#fuckinf hell

[thatstoomanysausages]

Pen Island (Tomodachi Life island) events today:

- X and Joe are now successfully friends

- Lizzie and Scar are around each other so much (Lizzie and Scar besties truthers are winning today (don’t worry they can’t fall in love cause Lizzie is a man))

- Scar tried to introduce Lizzie and Jimmy to one another but they did not click

- Scar keeps repeating his aspiration of going somewhere that invokes inspiration (Disney love in every universe fr fr)

- Grian talks in his sleep “Joel, wait, don’t leave me…💤”

- I forgot I made Grian’s sad phrase “I need a pint” and just pissed myself laughing.

- Jizzie are hanging out at the beach together😭😭

- SKYBLING DUO LOVERS WINNING‼️‼️‼️‼️ 85% FRIENDSHIP COMPATIBILITY YURRRR

- I TAKE IT BACK GRIAN AND SKIZZ 97% FRIENDSHIP COMPATIBILITY YEAHHHH

- 73% love compatibility for ahasbands (Mumbo and Martyn) 🔥🔥🔥

- GUYS SCAR AND LIZZIE 100% FRIENDSHIP COMPATIBILITY RATINF RAHHHHHHH WINNINGGGGGGG

- Impulse and Pearl 96% love compatibility???? Okayyyyyyy slayyyy I fuck with ittttt

- Okay Impulse and Joel also at 96% Impulse fuckinf rizzing everybody up‼️‼️‼️‼️

- TIMMY AND MARTYN 93% LOVE RATING GADDAMN BIG DOGS GET IT BITCHES🔥🔥🔥 “they love each other but can’t help fighting all the time” so real

- MOVE ASIDE TIMMY, MARTYN AND JOE HILLS ARE THE NEWEST COUPLE ON THE BLOCK AT 97% LOVE COMPATIBILITY🙏🙏

- Damn 1% friendship rating with Martyn and Skizz💀

[vecnokriv-nikolicel]

HELLO????????

[thieves-never-say-die]

“I can tell he wants to be here”

SIR YOU DID NOT NEED TO GO THAT FAR

[catinasink]

i want to wear that sweater but I fucking CABT

[gojoed]

genuinely going to throw up

[thefelinefox]

accidentally drew Clyde in that dumbass jerma sparkle on pose. whoopsie!!!

[szaryherbatnik]

You know what they say! Maybe the real master was the tasks we made along the way

[identityarchitect]

@souplover13

some of my favorite woven tapestries, by Cecilia Blomberg:

Point Defiance Steps

Mates

Rising Tides

Vashon Steps

[ang00r]

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[theguardiann]

“don’t go.”

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

dreamt I was in a teen slasher movie, but halfway through the group got bored and we ended up barricading ourselves in the kitchen, baking cupcakes and sharpening knives until our parents came home

[blossoms-phan]

im so obsessed with phil. like genuinely dan kinda just hides in his corner sometimes and doesn’t mind being a nerd drinking some lavender cocktail while doing some gayming bc he chooses peace. but phil is just like im going to do me and you’re going to deal with it and I’m going to walk around my house pantsless and flirt with waiters and wear graphic t shirts in fancy resorts and omg this is actually tbem just living their lives after 15 years together I’m so obsessed with them

[allykatsart]

"In how many ways can one call thou a clown?"

Lil tipsy but this idea came to me. I think Velvette and Zestiel would have the funniest fucking dynamic. Velvette can dish it out and get a reaction from even Camille, but Zestiel is the only one who can give the upstart a taste of her own medicine!

[catinasink]

oh my god i hate my irls sm

[anachronistic-falsehood]

SHE MADE HIM WORSE 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

[bugzaort]

TERU TIME 🥳🥳🥳