#fucking nepobabies

[ndotknees]

[wilwheaton]

Probably the best way to understand Musk is that he’s another rich middle-aged divorced guy whose hot new girlfriend is white nationalism.

Inside Twitter’s Extended Weekend of Doom

Fuck apartheid nepobaby Elon Musk, and the system that allows him to have any influence at all.

[le-chevalier-au-lion]

also i'm not even a big movies fan but gooooooooooood lord am i insufferable now that brazilian icon and mother of a nation fernanda torres won the golden globe

[gasstationpopcorn]

youtube

[veetri-bitcrush]

Things got a little bit out of hand

[jcjensensnepobaby]

Why do you hate other versions of you so much that you don't even give them a chance to change your mind?

Oh, I don't hate other versions of me. Might lack respect for some of them, personally @tessa-elliot-james and I are chill, and I like her. I just really dislike RoboTessa because she's making Jane happy.

[angellple]

bummys saying Chris should stay with buck and the eddie's walmart version to be safe ☠️ do you hear yourself?? How would that pessimistic ass keep Chris safe? Shut the fuck and go to ao3 bc thats where your ship has some content anyway

[despertara]

Irene bro if you see this I want you to know I've been podcasting (talking loudly and emphatically to myself) abt that Grammy Gun post for Hours. I started ranting in the rb tags and then I got so mad I started a spreadsheet on my phone Yes I have the Excel app. No I did not finish my tags

[collegeboysam]

oh they did jace so incredibly dirty this episode what the fuck?? the dragonseeds was his idea and he bonded with nettles and addam WHAT

[corneille-moisie]

i never liked the 2006 marie antoinette movie

but now that ive moved considerably far on the left, i think i hate it even more

i didnt know i could hate something more than my 17 y/o self could ngl

[petro1986]

Elon Musk is trying so hard to be a Spider George rn with regard to car fire related deaths thou

[15ktherapy]

tommy unfollowed dream and sapnap and then tubbo, ranboo and aimsey also unfollowed dream and then dream unfollowed all of these people and like 50 people total and sapnap also unfollowed tommy and ranboo (and aimsey i think)

wtf tubbo unfollowed dream? TUBBITO UR BETTER THAN THIS... neway everything else is a dont stop the party.

[jcjensensnepobaby]

Vengeful anon: SHEILA!!! you WONDER why most people want to PUNCH ya in the face!? WHEN YA DO CRAP LIKE THIS!? what are ya! three?

OH right! I forgot! child neglect'n abuse can stunt development'n maturity! and took after the brain dead loute of a women your mother was! and as much as it PAINS me to say it! you ARE better then her! BUT NOT BY MUCH! you're a bloody stone! while she was utter parasite shit! cause even MOST forms of CRAP can at least provide nutrients to SOIL!

what I'm saying dear! is turn on one of your curling irons to full blast! and ram it down your throat, and choke for a bloody week'n a half! and SO help me! EVER throw a rock at that lovable robot ANGEL AGAIN! i'll make you EAT HALF of your wigs'n shoes! -picks up the rock she threw and YEETS at her face at FULL force!-

THIS IS WHY I HAVE A BROKEN HAND, EVERYONE!

[sorio99]

You think Fanfics have crack ships? In the Time Quangle, we have canon ships you can’t even fucking imagine. A mall goth with an impossible trisword just married a weird skeleton puppet man who’s also the universe’s most pathetic criminal. Sleeping Beauty is about to hook up with a nonbinary chef who is also a royal alien. Over in the aged up universe, a milk bottle Princess just ran off with a discontinued pleasure droid, whose power suit boss had to turn down a cheese pirate lesbian for being a nepobaby. Aelwyn Abernant is bisexual and evil again! Little Red Riding Hood is now playfriends with the candy land Batman, and they both have pink-eye. And through it all, Fig Faeth and Ayda Aguefort are still a power couple, and Ricky Matsui refuses to abandon his wife and child.

[tea-cat-arts]

THEY DID WHAT

there’s a lot of differences between mdzs and the untamed that don’t make sense but i think the one that makes the least sense is lan zhan, of all people, becoming the leader of the cultivation world. lan zhan. the man who struggles to say more than 2 words to anyone ever. he’s the leader??

i mean i get it, they couldn’t wangxian get married and wander the world together, but idk i feel like even having someone take over as the leader of the cultivation world just wouldn’t happen at this point in time. people would be extremely wary about anyone being in control after the wen clan and then jin guangshan and then jin guangyao. and lan zhan would have no interest in being a leader. idk it’s weird?? there were other ways to end their storyline that didn’t end in them marrying or in lan zhan becoming the cultivation leader.

[theatrenerd622]

I am currently watching the Dimension 20 Fantasy High series (because I'm apparently using summer break to reach my peak nerd form) and I am very invested but also it's so fucking funny because the plot is literally "6 freshmen get detention and miss a significant part of orientation. several dead, even more injured, everyone traumatized"

plus the characters are just:

a living football

a wizard with anxiety who is clearly convinced making people puke will solve all her problems

a barbarian who sings when he gets mad

a cleric going through a religious identity crisis

Nepobaby™

a flirty wanna-be-emo-kid with daddy issues who thinks she's way more closed off than she actually is

and I think that's really girl boss.