Yoshitomo Nara: Fuckin’ Dog (2003)
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At this point, I am just standing in the wind with my battered tent, wondering which hill to pitch it on.
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So y’all know how whenever Velma from Scooby Doo drops her glasses she’s on her hands and knees looking for them?
As someone with a -4.00 prescription I cannot see SHIT without my glasses or contacts and I just spent like five minutes feeling around for my glasses I lost on my bed.
Ok so imagine that but with Soap.
You drop your glasses and look all over the floor for them on your hands and knees. You then press your cheek to the floor, palms on either side of your head and arching your back looking under the couch and everywhere they could be.
But unbeknownst to you, Soap picked them up a while ago hiding them from you just to watch you bend over looking for them.
He offers to “help” you look but he just watches the way your ass presses against your pants and he imagines pressing his hardening cock into you.
“Ah fuck Johnny could you help me? I can’t fucking see anything.” You say bent over on your hands and knees, ass in the air.
“Yeah sure bonnie I’m looking.” He smirks leaning against a table, holding your glasses in his hand, arms crossed, because he’s definitely looking at something, just not on the ground for your glasses.
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Yoshitomo Nara: Fuckin’ Dog (2003)
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Ting Rise Dragon Mikey walking into the lair covered in paint looking all proud. "LOOK! I made myself art!!"
His first mistake was thinking he'd have any sort of peace.
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One day Captain Marvel shows up to a Justice League meeting with Little Baby Man Danny draped across his shoulders like a mink scarf.
A black and white, glowing, hissing mink scarf.
Marvel sees no problem with this.
The League does.
Little Baby Man may or may not get to bite someone.
(It’s Green Arrow. He poked him with his bow. LBM can’t really fly, but he can still launch.)
I beg any artist out there to draw this I NEED this in visual form.
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Bad dog.
Anyway i doodled everyone’s favorite girlfailure babygirl Strahd von Zarovich in a muzzle because humminahumminahummina awooga barkbark
Enjoy !
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jason is so protective but like the type where he gets bothered when he feels like you’re being disrespected even if it is normal fun teasing by friends and you don’t mind he still doesn’t like it to go on too long and he swears it’s different when he messes with you because he knows he would never, could never disrespect you
Y. E. S.
Here’s the thing: Jason will mess with you all day long the SECOND someone else does it? They’re on his hit list. He’ll call you a bitch as a joke like “bitch, what the fuck are you doing?”
But if someone else says it like “don’t be such a bitch”, even if it is a joke, he will snap his head 90 degrees to glare into their soul until they apologize.
And if it was a joke, you’re like “no! it was funny!” And they’ll be staring over your shoulder at Jason who is doing the cut throat gesture.
They’ll keep apologizing until you catch on and turn around to look at Jason. Your friend watches Jason’s face go from “I’ll bury you piece by piece, starting with you still alive” to “omg my sweet princess! I’m so happy you’re here! I love you!”
And they watch in horror, thinking you’ll never believe them, but you say “Jay, c’mon. We’ve talked about this.” And he hangs his head like a shameful puppy. Puppy eyes and everything until you forgive him.
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