#fucking. PUNTS him
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Obviously next week could prove this all dead-wrong, but I don’t think the trial’s quite over. I don’t believe the end of that episode actually took place, because I’m pretty sure we’re still firmly in the “punish Agatha” phase. Rio’s suddenly gone. Alice seems to be dead by Agatha’s hand, and no one—including Teen, who has always been on her side—seems primed to believe she was out of control. The others have been sucked beneath the power of the surrogate son who not only just told Agatha to fuck off, but went full-Wanda to do it. It just all seems too tailored to cut up any of the character progress Agatha’s made on the Road thus far. Getting harassed by her ghost mother and hearing her son’s voice don’t feel like a complete tear-down. This does. It feels like more trial.
#agatha all along#agatha all along spoilers#agatha harkness#show next week: punt your theory into the SUN idiot#it just felt so abrupt#like that episode felt SHORT and the ending came up like a two by four to the forehead#feels a lot like Agatha’s fears coming true#your coven will leave you. your girl vanishes. your not-son reviles you AND bears the power and control of#the witch who fucked you up so badly and foiled your power#it seems really interesting that this happens when we’re starting to really get glimpses of the softer side of Agatha#with her love for Rio and her mounting reluctant affection for the coven and her grief for her son#and now the idea that Teen needs to be bound up as a ‘familiar’ when she knows she’s been letting him in#he’s not yours Agatha. he’s not yours and he wants nothing to do with you#Wanda gets everything and Agatha gets sucked under#I find it all veeeery curious
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like i don’t understand xi//cheng to begin with but conceptually i think it’s even funnier when ppl are like “and jingyi is their son!! 🥹” as if jingyi is not canonically ragging on jc at every single opportunity presented to him (and then some)
like this is their dynamic
#mdzs talk#mdzs#mo dao zu shi#jiang cheng#lan xichen#lan jingyi#if you’re into that. like. you do you!!#have a great time!!#i just.#conceptually it’s too funny#like rambunctious disciple + sect leader he kind of respects + sect leader he wouldn’t hesitate to drop kick into the sun#jc doesn’t know who the fuck this kid is#but if he’s got beef with him well.#jc isn’t one to back down from a fight.#jingyi tries to fight him and jc punts him into next week#(after which he may or may not have an awakening)#what kind? you choose#greatest hits
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i think martha kent should get to threaten rex leech with a shotgun tbh
#rimi talks#many people in kon's life would happily line up to punt this guy and i think that's beautiful#i think clark would have some Feelings about not realizing that kon's living situation was as fucked up as it was#and i would also love to see this. bc like kon also doesn't realize it was fucked up. and is so determined to be independent#but also i feel like i have to add 7386482 disclaimers. NOBODY BLAME CLARK FOR EDITORIAL DECISIONS#just bc clark carries the weight of the world on his shoulders and blames himself for everything DOESN'T MEAN THAT'S CORRECT#(also. ill take traits kon inherited from clark for $800)#anyway im getting off track. the point is. rex coming back into kon's life at some point way down the line could be soooo juicy#like the contrast of kon having a real support system. and being older and less naive.#many directions it could go in. have ma hate rex's ass or lois eviscerate him. have clark and kon have a heart to heart about it.#have tim threaten and blackmail him again bc i still think that's fucking hilarious.#have kara hear about what happened and be filled with righteous fury that has nowhere to go. bc kon wouldn't actually want him hurt#have roxy step in before anyone else has the chance. let her go dad what the FUCK?#it's about the number of people who love and want to protect kon. unlike what happened the first time around#the kontrast of it all. if you will.#and also about kon getting some kind of closure that a grown ass adult Using him as a child was not actually his fault#ough..........
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psychic frend frebear
yeah :)
#fucking swaddles him up in a blanket#gives him a little kiss on the head#punts him into the sun like a football#fazbear funland#chris afton#golden freddy#golden freddy plush#fnaf#myart
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”Sun King”
Chapter 12 drops tomorrow :dumbasscatboy:
everything changes… AGAIN!
#jsab#just shapes and beats#jsab art#jsab au#art#aaaaaaaaaaaaa#oh no#fan art#jsab bmau#jsab blixer#jsab broken melodies#jsab boss#jsab new game#look at his fucking face#he is so stoopid#punt him into the sun
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hey so I haven't posted in a while
thought this would make as a great comeback
#gravity falls#bill cipher#mpreg#digital art#my art#hes fucking pregnant now#fuck you fuckers#hes dumb#i wil punt him#immediately#ford is the father btw
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I've said this before but thanks lionblaze liking you has kept me so humble in Situations. Thanks for setting the bar under hell. You make me have peace in Dumb Shit. This is like the complete opposite of setting someone on a tall ass pedestal. The bar is so low any single minor achievement is like watching you fly. Absolutely superb. Why am I still here. I don't know but I'm fucking around and finding out.
#this isnt related to anything ive just been stressed w recent news lately and then i look at my problems w liking lionblaze#which has always upset me for no fucking reason which is so stupid but id rather be stupid upset bc of a stupid character like him#than whatever else is happening rn. thanks lionblaze ur a real one for that#*punts him*
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academic rivalry but it’s me pushing the kid who’s better than math than me down a flight of stairs
#He doesn’t know how much I despise him either#Ok well I don’t hate him he’s done nothing wrong but nobody can be better than me at not giving a fuck in a class and doing well in it#He literally talks to someone else the entire time and gets perfect scores#I want to punt him through a window#academic rivals#I’m only partially serious
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#i need to draw asaph more#asaph? more like assaph#anyway fuck funger 1 pocketcat punts him across a building#fear and hunger#fear and hunger the girl#fear and hunger girl#fear and hunger pocketcat#fear and hunger oc#fear and hunger demon kid#?#.png#oc#oc art#anyway hi! asaph's existence is so i can imagine cahara got his s ending cuz he deserves to be happy#and also cuz i wanna imagine a lil guy in the dungeons dying a million times and witnessing the horrors#ik i can imagine that as the actual characters but wheres the fun in that
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Me @ Wulbren after the way he talked to my man Barcus in Last Light
#bg3#talking mad shit for a fucking GNOME#should have called him a prick but my tav is a nobleman so he just barely held himself back#bro the TONE when barcus said hes 'a patient man' cause i told him to wait to leave bc of the shadow curse#WULBREN YOU DONT KNOW WHAT YOU HAVE#barcus is just a lil guy in love and i will PUNT THAT FUCKING GNOME#JUST WAIT WULBREN. ACT 3. INTO THE FUCKING HARBOR#THOSE WAVE BITCHES WILL PUT IN A WORD FOR ME WITH THE SEA QUEEN FUCKING FIND OUT WULBREN#barcus overhearing: [barcus disapproves]#sorry man do i look like a redemption paladin to you#hated his ass even when you didnt survive my first run to make it to act 3 its just worse now#guess i should tag#bg3 barcus#bg3 barcus wroot#barcus wroot#idk i dont go in his tag#or wulbrens. as you could guess
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i hate him so fucking much it's unreal
#the nemesis speaks#malevolent podcast#malevolent fanart#kayne malevolent#nemesis art#mv liveblog#i need to punt him into the sun. i need to put him in a maze with no exit and release a bunch of wolves on him (affectionate)#more fanart sorry. they put something in this fucking podcast#anyway usually i don't go for this like. character archetype. but something abt kayne just hits different#i called him the most slappable creature in existence earlier and i stand by that. and yettt#e: god i'm so fucking bad at tagging things lately. rip
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“Peeled jax isn’t real he can’t hurt you”
Peeled jax:
#peeled jax#fucking scary#hate it hate it hate it#i hate it so much#get it tf away from me#im gonna punt him into the fucking sun
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sorry for merkel posting he’s such a puntable guy but i like him
#gordon merkel#atomic blonde#bill skarsgård#bill skarsgard#im gonna punt him into the stratosphere (lovingly)#my fav east berlin punk kid#AUGHHHH IM GONNA PLAYLIST FOR HIM FUCK
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#tadc fanart#tadc pomni#tadc caine#tadc jax#tadc ragatha#digital circus#tadc#tadc kinger#my art#doodle#i actually really like how solidly jax is an ass - like do i want to punt him across the house? yeah. is he fun to watch? also yeah#caine and kinger's eyes are fucking wild#everybody contrapposto
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This isnt new or original at all but i gotta say some of my favorite characters are always those absolutely awful charismatic bastard villians who in fiction I enjoy but if I met in real live I would punt into the stars. Bonus points when they get their inevitable and extremely satisfying comeuppance and get their ass handed to them
#bill cipher#william afton#dr robotnik#good trio of these kinda guys#there are of course more#and this isnt like#anything new or original#as i said#but i think it should be reiterated#especially in an era when like people really struggle understanding that liking and enjoying a villain and depicting them as fun or likeable#does not in fact mean that you support anything that they are about#or that you wouldnt either punt them into oblivion or just quietly skulk away#idk its wild to me ive seen so many people getting angry about people liking bad characters#and obviously there are nuances and such but again we must recall fictional characters arent real#but yeah characters like these are like fucked up barbie dolls to me#fun to play with and pose and dress up and also somehow quite satisfying to rip their head off or watch their head get ripped off#i think the joker could also qualify but hes more dicey bc people cannot be normal about him#i think joker fanboys might be why this opposition to people enjoying villains comes from#welcome back to posts where an essay is hidden among my tags#i like the format it lets me ramble#uhh there are definitely more guys in here#the joker#and dont get me wrong i dislike certain villians too and it sometimes squicks me out to see people being so obessed with them even healthily#but like i just keep it to myself cause thats a me thing#belos definitely fits into this but only sometimes for me#sometimes i just get irritated seeing him but again#me problem therefore keep it to myself#this is so chronically online but yeah#jekyll and hyde#victor frankenstein
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