#fucking nepobabies

[ndotknees]

[flovoid]

Fed love from silver spoons, reasons to be grateful… 🥄ᯓ★

[wilwheaton]

Probably the best way to understand Musk is that he’s another rich middle-aged divorced guy whose hot new girlfriend is white nationalism.

Inside Twitter’s Extended Weekend of Doom

Fuck apartheid nepobaby Elon Musk, and the system that allows him to have any influence at all.

[le-chevalier-au-lion]

also i'm not even a big movies fan but gooooooooooood lord am i insufferable now that brazilian icon and mother of a nation fernanda torres won the golden globe

[veetri-bitcrush]

Things got a little bit out of hand

[pulim-v]

Byakuya is SO PISSED in the ch 4 trial I'm finding it hilarious. He's all cool and calculated and he cannot, AT ALL, comprehend why someone would get emotional and try to lose on purpose

[jcjensensnepobaby]

Why do you hate other versions of you so much that you don't even give them a chance to change your mind?

Oh, I don't hate other versions of me. Might lack respect for some of them, personally @tessa-elliot-james and I are chill, and I like her. I just really dislike RoboTessa because she's making Jane happy.

[angellple]

bummys saying Chris should stay with buck and the eddie's walmart version to be safe ☠️ do you hear yourself?? How would that pessimistic ass keep Chris safe? Shut the fuck and go to ao3 bc thats where your ship has some content anyway

[collegeboysam]

oh they did jace so incredibly dirty this episode what the fuck?? the dragonseeds was his idea and he bonded with nettles and addam WHAT

[corneille-moisie]

i never liked the 2006 marie antoinette movie

but now that ive moved considerably far on the left, i think i hate it even more

i didnt know i could hate something more than my 17 y/o self could ngl

[petro1986]

Elon Musk is trying so hard to be a Spider George rn with regard to car fire related deaths thou

[jeans-marrow]

Ohmygod all cop shows are trash but this particular cop show is unbelievable like the fucking nerve.

[jcjensensnepobaby]

Vengeful anon: SHEILA!!! you WONDER why most people want to PUNCH ya in the face!? WHEN YA DO CRAP LIKE THIS!? what are ya! three?

OH right! I forgot! child neglect'n abuse can stunt development'n maturity! and took after the brain dead loute of a women your mother was! and as much as it PAINS me to say it! you ARE better then her! BUT NOT BY MUCH! you're a bloody stone! while she was utter parasite shit! cause even MOST forms of CRAP can at least provide nutrients to SOIL!

what I'm saying dear! is turn on one of your curling irons to full blast! and ram it down your throat, and choke for a bloody week'n a half! and SO help me! EVER throw a rock at that lovable robot ANGEL AGAIN! i'll make you EAT HALF of your wigs'n shoes! -picks up the rock she threw and YEETS at her face at FULL force!-

THIS IS WHY I HAVE A BROKEN HAND, EVERYONE!

[15ktherapy]

tommy unfollowed dream and sapnap and then tubbo, ranboo and aimsey also unfollowed dream and then dream unfollowed all of these people and like 50 people total and sapnap also unfollowed tommy and ranboo (and aimsey i think)

wtf tubbo unfollowed dream? TUBBITO UR BETTER THAN THIS... neway everything else is a dont stop the party.

[sorio99]

You think Fanfics have crack ships? In the Time Quangle, we have canon ships you can’t even fucking imagine. A mall goth with an impossible trisword just married a weird skeleton puppet man who’s also the universe’s most pathetic criminal. Sleeping Beauty is about to hook up with a nonbinary chef who is also a royal alien. Over in the aged up universe, a milk bottle Princess just ran off with a discontinued pleasure droid, whose power suit boss had to turn down a cheese pirate lesbian for being a nepobaby. Aelwyn Abernant is bisexual and evil again! Little Red Riding Hood is now playfriends with the candy land Batman, and they both have pink-eye. And through it all, Fig Faeth and Ayda Aguefort are still a power couple, and Ricky Matsui refuses to abandon his wife and child.

[sheep-from-rad]

Idea! Neglected bar singer darling.

The joint they sing in is on the very outskirts of Gotham. The bars in the basement of a restaurant.

Its pretty clear darling is saving up money to slowly inch away from Gotham and from there neglectful and sometimes (often) cold family.

So they dress as a Him/femme/them fatale and saunter up to the stage and sing there lil heart out and get both the thrill of all the attention in a room being on them and the money in there tip jar to boot.

Imagine what happens when a clip of darling singing goes fucking viral. (I'd like to think it's would be "be your baby tonight" give it a listen if you want. I like norah jones' cover)

What I'm saying is there is no way any of the batfam would approve of darlings career choice.

I love this kind of asks!~ Requests are now open again but we warned, I'm a snail paced writer T__T This took a while because I have this habit where I write it down first on paper before typing it. Like I make a draft first and reread before typing it to see if I should add more or remove some. First fic about singer reader: here and part 2 here. 😅

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Okay okay, here me out. I know you said secret bar under a restaurant but my brain read the word ‘bar’ and ran away with it 😭. 

You know what this smells like? Scandal and maybe even a disaster waiting to happen too. You know what's a famous bar in Gotham? The Iceberg lounge that is run by Mr. Cobblepot (Penguin) and  is frequented by rogues  such as Riddler. 

Life in the Iceberg Lounge isn't that bad, maybe intimidating at first but it became a small comfort. Mr. Cobblepot lets you keep the tips, the lounge beauties (Raven, Lark, and Jay) are great companies, and workplace harassment? You don't really have to worry about that. If you ever get flirted on or harassed by small fries and drunkards and then rest assured a bigger, scarier person at the back of the crowd will beat the harasser and throw them out. They might be villains but they have standards and harassing the lounge’s songbird is a big no no! 

The clip of the singer reader went viral for a ton of different reasons: (1) The singing and the amount of simps you raked 24 hours after the clip has been posted. I have a headcanon that Mr. Cobblepot will nickname you as either Nightingale or Songbird to fit the crew because the lounge beauties are nicknamed after birds.(2) People can see villains just chilling at the background of the video. Riddler's nursing a whiskey at the counter, Two face is playing chess with Penguin who is multitasking in helping mix some drinks. Hell, even Harley and Ivy are in the background having a moment with the strippers.

(3) Why is Bruce Wayne’s kid at the Iceberg lounge? I have a teeny tiny headcanon that even though the reader was neglected they are still forced to attend galas once or twice because Bruce won't and then it will be like a big media scandal. Also reader's public appearances with Bruce or with the other Wayne children might be low but they still have hundreds of followers. The Wayne name alone is basically a celebrity name because of Bruce being heavily revered by the public. Think of it like nepobaby shit. (4) That stage presence and sheer seductiveness. Being a Wayne, I'm sure the reader was taught etiquette by Alfred and was taught how to dress properly. They are also taught how to behave. However on that vid, you look like you were dressed by the Gotham sirens (Ivy, Harley, and Selena) themselves. All those good boy, good girl, good child stuff are out of the window. If the reader was just blending in the background before and the video is the opposite. It's almost commanding every viewer to look at them, pay attention to them, worship the very ground they walk on, and love them! At this point just expect simps. 

The family loves the video but at the same time they also hate it. They had their copies downloaded and saved and then they'll immediately task Barbara into scrubbing the video off of the internet but it's too late. The video has been re-uploaded to hundreds of different accounts and some  news outlets had already published articles about it. The articles ranged from sweet ones like praising the reader for their awesome stage performance and singing to downright insane clickbaits like ‘Bruce Wayne secretly allied with Gotham rogues?’ 

The whole thing is very stressful and I pray to the DC gods that Bruce Wayne is very healthy because this guy's blood pressure might as well go high up. Imagine trying so hard to keep up with the ditzy playboy public persona to hide your vigilante secret identity only for your kid to be filmed singing and being cozy at the Iceberg lounge. Not only that! You also placed yourself in danger too! It's not a secret that a lot of rouges knew Batman's real identity (Joker knows it, he just doesn't care. He's so cool for that). Sure they don't attack Batman when he's Bruce and sure they are a sweet pseudo-family to you right now but who's to say that they won't use you when push comes to shove? 

While Bruce deals with the media, Barbara and Tim work on the damage control and tracking every video, expect heavy guilt tripping and interference from Damian, Dick, and even Alfred (in his defense, he wants you safe and will only ask for you to get a better job or at least work in a place not frequented by villains). Dick will be actively poisoning the well. He'll make you sit down and read the crime archives with him (starting from the heaviest crime down to the pettiest crime) and will tell you stories about their encounters with each of them. Damian will try to keep you from getting to work and will try to keep you in your room if you haven't moved out of the estate. He'll ask you to go around with him, feed his pets with him and even asked you to watch him train (he doesn't know how bonding works, please be understanding). If you had left the estate and then expect him to show up and walk in your place like he owns it. He's one of those cats that you feed once and then suddenly shows up and won't leave you alone anymore. 

Oh, you still won't come home? You still wanna continue that dangerous job of yours? Pick your poison then. Do you want them to call Jason to get to the bar and take you home, knowing him some heads will sure go flying. Or do you want the family to stage a stakeout, infiltrate the bar, and capture and lock up all the villains forever. Go on, go choose.