#jcjensens nepobaby

[jcjensensnepobaby]

Starter for @apocalypse-murder-drones

Descending from the clouds was the space-yacht, it was a more luxurious and fancy larger spaceship adorned with the Elliott Family Crest on the airlock hatch and the back rudder. The ship landed safely to the meet point, the door to the airlock was open, allowing Tessa and her drones to come aboard.

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A begrudging visit - roleplay with @xxrobotessaxx

Sheila wanted no part of it but she didn't really have a choice since going around with her hair even a little tattered was unacceptable. Sheila bursts in, scowling, not believing she had stooped so low to visit the robot’s salon. She immediately sat down on an empty chair. With an attitude she calls RoboTessa to her.

Get over here! Don’t question why I bother to be here. I have no other choice. You better do you job right, I can’t deal with my hair being even slightly imperfect and I don’t want you to make it worse! I have to maintain my beauty, unlike a certain somebody I know. Just..Just even up my hair somehow. Don’t be an incompetent drone and don’t you dare say otherwise. It’s a blessing that I came over here.

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KNOCK KNOCK

Did you schedule in advanced? No. You have to schedule a meeting with me.

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What's the best curling iron?

The Marcel Hot Tool! Duh!

Have you ever seen something so beautiful?

And the sound... oh it has this cool mechanical sound, it's so fun!!

Colour me interested, I'm tickled pink! The sounds are like heaven to my ears.

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Sheila! its two enemies and the one who hasn't fully realized, your glitter covered- Botox adjusted- barbie wanna be, goldilocks looking mean girls fan club on crack butt never really gave two cents bout'em- that he was just the new toy in town and that the MOMENT something YOU liked more showed up- he'd be treated THE EXACT same as J'n Viv did! so chew tin foil'n swallow broken glass with the "oh poor is me~!" crap-

Okay, one Mean Girls? No, I like Heathers. Two, I have had Sunny Bunny for three weeks and I haven't replaced N. N's just busy with the weird goth freak, but he'll be back I'm sure Three you come into my space yacht and talk like that to my face? Didn't you ever learn manners? Be gone, anon, before you awake Sunny from their nap

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Hey Sheila

Hey Sheila

Hey Sheila

Hey Sheila

Hey Sheila

Hey Sheila

Ya know what? It's kind of nice to see you again. How was your Christmas?

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This is a call out post for Jane

Your girlfriend is gay and so are you >=3c

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does this to you

You turned me into a pink haired magical girl?.. Thanks, I guess? How did you know pink is my favourite?

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What was your natural hair colour? You know before it was destroyed and before it was bleached 100 times

THE UGLIEST DIRT BROWN >.< At least that's what Mother said. I mean... it wasn't as pretty a golden blonde on me.

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Sheila, Sheila, Sheila... Do my eyes deceive me? You're a fancy little poodle now.. You're lucky I'm in a good mood today or I'd shear you with my claws, just like you wanted to do to Jane, but I kept hiding your scissors. I can't WAIT for Jane to see this, you're a freak like us now.

Stop stepping on me, or I'll BITE!

*gets away somehow*

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Spot all the signatures on Sheila's full body cast, comment your favourite below!

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TESSA JAMES ELLIOT!

You mean the faker drone one, M-mother?

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Why does everyone call you Sheila, not Tessa?

Apparently I don't "DESERVE" the name Tessa anymore. So they call me the colloquial term for a woman in Aussie slang, which is "Sheila"

However positively, the name Sheila "is a feminine name that comes from the Latin name Caelia, which means "heavenly". It is also thought to be a variation of the Roman family name Caelius." (from Google)

"Heavenly" I love that =3

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Hey, Sheila, just because I was takin’ a little nap doesn’t mean you have full reign of this planet. I got news of what you did to Viv. I’ll stop by for a little visit. That broken hand you have is nothing compared to what I have in store.

-You know who

Ohhhhh no..... *sharp exhales* well... if anyone needs me, I'm going to be half in my spaceship's airlock, and half buried in the snow outside the corpse spire...

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Which of your parents did admire the most?

You have to be dull brained if you think I took after that sniveling love-blinded, pencil-necked, bleeding heart type that is my father.

He’s as dense as bloody koala, he wouldn’t know the difference of being sensible and making decisions out of blind love. Good luck telling him otherwise

But to be clear, YES, I take after my Mother, the wonderful late and great Louisa Miriam Elliott.

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Wait, if you didn't like RoboTessa, why did you trust her to watch N?

She might be a barely sentient electric tea kettle who runs a joke of a beauty parlour that looks more like if Claire's and Hot Topic had a brand merger store-baby....

BUT if she really is another Tessa, she's smart enough to know how to not mess him up psychologically AND she's responsible.