#funniest fucking thing on earth

[deimcs]

Mystra has dictated the terms of my potential for long enough. The Crown would grant me control of my own destiny at last.

[variksel]

dungeons and daddies s1 was, supposedly, about the funnies and it turned out to be about the horrors (and old man yaoi). we now need to make dungeons and daddies s3, which is supposedly about the horrors, into the funnies (and also old woman yuri)

[syn4k]

okay wait hold on. now that im rebuilding it id like us all to pause and take a moment to properly appreciate how fucking ugly tucker's first house was

[bruised4pples]

[fruityumbrella]

sanji trying to seduce zoro so zoro will marry him bc luffy bullied marines into forging papers that say sanji was legally adopted into his family, and sanji wants to be MONKEY SANJI on wanted posters almost less than he wants to be VINSMOKE SANJI. and robin already said she wouldn't marry him.

[ssruis]

love it when you say youre going to put tsukasa down like a dog

Some would say I should get rid of him old yeller style. but I prefer the more merciful and humane approach. So really I’m doing him a favor. However if he dodges my pulls again I’m burying him under the earth Joe Biden style.

[raayllum]

Cube Hostage Exchange Theory - S1 to S5 edition

After the initial feeling of hopelessness that the journey had taken him far from the Banther Lodge, Callum realized his stepdad was writing to him about the rune cube Rayla had rescued. He’d always known that cube was important. Maybe now Rayla would start listening to him… and maybe now he could find out how he could use the mysterious cube.

Book Two Novelization

[teamfortresstwo]

SHFBBCNSHAHSHSHB

[toytulini]

act annoying on this post and ill block you ♡

everyone accusing black sails fans of Being Rude In The Notes owes me $10 for making me look in the notes (like. What. WHERE) and $10 more for subsequently making me witness the Stede fans also being unhinged petty assholes but it doesnt count when they do it, i guess?

at this point im saltier about Black Sails fans being repeatedly being called assholes but ofmd fans Not being called out for probably the same behavior or worse? and with what feels like very little. evidence? god damn

[myrmica]

vitalasy going WHO IS INFLUENCING YOU ? DID YOU TALK TO MAPICC? as his immediate reaction to the zam betrayal and you can hardly even hear him say this because his mic cuts out is top 10 craziest eclipse moments to me

[eowyn-igneelcheshire]

Would Legolas be able to see as far in this world as he does in Arda? Because if you think about it, Elves are only able to see so far because- on top of their already incredible eyesight- Arda was originally flat and became round but still appears flat to the Elves. Earth on the other hand was never flat- so would the whole "the world looks round for everyone else but flat for the Elves" thing still apply? Or would they just be seeing everything in 4k all the way up until the curvature makes it impossible to see any farther?

[ocdhuacheng]

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[fricktic]

listen i wont lie sometimes i do fall victim to making sweet the “““level headed””” one of the group but i feel like we as a community sometimes overlook just how batshit insane sweet is . it has just spotted what can only be interpreted as queens minions , and not only did they immediately believe capns whole “trust me bro” about the fun gang capturing noelle no questions asked , the first thing it decided to do directly upon encountering them was to tell them all not only their own name but the bands name and the fact that theyre rebelling against queen . and then was immediately tricked into ending the battle two minutes in because it was too busy dancing , and got angry about it . and was immediately angry and dismissive about befriending the fun gang , but as soon as they were under the impression that “its dancing beat them” they welcomed the fun gang with open arms . they are so fucking dumb and so fucking awesome

[desperatepleasures]

i did get zero work done in the giving conrart orgasms mine today but I did do some thinking for a conrart mpreg fic I have zero plans to write so imma count that as a Close Enough

[demonstars]

they actually do have sex huh...after all the jokes, who would've guessed lmao. The turned tables or whatever

dnf gay sex

[sydmarch]