#funny ship names my beloved

[cookierun-shipconfessions]

Ok this isn’t necessarily related to any specific ship but it’s something I’ve observed from various fandoms, including this one.

I love when people give ships fun little names instead of just mashing the names together

It’s so silly i love it

can’t even think of any from the top of my head but it’s like we have our own little lingo

Please keep doing that guys /pos /nf

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[danandfuckingjonlmao]

⛪️🏍️✝️🪧🏳️‍🌈😈😇

👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩👩‍❤️‍👩👭❤️🧡🤍🩷

[melina-mellow]

*Screams into the abyss*

I'm dead y'all, I'm literally going to have a mental breakdown over them I'm so serious.

"We will find each other in every universe"

AHHHHHHH IDGAF ABOUT STUPID FANDOM WARS LOOK AT MY BABIES!!!

Thank you Wuwa and Genshin for making stuff specifically catering to me.

[lammydraws]

they keep smooching around in my save so i drew this for silly

[theautisticjedi]

Everyone else moved on while I stayed here

[necrotic-nephilim]

au for the ask game, cass starts to romantically pursue dick trying to model after the repressed feeling in Bruce (trying to be like batman) and not fully understanding the emotions, bruce sees this and becomes jealous and so dick is caught in the middle of the two bats fighting for his love but he sees them both familiarly (like brother and sister)

for the ask game!

OOOOOOH. yes yes yes. i love how much Cass truly wants to *embody* Batman. like that is her goal. to embody the Mission, to put her whole life into the symbol, the work. so it's fun to play with the grey areas where she misunderstands what is Bruce and what is Batman, and attempts to emulate his more problematic behaviors.

so I just. I love the idea of Cass perceiving this as normal. like, that is just how being Batman works because for Bruce, his love for Dick *genuinely* is so integral to being Batman. like it's undeniable even to an outsider, how much Bruce needs Dick as a moral compass, as a true north, as his family. Cass just happens to pick up on it being entangled with a romantic longing that Bruce has *zero* interest in pursuing. until of course, he sees Cass pursuing it. bc i think Dick gets flirted with so much, he sort of tunes it out. he doesn't notice, immediately, that Cass is trying to flirt with him, especially bc Cass isn't the best at it. she's trying tho! but Bruce. Bruce notices instantly and at first, he thinks it's the same sort of hero crush Tim has for Dick and that it's no real issue. until Cass starts genuinely pursuing Dick. they start with an awkward standoff. the fun thing about Bruce and Cass is they don't need words to argue, they just need pointed stares and clear actions. Cass flirts with Dick, Bruce makes a point to not have them work together on the latest mission, all while staring her down. Dick can tell there's some kind of tension going on, but no matter how much he prods, he can't *quite* figure it out.

Dick slowly realizes when Cass gets more bold. at this point she's both doing it to spite Bruce and to be Batman, but along the way, there are some real feelings. Dick tries to... gently turn her down/ he doesn't want to hurt her feelings, but Cass doesn't have the best understanding of romantic vs familial love, so she can tell Dick loves and cares about her and she just assumes he's a little shy about it and she doubles down. besides, that's what Bruce does at Batman, and that's her real goal here. meanwhile, Bruce has never acted on his feelings before, but he'll be damned if Cass beats him to Dick. so he also starts. dropping hints toward Dick. becoming more romantic toward Dick with gestures and gifts. and now Dick is caught between the two of them both lavishing him with attention and compliments.

Dick being kind of at a loss of what to do is fun. like how do you even navigate two people who you view as family both deciding to start a small war over courting you. he's flattered, but he just wants things back to normal. and whenever he rejects one of them, it just spurns on the other to think they're gaining ground. logically, Bruce is aware that Dick doesn't reciprocate for either of them. but he's driven by such an angry possessive streak over Cass' actions he's not exactly thinking with his brain. Bruce can be the goddamn king of petty, when he wants to be. the ante just keeps getting upped, until i think one of them even gets bold enough to come onto Dick sexually. probably Cass first.

on one hand, i do sort of like the idea of Dick finally caving and agreeing to date one of them just to make it stop. i think he'd go with Cass, just because she's closer in age and far more agreeable than Bruce is. i rlly love a fic with an unhappy hurt/no comfort ending where Dick sacrifices his happiness for his loves ones because it's so in character for him. if it makes Cass happy, he'll go with it, bc he really does love her and maybe he can trick himself into being in love with her. but i think the more realistic route is that probably with Tim and Alfred's help, Dick stages a serious intervention where he laws down the law in no uncertain terms. Bruce and Cass agree to back off, but it's does take months before their standoffish behavior with each other subsides.

and as a hilarious ending, i think it'd be funny if the cycle starts again when Bruce gets eyes for someone else. bc this whole thing is what convinces him to move on from Dick and try to focus on himself, so he starts getting feelings for someone else and of course Cass is going to jump on it. i think the funniest option here is Minhkhoa Khan, bc that is a man who would take one look at the situation and fucking *preen* over the attention and lean right into that shit, just to see how far he can take it.

[horror-enthusiast-xemi]

(Edit: i just remembered the ending, shh abt me not knwoing his real name lmao) It's like 2 something am rn and I am quite eepy BUT, I had the slightest motivation soo.. Caz art!^^

I don't think I'm the first but still, my motivation ran out halfway through unfortunately lmao- gonna draw more of these characters in the morning cuz artfight is gonna beat my ass in a day or so

[pranpats]

pranpats → sunongsas

fully entering my 23.5 era that i've been waiting for 💜

[gas-station-chai]

Spencer: those feelings were already there before >:/

I love their ship dynamic in @multi-lefaiye’s Feral!Jack AU so much… the sass, the attitude, the romance. Literal perfection

[charmwasjess]

🍌, 🍍, and 🥭 :3

AHHH! Thank you for the ask! :D :D

🍌 In your opinion, what’s the funniest joke/reference/pun you’ve made in a fic? 

I used "reference" for the last banana, so you get a silly pun from Milk Run. Jocasta Nu giving Dooku a hard time for getting himself and Qui-Gon arrested in a nature persevere.

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He could tell by her voice that she was looking something up. “I could get there in under two hours, if I take one of the Archive ships.”

Dooku did not want to continue to have the Milk Run Argument with her, especially now, but he mentally scored himself a point. How could he have been acting too superior about the relative importance of their respective jobs, when her station allowed her ready access to such things, and his did not? He and his Padawan had arrived at this planet ingloriously packed on a slow-moving tourist shuttle.

“You could simply… transfer the credits to me? This is merely an administrative miscalculation. I have things well in hand here. ”

“Speaking of your hands, let me see them.”

“What?”

“Your hands.”

“Hands?”

“Dooku.”

Dooku sighed. He raised them, resigned, to show her the binders. “It is fine. Standard procedure, according to my arresting officer, as I was using weapons at the time of my detainment.”

He watched Jocasta’s lips silently form the word ‘weapons.’ “I will be there in a little less than two hours. In the meantime, do not do anything stupid. In fact, please, do nothing. Do not take any action whatsoever. Sit tight.”

Sit tight? Oh, she was funny. Dooku exhaled.

🥭 Rank from most enjoyable/fun to write to least: Fluff, Smut, Angst, Crack.

Oh this is hard! Okay. From most enjoyable to least: Angst, Smut, Fluff, and sadly, Crack being least.

I don't really write proper Crack, but I started a fic that's Humor/Crack-adjacent last week and it is giving me so much anxiety.

🍍 What kind of AUs do you like? Are there any AUs you hate or just generally have beef with? 

Such a fun question! :D I answered it here.

[unanchored-ship]

i had the most amazing thoughts about trans/genderbent john fenwick (who i will be calling femwick whenever he womans)(still canonically called Fenwick tho) while listening to spotify at school during art class wtf

two songs in particular

1st one was I/Me/Myself - Will Wood The song's not about being trans and it's more about frustration with the limitations of gender roles, but the lyrics fucking vibe with femwick The lines "lost in what you think of me" and "I wish I could be a girl, and that way you'd wish I could be your girlfriend, boyfriend" especially. ("You" is Shrewsbury lmfao) I have a whole storyline planned out but basically it goes:

Fenwick (pre-transition) develops crush on Shrewsbury, who doesn't reciprocate it (he's straight) but lets Fenwick crush because it never hurt anyone Anyways Fenwick gets caught plotting against William, bill of attainder passed, on his way to getting executed n all that. Except he escapes (His wife helps him, but dies as a result. Rip Mary Fenwick thank you for dying for the Ferry (FENWICK x BERRY SHIP NAME LMAO) agenda) Fenwick then decides to Femwick because yay guess who has a new identity and won't get discovered by the government? (dunno what her new name would be yet) Also cuz she thinks she can get Shrewsbury now that she a ✨woman✨+ new identity with no connection to anything that has ruined berry's life Finds out Shrewsbury left for the continent and decides to just lay low and hope he comes back. He does, but only for her to find out Shrewsbury has a wife who he is LOYAL AF to so uh Idk what to do from here lets just say Femwick is rlly sad and she tells berry about her crush on him and something something he figures out who she and then whatever comes to mind next :,)

next song is She Likes a Boy - Nxdia This is the genderbent AU "She likes a boy" "And I'm not a boy" what else do I say 🫢

But yeah obv both Femwick and Berry are girlies now and Berry is once again straight because I like to make Femwick suffer. This one has the same plot except Femwick was never tried or whatever and her husband (idk what to rename Mary Fenwick yet) was the one who got executed. Berry goes to the continent yada yada and marries Angelo Marquis de Paleotti (male Adelhida) and Femwick is once again sad. EXCEPT SHE TURNS YANDERE THIS TIME AND SUBTLY TRIES TO MURDER ANGELO LIKE 300 TIMES ASFHGFSHGFHSFHD to no avail and gets her ass kicked in the end by Fernanda Paleotti (Angelo's sister/Adelhida's brother Ferdinando) and fucking dies anyway

uhhhh the brainrot im getting from this is too much. congratulatu i have made a genderbend AU

[bumblingbabooshka]

Voyager Episode where Chakotay and Tuvok are making a fish tank together as a B Plot. It appears in the mess hall after this episode.

[thedeadthree]

HEHEHEHE 🥀💌☺️🥴

[oneirataxia-girl]

If they had a kid, Jin and her boys♡

just an itty bitty correction, her first name is actually Raon!! due to her upbringing Raon follows korean norms when she writes her name so I stylized it as Jin Raon too

Stedon have a total of five kids! two biological, three adopted, and here is their oldest!

Name: Luka June Munson

Gender: genderfluid, he/they pronouns

General appearance: comfy clothes over stylish ones, smiling is their neutral face, multiple-step hair routine they learned from Steve (and Eddie, but he denies any involvement), eyes "bright and ready for anything life throws at you" like Raon's

Personality: dramatic and not afraid to show it, thrives in the spotlight, people charmer and pleaser, doesn't get upset often but when he does it's like a thunderstorm, poet coded

Special talents: swimming, memorizing lyrics, rallying people to a cause

Who they like better: Steve, since they're both the unofficially designated "responsible one" in their generation, Luka often looks to Steve for guidance and advice

Who they take after more: Eddie, Luka has his penchant for theatrics and love for metal music, but he also has Raon's fierce devotion and Steve's swimming abilities

Personal headcanon: once, Steve took Luka to see Metallica without telling his lovers when he was stressed and upset about how his younger siblings kept hounding him. It made them worry to the point of breaking into Wren and Nancy's house and demanding their help to find the two

Face Claim: Lee Sang Heon

[drbtinglecannon]

o(-(

I caught up on all of the spy x family manga and there won't be more until Feb but that also means I'll have to wait weekly for updates going forward, fuck

[necrotic-nephilim]

for the ask game (1)

au where bruce is attracted to his robins and batgirls. he tries not to think about it or act on it, but it's getting more difficult with every new member of his team he acquires. does anyone know? do the robins and batgirls notice his weird behavior? what do they do about it? do they ever find out the truth? who would think it's terrible and who would find it strangely hot/comforting/nice? does bruce ever act on his feelings?

for the ask game!

oh my GOD do i have thoughts for AUs like this, i love this shit so dearly, dirtybadwrong Bruce who's trying to keep a lid on it my beloved.

i think the fun of this AU is if characters would notice Bruce lusting for themselves vs would they notice Bruce lusting for a different Robin/Batgirl. like does Dick pick up on it when it's just him and Bruce? no, because it's just. him and Bruce. he and Bruce are weird and complicated and hold endless bounds of nuance. that's just How Bruce Is, and Dick is the "test run", in a sense. he knows Bruce is new to this whole sidekick/family thing and is giving Bruce grace for being rough around the edges. but when Bruce starts looking at Jason or Tim or Cass that way, that's when Dick starts to notice. it's never enough of a suspicion he feels justified to bring it up, but the thought lingers. he's hyperaware and grows less and less comfortable with leaving them alone with Bruce. it's a weird game of chicken, Dick and Bruce staring each other down when Bruce's touch lingers too long. each waiting for the other to say something first. if Bruce ever broke and actually acted on his feelings, Dick would be eaten alive by the guilt of knowing something was up, but never saying something until it was too late.

obviously, Cass would know. there's no world where Cass *doesn't* know, the nature of who and what she is would immediately clock it. but the issue is, Cass doesn't have a good framework of what family looks like. she doesn't really understand familial vs romantic love bc she has no firsthand experience of what a parent's love should even look like. so she never calls it out. she just watches. i'm a fan of Cass believing this is normal and believing she too can express and act on attraction that's vaguely incestuous. maybe it's with Babs, maybe it's with Dick or Tim or Bruce himself. but she recognizes this as Normal and Accepted within the Batfamily, so it severely fucks up her understanding of familial love and i just. man it's my favorite thing about Cass in Batcest honestly, is how you can play with her lack of experience with love, boundaries, and sexuality.

Tim is the fun one for me. because my favorite flavor of BruTim is when Tim knows, as he agrees to be Robin, that there's a non-zero chance that Bruce is going to be Weird and agrees anyway because he's decided it's an acceptable risk. so Tim knows from the get-go because he's expecting it. if Bruce acts on his attraction, i think it's either with Tim or Cass first, because they're the most likely to confront him about it in a way that isn't entirely negative. Tim has accepted it's a possibility and Cass just seeks being loved and touched so. it leads to the first time someone's ever confronted Bruce about it. and the thing is, Bruce really doesn't like confrontation about his flaws. the first time Tim tries to imply he's okay with it, Bruce would lash out at the idea, tell Tim how inappropriate that is and benches Tim for a week. it'd probably take a united front from Cass and Tim to get Bruce to even *admit* to the attraction. still Bruce wouldn't allow it to happen and he brushes them off until finally, the dam breaks. it's fun if there's a cause like sex pollen, but i think it's *more* fun if it's just. a random fucking Tuesday and finally Bruce is at his limit. he has no real reason, there's nothing particularly different about that day's routine. he just sees Tim or Cass striping armor and sighs and gives in.

i don't think Steph, Jason, or Babs would notice until anything substantial happened. not because they're not wicked smart, but just because none of them were looking for it. Jason put Bruce on a pedestal when he was alive, and when he came back from the dead he wasn't close enough to be noticing Bruce's interpersonal dynamics outside of his narrow scope. Steph has no real framework for what healthy fatherhood looks like, so if Bruce's touches linger, if he stares too long, she just shrugs and assumes it's how it is. and Babs was just never quite close enough to Bruce to notice. if and when she notices, is when actual sexual things start to happen between Cass and Bruce. because Cass would see no reason to hide it. Babs would be pissed, but it'd be tricky to navigate. Cass would be an adult, even if she's only 18/19, so technically, she's old enough to be consenting. if nothing else, Bruce is a careful man. even when he breaks and gives in to his desires, he covers his tracks well. he makes sure he has enthusiastic consent and there's no legal recourse that could be taken. age of consent and all that. there's not much Babs can *do* other than try to tell Cass (and/or Tim) that this isn't normal or okay. not that it gets her anywhere, but god would she try.

by the time Duke comes along (if we venture out of the pre-Flashpoint era) i think it's a sort of. open secret, in the Batfamily. talked about in nothing but hushed whispers and knowing glances. at some point, they've all had sex with Bruce, caving all for different reasons. some more than others. Tim sees it as a duty, Cass sees it as a way of seeking comfort, Steph sees it as getting Bruce's approval for once, etc. it's never forced on them, but eventually, they all come to Bruce sooner or later. and that's the fun irony of it, i think. they try to convince the others not to, but would go to Bruce on their own well. because complicated reasons they can't put into words. sometimes, Bruce is just a messy man who doesn't realize how prized his Attention to for the rest of the Batfamily. that weird duality of not liking him, but also wanting desperately for him to like you. all of them have dealt with it, at some point. so for Duke, it takes a while for him to understand this... whole dynamic. it's Cass who tries to explain it to him, and he's a little horrified, a lot confused. especially when Bruce starts staring at him a little too long as well. i think he'd only want to watch first but well. they all cave eventually.

also fun bonus if we venture into the Dark Knight Returns universe for my bestest girl Carrie Kelley: there's such a like, "i'm fucking around and i'm finding out" vibe to Carrie. like Tim, she's very proactive in just. deciding she's going to be Robin and she's ready for whatever that entails. (IMO canon Carrie is closer to fanon Tim than canon Tim is but *that* deserves its own post-) like she takes one look at the old man that is Batman and goes yup. he's never fucking getting rid of me now. if Bruce started having weird feelings about her, i think she'd have *fun* with it. she's decided she's in it for the long haul and for whatever being Robin means so. she's almost teasing about it, seeing how hard she can push before Bruce snaps. since it's an older, gruffer Bruce, i think he'd express open annoyance at it first, almost a sort of banter about how Carrie behave. but of course he caves and Carrie leans into it, because there's a fun in having all of Bruce's attention to herself. in the main timeline, Bruce is pretty split with so many Robins and Batgirls, but during their era, it's *just* her and him and she's very proud she's got him all to herself.