#futurama my love

[hungrydogs-if]

the word count is up to juuuuust under 27k. safe to say the update should be out before the end of this month (unless life doinks me in the arse again). it's both more branching and more linear at the same time so that's paradoxical. i'll probably end up doing rewrites with what's already there, but for now it's just mc dealing with the aftermath of the memories and then getting a little treat (debatable) :)

[constantlyinmotion]

zoidberg.

[imperceiveable]

idk is this anything?

[checkyshka]

omg they're back for like the twentieth time no way🫢🫢🫢

[canisalbus]

Machete and Vasco are so pomegranate-and-the-hand-that-slices coded. To me.

Pomegranates are seen as messy, bloody, inconvenient fruits. You slice or tear or bite and in return for your effort you come away underwhelmed, disgusted, and stained too deep to wash. The consumption of a pomegranate is a violent act of defilement, for both the fruit and the eater.

But that is because most do not understand how to open a pomegranate. They have little patience for the precise carving. They see no point in coreing the fruit gently, no reason to be reverent as they pull the quarters apart. When done correctly, opening a pomegranate leaves little mess. Your fingers will still stain, your knife will still slick, but there will be no pool of crimson drowning both you and the fruit.

The seeds are only sweet to those who understand the merit of a light hand and intricate slicing. Why put in so much effort for a food so bitter and clearly armored against consumption? Surely it must not yearn to be eaten.

(^insane about silly catholic dogs)

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[jasonsthunderthighs]

Dick: Where's Tim?

Damian: I didn't kill him. Todd?

Jason: No, I've been busy.

[scarfattack]

Philip J Fry ft. my fiancée's discord message

[kondorksart]

Idiots with their idiots

[madscrimblio]

just started watching futurama and made it to s2 today :-) so far these two are my favorite brahhhh

[clovariia]

i've been having so much fun watching futurama with my girlfriend @hazardouspup recently!!! here's a little christmas gift of the creatures who are destroying his brain 💕

[homefryboy]

fry & leela: *basking in their love as they’re finally married*

zapp right next to them:

[ponchusjbonchus]

making thneeds…..making thneeds……

i got a sudden urge to draw them for no reason.like it was instant i dropped everything to

[imperceiveable]

bending unit

[vampiredrooling]

Don’t blame me!

[leelersupremacy]

quick thought but... Bender is heavy, right? We have seen him break walls, and he is tons of metal, so lifting any part of him must be impossible for humans

which means that every time Leela or Fry lift his arm or lift any part of him, he is allowing it

so this asshole goes around life beating his chest and saying i don't care about any of you, but cares because he lets the people close to him be able to physically manipulate his body

anyway excuse me while i go cry

[cubscoutemporio]

monster au shenanigans with @vampiredrooling