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[carousel-anon-aka-alexander]

*he shrugs* I move around a lot and don't really know anything from before what I can remember. I just got my name a few weeks ago. I do spend a lot of time here in the underworld with my dad though. So I guess that counts?

*pokes every single one of them* how did yall die?

-🎠 (Alex the menace has spread)

The young man hummed, pulling his hat up to better see the kid, bending down to his height. He cast a wary glance over his shoulder, then focused back on the kid, a soft smile crossing his lips.

"Peacefully, most of us. Some not so much. Actaean . . . he got devoured by his own hounds. Penthesila was stabbed by Achilles."

He shifts, sitting down in the silent grass, taking off his hat and resting it next to him. All of them looked a lot less . . . ghostly. More like mortals who just wandered too far and ended up in the underworld.

"Callisto was unknowingly killed by Artemis, and Castor died honorably in battle. The rest of us died . . . mostly normally."

A man with the horns of a stag sticks his tongue out, mumbling something bitterfully about kids and cursing the gods.

"I wanna kick this kid so bad- Hey, you know asking people how they died is rude, right?"

A taller woman, looking like a mother dressed in the stars of the heavens, smacks that very man upside the head, giving him a scornful look before sitting down next to the hat-man and opening her arms as though bracing for a hug.

"Don't mind Actaeon. Constantly bitter, that one. But . . . why do you want to know all this, little one? Where did you come from, and what's your name? If you care to share."

[carousel-anon-aka-alexander]

Im Alex! I just like to learn *he shrugs*

As far as where i come from... I don't know.

*pokes every single one of them* how did yall die?

-🎠 (Alex the menace has spread)

The young man hummed, pulling his hat up to better see the kid, bending down to his height. He cast a wary glance over his shoulder, then focused back on the kid, a soft smile crossing his lips.

"Peacefully, most of us. Some not so much. Actaean . . . he got devoured by his own hounds. Penthesila was stabbed by Achilles."

He shifts, sitting down in the silent grass, taking off his hat and resting it next to him. All of them looked a lot less . . . ghostly. More like mortals who just wandered too far and ended up in the underworld.

"Callisto was unknowingly killed by Artemis, and Castor died honorably in battle. The rest of us died . . . mostly normally."

A man with the horns of a stag sticks his tongue out, mumbling something bitterfully about kids and cursing the gods.

"I wanna kick this kid so bad- Hey, you know asking people how they died is rude, right?"

A taller woman, looking like a mother dressed in the stars of the heavens, smacks that very man upside the head, giving him a scornful look before sitting down next to the hat-man and opening her arms as though bracing for a hug.

"Don't mind Actaeon. Constantly bitter, that one. But . . . why do you want to know all this, little one? Where did you come from, and what's your name? If you care to share."

[carousel-anon-aka-alexander]

Go make Osiris a birthday cake real quick I wanna surprise him!

It’s midnight! Which means it’s my birthday! :D

*Osiris has Eurymachus’s red headband sitting next to his right, the coin he didn’t give to Antinous on his left, and he already put Anastasia to bed so she’s not there. He has a sloppy picture he made of his older brothers, his sister, and his mother too*

*He doesn’t have a cake, or any food really. He stole a candle from the palace and used two rocks to light it*

Happy birthday to me! Happy birthday to me! Happy birthday mini assassin- Happy birthday to me! :3

*He happily blows out the candle and claps to himself*

[carousel-anon-aka-alexander]

*Alex watches and goes and gets @roselio-and-the-thorn to make Osiris a birthday cake real quick*

It’s midnight! Which means it’s my birthday! :D

*Osiris has Eurymachus’s red headband sitting next to his right, the coin he didn’t give to Antinous on his left, and he already put Anastasia to bed so she’s not there. He has a sloppy picture he made of his older brothers, his sister, and his mother too*

*He doesn’t have a cake, or any food really. He stole a candle from the palace and used two rocks to light it*

Happy birthday to me! Happy birthday to me! Happy birthday mini assassin- Happy birthday to me! :3

*He happily blows out the candle and claps to himself*

[carousel-anon-aka-alexander]

fair enough. I'll still give her a good job just for you :)

So who killed your parents anyway? *he has his tiny knife ready along with a lunch box of cookies*

-🎠 (wanted to do this here lol)

Odysseus. Da king or somethin’. I’m only mad abt Eurymachus. I don’t give a fock dat Antinous is dead

*that’s a lie. He definitely does. But he’s trying not to think about it*

[carousel-anon-aka-alexander]

thats nice! oh awesome! Will she be an assassin like you! I'll hire her :D

So who killed your parents anyway? *he has his tiny knife ready along with a lunch box of cookies*

-🎠 (wanted to do this here lol)

Odysseus. Da king or somethin’. I’m only mad abt Eurymachus. I don’t give a fock dat Antinous is dead

*that’s a lie. He definitely does. But he’s trying not to think about it*

[carousel-anon-aka-alexander]

he sounds horrible! no wonders Osiris is keeping him from crossing the styx

Dad... total hypothetical... what would you do if one of your friends wanted to murder one of your family members in revenge for the murder of their family member?

-🎠 (he has also gotten confused from the name confusion lol)

[ they sigh ]

“Not our Odysseus, Alex. Different one. Do tell him not to pick a fight with the king, though. I’d hate to see another innocent soul dead.”

[carousel-anon-aka-alexander]

okay! let me know if that changes I know babies can drive people crazy! I'm never gonna have kids they're ew.

So who killed your parents anyway? *he has his tiny knife ready along with a lunch box of cookies*

-🎠 (wanted to do this here lol)

Odysseus. Da king or somethin’. I’m only mad abt Eurymachus. I don’t give a fock dat Antinous is dead

*that’s a lie. He definitely does. But he’s trying not to think about it*

[carousel-anon-aka-alexander]

*He jumps around* This is going to be so fun!

DAD YOUR NOT GETTING MARRIED ARE YOU!?

-🎠 (he has heard a rumor and now he's freaking out XD)

“I am, actually. It’s not anything crazy, though, Alexander. No worries. It’s to Ody, you’ve already met him.”

[carousel-anon-aka-alexander]

*he spent a minute trying to grasp it* was antinous that bad... Osiris said he betrayed him and his μπαμπάς :/

Dad... total hypothetical... what would you do if one of your friends wanted to murder one of your family members in revenge for the murder of their family member?

-🎠 (he has also gotten confused from the name confusion lol)

[ they sigh ]

“Not our Odysseus, Alex. Different one. Do tell him not to pick a fight with the king, though. I’d hate to see another innocent soul dead.”

[carousel-anon-aka-alexander]

*he nods actually more confused then before* wait... Ody did kill a antinous?

Dad... total hypothetical... what would you do if one of your friends wanted to murder one of your family members in revenge for the murder of their family member?

-🎠 (he has also gotten confused from the name confusion lol)

[ they sigh ]

“Not our Odysseus, Alex. Different one. Do tell him not to pick a fight with the king, though. I’d hate to see another innocent soul dead.”

[carousel-anon-aka-alexander]

Okay... I'd like that!

DAD YOUR NOT GETTING MARRIED ARE YOU!?

-🎠 (he has heard a rumor and now he's freaking out XD)

“I am, actually. It’s not anything crazy, though, Alexander. No worries. It’s to Ody, you’ve already met him.”

[carousel-anon-aka-alexander]

Good...

Ew that sounds gross... need any help?

So who killed your parents anyway? *he has his tiny knife ready along with a lunch box of cookies*

-🎠 (wanted to do this here lol)

Odysseus. Da king or somethin’. I’m only mad abt Eurymachus. I don’t give a fock dat Antinous is dead

*that’s a lie. He definitely does. But he’s trying not to think about it*

[carousel-anon-aka-alexander]

*he looks like he might cry and hugs Tir* good!

Will he be moving down here? I quite liked my room in his palace....

DAD YOUR NOT GETTING MARRIED ARE YOU!?

-🎠 (he has heard a rumor and now he's freaking out XD)

“I am, actually. It’s not anything crazy, though, Alexander. No worries. It’s to Ody, you’ve already met him.”

[carousel-anon-aka-alexander]

... I hope he knows that because he was talking about jumping him at the wedding.... *he looks worried a bit embarrassed*

Dad... total hypothetical... what would you do if one of your friends wanted to murder one of your family members in revenge for the murder of their family member?

-🎠 (he has also gotten confused from the name confusion lol)

[ they sigh ]

“Not our Odysseus, Alex. Different one. Do tell him not to pick a fight with the king, though. I’d hate to see another innocent soul dead.”

[carousel-anon-aka-alexander]

yeah but he's my family!

... what do babies even eat?

So who killed your parents anyway? *he has his tiny knife ready along with a lunch box of cookies*

-🎠 (wanted to do this here lol)

Odysseus. Da king or somethin’. I’m only mad abt Eurymachus. I don’t give a fock dat Antinous is dead

*that’s a lie. He definitely does. But he’s trying not to think about it*

[carousel-anon-aka-alexander]

I do like Ody... *he still seems nervous about something* will you two still care for me just as much... I know weddings change things :(

DAD YOUR NOT GETTING MARRIED ARE YOU!?

-🎠 (he has heard a rumor and now he's freaking out XD)

“I am, actually. It’s not anything crazy, though, Alexander. No worries. It’s to Ody, you’ve already met him.”