#furfur licks

[furfurs-fotos]

You. Listen. Some of the Eric have been turned into babies.

@lower-management and @fishyfiles both have one. I need photos…think you can do it?

- @thedemon-crowley x

Gotcha. When should I stop by?

[the-demon-team]

One of my friends asked me on who do I think has the best hair in good omens, I looked at her and said "is that even a question it's furfur obviously" he's got very pretty hair

@furfurs-fotos: *licks you gratefully*

@duchess-shax: *huffs offendedly*

@ligur-duke-of-hell: *tears off your right arm*

@duke-hastur: *sets you on fire then transforms into a swarm of maggots and eats you*

[c1cada-c1cada]

Ligur with long hair?!?

Smash, sorry Hastur he's just too pretty

But I think you might also have to fight off Beelzebub or get a restraining order because they might go insane with the curls...

also, Furfur will probably try to kidnap him or something so keep an eye on him... Furfur is a registered sex offender in 69 different countries which I suppose sums it up for you... Make sure your husband is safe!!

@magical616jade I said I would tag you

@akislays I know you wanted to see this

[furfurs-fotos]

I'm honoured you'd ask me. This is my contribution to science:

(don't worry about reducing me to one trait; I already did that to myself *licks*)

Astronomy I-

[furfurs-fotos]

Important Announcement, Everybody!

Under the care of my physician, @docdust, who performed a special several-hour external and internal massage, I gave birth to twins early this morning. Meet Furfurbaby and Furfurby!

There are multiple fathers for each, as they are furturnal twins. But please don't treat them differently based on their different parentage or their different appearances.

After giving birth, I licked each baby clean like all deer mothers do--even though neither baby appears to have inherited my deer traits, nor my reptile tongue. But that's alright, I love them all the same. And I'm sure the next babies will favour me more.

[theastrophysicistnextdoor]

The Ineffable Detective Agency presents: Decoding 1941 Hell – The Hidden Morse Messages

The Good Omens team never fails to surprise us: In the Hell scenes set in 1941, there are subtle beeps in the background that many might have missed: morse code messages! 

We took the time to decode these messages from about 5 minutes of the show – some parts are easy to identify, some parts are really hard due to overlying sounds or noises. 

We used the 5.1 audio and selected only the channel with the morse signals. Check out an easy snippet – which line is it? :)

Then, we applied high- and low-pass filters to emphasize the code’s pitch around 1360 Hz. Some of us have pretty sharp ears, some of us worked with the frequency spectra to mark short and long signals as well as pauses in between. 

Here is what we have heard or seen, together with some facts and thoughts on the lines. Let us know what you think!

S2E4 06:19 to 08:23 “Have a miserable eternity”

Here are the pieces we have successfully decoded: 

HAVE A DREADFUL ETERNITY

We are wondering why this is different to the text via loudspeaker as well as Furfur’s “have a miserable eternity”...

TOMMY’S A LEGEND

Do we know a Tommy?

1) There's the Welsh magician/comedian Tommy Cooper (his magical act specialized in magic tricks that appeared to fail), who was the inspiration for the red fez in the magic shop. Cooper died live on television suffering a heart attack. :(

2) There's also the lead character Tommy in Brigadoon, the plot of which feels seriously GO-coded. There is a magic village hidden outside time that only appears in Scotland once every 100 years and is connected to the rest of the world with a bridge, outsiders who find "clues about the village and its people that make no sense", and a plot about unlikely lovers who are separated (because one "can't just leave everything in the real world behind"), and an ending that reunites the lovers against all odds because of the strength of their love ("I told ye, if you love someone deeply enough, anything is possible ... even miracles.")

PAUL’S OUR MIXING HERO

Could that be the Re-Recording Mixer PAUL McFADDEN?

ABANDON ALL HOPE YE WHO ENTER HERE CHEER UP IT’S ONLY ETERNAL DAMNATION ABANDON ALL HOPE YE WHO ENTER HERE CHEER UP IT’S ONLY ETERNAL DAMNATION ABANDON ALL HOPE YE WHO ENTER HERE CHEER UP IT’S ONLY ETERNAL DAMNATION ABAN

The phrase "Abandon all hope, ye who enter here" is a quote from Dante’s Inferno, Prelude to Hell, Canto III, Vestibule of Hell: Dante passes through the gate of Hell, which bears an inscription ending with the phrase "Lasciate ogne speranza, voi ch'intrate". So, the minisode is THE place where we get quotes from the two most famous literary accounts of Hell – with Furfur's quotation of Paradise Lost in the dressing room at the Windmill Theater: "In dubious battle on the Plains of Heaven". 

S2E4 09:16 to 10:09 “Processing the Nazis”

ABANDON ALL HOPE YE WHO ENTER HERE CHEER UP IT’S ONLY ETERNAL DAMNATION ABANDON ALL HOPE YE WHO ENTER HERE CHEER UP IT’S ONLY ETERNAL DAMNATION

S2E4 11:07 - 13:12: “The offer to return as Zombies”

These two minutes are very tricky: while in the first half it is ok-ish to identify the signals in the spectrum, the second half is overlaid by so much noise… – yes, we are calling the dialogues and sounds in hell noise now :D – that we chose a different approach. 

It looked as if the sequence starts from the beginning, so we compared both parts, and now we are quite sure that it is the same pattern. 

DO NOT LICK THE WALLS HEAVEN LOOKS DOWN ON YOU BECAUSE YOU ARE PATHETIC ABANDON ALL HOPE YE WHO ENTER HERE CHEER UP IT’S ONLY ETERNAL DAMNATION DO NOT LICK THE WALLS HEAVEN LOOKS DOWN ON YOU BECAUSE YOU ARE PATHETIC ABANDON ALL HOPE YE WHO ENTER HERE CHEER UP IT’S ONLY ETERNAL DAMNATION DO NOT LICK THE WALLS HEAVEN LO …

So those are the sections we are pretty certain we have correct. However, there is one section we are still unsure on - maybe you can help?

Back to S2E4 06:19 to 08:23

We have been fighting hard with the first six seconds, before “HAVE A DREADFUL ETERNITY” and we think it is:

SHE’S IN MA PHONE

Who are we talking about now?

Do you have any other ideas of what this could be? If it is “She’s in ma phone”, what does that mean? Or is the S just noise and it starts with an H? Or even with a B – BE’S IN MA PHONE?

So, what are your thoughts on all of these messages? Why go to the effort of putting morse code here? Is it a fun easter egg, or something more? And why say “dreadful eternity” in morse when the quote used in the show is “miserable eternity”? We have so many questions!

Spoiler: There is more code hidden throughout the series.  Let us know what you see or hear!

-... .    -.- .. -. -..    - ---  �� . .- -.-. ….    --- - …. . .-. 

An amazing joint effort with @noneorother, @kimberleyjean, @thebluestgreen, and @embracing-the-ineffable at the @ineffable-detective-agency (with the incredible @maufungi, @somehow-a-human, @lookingatacupoftea, @komorezuki, @havemyheartaziraphale, and @dunkthebiscuit)

See more of our posts, plus a collection of Clues and metas from all over the fandom, here.

[paperclipninja]

I had the absolute pleasure of writing something a little different as a birthday gift for rare pair extraordinaire @isiaiowin and thought I'd share some of the Shax/Furfur love here too.

No Hope in Hell - a Shax/Furfur ficlet

Rated: T

She knows she shouldn't doubt it, doubt him, but a demon who lets herself hope is condemning themselves to a fate far worse than anything the Devil could dream up. For hope is voracious, spilling out to feed the fires of Hell and kindle a ferocity that scalds and scars in ways that break the souls of even the damned.

So she lets her eyes settle on him, hesitation and desire flickering intermittently through the resolve staring back at her.

She knows she can be abrasive, even prickly, but what choice does she have? One slip and she loses the respect of those under her command, or worse—the hope might sneak in.

Hope that he can see the beauty amidst the thorns, the softness in her eyes that she allows to peep through when her gaze lands on him, the way her body prickles with yearning and need and... Love.

Because despite the relentless promise of damnation, or perhaps in spite of it, they found one another.

First it was an understanding, collegial and necessary.

Then they'd seek each other out: to talk, to conspire, to help.

They'd find reasons to be near one another: a silent acknowledgement of friendship shown through favourable rosters, extra resources and crudely drawn smiley faces in the margins of tedious paperwork passed between them.

And finally, their hands would linger as they exchanged written orders and their eyes would lock, neither wanting to break away.

She'd dared to let the hope rise, just a little, when their lips were inches apart and he breathed her name with a reverence that ought to have been engulfed and extinguished by the hellfire lining the walls around them.

And she bit down on that same hope as she cried out in his arms, because if she let it bloom she knew it would become a part of her, etched into her skin, her pulse. Her heart.

Now she rakes her eyes over his weary face and his carefully coiffed, grey locks, swallowing the urge to lick her lips as the emerald green of his collar sets off the colour of his irises.

She is certain that he looks at no one as he does her, knows that the soft-edged smile and gentle tilt of the head are silent sweet nothings: I know you. I adore you. I am yours.

"Shax."

"Furfur."

“Was wondering if you could join me in the filing room to help with the, er, backlog?”

She lets an eyebrow nudge upwards, a movement so slight and fleeting it would be missed if his eyes weren't trained on her.

“I suppose I could do that. Do you expect it will take long?” Shax threads a chill through the question, careful to ensure it sounds crisp with annoyance.

Furfur steps forward, a furtive glance side to side down the dank corridor before he brushes past her on his way and utters breathily, "I hope so".

Read on AO3

Thanks to @harlotofupdog for the read through.

[the-demon-team]

*licks Furfur*

@furfurs-fotos: *resists the urge to lick back*

@ligur-duke-of-hell: what's wrong with him? why isn't he licking?

@duke-hastur: he's trying to stay faithful to one of his wives, @trans-darbie

@duchess-shax: pathetic. I mean, he always was, but now he's even more pathetic.

@ligur-duke-of-hell: you wanna try that, too, Hastur? this staying faithful thing?

@duke-hastur: ...possibly.

@duchess-shax: *shakes her head* well I'm not giving in to peer pressure. I'm staying a whore.

[furfurs-fotos]

I miss you too

*licks my own tears*

So basically my Catholic dad said he saw a demonic shadow walking beside me at night.

I can only hope it was Furfur.

I'm sure Furfur would walk beside anyone at night for a small fee or just a kind word.

[handyowlet]

The definitive (as best as I could do after transcribing all of S2 myself) list of when Crowley calls Aziraphale by his name versus calling him Angel.

Aziraphale

- [ ] S1E1- 2007- phone booth, we need to talk about apocalypse

- [ ] S1E3- 3004 BC- Noah’s ark (crowd)

- [ ] S1E5- 2018- Soho, bookshop fire, calling out to him to find him

- [ ] S1E5- 2018- Bar, confirming it’s Aziraphale’s spirit after discorporation (background patrons)

- [ ] S1E5- 2018- Air Force base, greeting Aziraphale when he is possessing Madame Tracy (Shadwell, guard)

- [ ] S1E6- 2018- Walking in to AF base, lick/kick butt line (Tracy, Shadwell)

- [ ] S1E6- 2018- AF base, telling him to shoot Adam (Them, Tracy, Shadwell)

- [ ] S2E1- present day- in Bentley after Beelzebub tells him about extreme sanctions, talking to himself

- [ ] S2E3- 1827- Edinburgh, in the crypt to get Aziraphale’s attention when he’s babbling about saving Wee Morag (technically Elspeth is there but not paying attention to them)

- [ ] S6E6- present day- Bookshop, when angels and demons are talking about war because of the halo thing (Michael, Uriel, Saraqael, Muriel, Dagon, Shax, Furfur, Maggie, Nina)

3 private, 7 public, 2 in public but likely not overheard (so his name appears to be the more public option)

Angel

- [ ] S1E2-2018- Tadfield, dropping Anathema off at home (Anathema)

- [ ] S1E3- 1793- Bastille, time is frozen

- [ ] S1E3- 1862- St. James Park, holy water scene (background park-goers but they’re kind of whispering)

- [ ] S1E4- 2018- Soho outside bookshop, run away with me argument (background pedestrians)

- [ ] S2E1- present day- outside coffee shop after hearing Maggie call him an Angel (technically background pedestrians, Maggie has walked away by then)

- [ ] S2E1- present day- back room of bookshop trying to convince Aziraphale to abandon Gabriel

- [ ] S2E2- 2500 BC- Job’s palace, saying Aziraphale sounds jealous about having choice

- [ ] S2E2- 2600 BC- Job’s palace, asking if Aziraphale is sure he won’t kill the kids (Ennon, Keziah, Jemima)

- [ ] S2E2- 2500 BC- Uz, seeing God talking to Job (Job and God are there but not aware of A & C)

- [ ] S2E2- 2500 BC- Uz, when Aziraphale thinks he’s going to Hell

- [ ] S2E3- present day- In bookshop, pulling Aziraphale away from Muriel (Muriel)

- [ ] S2E3- present day, talking to Aziraphale through Bentley radio

- [ ] S2E3- 1827- Edinburgh, telling Aziraphale to give his money to Elspeth (Elspeth)

- [ ] S2E5- present day- Bookshop, during the ball, saying people will get hurt (technically the shopkeepers are in the background but they’re whispering)

- [ ] S6E6- present day- Bookshop, final 15, you’re better than that

6 private, 5 public, 4 in public but likely not overheard (so Angel seems to be the more private option)

[mimisempai]

Jane Austen or Richard Curtis, in the end it is all love

Summary

Furfur, still reeling from not being recognized by Crowley, decides to take revenge on the demon with the help of the new Duke of Hell, Shax, who still hasn't gotten over her defeat at the hands of Aziraphale.

Crowley and Aziraphale, unaware of what's going on, have gone to dinner at the Ritz. But a surprise awaits them when they return.

Notes

Just in case, spoiler for the end of 4 weddings and 1 funeral, and for Pride and Prejudice 

On Ao3

Rating G -  1833 words

"Shax, I request permission to go to Earth and use a 30-minute miracle blocker."

On her throne, the Duke of Hell crossed her legs and, leaning forward slightly, she asked, squinting her eyes, "Are we up to no good? That would be perfect, actually."

Furfur rubbed his hands together and conspiratorially replied, "Well, since that traitorous demon Crowley doesn't remember who I am, I thought it might be a good idea to show him by disrupting his quiet little life a bit."

Shax asked in a suave voice, "Would that mean disrupting his emotional support's life as well?"

Furfur licked his lips with relish before answering, "Absolutely."

Shax's smile turned carnivorous as she replied, "Permission granted."

Furfur thanked her with a nod and left the room, a mischievous smile on his lips. Crowley and the angel Azira-thing would regret making a fool of him. All he had to do was hide near the bookshop and wait.

*********

Aziraphale got out of the Bentley and said in a satisfied tone, "Well, that was scrumptious again."

Crowley circled the car and joined him, chuckling slightly, "Will you ever say anything else after a meal at the Ritz?"

They started toward the bookshop and Aziraphale nudged him on the shoulder, "If it's delicious, why would I say anything else?"

It was rare for the street to be so deserted despite the late hour, so Crowley took the opportunity to slide his hand down Aziraphale's arm to intertwine his fingers with the angel's, and thus they walked the few yards to the bookshop.

Aziraphale let go of the demon's hand long enough to open the door. 

He put the key in the lock, but to his surprise, he couldn't turn it. 

"Hm?"

He tried to open it, thinking - though it was unthinkable - that he might have forgotten to lock the door, but he couldn't open it either. 

"What's going on, angel?"

Crowley had come closer and Aziraphale replied, "I can't open the door, it's like it's stuck.

"Shall I try a little magic?"

Crowley moved his hand slightly, but neither the door nor the key moved.

"Angel, you try it, it doesn't work for me."

Aziraphale tried the same to no avail.

Crowley frowned, "That reminds me..."

Aziraphale nodded and rolled his eyes, muttering, "Me too."

Crowley sighed, "Furfur..." he walked out into the street and after a few meters he realized that there was an invisible dome of protection all around the store up to the Bentley and that it was impossible to get through.

He shouted, "Idiot Furfur! What's your plan now that we're locked out?"

All he got was a thunderous noise and the rain began to pour down. He felt himself being pulled back.

"Come on, Crowley, let's get to safety in the Bentley."

Aziraphale had grabbed his hand and was leading him toward the Bentley. But just as they were about to open the car doors on both sides, they realized that they were locked as well, depriving them of the valuable shelter of the Bentley.

"Aaaarrrgh!" shouted Crowley.

Aziraphale replied, "Come on, let's at least take cover in the doorway of the shop."

They both ran to it and, clinging to the door as best they could, looked at each other, both soaking wet, and laughed.

Aziraphale asked, "What do we do now?"

Crowley replied, "We wait. Furfur probably used a miracle blocker, and those can't last more than half an hour. So at worst, we've got another twenty minutes to wait like this."

Aziraphale raised his hand, pushing back a soaked lock of red hair that fell across the demon's forehead, and asked with an amused smile, "Weren't you the one who told me about romantic love scenes in the rain?"

Crowley grumbled, "Mocking is easy..."

Aziraphale shook his head, "I'm not mocking, but I'm curious to see how it works now. Tell me about it."

Seeing the demon's puzzled expression, he added, "At least it'll help pass the time."

"Okay... " Crowley replied, "Let me tell you about one of my favorites. It's about a guy named Charles and his group of friends who seem to be down on their luck in love. And so Charles meets an American named Carrie at a wedding, and he thinks his luck may have run out. But after spending the night together, Carrie returns to the States, putting an end to what might have been. As Charles and Carrie's paths continue to cross - at a handful of weddings and a funeral - he comes to believe that they're meant to be together, even if the timing always seems wrong."

Aziraphale interrupted, "Reminds me of someone."

Crowley raised an eyebrow, "Really, angel? Anyway, at the end of the movie, just as he is about to get married, he changes his mind, and when he gets home, she is standing at his door in the rain. She's soaking wet, and even though he asks her to come in, she says she couldn't be wetter anyway, so he comes out. It's silly, but there you go. And then he declares his love for her."

Aziraphale asked softly, "And what does he say to her?"

Crowley told him gently, "That he stood at the altar and realized that the person he loved wasn't under the veil, but there, in front of him, in the rain."

Aziraphale murmured, "Promising..."

Crowley replied, "I know, right?"

"What next?"

"He told her he loved her from the first second he met her."

Aziraphale interjected again, "That reminds me of someone again."

Crowley chuckled, "This time I agree. Finally, they decide to go home, when suddenly he turns to her and says..."

Crowley took Aziraphale's face in his hands and continued quietly, "Let me ask you one thing. Do you think, after we've dried off, after we've spent lots more time together, you might agree not to marry me? And do you think not being married to me might be something you could consider for the rest of your life? Do you?"

Aziraphale gasped and said, "Gee, that's so romantic."

Crowley repeated, "Do you, Angel?"

Aziraphale smiled softly and replied, "While 'not marrying you' is debatable, I say yes as long as it means we are together for the rest of our lives."

Crowley smiled and leaned forward to press his lips to Aziraphale's. And despite the circumstances, nothing could have been more romantic than that moment.

As they parted to catch their breath, Aziraphale murmured, "Did you feel it?"

Crowley nodded, "Yes, I think the magic is back."

Aziraphale turned to the door and put the key in the lock. The key turned and the door opened.

The angel and the demon rushed inside, not noticing that the rain had also stopped and that people were walking in the streets again.

********

From the roof of the building opposite the bookstore, Furfur frowned, "What? The half hour isn't over yet!"

"You've seen it, Furfur, it's going to take a lot more than a few tricks to affect them."

Furfur grumbled in disgust.

Shax whispered in his ear, "But don't worry, our time will come and they won't know what hit them."

*********

Aziraphale and Crowley were dry now. But the feeling of dampness and the chill of the rain didn't go away so easily, so they sat together on the sofa, their knees covered with a plaid blanket and a glass of scotch in their hands.

After taking a sip, Aziraphale asked, "Do you think we should be worried?" 

Crowley shook his head, "As Beelzebub said, they're understaffed at the moment, and besides, Shax has to get her authority accepted, so she can't allow this kind of frivolity so often."

He took another sip of scotch and then said with a mischievous smile on his lips, "Angel, you've seen how effective my romantic movies are, and what about me? Am I going to get a demonstration of Jane Austen's effectiveness?"

The angel wasn't one to turn down a challenge, so he put down his glass and turned to the demon.

"Since you didn't know that Jane Austen wrote books, you've probably never heard of Pride and Prejudice, have you?"

Crowley also put down his glass and replied, "Obviously."

Aziraphale nodded and continued, "Well, to make a long story short, Elizabeth Bennet lives with her mother, father and sisters in the English countryside. As the eldest, she is under increasing pressure from her parents to marry. When she is introduced to the handsome, upper-class Mr. Darcy, sparks fly. Although the chemistry between the two is obvious, Darcy's overly reserved nature threatens their budding relationship. Anyway, there's a lot going on, so let's move on to my favorite scene and then I'll tell you about the movie, which I find so lovely."

Crowley watched in amusement as Aziraphale became as excited as the day he was preparing for the ball as the angel continued, "Mr. Darcy arrives and asks Elizabeth how she is, calling her 'my dear.' Elizabeth doesn't want him to call her that because that's what her father calls his mother when he's cross."

Crowley snorted and interrupted the angel's story, "It's not looking good for Mr. Darcy."

Aziraphale tapped him on the arm and said, "Don't interrupt me! And so Mr. Darcy asked her what endearments he might use, and Elizabeth replied, he shall call her Lizzie for every day. My Pearl for Sundays, and Goddess Divine - but only on special occasions. And here comes my favorite part, Mr. Darcy asks-"

Crowley interrupted, "And what shall I call you when I'm cross? Mr. Crowley?"

Aziraphale gasped, then exclaimed, "Crowley, don't tell me you've seen the movie?"

Crowley raised an eyebrow and replied, "Well, after hearing you praise Jane's writing talents, I had to do some educating, but not being in the mood to read, I was pleasantly surprised to see that there are several movies. So what do you think? Shall I call you Mr. Crowley on the days I'm cross?"

The angel's face softened as he shook his head, "Oh, no. You can only call me Mr. Crowley when you are entirely and perfectly and incandescently happy."

Crowley took the angel's face in his hands and asked, "And how are you this evening, Mr. Crowley?"

Aziraphale smiled and Crowley murmured, "Mr. Crowley," then pressed a kiss to one of his eyelids. 

Aziraphale laughed softly.

Crowley whispered again, "Mr. Crowley," and he kissed the angel's forehead. He went on and on until he had kissed every part of Aziraphale's face.

When he was finished, Aziraphale, his eyes shining, asked him, "So who's better, Richard Curtis or Jane Austen?"

Crowley took both their glasses and gave Aziraphale his, then raised his glass and said, "Let's call it a draw." 

Aziraphale nodded and moved his glass closer to the demon's and said quietly, "To happy endings."

Crowley replied, "Or rather, to happy beginnings," clinking his glass with Aziraphale's.

Aziraphale nodded as he took a sip.

Crowley was right. 

This was just the beginning, and this was happy.

_________

Still not beta'd

Still not my native language

Still hoping you'll enjoy this story  🥰

Still thanking you for bearing with me 😝

Ineffable Growing Love series : here (After season 2)

Ineffable Husbands masterlist : here (Before season 2)

[phantomram-b00]

So I saw this post and I just wanna talk about it, specifically the last two,

The fact people think Crowley hates Aziraphale over the finale is kinda baffling and unserious to me. Like I’m not saying Crowley isn’t going to be mad at him, but hate is very much a strong word considering everything they’ve been through together. Because if that was the cast, shit Crowley could’ve hated him a long as time ago, even from a beginning since they’re suppose to be enemies, they drill it in Aziraphale and I don’t doubt hell drill it in Crowley’s head too about this but he doesn’t (and I highly doubt Aziraphale hated Crowley) or even during the holy water situation or any moment when they had a spat or disagreement. Did this finale gave him a wound, yes, (like I may be a Aziraphale kin but that shit hurt my feelings) am I saying Crowley is incapable of hate? No I’m sure he hates a lot of things (*cough cough*, metatron rn) but I don’t see him bringing himself to hate Aziraphale over this nor do I think he’ll try to, it be out of character for him to even try to. This is the same character that brought down London are mobile phone network and called that his sinful deed, so are we really expecting more out of that?

And no, Crowley not gonna become Duke of Hell to spite him, that’s also an out of character thing, just because he said no and Aziraphale said yes with his promotion, doesn’t mean he going to just waltz back to hell and tell Shax “hey I wanna be Duke of Hell role since my non-official spouse left me for his job”, he not petty like Aziraphale; he going to stay in earth since that’s his home. That’s his space, why else do you think we hardly see scene of him in hell, because he never considered hell home/his side (and let not kid ourself, who would if you have people like Furfur who most likely lick the walls and how claustrophobic that place is, so I feel Crowley). I’m not trying to bring back the job episode since everyone talk about it, (I love the episode as much as the next person) I do think that is a prime example of him saying he doesn’t even on hell’s side. So imma just bring up the other minisode where after the magic show, they celebrate it and also comment on how they both are in shades of grey in some way, Crowley being the darker grey whilst Aziraphale being the lighter shade (which I’m surprised no one talked about, someone probably did an I missed it but I’m just surprised no one is talking about that conversation but I digress.) so the whole “Duke of hell Crowley” is nonsense, could be a fun au for fanfic but on paper it doesn’t fit really.

Okay now to the whole “they’re going to be turn into mortals”, I was gonna make a post about this but I didn’t want to come off as someone who disagree with all the theories, but this one, I really can’t stand, (if you believe it, cool that’s valid.) and imma just talk about it. While sure, it can be they have no side anymore, but why would you want them to be separated again, especially since we don’t know where they’ll even go if they do die. But also, just because they love humanity doesn’t mean they want to be mortal, like I get the romantic implication of this theory/prediction, but I honestly don’t think turning them human is romantic nor is it a good thing, it feels more like a punishment all over again because they love each other. Look even if they do the whole reincarnation thing which fine, book of life did this. Well done, good writing all around, but it still another form of punishment because they going to be separated all the damn time. Like especially since they didn’t turn ineffable bureaucracy into humans (not to being the ship into it since I do love this ship.) so why would they make ineffable spouse/husband/wives into humans? Why should they be punish for simply loving each other? Why can’t they enjoy eternity loving each other as demon and angel, or just immortal beings since at the end of the day, they wouldn’t want a side, they are their own side.

Now look, I’m all for angst, I feel season 3 might have some with how season 2 ended, but sometimes, some angst idea like the one I just talk about or what the op posted just doesn’t make sense/out of character. And I just had to talk about it even thought I really am not suppose to be up. (I only am because I toke what felt like a century nap Crowley gets.) I know season 2 left us with mixed emotions, like I haven’t felt that way since Arcane. And you know, if you do believe in the Theory mention in the post or what I said, cool, that’s valid, don’t let me tell you otherwise. Just I don’t find myself agreeing with these, if you do tell me why, anyway, I just needed to say this, here another Crowley gif since I love this character and I do find myself in him. (Maybe not as much as I find myself in Aziraphale but close enough, I kin them both)

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I am licking your art work because I love it so much

Enjoy the slobber my guy :p

Four Fun Furfur Facts

Furfur has canonically read Paradise Lost, which is effectively inaccurate fan fiction about people he actually knows.

Furfur is one of the 72 spirits of Solomon.

Furfur traditionally has the ability to summon storms.

Furfur is traditionally depicted as a deer with wings and the tail of a snake.

Which is why I drew this:

Inspired by @hg-aneh’s Furfur drawings.

Also @furfurs-fotos.

Enjoy the slander, my guy :3.

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Entering My Divorced Dad Era...

I can't believe @trans-darbie actually left me and kidnapped my kids! Just because I cheated on them by marrying somebody else! This is so unfair. Feminism has gone too far.

Darbie better not try to make me pay child support for my own children who I created then abandoned. That's a violation of my rights as a manfather! Too bad the biased judicial system only favours FEEEEEEMALES.

And no, I'm not going to visit them or care for them or anything. I'm a man. That's girl stuff. (Nevermind that I was the one pregnant with them. That was before I took the Red Pill.)

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@duke-hastur: what is this stuff?

@ligur-duke-of-hell: can we eat it?

@furfurs-fotos: can I lick it?

@duchess-shax: is this some sort of human condiment to put on toste?

[furfurs-fotos]

good omens s2 except it’s just me <3 :p

good omens s2 except it’s just furfur because he’s my favorite character for some reason <3