#fucking love seeing girls girlypop like this

[teleomancer]

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[talkingontheinternet]

I need to emulate Xbox to play idolmaster waaaa. I wanna play allll the games now. So I can go "hi girl. I don't like you. Okay time to make u dance" and shit

[ellieslob]

★ streamer ellie!

ways to help palestine!!!

S★ she started with fornite and minecraft gameplays but went viral for playing girly video games and screaming with pure rage and desperation if she loses or if her chat tells her the outfit she made was ugly asf😭

S★ she deadass will say “u guys clearly don’t know about fashion like i do” n then pull outfits like this:

S★ she used to be so fucking afraid that her face reveal went like dream’s that she posponed that shit for like a year. when she finally did it she ended the stream, turned off her phone and went to bed covering her body completely, while sniffing and crying “my career is over ”

S★ after her face revealed her account went even more viral, people started to make thirst traps of her and edits, videos, even fanfics, she got a little more comfortable with showing her face. her favorite edits were to songs like ride, baby by me, hey daddy (daddy’s home) and a song in spanish called vaquero, they were just so funny to her😭

iloveellie: she’s daddying so hard‼️

ewisinthechat: aw you guys really see me as a father figure?😺🫶

brondon444: 😭

kvcjjsaj: 😭

loverboydsa: 😭😭😭

“hey why is everyone crying in the chat, is everyone okay?”

S★ she really loves the cat emojis, specially this one 😻

S★ out of all her platforms (aside from twitch) she uses twitter the most, she tweets without a second thought in that head, without filter, like zero hesitation and then apologizes if she said something way too controversial.

ewisinthechat2: have you had that feeling when someone is so stupid you want to stab your eye with a fork? #kys

ewisinthechat2: k, i guess u have not😅…

S★ she was practically new to tiktok, so the first moths she had her likes public, she didn’t even know that was possible on the app. but if you click on it all you could see were shit post and memes that a dad would like, all except for a big section of aprox thirteen videos, one after the other, all with the same girl.

sckerforellie18: did u guys saw ellie’s likes? i think she’s stalking that poor girl😭

slaybabesew: HAHAH WAIT IS REAL, IS SHE HER GILFRIEND???

elliesaheymamasg: she’s so hot wait😩

heyemogirlbb: it’s her @girlypop66

S★ the chat started to tag you to every single one of her videos on tiktok, her photos on instagram, tagging you on things like “hi, could you please date my mom?🤗” or “my new mommie😻” EVEN in her questionable tweets telling you “we know she’s crazy but give her a chance😭”

S★ one day you waked up to your phone being practically broken from all the notifications, you still had your little pink iphone 6 and you had to buy another one because of it.

Instagram

girlypop: hi um i don’t think we really know each other but people are tagging me on your videos😭 love them though

S★ ellie was in a stream, the chat had to make her laugh and spit the water so she was reacting to videos that her chat had send her. when that notification appear on the screen, she read it, gulped the water, looked dead ass serious at the camera and turned off the stream.

elliewilliasm: omg hi, im so sorry i didn’t know, I’ll tell them to spot

elliewilliasm: spot*

elliewilliasm: STOP**😭

you laughed in your new phone, she was funny, and for what you had seen in all the posts that you were tagged on, very pretty too.

girlypop: hey would you like to grab coffee sometime?

ewisinthechat: TO EVERYBODY IN THE CHAT, THANK YOU, YOU GUYS ARE THE FUCKIN BEST, LOVE YALL, IM SO LUCKY TO HAVE YOU, XOXO😻😻😻😻

GIVEAWAY COMIN FUCKIN SOON💯💯‼️

S★ she was exhausted when she jumped to her bed, after all the crying, screaming, jumping and the extreme tweeting that just said “YESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYES”, she unlocked her phone again.

elliewiliasm: yeah sure :)

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[puck-luck]

s(we)e(t) dreams | trevor zegras

warnings: thigh riding, dubious consent (i guess? girlypop is asleep and grinding against trevor’s thigh to try and get off because of a dream she’s having. she’s not consciously doing it. but it would not be UNWELCOME if she was awake.), dirty talk pairing: trevor zegras x inexperienced!fem!reader requests: “ok that’s it, NEED a trevor thigh riding piece”, “having done nothing sexual together but sleeping all cuddled up with his thigh between her legs and tz waking up to find his sweet innocent girlfriend grinding on his leg in her sleep and moaning his name” wc: 1174

You were asleep in Trevor’s bed when he got home after the Kraken game. You were wearing your Christmas socks and it was clear that you had tried to stay up for him and greet him when he got home, but sleep had overtaken you. Trevor smiled fondly and toed his dress shoes off, slowly stripping down as to not make too much noise.

The two of you hadn’t done anything yet, having started dating about two months prior. It was refreshing, to be honest. Trevor enjoyed coming home to you, when you stayed over, and not feeling pressured to do anything. There were plenty of girls in his DMs, at his games, or, hell, even in public that were willing to hook up with him on a whim. You, however, were special and he wanted to wait for you. He wanted to go at your pace, put in the effort and get the rewards. Trevor wanted to make you happy, and if that meant waiting for you to be ready to take the next step with him, that was what he would do.

He’d never met anyone like you before, so vibrant and passionate and caring. Trevor suspected that that was why he was so willing to make this work– hey, a man has needs– because you saw through all of his “arrogance” and how “untouchable” he was. You saw him for what he is: a man who wants to give love and receive it in return.

He shimmied on some sweatpants and carefully lifted the covers on top of his bed so he could join you underneath them. Still asleep, you cuddled into his warmth and he pressed a kiss to your forehead. You let out a precious sigh, and Trevor’s heart swelled with a feeling that he wished he could bottle up and use like a drug the next time he was feeling down. 

He turned towards you, throwing an arm over your waist and sliding the other under his pillow. His eyes had long since adjusted to the dark and he could see the way your hair was splayed out around you, one section falling dangerously close to your mouth. Trevor brushed it out of the way and admired you– the curve of your nose, the slope of your lips, the small wrinkle between your eyebrows. 

You shifted in the bed, burying your face in Trevor’s chest and moving your leg so that it was hooking his. Trevor chuckled as quietly as he could, pushed his leg between yours, and pushed your leg down so your knee was hooked behind his instead of resting so high. He closed his eyes and pulled you tight, breathing in the smell of your shampoo, and beginning to drift off.

That is, until you made another sweet noise, one that sounded particularly similar to his name.

“Mm?” Trevor hummed softly, not wanting to speak too loud and shake you out of what he assumed was the in-between state of sleep and consciousness.. “Yeah, baby?”

You didn’t reply, which caused Trevor to frown and open his eye, looking to see if you were awake. You appeared to be sleeping still, your breath deep and consistent. Your chest was rising and falling in an easy rhythm and Trevor would be lying if he said he didn’t let his eyes linger for a moment longer than necessary. You were his girlfriend, after all. Even if he wouldn’t fuck you before you were ready, he wasn’t going to stop himself from acknowledging how much he’s looking forward to seeing you like that.

He closed his eyes again and shifted his leg up, pressing it into you inadvertently.

“Trev,” You moaned out, rolling your hips against his thigh. 

That he couldn’t ignore. His eyes snapped open and for a split second, he panicked. Here’s his girlfriend, his sweet, innocent, virgin girlfriend whose first time is so important to her, grinding against his leg and moaning his name in her sleep. He’s not sure whether he’s supposed to push you off and wake you up and ask if this is okay. He doesn’t know if that will just embarrass you and scare you away, you who blushed red to your roots when he asked if he could kiss you after your fourth date. You, his girlfriend who nearly shed a tear when she admitted she’d never had sex before and asked if he was going to leave you because you “couldn’t give him what he wanted,” were rubbing yourself against his thigh and clearly, so clearly, dreaming of him.

Once the panic wore off, Trevor was entranced by how beautiful you looked. Here, in the darkness of his bedroom, you were shining. Trevor watched, unblinking, as you continued to whimper and sigh and move against his quad. 

He honestly can’t wait to bring this up, you humping his thigh in your sleep because you need relief so bad. He won’t bring it up until you’ve been together for way longer and he’s fucked you at least once, wanting to save you the embarrassment, but fuck if it’s not the prettiest sight he’s seen in a while. The thought of this night is going to serve him well over the long roadies he has coming up. 

Trevor’s hand moved to rest on your waist, feeling the way your hips moved against his thigh.

“Oh, Trevor,” You sighed. “More.”

Trevor squeezed his eyes shut, wanting to grant your request more than anything, but knowing he can’t. This you’ll have to do yourself. He won’t take advantage of you like this, no matter how pretty you sound or how frustrated your expression is, struggling to find relief.

But– that doesn’t mean he can’t whisper some nasty things in your ear. He hoped, somehow, his words would translate into your dream and bring you to your peak.

“Wanna see you get yourself off, baby,” Trevor mumbled, struggling to keep his hands from wandering over your body. “You look so pretty, using my leg for your own pleasure.”

Your hips sped up when he started to speak, and your lips pout.

He continued. 

“Here I was thinking you were so innocent, but look at you. You’re dirty, baby. You need me so bad that you’ll hump my thigh and you’ll enjoy it.”

You whined, tilting your head back.

Trevor brought his lips to the tip of your nose, kissing it briefly before pulling away and thumbing over your cheek. “I can’t wait to make you come, baby. I’m going to make you hump my fingers just like this until you’re shaking. It’ll be even better than whatever you’re dreaming about, yeah?”

You tensed up, face scrunching in a way that made Trevor’s dick twitch in his pants. “Yeah,” You agreed in your sleep, slumping against Trevor with a heavy breath. You cuddled up into him, your lips less than a hair away from the nape of his neck, and Trevor has to very carefully unravel himself from your grasp to relieve himself in the bathroom.

note: look, guys, i'm a slut for thighs and a slut for a wet dream. if i were better at manifestation, i would've manifested a dream w trevor for myself already. additionally, i think i might have to make a timeline for this or put the oneshots on the masterlist chronologically? i don't know if that would help y'all at all. let me know. WELCOME BACK TO THE INEXPERIENCED READER SERIES!

[kinokoshoujoart]

CORRECT TAGS‼️‼️‼️‼️ @rn0na-lizard you are so so so correct….. my favorite ‘Normal Girl’ in hmds…….i almost never see anyone talk about these aspects of her let alone also love her for them as they should.

i feel like Leona/ DS lumina gets mischaracterized super often which is understandable bc out of all the DS candidates leona is the least like her ancestor (who i also love, for different reasons).

in AWL lumina was the only kid in the valley for a very long time, but many of the DS residents have lived in the valley their whole lives. while lumina had accepted her role as a proper young heiress by chapter 3 of AWL— and when DS begins Leona already at this point of her life— lumina still had a lingering sense of uncertainty and angst and loneliness and doubt, and unresolved worries about her parents. absolutely none of this is present with leona

in this world leona starts with Lumina’s 22 year old appearance, she’s just rich as hell and living her best life (as she deserves), she’s unabashedly shallow, puts herself first always, speaks so politely and affably yet she can be so casually cruel in the most genuine cute way and out of touch with reality and and i fucking love her and i’d die for her. my beloved girlboss girlkeep girlypop

more iconic Leona Moments

when muu/muffy asks for beauty advice leona’s recommendation is “this brand of mail order beauty cream is simply divine! and it was quite inexpensive too, just 100,000 G 🥰” everyone else looks uncomfortable and muu is like “you’re as frivolous as always….”

aside from the 3 who take literally half your money (Witch💖, moi, and thomas) leona and panama (romana) take the most money from you if they carry you home when you faint. just a couple of girl bosses holding on to their girlpire (btw shout out to sebastian, the only resident in the entire valley who carries you home for free)

neither panama nor leona attend the harvest festival, they send sebastian there by himself to test the food first lmao (if you poison it like the witch they’re harboring on their property requires you to do, sebastian is just like “i can’t serve this to Mistress Panama…”)

once again sebastian attacks mukumuku for her sake, this time not to make her a paintbrush but she told him to get her the best slippers and this was apparently the easiest way. sebastian gets fucking mauled btw

leona has hands down the best romance route in hmds. all her scenes are incredible but god the slow burn friends to lovers with your DVD player….

in her purple heart event she shows up at your house because she heard you have a DVD player, asks you to show her how it works, and then just leaves after she’s done playing with it

in her yellow heart event she has sebastian fetch van so she can buy a DVD player for herself but van’s like “i’m so sorry ��. Pete… bought the last one….”

leona is so unable to stomach the idea of other people having things she doesn’t that she starts to cry and the only way to placate her is to tell her she can go to your house anytime she wants just so she can use your DVD player. that’s not a setup to a budding romance that’s her final heart event

it’s the most incredible romance arc in the world like girl you have infinite money you can just. buy a DVD player somewhere else?? “i want to watch DVDs at my house just like you!” leona you have three entire bedrooms

“rich girl love interest who has everything except love, win her heart by having genuine conversation with her”: done to death, tired, i don’t have time for that

“rich girl love interest who has everything except a fucking DVD player, win her heart by giving her expensive stuff and ‘relax tea’ and access to your DVD player”: audacious, intriguing, never been done before, innovative

if you deny her god-given right to access your DVD player she is like “Is that so……………Just let me be alone for a little bit.” incredible tragedy i understand. take as much time as you need to grieve darling

oh but her first heart event asks you to pick a side in an argument she’s having with panama and the correct answer is to say “sebastian is the one who’s wrong” (sebastian has said nothing wrong this whole time and yet both of them have just been yelling at him to shut up)

and her blue heart event is “help me find this heirloom necklace… boohoo…” and when you find it she’s like “perfect! now grandma won’t get mad at me. hmm, you seem pretty dependable…♡” augh she’s way too good at this…….!!! i’ll do anything for you!

when you propose she says “of course, i always dreamed of having a romance and a wedding♡” and says nothing abt how she feels about you <3

also if you marry her, once a week she goes to hang out at her ex love interest’s place for 6 hours straight and comes home saying “whew… i had so much fun that i must have lost track of time… i’ll hurry on home”

if you marry another girl she starts flirting with you like “I’m so envious of your wife, having such a fine husband… Pete.” (or whatever your name is)

i’ve become obsessed with her and romeo’s horrible trainwreck soap opera marriage since replaying cute in jp… it’s SO… i have so much to say about them that it should be its own post but i’ll just give the cliffnotes

shotgun wedding vibes. romeo is surprised by his own wedding. they’re childhood friends but he himself has never considered marrying her. her words to him at their wedding are “Make me happy♡” (command)

she understandably can’t stand his terrible table manners or his clothes or anything about him (except that she wants to watch him surf and have his child. but he instead walks in circles all day. coward) and he’s both really good at accidentally stepping on landmines and just ever so slightly majorly terrified of her after marriage (“but surely her angry outbursts are just her way of showing love hahahahaha” you’re going to die. she’s going to kill you). the only positive things they say about their marriage are extremely shallow. they can’t communicate with each other because romeo always says the Dumbest Shit obliviously and leona always responds by cutting him out of her life forever!!!!!! (for 5 seconds) while he has no idea what happened

they are both so melodramatic and they both just do nothing except make each other worse and run away from each other and push each other away but they can’t escape each other. neither of them ever has to grow or change if they marry each other because an elderly overworked man is sustaining both of their existences and neither of them can take care of themselves and i love them your honor

also romeo’s first crush as a kid was apparently her mom, and if leona falls for YOU she flirts by mentioning that sebastian says you look like the spitting image of her dead father. dear fucking god

they’re the epitome of “You're both just enabling each other's mental illnesses. You're both perfect for each other. Never change. Just never involve anybody else in what you've got going on.”

romeo really does feel like her stupid lackey. like the karen to her regina. they even had this dynamic in the games they played as kids… she was the Harvest Goddess and he was Servant A/Minion A (they might still be playing this game as adults…he calls her lady/mistress sometimes after marriage…)

btw leona’s best friend (wife) marivia is also just as… there’s an event where they just gossip about all the mineral town ppl and marivia says ann would win a gluttony contest and they both giggle

there’s also an event where marivia casually walks into Witch’s hut and just interviews her so she can write her into a novel. witch is left completely drained by this exchange. leona and marivia both are so chill about the horrible cruel villainess living in leona’s shed who wants the town poisoned and rewards you for killing animals and hurting yourself and is putting curses on everyone (and they’re right. she’s never done anything wrong in her life)

[ovaryacted]

Capcom are lowkey (highkey) cowards for a multitude of reasons, but two in particular irk me.

One, I don’t know why they won’t give Leon longer hair and more scars. I know allegedly they were going to give him longer hair for RE6 I think, long to the point where he would be able to tie it behind his head but they still kept his same haircut. Now don’t get me wrong, I love his Karen bang, but I WANT HIM TO BE MORE SHAGGY! LET HIS HAIR GROW OUT!! And obviously, I don’t believe in the idea that Leon doesn’t have scars on his body, he absolutely does like there’s no fucking way. Besides the one on his shoulder he got from Raccoon City and the knife scar he got from fighting Krauser in RE4 (original was on the cheek, then redone on his leg allegedly in the remake), he has to have more. I want to see it, I want to see his body covered in them. I understand they’re hellbent on maintaining this “pretty boy” aesthetic when it comes to Leon specifically because he’s like the baby girl of the franchise, but that man’s been through hell I want to be able to see it in his appearance (we have been able to see it, I’m just greedy and want to see more). If they bring him back for future games, and they better, I hope he has long hair or something, I miss my baby.

And two, I hate how they depict the women in the franchise because they just refuse to age them meanwhile they’re making these dilfs (Chris and Leon) into sexy peepaws (not complaining). Claire should definitely look older now and she does in the CGI adaptations, but not enough for my liking. Same thing with Ada, girlypop is hitting 40, LET HER AGE! (I also miss Ada like where did mama go?) Now for Jill in particular, I know her being infected with a virus in RE5 messed with her aging and that’s their reasoning excuse to make her seem younger, but I want to see Jill be more buff? She’s so fucking badass, and that’s not saying she isn’t hot or feminine she absolutely is (I want her bad). But I don’t think a character like her wouldn’t not have muscles. Like she’d pack a killer punch, I want to see her biceps ripple as she moves. I love strong female characters that also look strong, like Korra from TLOK and Mikasa from AOT.

Idk, just my thoughts fr. Capcom, I’m on to you. I’m actually knocking at your door rn to speak with you personally. Let me in, I just want to talk.

[dawnbreaker-mylove]

I love that one TikTok/ig reel where she says "celebrating a 2d man's birthday like he's real" (I forgot the username). Bestie, girlypop, babygirl. Did you see what China did? They put on a fucking light show for our man. And a million other girls are celebrating his bday just like you. You're not alone in this, love 😘

[lemon-muncher]

Denji with fem reader who pegs him,,, 🫣🫣🫣❤️ perhaps a bit of femenization even,,,let the boy feel pretty

Denji about to enter his girlypop era 😚

Denji's so pretty 😍

"Awww~ Denji, you're so cute! I need to dress you up more often!" You cooed to your blonde boyfriend. You dressed him up in a pink frilly dress, white knee high socks with the addition of makeup that brought out his eyes and lips. The boy squirmed under you as his wrists were bound by your hands. Mascara and eyeliner was smeared across his red face, pink lip gloss was smudged past the corners of his mouth.

"MO- Ah~ Mommy!" Denji squealed as you raised your hips and continued to thrust into him at a brutal pace. His legs were over your shoulders, hanging lazily as you abused his body. "Now now, Denji~ Tell Mommy what you want and I'll consider giving it to you." You couldn't help but giggle as brown eyes rolled towards the back of his head. "I- I want Mommy to keep fucking me! PleAse! Keep g-going~"

Humming to his request, you let go of his wrists. In a quick motion, you grabbed his legs off your shoulders and pushed them towards his frail body. " 'ts too deep! MoMmy ~ Too DeEp~" You readjusted your hips again, thrusting deeper into his throbbed hole. "Does my pretty girl want Mommy to keep going?~" You watched as your girly boyfriend attempts to nod his head at your question. The dress he was wearing was raised to his chest, revealing his abdomen covered in pre-cum.

"Mommy's gonna get you pregnant, Denji. Wanna see you full like this all the time~" You rambled through labored breaths as you put a hand on the small bulge that appeared on his stomach. Denji threw his head further back into the pillows. His grasps on you, tightened as his eyes slightly crossed and his tongue lolled out between his sharp teeth. Incoherent babbling escaped his mouth as he bucked his hips into yours, hoping for more stimulation. "My my~ I guess my pretty girl likes it deep! You're so dirty, Denji~ 'ts so cute!" You squealed as you continued to rock your hips against his.

"Do you think you can cum for Mommy?" As you asked a completely fucked out Denji, his girlish squeals and trembling legs filled your senses. "Be a good girl and cum, Princess~" Before he could completely comprehend your words his body violently convulsed under you. His grasp of you tightened and hid eyes crossed and rolled to the back of his head. His tongue was caught by his teeth, resulting in a pill of drool pooling in his mouth, eventually dripping out onto his cheek.

You looked down to notice his cock still hard as an unsteady stream of transparent fluid left his tip. "You can even squirt like a girl! You're just full of surprises, Denji~" Your remark went unnoticed by your loving boyfriend. His body still jerked as your hips never stopped moving at its rapid pace.

"Wanna see what else you can do, Princess~"

I had a lot of fun with this one! Despite being afab I have a hard time writing from that perspective so I apologize for the wait. Anyways, if you have any other requests, let me know!

[huellitaa]

bee's record player, april edition 🎀𓂃 ࣪˖

──★ ˙ ̟🎀 INTRO

welcome back to the second issue of bee's record player, a monthly annual look into bee's music world and the latest from hers and your faves! enjoy! ♡

──★ ˙ ̟🎀 NEW ARRIVALS

minisode 3: tomorrow, tomorrow x together

♡ released april 1st, 2024

♡ extended play / EP

♡ best songs: deja vu, quarter life

♡ running time: 17 minutes 2 seconds

midas touch, kiss of life

♡ released april 3rd, 2024

♡ single

♡ running time: 6 minutes 15 seconds

found heaven, conan gray

♡ released april 5th, 2024

♡ full album / LP

♡ best songs: found heaven, alley rose, bourgeoiseses, never ending song, winner

♡ running time: 36 minutes 47 seconds

espresso, sabrina carpenter

♡ released april 12th, 2024

♡ single

♡ running time: 2 minutes 55 seconds

dark vacay, cigarettes after sex

♡ released april 16th, 2024

♡ single

♡ running time: 3 minutes 33 seconds

the tortured poets department: the anthology, taylor swift

♡ released april 19th, 2024

♡ full album / LP

♡ best songs: fortnight, loml, fresh out the slammer, but daddy i love him, florida!!!

♡ running time: 2 hours 2 minutes

yuq1, yuqi

♡ released april 23rd, 2024

♡ extended play / EP

♡ best songs: freak, drink it up, red rover

♡ running time: 19 minutes 19 seconds

bubble gum, newjeans

♡ released april 26th, 2024

♡ single

♡ running time: 3 minutes 41 seconds

bewitched: the goddess edition, laufey

♡ released april 26th, 2024

♡ full album / LP

♡ best songs: goddess, promise, dreamer, must be love, trouble, from the start

♡ running time: 1 hour 1 minute

──★ ˙ ̟🎀 BEE'S TRACKS: TOP 10

♡ 10. quarter life, tomorrow x together

THIS SONG IS EVERYTHING TO ME YOU DONT GET IT. YOU ACTUALLY DONT UNDWRSTAND YOUNWILL NEVER UNDERSTAND MY INTENSE OVERWHELMING INDESCRIBABLE LOVE FOR THIS SONG. I LOVE IT SO MUCH

♡ 9. read your mind, sabrina carpenter

I CANT READ UR MIND🗣🗣shes so real for this whole song and its sUCH a vibe who allowed her to make this song and just give it to us. like. For Free. what the fuck. perfect

♡ 8. bring it on, fromis_9

this song is so girlypop ive been so obsessed???? fromis 9 are so underrated i swear like unlock my world has to be one of my favourite albums of all time ever. in love!

♡ 7. i'll see you there tomorrow, tomorrow x together

@bananacatmeow THERE'LL BE NO MORE SORROW I'LL SEE U THERE TMOROW 🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥 self explanatory i fucking love this song so much actually

♡ 6. bad for business, sabrina carpenter

THIS IS MY FAVOURITE SONG AT THE MOMENT <3 its a little more recent thats why its only on number 6 but it reminds me of my princess and i just love it in general so this song is the loml. ONE OF MY FAV SABRINA SONGS EVERR I LOVE ITTTT <3

♡ 5. smart, le sserafim

yes this is on my top 10 again.... this song goes so hard im sorry idk what to tell u 😕

♡ 4. bad news, kiss of life

okay i wasnt actually expecting this to be on here but bad news has to be the best kiof song like ever honestly beats everything. the high notes give me life and this whole album is my chaotic girl anthem honestly

♡ 3. the killa, tomorrow x together

self explanatory. the tinnitus effect goes so hard on this song i cant explain i want to inject it into my blood genuinely the most ass shaking song released this year or like ever for that matter go txt slut era!!!

♡ 2. espresso, sabrina carpenter

my give a fucks are on vacationnnn 🎀 I FUCKING LOVE THIS SOBG OH MY GOSHHHHHH IVE BEEN SO OBSESSED ALL MONTH. SABRINA I LOVE U SO BAD THIS SONG IS MY EVERYTHING. AJJAJSJAJSJSSJJSJSDJNSNSNSNAJDJ

♡ 1. deja vu, tomorrow x together

no words. music video made me sob my heart out and this song touched me so deeply i cant even begin to explain. txt ilysm

──★ ˙ ̟🎀 ALBUMS

♡ 1. emails i can't send, sabrina carpenter

we were all expecting this be honest 😭 i have quite literally NOT SHUT UP about this album the WHOLE MONTH and ive been so obsessed w sabrina its actually insane like this was so obvious actually 😭💓

♡ 2. minisode 3: tomorrow, tomorrow x together

once again self explanatory i had had such a bad breakdown like a few days before this came out and the deja vu mv made me cry so bad because of the sheer fact it resonated with me so much 😭 i love them so much and they did amazing AS ALWAYS txt never misses 💓💓💓

♡ 3. the tortured poets department, taylor swift

the way i actually really didnt like this album at first??? its grown on me so much though the lyric writing is IMMACULATE and i feel its more focused on lyrics and writing more than production this time unlike midnights, which was probably why it didnt instantly click with me straight away. comfort album

♡ 4. fake it flowers, beabadoobee

IM SO EXCITED FOR BEA3 YOU DONT UNDERSTAND. fake it flowers is like the loml i love fake it flowers more than i love my life fake it flowers is love fake it flowers is life everybody worship fake it flowers now

♡ 5. back to black, amy winehouse

I LOVE AMY WINEHOUSE SO MUCH RAHHH THE MOVIE AB HER CAME OUT THIS MONTH AND IVE BEEN RELISTENING TO BACK TO BLACK AND IM SO OBSESSED 😭😭😭💕💕💕

──★ ˙ ̟🎀 ARTISTS

♡ TOMORROW X TOGETHER (woahh im so shocked ahahah i didnt expect this at all)

♡ SABRINA CARPENTER (woahhhh im so surprised ahahahaha)

♡ TAYLOR SWIFT (ttpd my love)

♡ BEABADOOBEE (YOSHIMI FOREST MAGDALENE 🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥‼️‼️📢📢📢)

♡ TWICE (obviously.)

──★ ˙ ̟🎀 SPECIAL MENTIONS

♡ coachella this month!!! le sserafim girls i love you so bad but this performance was NOT IT 😭 sabrina u were amazing though bb ily carried the whole show

♡ AND I DONT EVEN CARE IF IT MAKES ME SOUND INSANE I RAN MY FINGERS THROUFH YOUR HAIR AND I THANKED GOD TO TOUCH THE FLAME CUZ I SWORE NECKS WERE.MADE FOR BRUISING I SWORE LIPS WERE MADE FOR LIES AND I THOUGHT IF YOUD EVER LEAVE ME THAT ID BE THE REASON WHY

♡ im the biggest alley rose stan FIGHT ME.

──★ ˙ ̟🎀 EDITOR'S NOTE

thank you so much for reading this month's edition of bee's record player! i have so much fun writing these and rambling about my silly music and i hope you enjoy them too 💕 if there's anybody or anything you'd like me to mention, edit, or keep up with in these, then always feel free to tell me, im always open to new suggestions!

lots of love, and until next month! ♡

[ravenousgoblin]

Dungeons and daddies characters that I think wouldn’t care if I called them “girl”.

KEEP IN MIND THAT AT THE TIME OF POSTING THIS I HAVE NOT FINISHED S2 SO I MAY INCLUDE SOME STUFF THAT IS MAYBE CANONIZED LATER OR EVEN DISPROVED LATER IN THE SEASON. OTHER THINGS ARE ALSO JUST HEADCANONS SO FUCK OFF.

1. Glenn Close. You can’t tell me that as a bff or significant other of Glenn, if you ran up to him to spill the tea and were like “GIRL” or even “bitch guess what” he wouldn’t immediately get excited and be like “omg girl whaaaaat”

2. Henry Oak. We all known Henry tries his best to embrace all and all his hippie shit, however I believe this is because of a few things. Henry isn’t afraid to be in touch with that femininity, henry has canonically had at least 1 bf and has slept with at least 1 other male alongside his wife, you can’t tell me Barry Oak and probably quite a few other Oakvalians aren’t homophobic and transphobic and that they wouldn’t refer to him as terms trying to be derogatory but Henry takes them in stride and says fuck you.

3. Nicky. Whether we’re assessing Nicky pre or post Jodie, I don’t think it matters. I am a firm believer in transmasc Nicky and I think while he is a cutie lil trans boy I find it hard to believe he wouldn’t love the idea of being included when you are spillin the tea or being a silly and call him ‘girl’.

4. Scam Likely. Girl, Scam be scammin and Scam, while usually referred to as male, is a cousin of the library, a horrific eldrich being. Scam is Heckin shapeshifter brother. I think, like Nicky, he would just enjoy being included. Me and Scam be sippin tea every Wednesday at lunch and he calls me “bitch” “whore” and “babe”. I call him, or them rather, “babygirl”, “girl”, slut”, and “bestie”. They also love when you tell them they’re serving cunt

5. Taylor Swift. Now, I hate this. Taylor I believe would love it, HOWEVER, I take 1d20 psychic damage minimum when Taylor opens his mouth, so I wouldn’t hang out with him, let alone call him ‘girl’

6. Normal Swallows-Oak-Garcia. Now, with this, I think that it only lasts a little bit. I think that while Normal is trying to find who is he without Teeny the Teen, he questions a lot about himself, sexuality and gender identity at the very least(see: obsession with Hermie). With this I think he would absolutely try out some different pronouns and such, even tossing the idea of she/her or she/they etc around. Overall I think he sticks to he/him, but he definitely tried it and asked to be referred to as such while he was going through this period of finding himself and is OVERJOYED when you comply and treat him like the girlypop he is for as long as he is comfortable with before reverting.

Some honorable mentions are: Paeden, Yeet Bigly, and Mark Likely. However, they were not included for specific reasons.

Paeden was taken into consideration, however, two factors disqualified him. 1. He has the soul of Frank Wilson and I don’t think any of the omega daddies would let you get away with calling them “girl” and 2. Paeden is very proud of who he is, both as Paedon and Frank and would prefer you refer to him as what he sees, which is fair.

Yeet Bigly was taken into consideration, however, I believe Yeet would only allow his sister, Killa Demall to do it. They are very close and I think they gossip all day long and have a great time, but I think only Killa could get away with it. It’s special sister privilege.

And Mark Likely was taken into consideration, mainly because of the relation to Scam and The Library, eldrich beings and such. However, not all eldrich beings are girlies(see: dood) and I believe Mark Likely having taken on the form of my bf Dennis Anderson and also staying as identifying as he/him(as far as memory serves) as Mark Likely, I don’t find it likely that Mark would be a girly. That is not to say that he would be mad, just that he would ask you not to.

[fangirlblogger]

Fangirl Analysis Three: Bill Skarsgard's double chin.

Okay girlies, this one is close to my heart. In fact, it burns my heart and starts this fire that never dies out. Bill Skarsgard's Double Chin is a character of its own. It deserves the world's standing ovation for eternity. Yes, some might say his eyes are the main character but for me personally (and to the girlies who also find double chins gob-smackingly sexy), his double chin when he smiles is a whole dinner table I want to devour eternally. Let's dissect these sets of images that vividly displays the previous information provided.

Image 1 Analysis

Firstly, look at how gorgeous and adorable he looks with that cute smile on his face. I simply can not BREATHE, but I will try my best to because I have to make my point. Secondly, this image has so many gems to analyze, and girl, I have my panties off, legs spread open and I'm ready to play.

To clarify things, I'm not a Bill Skarsgard obsessed fan girl (not that I have anything against anyone who does - I love that!), I recently just hopped on the train after watching Hemlock Grove (mind you I'm aware of his existence - Pennywise duh - I just never paid any attention to him because I had some other celebrity white men with brunette hair and blue eyes in my pants [I will get more into that this semester]), so I wouldn't know much about him as someone who has love him since day 1. To add on, I instantly fell in-love with him after the blood scene (I've mentioned this in the previous post but I'll say it again:

Roman Godfrey had my pussy by the clit the moment he sexually devoured that blood.

Back to the analysis. I do not know where this image of Bill was taken or when, but I'm pretty sure this was taken during a press conference of the John Wick 4 movie. Girl, his whole demeanor had my pussy throbbing and craving his slickness. After the movie, I felt like I was pregnant with his baby. His whole appearance was a breeding session for me, and I dropped from heaven when the movie ended.

Case study question: Why is this image devour worthy?

Firstly, it's Bill Skarsgard. He is devour worthy. Secondly, his smile isn't too wide to hide away his double chin. You can see that he has more meat to his cheeks which makes the smile more heavenly. I must say, having a kid does make him more daddyfied not that he wasn't before but all that daddy weight just makes me want him to daddy me.

Moving on, his eyes are literal definition of perfection. If he smiles and looks at me like that, the eggs in my ovaries would automatically be fertilized, conceived and I'd be ready to birth his kid in a few seconds after all that interaction.

Finally, I love this picture because it makes him human. You can see his perfectness and you can also see his flaws. Others might consider the hairstyle unattractive, I find that attractive. It makes him more human, imperfect and real.

Image 2 Analysis

Okay girlypops, I'm just going to come out and say it. I don't care how many people are sitting with him at whatever event this is, if I was there, I would literally get on my knees and start giving this man the gluck gluck three thousand. While doing that, I'd command him to just sit like that with his arms crossed, with that smile and look on his face, til I make him come with my mouth. I need to worship this man. My desires for him are cannibalistic and religious at this point. And, this image right here heightens those desires and urges for me.

Case study question: Why is this the sluttiest image of Bill?

As a girly that finds men rolling their sleeves to their forearms slutty, I also find men in turtle-necks, sweaters and textured long coats slutty and horny as hell. If this image of Bill was a dildo, I would fuck myself with it till Satan repents. The way he leans back on his chair, with his arms crossed below his chest that is not too firm to have his clothes looking too tight but enough to see that he is comfortable. This sight is such a fine art. Forget about looking at Renaissance paintings, this is all the renaissance you need to have your pussy coming over and over again.

Finally to the best part: His double chin. His jaw is so perfect that when leans back and smile, his double chin becomes too perfect. Just the perfect amount of mound for a Bill Skarsgard fangirl to devour eternally. The double chin is a god in this image. Everything else comes second. The double chin also enhances his emotions, therefore making his smile more bubbly, cheerful and innocent. It's inviting and it speaks to the viewers or whoever he is interacting with that he is comfortable with the conversation and the environment he is in.

Image 3 Analysis

Girlies, this image here is a real one. I adore this image. It shows how authentic, flawed and real Bill is. It shows him in the act - that is him interacting with people as he always does. His hair, eyes, nail, neck, double chin, teeth, nose, cheeks and forehead looks so organic. I love that. In a world that has a lot of people playing around with their looks to look so perfect, this image here is a breath of fresh air.

Case study question: How perfect can this image be?

This image is already perfect because everything in this image is not perfect. Yes, I meant NOT PERFECT. Once again, images like this make me desire him more. His humanness makes him more devouring and attractive (this sounds so cannibalistic but if you get the metaphor, you understand). The most vital part of his face that is so slutty is his double chin. My pussy is getting sluttier just looking that double chin (if only I can sit on it).

A special gem that I have identified from this image that makes my heart and pussy throb at the same time is the smile wrinkles at the side of his eyes. If I was given the chance to build a house and live on those wrinkles, I would definitely take that chance. I honestly think they enhance his beauty and his smile and make him more divine and desirable.

Conclusively, I am a whore and slut for Bill Skarsgard's double chin. I am also a whore for men with double chins like Bill (not Bill being an influence lol). I also go slutty for his cheeks when he smiles. His smile make my panties soak and the wrinkle at the side of his eyes make me want to go sexually feral for that man.

The point here is that women find the non-sexual things about men sexual. Sometimes it's the least attractive thing on a man that makes a woman go feral for him. Other times, it's the small movements that the man does that make the woman wet for him. Ageism and a bit of body changes such as weight gain can enhance those physical features of the man and make him 20 or 30 times attractive. That is why some of us girlies have daddy issues. It's not our fault the man we like are older, authentic and more enhanced.

[trashogram]

I’m sorry y’all but I will never be a yaoi fangirl. I’ll never be a BL girlypop ok, it never interested me. That doesn’t mean I’ve never had m/m ships or never liked seeing two guys fall in love or make out/fuck, it just means I don’t favor those ships ok 😭 I’m a cis woman that likes guys and girls 😭

If you wanna walk out that door and out of my life forever bc I’ve disappointed you, it’s okay 🥺 I won’t hold it against you. But I gotta be me!!!!

[msmoon-and-the-cyberdemon]

Jack Playlist!!

Playlist explanation under cut! :] :] :]

Lovers Rock by TV Girl - [Jack x JOAT song lol] Jack’s main love song. He’s crushing again but he always gets afraid at this part. He wants to be with him but he’s afraid to let another person into his life only for him to lose them later on. But still, he can’t stop himself from falling. It’ll only be a matter of time.

Heart of Glass by Blondie - One of his girlypop songs. They would also be used as an example of what his music taunt would be; him singing while playing a tambourine.

Hey Lover by The Daughters of Eve - Another girlypop/love song. I imagine he’d get into female rock bands.

The Red Means I Love You by Madds Buckley - Just Jackie being a silly vampire. Most likely directed towards Andrew, his vampire hunter boyfriend. His Castle arc is the one where he finds himself embracing his vampiric side the most.

Supersonics by Caravan Palace - Vibing song. Mostly just imagine the Jack Class running around and causing trouble. Just them vibing and committing atrocities.

Absence by Rio Romeo - Directed to TFC Heavy. He wrote him a personal letter to him before he left the Classic Team. They were an on and off thing, but that didn’t mean that they didn’t have fun together.

Taking what’s not yours by TV Girl- THE Jack song. He often takes memorabilia with him whenever he leaves a certain point of his life behind. He has items from lovers, writings and such times in his life that feel important etc. He also lives with survivor's guilt so that’s why this song is perfect for him with its sort of melancholic tone (?)

Cynical One by TV Girl - Lots of themes about love and heartbreak. Mostly used this song for the mood of the night. He sneaks out often to be by himself and contemplates the nature of his life, along with all the regrets from losing each person he cared about. And the fears of the future when new people come into his life. He’s very scared of the future.

Pretty Boy by TV Girl - A song from the perspective of Andrew to Jack. Their relationship is casual because of their contrasting views, but he can’t help but sympathize with the supposed monster. He’s so much more human than anyone else and only Andrew will ever see that.

Fuck it by Rio Romeo - A look into his dismissive and pessimistic outlook whenever he gets sad and such. Very sarcastic as well, which fits him well.

It’s always so much fun making character playlists! I’ll make Maya’s soon…

[hp-hcs]

rebel girl — mlm! draco malfoy & wlw/nblw! reader

prompt #8 of the slytherin boys x reader thingy i made

8) Draco Malfoy + humor + Rebel Girl — Bikini Kill

i’m so sorry for whatever this is

unspecified pronouns, but written for wlw or nblw (or he/him lesbians <3)

❕platonic relationship❕

written in the same style as the mattheo one, cause y’all fuckin loved that (aka basically just crack with some vague semblance of a plot and a gratuitous amount of completely unnecessary emojis)

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Based on these lyrics from Bikini Kill’s Rebel Girl:

‘That girl thinks she's the queen of the neighborhood/ I got news for you, she is!/ They say that she's a dyke, but I know/ She is my best friend, yeah’

~~~

“honestly, it’s kind of pathetic that l/n and malfoy still think that no one knows they’re together”

^^ you overhear in one of your classes, being whispered under someone’s breath and followed by tittering laughter

you just kinda turn to look at draco with a ‘these bitches dumb as fuck’ look on your face

he’s already giving you the same look

“should we tell them?” you ask

“nah, let’s see if we can keep it up til the end of the year” 😌

shore malfoy, that’s a choice ig 🤨

anywhore, you guys decide to fuck with everyone

((excluding your friends who aren’t stupid))

and you go to the yule ball together

everyone’s just like “OMG HEADLINES CALL UP RITA SKEETER”

all of the adults chaperoning are like 🤨🤨🤨

half of your classmates are like “(🏳️‍🌈?)”

y'all dance together the whole night, literally unable to take yourselves seriously

then draco’s like “let’s kiss just to fuck with everyone”

brilliant plan, sir

anyways y’all do that, ig

mwah mwah 😘

your friends are like 🧍‍♀️“babe.”🧍‍♂️

welp guys stop asking you out after that cause they think you’re taken 🫡

…a win is a win 🤷

making out in the name of wlw/mlm solidarity, ig

y’all play the long con

you change your ringtone to girls by girl in red and sTILL NOBODY NOTICES

on the last day before winter break, you guys take the opportunity to have a huge dramatic ‘break up’ so you can be the center of all the juicy goss over the break 😌✨

you guys think it’s funny for like a week into the break, and then immediately forget about it

when you come back at the beginning of the semester, neither of you fuckin remember 🫥

you get a girlfriend (slay girlypop ✨)

draco gets a boyfriend (cough cough harry cough cough)

everybody’s like ��

anywhore, that’s the story of how you and draco both came out as gay 🏳️‍🌈

[skullvins]

Inspired by a friend we're doing coroika queer hcs under the cut

Goggles: he/him aro queer guy. Probably like quoiro he's a bit in love with everyone

Specs: he/him transmasc bi ace

Headphones: she/her, it/its if she's feeling funky. transfem pansexual

Bobble: genderfluid, mix of all sorts of pronouns, changes most days. Wears a bracelet with different colour beads depending on the pronouns of the day just to make it easier for friends

Rider: transmasc aroflux gay guy he wears a million layers at all times

Army: he/him transmasc bi lesbian, gender fuckery makes it hard to define his attraction as strictly gay or straight

Aloha: he/they transmasc enby, bisexual, acespec, scores major bitches (he wishes)

Mask: they/he enby, likes men but hasn't got time for that shit, acespec

Skull: he/she bigender aro queer, also polyam, kills it however he dresses tbh

Avi: shoutouts to Avi. he/him aromid queer

Gloves: he is so transgender and so homosexual, he/him

Emperor: he/him trans guy, bisexual

Prince: he/him trans guy bisexual BUT he's aro as fuck teehee

Npacer: cis woman, any pronouns. Fucks with gender and what terms she likes. Bisexual

Eging Jr: transmasc bisexual, a he/it

Laceless: queer, defo likes men. Little cis boy

Vintage: he/him, likes xe/xem over text sometimes if he's close with you. non sam aro transmasc queer. qpp moment with skull

Omega: she/they, weird girl who's not so girl these days. doesn't label her sexuality but would probably say bi just to shut you up if you ask

Double: I think it's funny if he's cis, bi tho

Red sole: aroace arogender girlypop, she/her

Fierce: he/they, a homosexual

Justice: he/they/it/she/some neos, robogender lil man tbh. non sam aro

Jet: the woman ever. she/it, aro, qpr with justice

Hive: transmasc, I see this man using a shit load of pronouns too. Chronic men liker, arospec

S3 era

Braids: bisexual she/her transfem

Sunsun: he/him, gay as shit

Horn: she/they lesbian

Shady: he/she bigender, every eliter is bigender. woman liker. he's a guy who's a lesbian for men does this make sense

8 bit: she/it/he transmasc enby. Gender is unexplainable. arospec. in some kinda qpp vibes thing with shady

Ocho: the gayest little man you've ever seen

Wire: he/him aro trans guy

Barreleye: he/him transmasc bisexual also I'm a barrelbraids enjoyer tbh

Shellmet: wow queen, you're so aro, she/her

Smallfry: a fish

[nasty-osc-confessions]

HC Anon here! Man I'm on a roll today, two confessions in one day it's sickening /pos (What’s funny is that my full name would be Headcanon Anon so it’s just Headcanonanon HAHAHA) Anyways someone requested Trophy? YOU’RE GETTING IT GIRLYPOP! **GRABS TROPHY BY HIS WAIST** - He is very boastful talking about how he tops and gets bitches (You sure about that trophy? You sure it isn’t cock that you wanted?🤨). Only for his personality to go 180 if he ends up being submissive in bed - Idk why but he is surprisingly packing, everyone thought he has a small dick cuz the rest of that size went to his man tits instead and it’s funny. - Trophy denies that he has a humiliation kink, especially if he is surrounded with multiple men, you know I kept seeing him being shipped with Tissues and Cheesy. What if those two spit roast him and overflow him with cum? :3 - He is always the one getting fucked in swinger parties/ orgys whenever OJ hosts one for all men at the hotel. He will go on hours and hours handling dick until he is mind fucked and beg for one more round until he is used up (DON’T WORRY OJ AND TEST TUBE ALWAYS HOLDS A MEDICAL CHECKUP BEFORE HOSTING THOSE PARTIES TO MAKE SURE NOBODY HAS STDS LOL) - If rewarded for being a good boy or for edging, he CAN top partner! But that’s gonna feed his ego for weeks so please humble him after he regained his stamina 😭 - He is also a jack of all trades like baseball except he is a bottom so he loves the extreme bdsm stuff and the vanilla stuff (the vanilla gets him very flustered and would always look away, unless you hold him by his chin and tell him to look at you in a certain tone, he will obey) - I swear he tries to act or pass as a cishet man but if you try to shove a popsicle in his mouth he has a personality change, he is a denier until you drag him to bed, then you see his true colors. - He is definitely the type to take photos during sex and keep it to himself for jerkoff material (I swear another anon mentioned that idea a few posts ago and I agree). He lied that it’s for art related reasons and starts rambling on how sex is a work of art (which is technically true) and won’t stop yapping to justify why he likes taking photos during sex HAHAHAHA He is mostly driven by lust when it comes to these sessions, but if someone fucks him out of love he is in denial at first until you commit to actually court him and take him to dates without sexual motive. He is secretly a baby girl tbh but he does promise to do something in return by giving gifts and give you an album where you and him are together so yeah (omg it ended up being romantic HAHAHAHAH that’s one way to end an nsfw headcanon) Who should I do next? I’m considering Lightbulb or Nickel <3 (Anyone can answer)

Always a pleasure, HC. My vote goes for Lightbulb