a bit of a creampie ig???
and as a tradition no proof read, we die like a true horny mfs
Notes: and i will happily be the victim nonnie😌but yeah sameee. i’m more of a gentle dom but i don’t mind being mean sometimes(only with consent tho) and the aftercare would be just me spoiling the shit outta my bbies. also i tried head cannons for this ask. hope u don’t mind nonnie luv😚💓
oh scara scara scara
my favorite lovely brat
rough him up a bit he srsly wouldn’t mind it
mark him all up. the little whore wouldn’t mind showing off who he belongs to and who belongs to him
bite his neck, leave hickeys, bruise him up, and if the hickeys and love marks are starting to disappear, force him down and suck on the same spot
when you force him to sit still on your lap while marking him for long enough the little brat won’t hesitate to start grinding his needy neglected cock on your thighs
and when he feels nice and wants to be babied and spoiled by you, he would wear cute short pastel skirts and crop tops, a lace lingerie of your favorite color and favorite style
would lift up his tiny skirt to show you the see through lacy panties he chose and would ask “do i look pretty, love?”
pls spoil him, he needs it and definitely craves it even though he doesn’t say anything
buy him nice lingerie, accessories to go with it, clothes, spoil him, fuck him how he wants it
when you give him the gifts you got him or show him the tiniest bit of affection like goodbye kisses he just melts
put light make up on him just to watch as everything rolls down his face while his slutty hole gets absolutely wrecked by you
pull on his hair and make him watch himself get fucked stupid on the mirror opposite of your bed that you may or may not have put there purposely just for this reason
poor little scaramouche is so red and embarrassed of how you’re fucking his tiny self so good and deep to the point even a belly bulge is seen
he would whine and sob sooo prettily
“hic f-fuck me… mmoohre! pleashhee… i-i’ll be good hnng-ghh i’ll be shoshosho good! promishee”
and if you wanna leave him completely fucked out to the point he can’t even think of a single plea then press the cute belly bulge
baby boy would start trashing around with eyes blown wide and heart shaped pupils<3
“g-gAAANHHGG NO! NO NO NO! D-DON’T TOUCH ME THE-AAUUNNNGGH♡︎♡︎“
the prettiest crier fr fr😌
mouth open with his tongue lolling out, put your fingers in his mouth and gently pull on his tongue, it makes him cum right then and there on the spot
slowly but deeply fuck him, his eyes would turn into heart pupils real quick with his red eyeliner running down
make him suck your fingers, he has a bit of a hand kink, especially if you’re taller or your hand has some noticeable scars or/and blisters
heavily making out with him while turning his mind into a mushy mess has him whining and sobbing out so freely and loudly
LOUD and i cannot say this enough
would be even louder if you were to gently nibble on his lower lip and accidentally cause it to bleed
keep filling his cute slutty hole until he’s a sobbing mess who can’t even focus his eyes on you with his heart shaped pupils<3
but always be sure to take good care of him afterwards
since he’s short and a puppet i’m pretty sure he doesn’t weigh that much so manhandle him
princess carry your precious boy and have a nice refreshing bath with him, his mushy brain and marked body would enjoy the feeling
and always cuddling and a nice pillow talk where you just praise him and call him your good boy, your sweet prince is a must or else the brat will pout and ignore you in the morning🙄
hold him close to you while you both drift off to sleep
he’d have the cutest, pleased small smile🥹
“hnng - lub you too♡︎” —> his words not mine
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EPISODE 13 CHP 2 DRDT SPOILERS.
so. WHAT THE FUCK.
Levi has basically no empathy confirmed. He wants to be liked but he doesn't understand what caring about others is like.
Ace tells levi to die. Lmao. Also he's so suspicious +He mentions the only person who he ever trusted. WHO NOW???
Eden and Arei doomed yuri.
We get Arei and David flashback. Arei's cg looks like sora from sdra2s final cg btw thats just a random thought i had.
Arei you can't do this to me. She really said "I'm a piece of shit but so is David so let's fix eachother" AUHSVGDHBJFKL
Okay.
EDEN. WHAT THE FUCK. EDEN. NOBODY SAW THIS COMING. I WAS SO CONVINCED IT WAS TERUKO BUT IG NOT???
Eden took Xander's eye out.
So. Eden's probably a traitor, though it's probably not voluntary - we see her crying as she holds the bloody fork. I'm sorry, but with this, I think Eden culprit and Levi accomplice theory is over. I just don't think it works.
Also how in the fuck does Arei know about that.
my girl eden getting character development real
david lying cause he thinks hes tough shit
teruko DEFENDING LEVI??? YALL???? SHES PROJECTING HOW SHE FELT IN CHP 1 ONTO LEVI AND DEFENDING HIM I HATE HER /pos
DAVID SNEEZING SPRITE LMAO.
okay so all secrets are revealed. Teruko is either lying or mistaken about her secret, cause the look David gives her after it CANNOT be innocent.
this does tell us something though - the family one applies to teruko, if shes not lying on purpose. but...what???
Who does family refer to? It cant be her parents, she never knew them. And she barely remembers her brother. Maybe it's the others at the orphanage, or her friends? Also, she feels survivors guilt apparently and wished she died with whoever family is. Somebody give my girl Teruko a break.
EVERYONE SMOKES TERUKO FOR NOT KNOWING WTF THE SPINNY THING IS.
Fandom cheers as Teruko finally stops getting interrupted and explains the murder method.
WHIT AS A DOG HAD ME CACKLING I DID NOT SEE THAT COMING.
We see that Teruko's drawing isn't much better than her handwriting (which we get more samples of btw!!!!!!!)
Nico's gonna have to explain the murder... maybe the theory that Nico was framed by / helped someone is true, but idk. Teruko's interrogating the shit out of them.
So. Culprit?
I think realistically, the best options for the culprit are Ace, Rose, and Whit. Maybe Hu, Veronika or Nico if you squint REALLY hard but I doubt it.
I think Ace is SUPER suspicious, half because vibes and half because david calling his ass out here
Rose definetly has potential to be the culprit, but idk. im tired leave me alone.
WHIT. EVERY SINGLE FUCKING THING YOUVE SAID THIS TRIAL IS SO SUSPICIOUS. YOUVE BEEN THROWING BLAME ONTO LEVI CONSTANTLY. U KNOW ABOUT HANGING SPECIFICS FOR SOME REASON. UR SO SUSPICIOUS UR NOT SUSPICOUS
ok thats it
unrelated to this post, i made a doc of my live reactions to stuff and here are some things i wrote that i thought were funny
I am tired but this episode was SO good. I'll probably make a more in dept theory/post on it tmr lmao its 1:36 am.
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hiii would you do percy x daughter of zeus hcs? but reader is more like hera’s daughter?? i hope that explains itself like reader has attributes a daughter of hera would have
daughter of the heavens / percy jackson x daughter of zeus! champion of hera! reader.
a / n : ah, my favorite trope. hera adopting zeus' children and being a better parent for them🤭 i know being both child of zeus and champ of hera is hoTTT
warnings : omg i didnt cursed ig??
- he's scared
- you're the children of most feared two gods
- you have your fathers powers and hera's rage
- you weren't the best go to option in becoming friends for the campers
- that's why percy thought he was doomed when he saw you two spared for the sword practice
- but it didn't go the way he planned
- you did fight good and kicked his ass, don't get me wrong
- but you were so kind afterwards
- "you okay? did i accidently zapped you or something?"
- my man was shocked
- "n-no thanks, im okay."
- "your stands are too open by the way."
- normally he would be annoyed
- and overthink
- but right now he wanted to be close to you
- and give a little show to the camp, about two children of the big three is practicing together
- "can you fix me?"
- percy 'smooth' jackson everyone
- and, the sweet and kind you, obviously showed him how to stand good
- you were very outgoing and friendly, so it was easy for you two become close
- thanks to the fates or aphrodite, next day was his turn in the cabin check
- and luckily for him, you were assigned together
- "hey jackson."
- "wassup l/n."
- you both were eachother in different fonts fr
- and people thought you guys would fight already at some point
- but it never happened
- the more percy got close to you, the more he realised you were more like hera
- even though you're just her champion
- you hated zeus and didn't wanted to be his stereotypical child
- and percy definetly sees that
- you had your dads good (suprisingly he has a few) traits thats all
- like how you were a natural leader, and you can get competitive when you need to
- and think fast during attack
- but the other was just hera
- you were so motherly, even to percy
- "the weather will be cold, i can feel it. put a sweater on."
- jason doesn't know how you both become besties this easy but he wasn't complaining
- yeah he joked around and said don't date but like he shipped you guys from the start
- he'd love to have percy as brother in law fr
- percy eventually developed a crush on you because of how your characters matched
- you both loved pegasus riding for example
- and surfing
- you would blow a cold wind towards him when the weather is too hot
- and he'd make the water more warmer if it's too cold for you
- little things like that made you develope (is this how you spell?) a crush too
- after coming back from tartarus, percy didn't liked making things wait and he immediatly started to work on a confession plan
- he wanted to impress you, because you were the daughter of the king of the gods
- also his wife's champion
- you were olympus' princess fr
- no matter how much he tried, he didn't get the chance
- he made blackjack shape the clouds as hearts, but whenever he tried to say something someone appeared
- or you had to go because someone called you
- he tried like this for two weeks
- and then he started to get anxious and tired of it
- so when you both sat on the zeus cabin's roof, percy confessed
- "the stars are reall-"
- "im in love with you"
- your shock appeared in the sky and you accidently struck a lightning
- "wHAT-"
- my boy decided to never suprise you that night
- but you both started dating obvi
- POWER
- COUPLE.
- zeus is a hater but who cares
- hera is too but she is happy as long as you're happy
- and besides, percy's fatal flaw is loyalty so what could possibly go wrong?
- you two always pick eachother during quests
- and you guys fight in harmony
- you're in the wind i'm in the water fr
- katara and aang is that u???
- percy often tries to impress you
- because you're so unintentionally cool
- but you always wave him off by saying 'you can trip and fall but i'd still find you hot'
- and he blushes like a little girl
- your emotions are always mirrors the weather in camp
- so he tries his best to make you happy
- because once you made a rainbow when he gifted you a hand made paper flower
- idk how dont ask
- you often zap percy to remind him that you love him
- like it's your way of saying i love you
- and he splashes you in return
- you both have so much fun together
- long story short
- u guys are the coolest fr
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