#fuckinf hell

[thatstoomanysausages]

Pen Island (Tomodachi Life island) events today:

- X and Joe are now successfully friends

- Lizzie and Scar are around each other so much (Lizzie and Scar besties truthers are winning today (don’t worry they can’t fall in love cause Lizzie is a man))

- Scar tried to introduce Lizzie and Jimmy to one another but they did not click

- Scar keeps repeating his aspiration of going somewhere that invokes inspiration (Disney love in every universe fr fr)

- Grian talks in his sleep “Joel, wait, don’t leave me…💤”

- I forgot I made Grian’s sad phrase “I need a pint” and just pissed myself laughing.

- Jizzie are hanging out at the beach together😭😭

- SKYBLING DUO LOVERS WINNING‼️‼️‼️‼️ 85% FRIENDSHIP COMPATIBILITY YURRRR

- I TAKE IT BACK GRIAN AND SKIZZ 97% FRIENDSHIP COMPATIBILITY YEAHHHH

- 73% love compatibility for ahasbands (Mumbo and Martyn) 🔥🔥🔥

- GUYS SCAR AND LIZZIE 100% FRIENDSHIP COMPATIBILITY RATINF RAHHHHHHH WINNINGGGGGGG

- Impulse and Pearl 96% love compatibility???? Okayyyyyyy slayyyy I fuck with ittttt

- Okay Impulse and Joel also at 96% Impulse fuckinf rizzing everybody up‼️‼️‼️‼️

- TIMMY AND MARTYN 93% LOVE RATING GADDAMN BIG DOGS GET IT BITCHES🔥🔥🔥 “they love each other but can’t help fighting all the time” so real

- MOVE ASIDE TIMMY, MARTYN AND JOE HILLS ARE THE NEWEST COUPLE ON THE BLOCK AT 97% LOVE COMPATIBILITY🙏🙏

- Damn 1% friendship rating with Martyn and Skizz💀

[vecnokriv-nikolicel]

HELLO????????

[thieves-never-say-die]

“I can tell he wants to be here”

SIR YOU DID NOT NEED TO GO THAT FAR

[gojoed]

genuinely going to throw up

[ang00r]

z

[theguardiann]

“don’t go.”

[blossoms-phan]

im so obsessed with phil. like genuinely dan kinda just hides in his corner sometimes and doesn’t mind being a nerd drinking some lavender cocktail while doing some gayming bc he chooses peace. but phil is just like im going to do me and you’re going to deal with it and I’m going to walk around my house pantsless and flirt with waiters and wear graphic t shirts in fancy resorts and omg this is actually tbem just living their lives after 15 years together I’m so obsessed with them

[allykatsart]

"In how many ways can one call thou a clown?"

Lil tipsy but this idea came to me. I think Velvette and Zestiel would have the funniest fucking dynamic. Velvette can dish it out and get a reaction from even Camille, but Zestiel is the only one who can give the upstart a taste of her own medicine!

[anachronistic-falsehood]

SHE MADE HIM WORSE 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

[itsalmostavengers]

Ik we stevetonies love our ‘Steve pulling Tony out of a bender in the workshop’ trope but me? I LOOOOVE the other way round. A bad mission and Steve loses someone - he tried to save them but it was too late, he couldn’t get there in time. And post-mission he just holes himself up in the gym and stays there. For days. Working himself to exhaustion just so he can shave half a second off his sprint (half a second and that person would be alive), punching bag after bag until his hands are bloody and raw.

Tony is the only one who can get through to him like this. It’s only his voice that can make Steve pause, come back to himself. Sometimes Tony has to actively stand in front of whatever it is Steve’s attacking, which absolutely infuriates him, but damn if it isn’t effective in a way only Tony no-thought-to-his-own-self-preservation Stark could be. And Tony is equally as infuriated that steve is insisting on doing this to himself, but even though his tone is angry, his touch against Steve’s knuckles is impossibly soft.

He’ll drag Steve back up to the land of the living. Put him in the shower and clean him off, freshen him up, make him feel human again. Steve will already be healing, of course, but Tony still tends and bandages his hands - attentive to the finest detail, devoting every part of his mind to just making Steve feel a little bit better.

They don’t talk much throughout this. God knows Tony’s tried it before, but Steve is never in the headspace for it, and Tony never says the right thing anyway. But he’s there.

He runs his fingers over the back of Steve’s palms. Up his forearms. He strokes the sharp curve of Steve’s neck, settling against the quick pulse. Steve’s face is blank, but Tony is always surprisingly patient with him. He waits.

“I’m fine,” Steve will say every time, while his face will say the opposite.

“You’re an idiot,” Tony will respond. “I’m locking you out of the gym.”

He won’t. Steve needs it, even if it’s unhealthy, even if it’s agonising for Tony to watch. This is just how they get through.

But Steve will see the way Tony is looking at him- distressed, angry, worried - and it’ll break through the fog. The thing that always takes priority over everything is Tony, and even though Steve’s brain is screaming at him to get right back to it, he just can’t put it above Tony’s well-being. He couldn’t ever do that.

“I Guess I can take a break now.”

[spiderjellys]

dc comics young heroes fall fashion 2000 / young justice 1998 #24

[st-hedge]

I need to find motivation to replay totk for the love of all fucks

[scuba-divers]

polyline tool how we feeling

[mwagneto]

i loooove the lack of straightwhitemen this season like the only white "main" men we've seen recently are 1) freak politician who sucks and goes insane 2) kinda annoying influencer guy who's nice but from an extremely racist society who dies and 3) cool mysterious bounty hunter but he's gay. and also dies. zero stannable characters for the "doctor who is too woke now" crowd they really said learn to enjoy watching minorities idiot

[pettyprocrastination]

Taking the day to commemorate that santa claus as played by David harbor could hit it raw and nasty no matter what holiday it is god bless you all happy yule

[evilsartcorner]