#fucking hell 💀

[c4tto626]

what the fuck is going on why is my day suddenly cursed? last book i had to scan for work was 1004 pages, which. yeah annoying but i finished with 5 minutes to spare so whatever i'm done work week over! i get home. and step immediately into cat vomit. because somehow one of my cats has managed to vomit in 10 (!) neat little piles over the entire two meters of hallway in my apartment. fortunately i stepped into it with my shoes still on. unfortunately now i get to scrape cat vomit out of my soles. anyways. i start cleaning this all up, but my cats are obviously excited to see me so they try to get to me and i keep having to push them away because my hallway is very narrow and this is a fucking vomit obstacle course and it's just not fun for anyone involved (mostly me). as i'm doing this, cleaning up little piles of vomit while shoving cats away like i'm playing a tower defense game, a basket of shower supplies just falls to the ground in my bathroom? why? who the fuck knows. miniature earthquake? gravitational anomaly? bathroom's haunted? anyways, shampoo bottles and stuff all over the bathroom floor, creating obstacle course #2 as i carry my little tissue baggies of vomit to the toilet. while my cats obviously keep following me every step of the way. and then i realized i forgot to get groceries

[oniii-fans]

Ohhh~ it’s gonna be one of those “I don’t wanna look in the mirror” kinda weeks, huh?

[dead-heart-o-mine]

if i had a coin for every time my friend set his dads hair on fire id have 3 coins.

which is damn well not a lot, but fucking hell why’s he set his dads hair on fire MULTIPLE TIMES?????

[alien-mil]

Im only reblogging for Tuffnuts speech

I love the fact that Hiccup has a whole little speech that he periodically gives Astrid to remind her that the twins serve a purpose like what else does he have to constantly remind them of

The 'Snotlout is clearly going through something rn just let him be stupid' speech

The 'Stop telling Tuffnut you're gonna eat Chicken, I can only handle him sobbing in my hut for so long' speech

The 'Stop jumping out at Fishlegs at night' speech

The 'Don't interrupt Astrid while she's throwing axes bc I can't save you' speech

The 'No you CANNOT shove the dragon eye up your ass no matter HOW MUCH you want to see if the projection scome outof your mouth' speech (that one's mostly for Tuffnut)

[drenched-in-sunlight]

i love the DLC man

[moodyvoid]

You and the League of Villains are at a wedding and the bride tosses the bouquet. Your competitive gamer boyfriend, Shigaraki, runs through the crowd of women and catches it, then looks around like “What do I win?!”

[sunnysssol]

it's called ruscan, not ruscannot 🌝 bonus:

( comms open )

[punchable-panda]

This is so unbelievably old and I am, unfortunately, never going to finish it 😞

It was made for Percys birthday post that happened like, idk last year? When nico got him the Tartarus club shirt

Anyways this is for the my percico fam 🥰🥰🥰

[4and55]

He needs about 4 more jackets.

[mean-scarlet-deceiver]

wait a sec...

The Three Railway Engines, beginning of final story:

Edward and Gordon often went through the tunnel where Henry was shut up. Edward would say, "Peep, peep - hullo!" and Gordon would say, "Poop, poop, poop! Serves you right!"

Main Line Engines, beginning of final story:

Edward scolded the twins severely, but told Gordon it served him right. Gordon was furious.

[pepperdroneshitposting]

PART 2 OF IMAGES I BELIVE NEED NO EXPLANATION AS TO WHY I LOVE THEM

[bronzetomatoes]

Don't read the article if you like it when people are normal about celebrities' bodies. Btw.

Whatever you say man

[mushed-kid]

i tried rendering and turns out i fucking hate it !

[loud-trash-arcade]

[mintygreencake]

Mfs be asking me what I'm listening to in class and I gotta pull something out my ass because I'm not gonna tell my professor that I'm listening to a blonde rat getting choked out by an emo bitch with a chain

[xxcherrycherixx]

Genuinely wondering if i cant get drunk or something???

Like tonight i had champagne, brandy and whiskey all one after the other and i dont even feel tipsy?? Like i still have never felt drunk before and when i drink i always try to get drunk because i literally just want to know if i even can at this point. 💀