#funky fresh changes

[its-ya-girl-phoeni]

@zay-does-things

Every episode of the GF AU in a nutshell:

Season 1

Tourist Trapped: Local woman gets transported into a sleepy town in Oregon, more news at 11

The Legend Of The Gobblewonker: Bonnie tries to bond with her new friends and they almost get murdered by a lake monster

Headhunters: Bonnie, Dipper and Mabel try to figure out how the wax got axed

The Hand That Rocks The Mabel: Local woman tries to fistfight fat Southern child

The Inconveniencing: Turns out breaking into a haunted convenience store isn't the best idea, who knew?

Dipper Vs. Manliness: Dipper tries to be "manly" while Bonnie thinks it's all a bunch of bs

Double Dipper: Dipper clones himself and Bonnie gets really confused

Irrational Treasure: Local woman and two kids spill some serious tea on the richest family in town

The Time Traveller's Pig: Dipper and Mabel screw around with time travel while Bonnie grows increasingly worried about them messing up the past

Fight Fighters: Dipper brings a video game character to life despite Bonnie's warnings

Little Dipper: Dipper wants to be taller, and discovers a magic height-altering crystal! Oh, and also Bonnie fights a weird alternate version of herself that came out of a cursed mirror

Summerween: A cryptid made of candy tries to eat people and Bonnie realizes she's basically a mom/older sister to the twins at this point

Boss Mabel: Mabel runs the Mystery Shack for three days, and chaos ensues

Bottomless Pit!: Undertale but not really

The Deep End: Mabel tries to get with a merman while Bonnie is the best wingwoman

Carpet Diem: Aw hell nah the goobers got Freaky Friday-ed

Boyz Crazy: Mabel gets her own pet boy band and Bonnie is concerned

The Land Before Swine: Everybody goes on an adventure underground to find Waddles and Bonnie fistfights a T-Rex or some shit

Dreamscaperers: Bonnie meets Bill Cipher and immediately dislikes him

Gideon Rises: Local woman punches child in the face

Season 2

Scary-oke: "GOD DAMMIT, DIPPER!"

Into The Bunker: basically The Thing but if it was rated TV-Y7

The Golf War: Bonnie punts a golf ball dude with the voice of Remy

Sock Opera: Dipper gets possessed and Bonnie is terrified

Soos And The Real Girl: Bonnie has seen enough haunted dating sims to know where this is going

Little Gift Shop Of Horrors: Bonnie is a supporting character in several tales designed to sell Stan's merchandise

Society Of The Blind Eye: "Okay, maaaaybe you guys shouldn't Fuck Around and Find Out with the memory-erasing gun. Just a suggestion."

Blendin's Game: Three goobers try to cheer up their friend on his birthday by fighting to the death in an interdimensional colosseum

The Love God: Bonnie is concerned while Mabel tries to literally drug two people

Northwest Mansion Mystery: The Scooby Gang try to solve a mystery and nearly everyone gets turned into wood and almost die

Not What He Seems: Bonnie watches family drama unfold

A Tale Of Two Stans: Bonnie finally gets to meet the man who wrote the journals

Dungeons, Dungeons And More Dungeons: The gang plays D&D with wizard Weird Al

The Stanchurian Candidate: Stan tries to become president and some morally questionable mind control is involved

The Last Mabelcorn: Bonnie and the girls beat the shit out of unicorns to get their hair as a Dorito Demon repellent

Roadside Attraction: Stan gets catfished by a spider woman and Bonnie has to rescue his dumb ass

Dipper And Mabel Vs. The Future: Bonnie witnesses family drama 2: growing up and the fear of it boogaloo

Weirdmageddon: Dipper and Bonnie try to survive the apocalypse

Escape From Reality: Bonnie and the gang try to free Mabel from her personalized prison

Take Back The Falls: Everything's pretty much the same, except Bonnie spits in the Bill statue's eye at the end as a final "fuck you" to him

[its-ya-girl-phoeni]

@bullshit-blazing-activate This feels very FFC!Bonnie-coded

An American Werewolf in London 1981 | dir. John Landis

[suntails]

accolade

[raddestrose]

Hjeheheheheheegehe

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOIOII

BRO WHAT

NO NO IT CANT BE

He went through TOO MUCH for that fate

he remembered Ivan

He saw Mizi and BRO

this is so not cool

AND NOW Hyuna and Mizi have to compete

bro Till’s face when he saw Mizi DESTROYED me

He looked so done the entire time but like it snapped how out of it

and Ivan on the screen is BRUTAL

[catboygirljoker]

as an example of my beef with the kh wiki:

"citation needed" well sometimes when you play a video game and you watch a cutscene you can see information with your eyeballs and you can listen to the words characters say and connect them to the things that are being shown on screen and you can think about them in your brain and look at it and think about it and then you can know things about the game youre playing

[its-ya-girl-phoeni]

@zay-does-things

I like to think that if Rino was in the Weretoon X FFC AU and saw Bonnie change into her BF form for the first time, they'd get upset because they think she disappeared

SO RINO HUH

GUESS WHO HAS AN ART TABLET NOW

[its-ya-girl-phoeni]

@zay-does-things

Mabel: ADHD

Dipper: Autism

Bonnie: both (like BF, she has Autism and ADHD)

[nalooksthrough]

What if I were talk about the Pe-Az. Their culture, connection to pizza and biology. Would anyone wanna listen to my rambles?

[its-ya-girl-phoeni]

@zay-does-things

Murdering WHAT criminals???

Breaking Out

Pico, Darnell, and Nene were out walking on the landscape. They planned to meet BF and GF today. As they gently opened the door, the couple was missing.

"BF? Where are you? Old Pico is ready for a good old Rumble round!"

"Hey Nene, remind me why we are gonna do a rematch on NG Rumble?"

"Well, Darnell, I... I... I don't remember. The only thing I remember before this is this weird stuff on our bodies and the only thing we thought of was meeting them."

"Something's not right here..."

The trio ventured on outside, where they saw a gray corpse with dry stuff on it.

"Water please."

Nene handed Darnell a bottle of water, which he poured on the dried corpse. The stuff turned into something familiar. As Pico touched it, he recognized the feeling. It was the same stuff that was on their bodies from last week!

"Holdup. This body seems to have something to do with us."

As he investigated, he found a journal labeled "log.txt". Upon opening it, a large rectangle resembling a computer window appeared in front of them.

"10/5/2020a - Where am I? What is this place? I need to know more about myself."

"10/5/2020b - This place is... interesting. A game called 'Friday Night Funkin'. This must be why I feel like I could sing and get down to the beat... huh... Downbeat... that's a cool name."

"10/6/2020 - The 3 inhabitants of this world are interesting. They want to sing, so I will sing. This can satiate my desire. I heard that there might be more soon as I overheard something about an orange-haired gunner and more."

"10/13/2020 - The AI are wearing me out from boredom. I saw those from the real world play much better and can be random."

"10/14/2020 - Claimed my first playmate - Bobby Friedkin. Sadly, the vessel test did not go well as I was forced to take his body in too."

At this, Darnell and Nene were shocked over the truth.

"S-so we are fake the whole time?"

"Empty vessels?"

"I knew we were fake the whole time, but I didn't expect us to be completely hollow."

"What do you mean, Pico?"

"I always knew we are just game characters. I have slight memories of being able to see the player in my battle against old Barry."

"Still, if we are fake and existed the whole time, why can't we remember anything?"

"Maybe it has something to do with him. How he died could be a clue."

As they read more, they learned about the tragedies of Morgana Melody, Danny Droop General John, and Spike and Point.

"11/1/2020 - I found two new playmates - Bonnie Freeman and Giles Fisher. They seem interesting."

"2/14/2021 - The best playmates I had, and they broke out from under my nose. Somehow, Boyfriend and Girlfriend were gone the moment they vanished. Hopefully I can find a replacement. Looks like Pico will do. I just have to rework it."

"Crime Record on 12/25/2021 - Downbeat for not paying taxes. With this, we have to punish him by law. With his persistent refusal, we had to put him down. - Slenderman, Haunted IRS."

As the trio looked at the logs, they came to a conclusion.

"That Bonnie and Giles... They stole our friends."

"Once we find them, they will pay with their wounds."

"We need to go to the real world. If they can take BF and GF there, then we can go there too."

The trio took a look at Downbeat's map and found that the gateway was somewhere in the old Dearest stage. As they investigated, they found a large passageway heading on upwards.

"So... got a plan?"

"Yes I do..."

A few minutes later, they were piloting a stolen Hominid spaceship.

"I didn't mean that, Nene! The Hominids hate us enough due to Otis, and now this!"

"Relax, Pico. We can kill them later. We must get our friends!"

The ship flew through the passage and was blocked by a barrier meant to keep what is digital inside.

"Come on! Break!"

Darnell set the weapons and thrusters to full power and kept pushing, causing the barrier to break and a light to summon them.

4/15/2022

"Reports are saying that for the past months, 3 cartoony characters have been seen murdering big-shot criminals in both the dark of the night and broad daylight. Here is a recording of a passerby encountering one of them."

"T-thanks for saving me. Who are you?"

"You don't recognize me? It's me, Pico!"

"Who?"

"Pico, the Newgrounds guy? Stopped a school shooter alien in 1999?"

"I thought you were from this FNF thing!"

"Seriously? That's my legacy now?!"

"It appears that these three resemble Pico, Darnell, and Nene, characters from the website Newgrounds. Tom Fulp has been questioned on this matter, but he claims that he has no idea on what is going on."

For @its-ya-girl-phoeni and @friday-night-fangirl.

[caterjunes]

spent an exhausted 30 (45?) minutes tearing the house apart looking for our clippers to buzz grayson's hair. unsuccessfully. i'm sitting in the cool basement trying to recover, grayson's checking another place upstairs. they shout excitedly!

i saw a firefly in our backyard, they say, and my excitement instantly matches theirs - we've been hoping the unkempt tangle around the edges would be a decent habitat! i run upstairs and we bustle out onto the back porch & sit in the dark on the porch steps and we look out

and see

one

firefly

blinking

by itself

alone

and honestly. it was worse than seeing no fireflies. the worst part of this hectic bad day. one of the worst things i've seen in person with my own eyes. one firefly in the middle of the tiny yard. flashing signals to nothing.

[ilyamatic]

I am coming out of my cave to give quick update:

I have updated Andrico's gender.

Behold, the Genderqueer Baddie, Andrico El-Saieh (they/he/she)

Detailed explanation of my thought process and their current view of gender under the cut.

So check it, I saw a TikTok of a Black person talking about their pronouns (they/she) and how depending on who you are depends what pronouns they prefer you use. Black people, particularly Black women get carte blanche to she/her. Non-Black people they prefer "they/them" unless they know you. And that stuck with me. Especially the part where OP spoke of "only certain groups or people have access to my femininity".

So yeah, Andrico would prefer to be a neutral presence to strangers/people he doesn't know well. Not androgynous, just neutral. For people in his community, he/him is the way to go.

She/her is something else all together. He has to fuck with you heavy for him to let you use she/her. Particularly outside of the Arcanaverse. Because Andrico knows how he shows up in the world. He's 6'2, built like a brickhouse, etc. So he knows anyone calling them she out the gate isn't doing so because they recognize their innate femininity ya feel me? So that part of him he is fiercely protective of.

I have no plans of going back and changing previous works or things I have been working on. And you wouldn't be wrong to still refer to Andrico by he/him pronouns because they are still his pronouns. It's just a little more nuanced now. Overall this is still a developing situation but I think it would be fun to take you on this journey.

[pixiesnooze]

i don’t understand how i can hate how i look so much when i don’t even know what i look like

[blessedcvrsed]

@smckesprite; halloween party, after 11:30 pm

it all happened too fast. he should have left earlier. piercing shrieks and cries of partygoers came from every direction, dozens of panicked bodies pushing and shoving through the teeming, unilluminated area in pursuit of escape, and he'd been sucked into the current. getting pummeled into other guests and walls alike by the sheer chaos that surrounded him, constriction had already begun in his chest, a tightness in his throat as his heart batted against his ribcage – he had to get away. the barks of his doberman were barely registered as the working dog forced somewhat of an opening in the swarm, efficient in creating an out for his graceless handler, who took off precipitously, like a bat out of hell. stumbling feet raced up a set of stairs, which he tripped on, not once, but twice, as his breath hastened to hyperventilation, vision beclouded by tears. he hated everything about this. the dark, the fear, the screams; the fact that he came at all was now a regret. a blossoming ache that throbbed in his lower lip and subsequent taste of metal from the tread of a stair deriving from nothing other than his own clumsiness was something he became acutely aware of as he entered an empty guest room that maeum located, bumbling across to sit in the corner. the canine laying on his legs and hard at task work, seokmin was wheezing at this point, a frantic hand searching one of his pockets for his inhaler ... when the doorknob turned, and his blood ran cold. if he had just remembered to call... “ roo? ”

[its-ya-girl-phoeni]

@zay-does-things

I like to think that, like Mabel, Bonnie found Ford's extra fingers unique/cool when she first met him, and he's just surprised abt it because he's so used to being bullied/teased about them :((((

[muppetsnoopy]

getting my hair cut on friday! grins

[ranger-kellyn]

finished the scarlet dlc epilogue :)

it was. without exaggeration. Horrible :)