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lumpofcohle · 1 year ago

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*nervous laughter* hoo boy, it's 7am and i'm not sleepy yet and that usually only happens when i either get moderna or have covid

#my coworker and my roommate both have covid currently #i think children that auntie em might be as they say #fucked lmao #me @ my body: are you making antibodies or preparing to make me miss my voice recital on sunday?#which is ittttt #p #Covid /

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guiltyidealist · 3 months ago

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new favorite YouTube comment just dropped

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rasairui · 3 months ago

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Okay I know I posted the first one already but it's a collection now. Anyway don't you ever get so tired of this

#how do I tag this. um.#gravity falls #LMAO?#yes this is why I was looking for that picture #i want a real butch #i want a real bear #fuck I'll say it I want an ACTUAL FEMME

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aroacedavestrider · 1 year ago

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people will hear you talk about struggling with mental illness and say “you can do anything if you just put your mind to it”. brother what part of the body does the mental illness happen in. what do you think is the problem

#neurodivergent #adhd #autism #executive dysfunction #shoutout to my dad lmao. mr ‘just outthink it!’#fuck! dude i never thought of that #waiiiit wait youre telling me all i have to do to overcome the Problems is put my mind to it #ok lemme consult the mind rq #im back. the mind is what has the Problems #my post #dave speaks

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ink-the-artist · 1 year ago

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Love the contrast between the Americans’ “Apollo” and the Soviets’ “Sputnik.” You got the Americans naming their rocket after a Greek god trying to communicate the grandness and importance of this rocket. And you got the Soviets naming their rocket “fellow traveler.” Like a friend you go on an adventure with together. This rocket is our little friend lol

#i think its cute #they took the mars rover approach #humanizing the space craft making it cute making us (me) project emotions onto it #the soviets also used imagery of laika in propaganda a lot #which is pretty fucked up imo #but if i grew up in the soviet union that shit wouldve definetly worked on me lmao #the narrative of a heroic little dog going to space and being honored by the whole country #as cruely wrong as it is its very appealing #the soviets knew what they were doing man they didnt reveal how laika really died until like. the 2000s #bc they knew people really cared about that dog #they liked the narrative around her

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redbelles · 6 months ago

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We're off to battle again, old girl.

HOUSE OF THE DRAGON 2.04 The Red Dragon and the Gold

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rosaform · 1 year ago

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#yea #lmao #fuck #real #relatable #relatable memes

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krysmcscience · 4 months ago

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I have some questions about karaoke night, Alex Hirsch. Very Important Questions. Which I will happily scream at a poor hapless baby triangle who can have no answers for me, and possibly also does not have object permanence yet.

Follow-up that is I guess suggestive, but let's be real here, Bill's a fucking triangle:

Dude slipped right into his birthday suit, lmao

this is so stupid :D

Anyway, I don't care what anyone says, this brilliant individual knows what's up - Bill is absolutely way more of a monsterfucker than Ford could or ever will be, full stop.

#fanart #billford #bill cipher #stanford pines #gravity falls #book of bill #i watched gravity falls because i was curious about all the Toxic Old Man Yaoi on my dash and wanted context #turns out most of the context was in the book of bill tho lmao #look they either banged or married or both while drunk and i will accept no other possibilities #you don't use the phrase 'and one thing led to another' in a PRIVATE JOURNAL if what happened wasn't salacious in some way #i mean - ford didn't exactly grow up in The Most Inclusive Time Period???#dude was probably like 'gotta use this wording for plausible deniability - NO ONE can know i boinked the talking triangle'#in other news - i must bully the baby billy #don't know how much more GF stuff i'll toss up here but i have a few other little scribbles in the works. probably won't color them tho lol #also don't ask me why bill's bowtie stays where it is despite his “pants” being under it. just. just fucking don't ok???#EDIT: oh and since i see this a lot in this fandom for some reason: DO NOT REPOST THIS PLZ K THX :D

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artkaninchenbau · 1 year ago

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Crocodile finds a strange stray cat an 11-year old Nico Robin (AU where they met 13 years earlier. Robin's been on the run from the World Government for 3 years. Crocodile's 27 and has not set up base in Alabasta yet)

It seems like I have become possessed. By some sort of demon.

Bonus:

#My art #One Piece #Nico Robin #Sir Crocodile #Y'all the OP brainrot is BAD #According to an SBS Crocodile would absolutely spoil his child rotten if he had one. *We all know how Robin's childhood went*#Scary mofo who does not know how to parent a child but boy does he have the spirit + Child who has never had proper parent in her life #They'd make. An absolute disaster of a duo. This AU concept is so fucking funny to me okay #But also sad because I would fucking die for baby Robin she deserves the fucking world #This poor girl has never been spoiled in her entire life AND NOW PAPADILE IS HERE TO SPOIL HER #You know it's funny. I know 11 yo Robin should LOOK older than 8 year old Robin. But Crocodile is a fucking giant so she's still baby sized #Also I just had too much fun drawing Robin looking as pathetic as humanly possible lmao #She's a like a wet kitten in the rain 😭

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vulpinesaint · 5 months ago

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pspspspsps poetry mutuals come here... new quiz... making you the patron saint of something...

#not its final form. but i'll edit it tomorrow lmao i want the mutuals to have access to it Now #rebloggable still!!! if this post spreads around that'd be really cute actually. people can see it now #nd i'll tell you all when i make it better later <3 #time to remember all the little tags that i use for these. haven't done one of these since my other saint quiz fucking Forever ago #uquiz #quiz #quizzes #uquiz link #uquiz quiz #uquizzes #my uquizzes #quiz link #my quizzes

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jerry-hornes-foot · 1 year ago

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Trying to watch hannibal without subtitles:

Hannibal: Mmmbdmsnn, Will? Did you sjduk mmfndm hdudhebjsbj jdjdinsk?

Will: I don't even know who I mnfmmd dmdjndm sndmnd even when shhsmmdi ajsjdjdm mcmcmcm... ndjdnmd mind.....

The music:

#the mix is fucking atrocious lmao #hannibal #hannibal nbc

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wolfythewitch · 7 months ago

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not entirely happy with it haha, didn't have enough time to polish the concept but wahoo jarchivist moment

#might redraw at some point #we shall see #art #digital art #jonathan sims #tma #the magnus archive #hades game #apologies to any hades fans wonderinf what the fuck #the hades format is so addictive LMAO #scopophobia #body horror

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birdy-babe · 7 months ago

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Blitzøs entire life spent being unwanted. So he adapted, and learned how to be something needed, something to be used.

Which is why I think he firmly believes he is being used by Stolas. He simply cannot fathom a different reality, one in which he is wanted for once in his life.