#funny ventriloquist

[hylianane]

Oda doesnt want you to know this but actually the real reason Zoro can speak with a sword in his mouth is because as a kid he got his hands on dozens of Ventriloquism 101 books and can now speak perfectly without moving any part of his face at all.

He can distort his voice to sound extremely far away, or like its coming through a snail phone. A part of him wants to take this information to his grave and another desperately wants to use his ventriloquist talent to try and convince Luffy that the piece of steak in his hand has gained sentience and is begging for its life, just to see if Luffy would eat it anyway.

[t4tails]

what's your thoughts on characterisations where all the rogues are just mob bosses with gimmicks? ofc it's standard characterisation for like...penguin or twoface but if it's all of them it feels kinda monotonous? like why's idk calendar man or freeze running gun operations like the mob they should rob places and then do weird supervillain crimes with the money for like rogues biodiversity

i think it works for joker, two-face, penguin, riddler but in the way where he treats the mob like an unimportant but necessary for funds side hustle, and then i can see it at some extent for post-breakup harley (though ive only ever seen that done in the arkham games), but everybody else should be committing hyper specific crimes ONLY. mr freeze shouldnt be moving guns he should be trying to bury gotham square in a never ending blizzard for some deeply convoluted wife related reason

[aslightaddity]

The Ventriloquist(s)

Riley

Wesker

[artofmyart]

Sketchaday #puppet

Famous ventriloquist Ed Bergen and puppet (marionette) Charlie McCarthy

[birdstooth]

@alwayssunnyinedensgate HAHA I got in my feels listening to the POTO soundtrack again so I took it out on the character of Raoul

*it's the paper mâché elephant from Hannibal looool

[andrewckeeper]

LIDMF AI (Photoshop Retouched") "Clown´s Play" #cursed costumes

[weneedatdcharacterwho]

We need a ventriloquist character and they get voted off. The next episode has both the puppet and a try hard contestant get eliminated, and Chris decides that it’d be funny for the puppet to outrank the try hard. Next season has the try hards main goal to eliminate the puppet asap.

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[bluebirdcurse]

Since they're already having daily community breakfast at the diner why not put down some paper tablecloths and crayons and then anybody who had an Encounter yesterday can jot it down Macaroni Grill style

[everythingisterrible]

A dummy and his dummies

(EIT! Classic by Commodore Gilgamesh)

[slingbats]

They really said "we already made this damn puppet, we're gonna get some use out of it somehow" huh

[rabid-dog-steve-horn]

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[woolydemon]

let me be insane for a moment, is that ok (thinks abt Scooby Doo/Ace Attorney crossover)

[itsmo-mo]

LoL 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[madwickedawesome]

pitch song cast recording skipping "let me see your ass!!!!" was vile

[hazamacore]

top 5 funky phantom episodes are whos chicken, ghost town ghost, we saw a sea serpent, the forests prime evil + mudsy joins the circus

[wwwdotjesterdotcom]

Reposting this for shits and giggles bc I don't expect asks about this lol. But I'll answer some in the tags

Weird Questions for Writers (because writers are weird)

1. What font do you write in? Do you actually care or is that just the default setting?

2. If you had to give up your keyboard and write your stories exclusively by hand, could you do it? If you already write everything by hand, a) are you a wizard and b) pen or pencil?

3. What is your writing ritual and why is it cursed?

4. What’s a word that makes you go absolutely feral?

5. Do you have any writing superstitions? What are they and why are they 100% true?

6. What is your darkest fear about writing?

7. What is your deepest joy about writing?

8. If you had to write an entire story without either action or dialogue, which would you choose and how would it go?

9. Do you believe in ghosts? This isn’t about writing I just wanna know

10. Has a piece of writing ever “haunted” you? Has your own writing haunted you? What does that mean to you?

11. Do you believe in the old advice to “kill your darlings?” Are you a ruthless darling assassin? What happens to the darlings you murder? Do you have a darling graveyard? Do you grieve?

12. If a genie offered you three writing wishes, what would they be? Btw if you wish for more wishes the genie turns all your current WIPs into Lorem Ipsum, I don’t make the rules

13. What is a subject matter that is incredibly difficult for you write about? What is easy?

14. Do you lend your books to people? Are people scared to borrow books from you? Do you know exactly where all your “lost” books are and which specific friend from school you haven’t seen in twelve years still possesses them? Will you ever get them back?

15. Do you write in the margins of your books? Dog-ear your pages? Read in the bath? Why or why not? Do you judge people who do these things? Can we still be friends?

16. What’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever used as a bookmark?

17. Talk to me about the minutiae of your current WIP. Tell me about the lore, the history, the detail, the things that won’t make it in the text.

18. Choose a passage from your writing. Tell me about the backstory of this moment. How you came up with it, how it changed from start to end. Spicy addition: Questioner provides the passage.

19. Tell me a story about your writing journey. When did you start? Why did you start? Were there bumps along the way? Where are you now and where are you going?

20. If a witch offered you the choice between eternal happiness with your one true love and the ability to finally finish, perfect, and publish your dearest, darlingest, most precious WIP in exactly the way you've always imagined it — which would you choose? You can’t have both sorry, life’s a bitch

21. Could you ever quit writing? Do you ever wish you could? Why or why not?

22. How organized are you with your writing? Describe to me your organization method, if it exists. What tools do you use? Notebooks? Binders? Apps? The Cloud?

23. Describe the physical environment in which you write. Be as detailed as possible. Tell me what’s around you as you work. Paint me a picture.

24. How much prep work do you put into your stories? What does that look like for you? Do you enjoy this part or do you just want to get on with it?

25. What is a weird, hyper-specific detail you know about one of your characters that is completely irrelevant to the story?

26. How do you get into your character’s head? How do you get out? Do you ever regret going in there in the first place?

27. Who is the most stressful character you’ve ever written? Why?

28. Who is the most delightful character you’ve ever written? Why?

29. Where do you draw your inspiration? What do you do when the inspiration well runs dry?

30. Talk to me about the role dreams play in your writing life. Have you ever used material from your dreams in your writing? Have you ever written in a dream? Did you remember it when you woke up?

31. Write a short love letter to your readers.

32. What is a line from a poem/novel/fanfic etc that you return to from time and time again? How did you find it? What does it mean to you?

33. Do you practice any other art besides writing? Does that art ever tie into your writing, or is it entirely separate?

34. Thoughts on the Oxford comma, Go:

35. What’s your favorite writing rule to smash into smithereens?

36. They say to Write What You Know. Setting aside for a moment the fact that this is terrible advice...what do you Know?

37. If you were to be remembered only by the words you’ve put on the page, what would future historians think of you?

38. What is something about your writing process YOU think is Really Weird? If you are comfortable, please share. If you’re not comfortable, what do you think cats say about us?

39. What keeps you writing when you feel like giving up?

40. Please share a poem with me, I need it.