#fucking hell 💀
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what the fuck is going on why is my day suddenly cursed? last book i had to scan for work was 1004 pages, which. yeah annoying but i finished with 5 minutes to spare so whatever i'm done work week over! i get home. and step immediately into cat vomit. because somehow one of my cats has managed to vomit in 10 (!) neat little piles over the entire two meters of hallway in my apartment. fortunately i stepped into it with my shoes still on. unfortunately now i get to scrape cat vomit out of my soles. anyways. i start cleaning this all up, but my cats are obviously excited to see me so they try to get to me and i keep having to push them away because my hallway is very narrow and this is a fucking vomit obstacle course and it's just not fun for anyone involved (mostly me). as i'm doing this, cleaning up little piles of vomit while shoving cats away like i'm playing a tower defense game, a basket of shower supplies just falls to the ground in my bathroom? why? who the fuck knows. miniature earthquake? gravitational anomaly? bathroom's haunted? anyways, shampoo bottles and stuff all over the bathroom floor, creating obstacle course #2 as i carry my little tissue baggies of vomit to the toilet. while my cats obviously keep following me every step of the way. and then i realized i forgot to get groceries
#at this point i'm too done to go out again#groceries tomorrow whatever#all of that happened in the span of like 3 minutes!#felt like i was in an early 2000s prank show#fucking hell 💀#okay whatever i'm truly DONE for the day lmao#sorry for the block of text i. had to get that out
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Ohhh~ it’s gonna be one of those “I don’t wanna look in the mirror” kinda weeks, huh?
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if i had a coin for every time my friend set his dads hair on fire id have 3 coins.
which is damn well not a lot, but fucking hell why’s he set his dads hair on fire MULTIPLE TIMES?????
#fucking dumbass#cole stop it bro#please what did garrett do to you#i mean he fucked your dad but still they’re married#fucking hell 💀
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he's so crazy we can't take him anywhere 😭🤣
#how atlus felt making the black mask design by far the most visually disturbing horrific thing witnessed by human eyes#what the FUCK is he wearing. what is that fucking OIL SPILL#didnt even BOTHER looking up a reference bc it was so hideous i didnt want to see it again.#“a persona users outfit reflects their desires and the manifestation of their persona” IS LOKI SUPPOSED TO BE A FUCKING ZEBRA???????????????#I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE THEY DID HIM SO DIRTY#ONLY GOOD THING ABT HIS OUTFIT IS THE SEXY SERRATED SWORD THAT COMES WITH IT#anyway i genuinely dont give a fuck if this isnt the canon design i refuse to draw that one#there is no way this bitch was the one behind all the mental shutdowns he looks like he cant even hold a sword 😭😭 stupid femboy twink😭😭#anyway i digress i loved watching his sanity rapidly deteriorate as he got the deer in headlights stare when he looked at you#anyway akechi flopped with this one 0/10 don't come back like this again#imagine dying in this fit not even the flames of hell would burn hotter than my unadultered rage 💀💀#persona 5#persona 5 royal#p5#p5r#goro akechi#akechi goro#lotus draws
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Im only reblogging for Tuffnuts speech
I love the fact that Hiccup has a whole little speech that he periodically gives Astrid to remind her that the twins serve a purpose like what else does he have to constantly remind them of
The 'Snotlout is clearly going through something rn just let him be stupid' speech
The 'Stop telling Tuffnut you're gonna eat Chicken, I can only handle him sobbing in my hut for so long' speech
The 'Stop jumping out at Fishlegs at night' speech
The 'Don't interrupt Astrid while she's throwing axes bc I can't save you' speech
The 'No you CANNOT shove the dragon eye up your ass no matter HOW MUCH you want to see if the projection scome outof your mouth' speech (that one's mostly for Tuffnut)
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i love the DLC man
#elden ring#miquella the unalloyed#promised consort radahn#I’ve been thinking about how despite all the talk of age of compassion… Miquella’s first spell as a god is an offensive incantation#with a wide af damage radius 💀💀💀#meanwhile Marika who built her age upon violence… her spells are all healing and defense buffs#and her first spell as a God is a little tree that heals a wide area#she was still trying to heal her ppl to the bitter end AND gunning for revenge. there’s a kind of heartbreaking honesty to it#the cruel irony in the DLC story is crazy#really show how badly Miq had strayed from his original path after forsaking Trina#then that meme pops in my head ajshsjhsjhs#now i do think the vow is two-way btw Radahn just got cold feet near the end#the only thing i dont like about the DLC is i cant draw jokes without explaining I LOVE THESE CHARACTERS i think their actions are valid !!#like having to pull up a whole lore presentation slide for this#yes i think it's funny as hell that Miq did show Radahn why he should not fuck around and find out
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You and the League of Villains are at a wedding and the bride tosses the bouquet. Your competitive gamer boyfriend, Shigaraki, runs through the crowd of women and catches it, then looks around like “What do I win?!”
#Mr. Compress explains to him what that means#Shigaraki is like ‘😀 fuck’#Magne and Toga in the crowd salty as hell 💀#boku no hero academia#bnha#my hero academia#mha#league of villains#shigaraki#tomura#tomura shigaraki#shigaraki tomura#tenko shimura#tomura x reader#shigaraki x reader#bnha x reader#mha x reader
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it's called ruscan, not ruscannot 🌝 bonus:
( comms open )
#hetalia#aph canada#aph russia#hws canada#hws russia#canrus#ruscan#guest appearance from mr usa i guess 🙄#aph america#hws america#sol's art#the funniest canrus dynamic (imho) is when alfred and ivan just fucking hate each other and matt meets ivan for the first time separately#and he's like “damn my brother IS dumb as hell this guy is cool as fuck 💀”#and then they start dating ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ kuya alfred does NAWT approve he's soo so mad about it 😭#he's like “that's my BABY BROTHER you fucking creep 😡🤬” and matt is like. 25.#i'll stop yapping HSHFJJSF
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This is so unbelievably old and I am, unfortunately, never going to finish it 😞
It was made for Percys birthday post that happened like, idk last year? When nico got him the Tartarus club shirt
Anyways this is for the my percico fam 🥰🥰🥰
#cringe for cringe#percy jackson#pjo#percico#percy jackson and the olympians#nico di angelo#Percy looks fine but idk what the fuck happened with nico 💀#I tried but I could not fix him 💀#can you imagine your gf gets you a damn test exam but the gremlin boy gets you a personalised T-shirt of your time in hell#embarrassing#annabeth do better#smh
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He needs about 4 more jackets.
#lando norris#mclaren#formula 1#ln4#brazilian gp 2024#4and55.gif#Lando is cold#also him saying fucking hell and it being caught on the microphone 😂💀
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PART 2 OF IMAGES I BELIVE NEED NO EXPLANATION AS TO WHY I LOVE THEM
#okay im giving an explanation#Checo looks so fucking concenred and scared im shitting bricks man 💀💀#f1#logan sargeant#charles leclerc#daniel ricciardo#max verstappen#kevin magnussen#oscar piastri#lando norris#checo perez#whatever the hell james charles is#formula 1
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Don't read the article if you like it when people are normal about celebrities' bodies. Btw.
Whatever you say man
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i tried rendering and turns out i fucking hate it !
#mush art#WOOGOOOOOO I FINISHED IT FINALLY#took me just.. about two weeks thats insane#im never making anything like this again it was HELL#it was fun in the bwginning#and i like it#so its okay i dont mind#but it drove me fucking crazy nuts up the wallas#i hope u like it becaus e im actually very happy with it#im not feeling very happy about it rn because im so sick of looking at it but i am very happy with it#Btw dont zoom in too close its not very pretty💀#ignore the bench i was Done💀#and i croppednit badly on purpose okay#voltron#vld#voltron legendary defender#fanart#voltron fanart#princess allura#allura#romelle#romellura#lesbians#GAYS#THEYRE GAY#romelle vld#allura vld#romelle x allura#allura x romelle#love wins
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#fob#fall out boy#meme#pete wentz#joe trohman#this happens for like two seconds in the music video and when i first caught it i liaghed so hard#he did not need to do that lmao#not complaining though it’s funny as hell💀💀#just fucking slurps the guitar#my posts
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Mfs be asking me what I'm listening to in class and I gotta pull something out my ass because I'm not gonna tell my professor that I'm listening to a blonde rat getting choked out by an emo bitch with a chain
#yuurivoice#yuurivoice memes#yuurivoice bittersweet#yuurivoice charlie#yuurivoice seth#yuurivoice alphonse#Nah because imagine being charlie 💀#he is so real for hiding fuck all dat im getting the fuck out of there#still can't get over the way Alphonse grabbed his face and told him to say hi to Seth oh hell no 😭#I'd piss myself wtf was that demon time shit 😭 Alphonse and Auron was putting in the work that whole chapter 💀#the big As stand on business and i can respect that 💀#ive been yapping too much in these tags fr 😭
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Genuinely wondering if i cant get drunk or something???
Like tonight i had champagne, brandy and whiskey all one after the other and i dont even feel tipsy?? Like i still have never felt drunk before and when i drink i always try to get drunk because i literally just want to know if i even can at this point. 💀
#shots? i love those. i can singlehandedly do an entire tree of those fuckers that you are meant to share as a group.#vodka or gin? brother i use to get those everytime with my breakfast at the wetherspoons.#wine? tastes like shit but i still drank over half a bottle of that and felt fine.#my mom literally kept tellinh me not to get the brandy or whiskey tonight because she thought i was going to get wasted.#she was literally so fucking shocked when i practically downed them both and didnt get even a little tipsy 💀#she has no idea where the high tolerance came from- it sure as hell wasnt her 💀
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