#fucking phlegm
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me: hmm this whole wheezing and choking on phlegm thing to the point I’m having breathing (like always) kinda reminds me of when I had Covid…
me: IF I GOT FUCKING COVID AGAIN I WILL FUCKING RIOT, I DONT WEAR A MASK EXACTLY ALL THE TIME AND NOW I START FUCKIN SOFFOCATI AGAIN??? Fuck this shit
#-pop#Sometimes I wish I wasn’t Mr catches every disease with ease#I am covered in boils. I have chronic illnesses and now I got the soffocating thing again#fucking phlegm
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being sick is soo annoying like we get it theres mucus. move on
#complaining#i understand humeral system fans when i get like this. like fuck yeah get rid of the phlegm get it out#adddna
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#this movie had the BEST opening#with phlegm being genuinely terrifying but then completely fucking it up#only to find out it was a simulation#and then ms flint comes in 'Alright Mr. Bile is it...?'#'Uhhhh my friends call me Phlegm...'#'Uh huh... Mr. Bile. Can you tell me what you did *wrong*?'#UGH I LOVE IT#genuinely my favourite movie i promise you i deserve this url#monsters inc#james p sullivan#sulley#mr waternoose#henry j waternoose#pixar#disney#disney pixar#yeah this is a reupload of a very old gifset#scheduled post
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my body keeps trying to suffocate me and I have no idea what to do about this. like, I could try and ask my neighbor for some help but I'm coughing a bunch anyway so idk how she'd be able to identify when I'm actually suffocating (not like I can scream) nor do I have a clue what she'd be able to do about it even if she could
#tmi:#I apparently have some bunch of phlegm that's stuck in exactly the wrong position#so occasionally if I take a sharp breath or cough or blow my nose it just. seals my damn airways#this has happened at least 4 times now#so far I have eventually managed to cough it out the way again but not before feeling like I am going to fucking die#seems very very easy for that to just. not succeed. once. especially coz it's like. really fucking sticky#I do not want to die from choking on my own phlegm. idk what to do :/#m#whining
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remembered this evil bitch exists
#i feel like grodus bled into them a little bit LOLLL#but i might take insp from him honestly#the priest vibe i was going for before was kind of fire though#ALSO im finally linking them to real life mario lore !!!! yay !!!!!!!!#(7 years too late#they are supposed to be in the mario universe anyway#im thinking of renaming them something more mystical / magical instead of fucking . flem#but phlegm is gross anyway so . it fits#jerms art#oc art#sketch#simple sketch#i feel bad for when people like them because how do i explain to people that theyre a horrible person HEELOAHDFH#i mean now they have more lore and stuff going for them besides just being a piece of shit#which makes them more interesting and more of an actual . character#but still awful :-(#this was a doodle from last night actually#there was gonna be more but i couldnt draw them from the side drawing cancelled
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Send help
#at least I can still smell and taste as of right now otherwise I've been having an on and off fever with severe chills and aches#and my nose is like a fucking faucet and it's sore from having to blow my nose every minute and my throat is sore from all the coughing#tmi but I have easily at least blown out a full cup of snot/mucus/phlegm from my body today and it just won't stop#I haven't been this sick since middle school but I trust that my fantastic immune system will kick Covid's ass 💪#oh and I've veen very weak and also had vertigo but at least at the moment my breathing is also fine#coronavirus#covid#personal
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shit might suck right now for me health and mentally wise BUT at least my doctor said that i should get vaccinated for the rona and flu so i get to do that for free now forever so at least that’s something
#i still haven’t recovered from the sickness my siblings inflicted on me#i’ll be better for a day or two and then i don’t get so much sleep one night#because i haven’t gotten my sleeping pill prescription refilled yet#and then i wake up feeling like shit and full of phlegm#i know it’s the same one because it’s not like i’m out here getting reinfected by anyone#and then my sleep shit snowballs from how late i wake up and how much longer everything takes when im sick#and the only thing that reminded me consistently to take my evening meds is broken#and i have to contact the provider that lent it to me and also i have to contact like seven others for various things#and some of them are easy to get ahold of and some are a nightmare and all is too much#needless to say i’m ‘going through’ ‘it’ as the kids say#AND school on top of that???#i feel bad for being so offline because i feel like im letting people down with the fundraiser stuff#but you can see why i’m like.#i’ll be back when i have my shit together enough that i won’t lose my disability benefits next year#because that’s another fucking sword of damocles i’m oscillating between trying not to think about and having debilitating anxiety over#and i have to apply but i need an updated study plan for that but the guy who is in charge of those#cancelled our appointment so i had to book another one which is a few days before a school related deadline#and i’m probably going to be broke as hell beginning of next year anyway because the benefits renewal process takes on average 6 months ime#and it comes with backpay but i have a old ass senior dog. so that’s going to be fun juggling vet bills 🙃#normally i’d sprinkle this stuff a little here or there but i haven’t been online to do that do you get it all at once
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yknow i gotta say i've never tasted bitter cum. it seems like one of those things that someone read in a fanfic and copied, and then someone else copied them, and over and over in a weird game of telephone, like how everyone seems to think that cock rings stop you from coming. (they don't, they make it easier to stay hard for longer)
#i've sucked a lot of dicks#and its never been bitter#its just salty#like this is gonna be real fucking gross but it tastes like snot/phlegm imo
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i think rev meat probably sounds a lot like phlegm in nny’s head
#this is me spelling out a pretty key component of stixxx but#phlegm lives in blissful excess and indulgence and that makes nny uncomfortable#in the context of stixxx it’s because it reminds him of [redacted]#so it would make sense for rev meat to kind of be a fucked up iteration of phlegm for nny#anyway 🤪 i have so much more of stixxx written than ancaux but i won’t publish until the next chapter of ancaux is up sorry
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actually i dont even give af that yall tried, im pissed that the stress from the whole event triggered a bronchitis episode and I leave for AX in 2 weeks THATS NOT ENOUGH TIME TO HEAL,
#me trying to tell myself i Can Breathe if i just do it carefully#my lungs responding that we cant in the form of a coughing fit that lasts 10 whole minutes#on the hierarchy of shit i cant tolerate fucking up my lungs is like number 1#i say bronchitis but its not actually bronchitis#its like every symptom of bronchitis#the cough the phlegm#but its not contagious its just my lungs deciding they cant put up with the air anymore
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I just blew my nose and on my right it feels like i popped my ear drum,
and in my left ear i hear that sound like water running through pipes
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#GAWD#drinking gatorade to provide the phlegm factory with more fluids so this can be fucking over with hopefully soon#mah life
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as someone who frequently doesnt eat real food for days due to the eating disorder. i might literally have a meltdown abt being unable to eat real food cuz my throat is too swollen to swallow anything. i WANT to eat. do you know how rare that is!!!!
#yelling at clouds#it's my Only symptom at this point#my throat is insanely swollen and i keep coughing up phlegm. that's it#i started getting a headache earlier n i think it was purely dehydration. my nose isnt blocked!#i feel like smth is Stuck in my throat. it is my fucking uvula.#im gonna make more soup i just#i am so mad i cant even have Good soup. cuz i need it to be purely liquid.#what is the POINT if the soup isnt 50% cheese!!!!!
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Great to see the Daily Express letters page leaping so wholeheartedly into the “Actually, gruel is good” stage of the discourse.
#Daily Express#Cheese sandwich#High expectations#That’s right#Britain in 2023#Where a cheese sandwich#A CHEESE FUCKING SANDWICH#Is an indicator that you’re aiming too high#Porridge#That’s all you get#Gruel#Once again#For anyone wondering#This is 2023#TWENTY TWENTY THREE#The problem#Christine I know what the problem is#And my only regret#Is that I don’t have enough phlegm to spit in the eyes of everyone like you
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it's just so fucking depressing to be doing everything I can, walking the tightrope of indulging my germaphobic neuroticisms in the name of covid safety versus trying not to have a mental breakdown because I'm leaning into the symptoms of my mental illness, only for it all to be meaningless because god fucking forbid the government that we pay money to provide for us grant us any kind of safety net. it's been almost 4 years. it didn't have to be this way.
#txt#i am posting this to expel it from my head like phlegm. will be trying not to think about it more tonight if i can help it.#we LITERALLY cannot afford to fucking quarantine. we DO NOT have the money to miss that much work.#GEE IF ONLY THERE WAS SOME KIND OF SOLUTION FOR THIS PROBLEM.
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oh my god the coughs i'm coughing right now. body please release me from your flesh prison
#i can FEEL the fucking phlegm in my throat#pLEASE vacate with the coughs that are wracking my body#dear fucking lord#zack.txt
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