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[its-ahnist-wurk]

If someone gets their hands on a slime tutorial of The Outsiders musical that's coming out, please please PLEASE send me a link I will uhhhhh idk what I will do but I would really really appreciate it

[laconic-void]

Saying "mosquitoes are annoying" after one bites me but shaking my head the whole time so the attractive single ecologists in my area know I understand their value in the ecosystem and that we would slowly die if they went extinct

[fuckyeahchinesefashion]

OP is a chinese cosplayer and professional volleyball player and too tall to fit in the cab on his way to comic con（cr 如你所见老子是奇行）

Cnetizens:

[incorrectbuddie118]

9-1-1 + text posts (11/?)

[anxiouscaretaker]

me when the character canonically gets little to no rest

[softstrawberrycreamcake]

[monstroso]

coworker: you look like you're pretty deep in thought over there.

me: you know when you get obsessed with something, but no one else likes it so you have no one to talk to about it?

her: oh, yeah. I like Muse

[thebibliosphere]

A very well meaning kind person emailing me to let me know another blogger on tumblr has been posting about MCAS and saying it might be nice of me to reach out to them:

Me, who has been friends with this blogger for years and texting them about this for months:

[neomel]

Hi sorry I need to do some more Pokemon posting bc this is the funniest shit. the cute-looking Pokèmon TCG series is making "TM10" part of its branding. Like, TM10 from the games - its the TM for the move Hidden Power, thats cute! Its reflecting the main character discovering herself in the same way the move works in the game, what a cute little detail!

Except uh. Just one problem.

Game Freak in all their brilliance removed Hidden Power from the franchise four years ago in Generation 8* and its still not able to be used in Scarlet and Violet. Its not just that you cant teach it to Pokèmon anymore, you straight up cannot use the attack even if you trade in Pokèmon from older games who know it. Its like a banned technique.

So then that begs the question – if the TCG show is gonna be referencing TM10 this much, but TM10 *isn't* Hidden Power anymore, surely that means TM10 is another similarly inspiring attack - Stored Power, or Calm Mind, or Smart Strike?

Well, depending on if its Gen 8 or 9, I hope the kids will have fun Discovering Their Own Magical Leaf and/or Discovering Their Own Ice Fang. Truly inspiring words. love how well managed this franchise is

[its-ahnist-wurk]

This review of The Outsiders musical from the NY Times is so funny to me, like did the actors/writers/whoever make Johnny and Ponyboy so gay this reviewer thought they should get hatecrimed??

[ao3-crack]

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[monttagues]

who gave them the right to be so fucking funny

[incorrectbuddie118]

9-1-1 + text posts (9/?)

[quitesins]

Your friend SHIGARAKI is online!

Masterlist

Tags: Sfw, Suggestive joke, Smau, Female!reader, Online friend!Shigaraki, reader likes to bother Tomura, she has cringy humour, I’m not a gamer idk da lingo

Texts between you and your online friend, Shigaraki!

Truth is this was originally a written drabble intended to become a fic but that was like a year ago and it’s clear it was going no where… sooooo … now it’s a smau!! Yay!!

[michaels-reality]

CAPOVIB DUMP!!! IT'S MY BIRTHDAY YOU MUST LIKE MY CAPOVIB ART /J

also kind of a vib dump cus i love her so much 🫶🏽 favorite bizzy to draw

[halflifebutawesome]

may i humbly request a buttermind doodle for the valentines requests? :)

YOU MAY :)