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us-the-voices-and-more-voices-2 · 6 months ago

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me: hmm this whole wheezing and choking on phlegm thing to the point I’m having breathing (like always) kinda reminds me of when I had Covid…

me: IF I GOT FUCKING COVID AGAIN I WILL FUCKING RIOT, I DONT WEAR A MASK EXACTLY ALL THE TIME AND NOW I START FUCKIN SOFFOCATI AGAIN??? Fuck this shit

#-pop #Sometimes I wish I wasn’t Mr catches every disease with ease #I am covered in boils. I have chronic illnesses and now I got the soffocating thing again #fucking phlegm

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sporesgalaxy · 9 months ago

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being sick is soo annoying like we get it theres mucus. move on

#complaining #i understand humeral system fans when i get like this. like fuck yeah get rid of the phlegm get it out #adddna

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james-p-sullivan · 1 year ago

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#this movie had the BEST opening #with phlegm being genuinely terrifying but then completely fucking it up #only to find out it was a simulation #and then ms flint comes in 'Alright Mr. Bile is it...?'#'Uhhhh my friends call me Phlegm...'#'Uh huh... Mr. Bile. Can you tell me what you did *wrong*?'#UGH I LOVE IT #genuinely my favourite movie i promise you i deserve this url #monsters inc #james p sullivan #sulley #mr waternoose #henry j waternoose #pixar #disney #disney pixar #yeah this is a reupload of a very old gifset #scheduled post

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angelfoodscake · 7 months ago

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remembered this evil bitch exists

#i feel like grodus bled into them a little bit LOLLL #but i might take insp from him honestly #the priest vibe i was going for before was kind of fire though #ALSO im finally linking them to real life mario lore !!!! yay !!!!!!!!#(7 years too late #they are supposed to be in the mario universe anyway #im thinking of renaming them something more mystical / magical instead of fucking . flem #but phlegm is gross anyway so . it fits #jerms art #oc art #sketch #simple sketch #i feel bad for when people like them because how do i explain to people that theyre a horrible person HEELOAHDFH #i mean now they have more lore and stuff going for them besides just being a piece of shit #which makes them more interesting and more of an actual . character #but still awful :-(#this was a doodle from last night actually #there was gonna be more but i couldnt draw them from the side drawing cancelled

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feralnumberfive · 2 years ago

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Send help

#at least I can still smell and taste as of right now otherwise I've been having an on and off fever with severe chills and aches #and my nose is like a fucking faucet and it's sore from having to blow my nose every minute and my throat is sore from all the coughing #tmi but I have easily at least blown out a full cup of snot/mucus/phlegm from my body today and it just won't stop #I haven't been this sick since middle school but I trust that my fantastic immune system will kick Covid's ass 💪#oh and I've veen very weak and also had vertigo but at least at the moment my breathing is also fine #coronavirus #covid #personal

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tache-noire · 10 months ago

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yknow i gotta say i've never tasted bitter cum. it seems like one of those things that someone read in a fanfic and copied, and then someone else copied them, and over and over in a weird game of telephone, like how everyone seems to think that cock rings stop you from coming. (they don't, they make it easier to stay hard for longer)

#i've sucked a lot of dicks #and its never been bitter #its just salty #like this is gonna be real fucking gross but it tastes like snot/phlegm imo

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red-dye40 · 2 months ago

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i think rev meat probably sounds a lot like phlegm in nny’s head

#this is me spelling out a pretty key component of stixxx but #phlegm lives in blissful excess and indulgence and that makes nny uncomfortable #in the context of stixxx it’s because it reminds him of [redacted]#so it would make sense for rev meat to kind of be a fucked up iteration of phlegm for nny #anyway 🤪 i have so much more of stixxx written than ancaux but i won’t publish until the next chapter of ancaux is up sorry

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3-aem · 2 years ago

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actually i dont even give af that yall tried, im pissed that the stress from the whole event triggered a bronchitis episode and I leave for AX in 2 weeks THATS NOT ENOUGH TIME TO HEAL,

#me trying to tell myself i Can Breathe if i just do it carefully #my lungs responding that we cant in the form of a coughing fit that lasts 10 whole minutes #on the hierarchy of shit i cant tolerate fucking up my lungs is like number 1 #i say bronchitis but its not actually bronchitis #its like every symptom of bronchitis #the cough the phlegm #but its not contagious its just my lungs deciding they cant put up with the air anymore

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notquiteaghost · 2 years ago

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as someone who frequently doesnt eat real food for days due to the eating disorder. i might literally have a meltdown abt being unable to eat real food cuz my throat is too swollen to swallow anything. i WANT to eat. do you know how rare that is!!!!

#yelling at clouds #it's my Only symptom at this point #my throat is insanely swollen and i keep coughing up phlegm. that's it #i started getting a headache earlier n i think it was purely dehydration. my nose isnt blocked!#i feel like smth is Stuck in my throat. it is my fucking uvula.#im gonna make more soup i just #i am so mad i cant even have Good soup. cuz i need it to be purely liquid.#what is the POINT if the soup isnt 50% cheese!!!!!

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pointless-letters · 2 years ago

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Great to see the Daily Express letters page leaping so wholeheartedly into the “Actually, gruel is good” stage of the discourse.

#Daily Express #Cheese sandwich #High expectations #That’s right #Britain in 2023 #Where a cheese sandwich #A CHEESE FUCKING SANDWICH #Is an indicator that you’re aiming too high #Porridge #That’s all you get #Gruel #Once again #For anyone wondering #This is 2023 #TWENTY TWENTY THREE #The problem #Christine I know what the problem is #And my only regret #Is that I don’t have enough phlegm to spit in the eyes of everyone like you

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bi-rezi · 1 year ago

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it's just so fucking depressing to be doing everything I can, walking the tightrope of indulging my germaphobic neuroticisms in the name of covid safety versus trying not to have a mental breakdown because I'm leaning into the symptoms of my mental illness, only for it all to be meaningless because god fucking forbid the government that we pay money to provide for us grant us any kind of safety net. it's been almost 4 years. it didn't have to be this way.

#txt #i am posting this to expel it from my head like phlegm. will be trying not to think about it more tonight if i can help it.#we LITERALLY cannot afford to fucking quarantine. we DO NOT have the money to miss that much work.#GEE IF ONLY THERE WAS SOME KIND OF SOLUTION FOR THIS PROBLEM.

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enbycupcake · 1 year ago

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oh my god the coughs i'm coughing right now. body please release me from your flesh prison

#i can FEEL the fucking phlegm in my throat #pLEASE vacate with the coughs that are wracking my body #dear fucking lord #zack.txt

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jabberwockprince · 2 years ago

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the human body has too many fucking liquids and im sick of all of them, i think we should all be DRY on the inside

#<- im sick and my mortal enemy are phlegm and snot #i sneezed and GOT SNOT ON MY FUCKING GLASSES IM SICK OF THIS HOW DDI YOU GET THERE?????????????#STOP SECRETING #WHERE IS ALL OF THIS COMING FROM???? STOP!!!!!!!!!

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