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I'm watching sports- The sports did good.
Did the ball go? Fuck dude, it sure did.
#sports#imwatching#theball#didgood#fuckdude#itsuredid#skeleton#basketball#thegame#acrylic#artwork#dailyartwork#artoftheday#flomm#flommist#kunst#lowbrowart#beercoaster#outsiderart#beermat#painting#bierdeckel#handpaintedbeercoaster#perspective
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Incomprehensible text 'conversation'
9:00 Sanji: I have to go out of town for one weekend this month. Do you have any preference whether I go this weekend or next weekend? 9:30 in the morning. Zoro: mOtherfucKIng jesse EisenBerg jesusChrIst fuckduDe mOtherFucking Facebook moVie Bullshit Jesus can you fucKing bElieve This Shit 9:33 Sanji: I have no idea what we're talking about. 45 minutes pass. 10:18 Zoro: GodDamn creator oF Facebook and fUcking lawYers and Shit right fucking Winkle Boss tWins God damn roWing the Boat FUCK yo shit i can't even fUcking bElieve this SHit have You Seen this Shit fUck I just wAtched this Shit Fuck Jesse Eisenberg mAn 10:20 Sanji: Zoro, you're scaring me. An hour passes. 11:20 Zoro: motherFucking Spiderman spIder-Man yOu put in the TIme FUCK put in the Time Mother Fucking build shit with His bare Hands fUcking BesT frIend shiT JesseEisenberg Zoro: i'm Very tIred 11:21 Sanji: ... 11:22 Sanji: No problem, man. I'll do most of the talking today. 5 seconds later. 11:22 Zoro: nO man I'll just talk aboUT the FaceBook moVie all day Shit Man You have to be so InTeresteD In the Shit i Have to say abOut the face Book movie fUCK Dude I just watched it a Year and a half ago FUCK jesse Eisenberg mAn he Fucked Over Spider-man CRAZY Winkleboss twins Rowing Zoro: Trent Reznor did the SoundTrack FUCK tHis Guy who iNvenTED FaceBook idon't LikE dYing I Can'T thinK of Who The Fuck Invented Facebook all I can think Is the Guy who pLayEd the Guy who inVentED fAceBook wHo the FuCK iNVented FaceBooK 2 hours later. 13:23 Zoro: MARK ZUCKERBERG!!
#ngl - just couldn't be arsed to draw all these text bubbles and write all the words so - chat post it is#one piece#op#game grumps#zoro#sanji#incorrect quotes#roronoa zoro#arin hanson#dan avidan#by association i mean#blackleg sanji#one piece incorrect quotes#reference#text post#text conversation#texting#zosan#a little bit#just a tad#sanzo#just to complete the tag duo there honestly#zoro one piece#black leg sanji#zosan incorrect quotes#no punctuation#random capitalisation#modern au#i guess - cause of the texting - just imagine its normal verse but they have phones i guess#post timeskip
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you would do numbers on whatever dating app this island has
fuckdude if i'd killmyself if i saw my friends on there as options hell no
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fuckdude i just keep crying and nothing prmpted this, wrong thoguth at the wrong time
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always being told i was exceptional as a child amd then finding out im aberage kr below average
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Rant OFC what did you expect
Yo...
accidental allies...what goes through your head, when you have so much hate, that you have to go through the trouble of not only misunderstanding, but also accidentally understanding...
Transmen are people who were born with other parts (that includes me) that later on in their life, discovered that they are actually male.
Transwomen are people who were born with other parts that later on in life discovered that they are female.
Genitalia does not effect the gender of people. What they feel, and what they think effects the gender of people.
Oh, what about non-binary or gender-fluid people? (That’s me too) I also use they/them pronouns. They are also trans and when they were born, are different than how they feel later on in life. I like to wear dresses, skirts but I have a beard, it’s not that difficult. Everyone can wear whatever they want, because they look good in it.
There’s only two genders. NO THE FUCK THERE ISN’T! Oh, but there’s only two sexes. NO!
Fun fact, there are six sexes. X, XX (typical female), XXY, XY(typical male), XYY, XXXY.
X, XXY, XYY and XXXY, whatever they were born with on the outside or maybe whatever the organs they have on the inside doesn’t effect what someone thinks.
But genitals and organs don’t determine how someone presents themselves.
Cis-straight illiterate people, stop being ignorant. There is more than just you. Get over it. Times change, everything around you is changing. Accept it.
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Our Valentine’s Day. We love going into the woods at night Blair Witch style 😉. I knew the moment I met him he was my forever everything. Here’s to us on keeping things fun and spicy 🔥😍🥰😘❤️ love you babe! #fuckdude 😂 (at Griffith Quarry) https://www.instagram.com/p/CLUzplGpBrtn4wd28K150n0YBzVru7ZtT1H7do0/?igshid=r8012gq5tyg4
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Oh my god??? Oh my god??? Am I supposed to recover from this??? I’m devastated??? Sobbing??? Help??? Oh my god I can’t handle this??? The stars- the constellation- the galaxies- the fucking cinnamon- it’s too much for me, way to much. I can’t even process the emotions this fic hit me with. It’s so beautifully written that I am quite literally starstruck dear god, absolutely phenomenal

THE SUN, THE MOON, THE STARS | Byun Baekhyun x reader
PART I | PART II
Genre: Best friends to lovers AU, angst, some fluff, v v small amount of smut (i mean nearly non-existent, but def there)
Warnings: Horrible coping mechanisms (lots of drinking ((small mention of underage drinking)), making out/sex with strangers), possible trigger for depression, assault
Baekhyun holds the sun, the moon, and the stars in his eyes. How could he ever expect you not to love him?
Keep reading
#I’m gonna read it twice a day until the second part comes out oh my god#absolutely stunning#the style#the language#the emotions#fuckdude#I’m ruined#absolutely ruined#fic Rex#exo fic rec
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do any of you all remember that time foolish implied he'd been given human sacrifices before
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wait stop im literally sitting alone in my bedroom crying because its dean winchesters birthday what the Fuck dude hes 43
#why am i ACTUALLY Crying#why are there Tears ON my face#what the fucj#hes literally 43 and loved#hes literally 43 and married with a kid#he literally got what he thought he would never have#what the FUCkdude#dean winchester#spn#yeehawing
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Today I learned that there are people who dont like mozzarella sticks...... shocked and disgusted. im gonna need a moment
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the double meaning of eurydice’s “i do” at the end
come home with me ii really makes me wanna drop a phat tear
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