#jcjensens nepobaby

[jcjensensnepobaby]

What's the best curling iron?

The Marcel Hot Tool! Duh!

Have you ever seen something so beautiful?

And the sound... oh it has this cool mechanical sound, it's so fun!!

Colour me interested, I'm tickled pink! The sounds are like heaven to my ears.

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does this to you

You turned me into a pink haired magical girl?.. Thanks, I guess? How did you know pink is my favourite?

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Why do you hate other versions of you so much that you don't even give them a chance to change your mind?

Oh, I don't hate other versions of me. Might lack respect for some of them, personally @tessa-elliot-james and I are chill, and I like her. I just really dislike RoboTessa because she's making Jane happy.

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Better watch where you go. Once I catch up to you, I’ll rip that helmet off you. Gives me the perfect opportunity to snatch that wig.

From your favorite drone: @copper-9spurgatory

I don't know what you're all on about!

This is my natural hair, and I wouldn't think of going out in ANY time but the daylight, so I don't have to deal with you. Even if you are about, I will be armed and ready. I wish N was here, he'd keep you away.

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AHHHHH

AHHHHHH IT BURNS

THE LIGHT GLEAMING OFF YOUR BALD HEAD BLINDED ME

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I AM NOT BALD I'M NOT A DRONE

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he Curiously arrived at the ship

"this is nice"

@nate-doorman-elliot

Fixing up her mascara and in the corner of her eye she notices a drone. Though she was thrilled, she was stunned to see the figure be similar to N.

N, you finally came crawling back to me huh? You get sick of that wolf haven’t you.

Putting her mascara wand back into its container. She went over to the airlock’s entrance, granting Nate access. She stood there, giving it a few minutes for it to exhaust the compressed air.

Tch, are you some sort of copy of my little dog? You look so similar. Guess it’s just instinct that you drones can’t help it. Whatever, you’re here now, we’ll have so much fun together won’t we?

Her tone was tinted with fake sincerity but her high-pitched voice managed to mask it.

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So since we know now your hair IS a wig, how soft is it?

Oh?! A... A compliment? >u< oh thank you!

It is soft. -fidgeting with a section-

I deep condition every second day so it's softer than the silky fur of an angora rabbit.

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(Parody of Kyle's mom is a bitch)

Tessa’s mom is a bitch: by Captain Golden Pants

Well!

Tessa’s mom's a bitch, she's a big fat bitch,

She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world

She's a stupid bitch, if there ever was a bitch,

She's a bitch to all the boys and girls.

On Monday she's a bitch,

On Tuesday she's a bitch,

On Wednesday to Saturday she's a bitch

Then on Sunday, just to be different,

She's a super King Kamehameha biyotch!

Have you ever met my friend Tessa's mom?

She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world.

She's a mean ole bitch, and she has stupid hair.

She's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch.

Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch

She's a stupid bitch!

Tessa’s mom's a bitch

And she's such a dirty bitch!

Talk to kids around the world,

And it might go a little bit something like this:

Tessa de māmā shìgè pōfù, tā shì jī lǎo mìshù dàshī, wǒ zhǐ xiǎng shuō, mōle bèi tā biàn pōfù! {Tessa’s mom is a shrew, a dirty slut,}

Elle est la plus grande chienne dans le monde entier, {She's the biggest bitch in the world,}

Yeye ni Bitch yote ya wavulana na wasichana. {She's a bitch to the boys and girls.}

Have you ever met my friend Tessa's mom?

She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world.

She's a mean ole bitch, and she has stupid hair.

She's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch

Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch.

She's a stupid bitch!

Tessa’s mom's a bitch

And she's such a dirty bitch!

I really mean it!

Tessa’s mom; she's a big fat f*cking bitch!

Big ole fat f*cking bitch, Tessa’s mom!

Yeah, cha!

MOM! PEOPLE ON THE INTERNET ARE INSULTING YOUR LATE GREAT NAME!

@xxsmoko-n-mirrorsxx

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"ughh my head...."

He wakes up in a room?

@nate-doorman-elliot

Shelia,s turn))

Nate was still in Sheila’s room, she didn’t want to drag him around the yacht without also staining more floors. She had to bring over spare parts and her toolbox. You’re such a mess, even my precious N wouldn’t dare to leak his oil all over my floors. I managed to repair your legs, but at the price that you’ll need to clean my floors! You dingleberry! Out of all the resources you had, you decided to crawl to my yacht!!?

She stomped her foot onto the floor, huffing in anger and irritation.

UGH, YOU BETTER FIGURE OUT A WAY TO CLEAN MY FLOOR. YOU WON’T LEAVE UNTIL YOU PAY YOUR DEBT TO ME!

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They drink the oil at a slower pace.

Sheila watched, she wished she could communicate with the drone, but they didn't know how to speak to them

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They look at the hand before slowly reaching out and tapping the hand.

"Aww" she coos softly before gently tapping their paw. she pulls her hand back to push the oils closer before giving some space.

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hey Nate's kinda cute

He bled all over my ship, made a mess, and traumatized me.... ALSO I am NOT dating a clone of my favourite robot. What is your damage, Anon?

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The rabbit drone watches her in curiosity and fear.

She manages to find one more olive oil and some canola oil too, she gets back down to their level and offers more peace offerings.

Sheila holds out one of her hands reassuringly to the rabbit drone

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They start drinking it and made a small purring noise.

Dumbfounded, she stands up, walks over to her kitchen and rummages through her cupboards for anything else the rabbit drone might want.

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It comes back saying unknown.

Sheila offered more olive oil, its not like she was cooking much anyways lately.

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They stare at her before pointing to their ears then mouth.

"You can't talk or you can't hear?" the girl thought and then got some blank pages from the desk drawer near her as well as a pen.

Sheila wrote out on the paper 'You remind me of a plush toy I lost when I was little. What is your name?'

She slid the page over to the drone as well as handed them a pen.