lumpofcohle
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emily, 33, new england. trans women are women. my connection to womanhood is that i'm a lesbian (she/they)
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lumpofcohle · 1 day ago
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i drunkenly scheduled a friendly brawl with an acquaintance of mine and we both completely forgot about it. that is until we were sitting next to each other in class and both of us get google calendar alert that reads VIOLENCE AGAINST LEW i about lost my fucking mind. what do you mean violence against me.
and then i fucking remembered i completely shitfaced told him to send me an invite to the brawl and even more that i insisted to type something into the notes of the meeting to make it look "less worse" and he opens the invite and it just says PREMEDITATED. most sinister calendar event ever created i laughed so hard i cried
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lumpofcohle · 1 day ago
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lumpofcohle · 1 day ago
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Meta Poll (if that's okay)
Do you ever decide to Smash solely for street cred? (Ex. You are not attracted to Hugh Laurie at all, but you would fuck him so you could tell people you fucked House.)
Yes, I thrive on hypothetical clout.
Occasionally, how could I pass up telling people I've seen Gilbert Gottfried's dick?
Never, my smashes are pure.
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lumpofcohle · 1 day ago
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my favorite video of all time ever
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lumpofcohle · 2 days ago
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same energy
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lumpofcohle · 6 days ago
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truly my deep dislike of the character stitch has to be my single last popular disney opinion
i enjoy every single other character in the entire movie and i like the plot but i find him so irritating that i can't watch the movie more than like once every few years
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lumpofcohle · 6 days ago
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my observation from 2 months of kittens
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2024 NHK Trophy - November 8, 2024 Alysa Liu → Promise by Laufey and Dan Wilson, choreographed by Massimo Scali 📸 Kenji Ikai for Mainichi Photography
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lumpofcohle · 6 days ago
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deancas in 15.18
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Customer: I HATE OHIO BUCKEYES. I AM A MICHIGAN WOLVARINE FAN DMV: I HATE OHIO Verdict: DENIED
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lumpofcohle · 6 days ago
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I don't know what this is from, but I thought it was Sam and Frodo.
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lumpofcohle · 6 days ago
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You should be able to rot in bed for 2, maybe 3 hours after waking up before it starts affecting what time it is. If I wake up at 8:30 and lie in bed for 2hr it should still be 8:30 when I get up
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lumpofcohle · 7 days ago
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