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spirallingstarcases · 1 year ago

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#BLOG THESIS #SQUEEZES him #fucking. PUNTS him #patrick stump #spi.arts #videos #fob #fall out boy

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novelconcepts · 2 months ago

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Obviously next week could prove this all dead-wrong, but I don’t think the trial’s quite over. I don’t believe the end of that episode actually took place, because I’m pretty sure we’re still firmly in the “punish Agatha” phase. Rio’s suddenly gone. Alice seems to be dead by Agatha’s hand, and no one—including Teen, who has always been on her side—seems primed to believe she was out of control. The others have been sucked beneath the power of the surrogate son who not only just told Agatha to fuck off, but went full-Wanda to do it. It just all seems too tailored to cut up any of the character progress Agatha’s made on the Road thus far. Getting harassed by her ghost mother and hearing her son’s voice don’t feel like a complete tear-down. This does. It feels like more trial.

#agatha all along #agatha all along spoilers #agatha harkness #show next week: punt your theory into the SUN idiot #it just felt so abrupt #like that episode felt SHORT and the ending came up like a two by four to the forehead #feels a lot like Agatha’s fears coming true #your coven will leave you. your girl vanishes. your not-son reviles you AND bears the power and control of #the witch who fucked you up so badly and foiled your power #it seems really interesting that this happens when we’re starting to really get glimpses of the softer side of Agatha #with her love for Rio and her mounting reluctant affection for the coven and her grief for her son #and now the idea that Teen needs to be bound up as a ‘familiar’ when she knows she’s been letting him in #he’s not yours Agatha. he’s not yours and he wants nothing to do with you #Wanda gets everything and Agatha gets sucked under #I find it all veeeery curious

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labyrynth · 2 years ago

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like i don’t understand xi//cheng to begin with but conceptually i think it’s even funnier when ppl are like “and jingyi is their son!! 🥹” as if jingyi is not canonically ragging on jc at every single opportunity presented to him (and then some)

like this is their dynamic

#mdzs talk #mdzs #mo dao zu shi #jiang cheng #lan xichen #lan jingyi #if you’re into that. like. you do you!!#have a great time!!#i just.#conceptually it’s too funny #like rambunctious disciple + sect leader he kind of respects + sect leader he wouldn’t hesitate to drop kick into the sun #jc doesn’t know who the fuck this kid is #but if he’s got beef with him well.#jc isn’t one to back down from a fight.#jingyi tries to fight him and jc punts him into next week #(after which he may or may not have an awakening)#what kind? you choose #greatest hits

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project-changeling-zero · 6 days ago

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maybe in another universe, i hc that sonic and shadow took a bit longer to get together because shadow has a bad habit of intense self-sabotage after not only mephiles, but infinite killed // went after sonic "because of shadow", so he believes that he'll only put sonic in more danger than he already is on a day-to-day basis if they end together and it really hurts, cuz he wants to be with sonic, he wants to love him even more, but he also wants to protect him til his dying breath and he can't do that if sonic is de-

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mamawasatesttube · 3 months ago

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i think martha kent should get to threaten rex leech with a shotgun tbh

#rimi talks #many people in kon's life would happily line up to punt this guy and i think that's beautiful #i think clark would have some Feelings about not realizing that kon's living situation was as fucked up as it was #and i would also love to see this. bc like kon also doesn't realize it was fucked up. and is so determined to be independent #but also i feel like i have to add 7386482 disclaimers. NOBODY BLAME CLARK FOR EDITORIAL DECISIONS #just bc clark carries the weight of the world on his shoulders and blames himself for everything DOESN'T MEAN THAT'S CORRECT #(also. ill take traits kon inherited from clark for $800)#anyway im getting off track. the point is. rex coming back into kon's life at some point way down the line could be soooo juicy #like the contrast of kon having a real support system. and being older and less naive.#many directions it could go in. have ma hate rex's ass or lois eviscerate him. have clark and kon have a heart to heart about it.#have tim threaten and blackmail him again bc i still think that's fucking hilarious.#have kara hear about what happened and be filled with righteous fury that has nowhere to go. bc kon wouldn't actually want him hurt #have roxy step in before anyone else has the chance. let her go dad what the FUCK?#it's about the number of people who love and want to protect kon. unlike what happened the first time around #the kontrast of it all. if you will.#and also about kon getting some kind of closure that a grown ass adult Using him as a child was not actually his fault #ough..........

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charbles · 8 months ago

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psychic frend frebear

yeah :)

#fucking swaddles him up in a blanket #gives him a little kiss on the head #punts him into the sun like a football #fazbear funland #chris afton #golden freddy #golden freddy plush #fnaf #myart

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pinktrashgoblin · 9 months ago

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”Sun King”

Chapter 12 drops tomorrow :dumbasscatboy:

everything changes… AGAIN!

#jsab #just shapes and beats #jsab art #jsab au #art #aaaaaaaaaaaaa #oh no #fan art #jsab bmau #jsab blixer #jsab broken melodies #jsab boss #jsab new game #look at his fucking face #he is so stoopid #punt him into the sun

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mybedaniel · 3 months ago

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hey so I haven't posted in a while

thought this would make as a great comeback

#gravity falls #bill cipher #mpreg #digital art #my art #hes fucking pregnant now #fuck you fuckers #hes dumb #i wil punt him #immediately #ford is the father btw

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skrs-cats · 10 months ago

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I've said this before but thanks lionblaze liking you has kept me so humble in Situations. Thanks for setting the bar under hell. You make me have peace in Dumb Shit. This is like the complete opposite of setting someone on a tall ass pedestal. The bar is so low any single minor achievement is like watching you fly. Absolutely superb. Why am I still here. I don't know but I'm fucking around and finding out.

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ironunderstands · 10 months ago

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academic rivalry but it’s me pushing the kid who’s better than math than me down a flight of stairs

#He doesn’t know how much I despise him either #Ok well I don’t hate him he’s done nothing wrong but nobody can be better than me at not giving a fuck in a class and doing well in it #He literally talks to someone else the entire time and gets perfect scores #I want to punt him through a window #academic rivals #I’m only partially serious

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meat-pvppet · 1 year ago

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