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"so your uncle wants me to spank your ass until you cum like every few months or so?"

"yeah. he was really insistent about the cum thing too you have to do it hard enough that i cum"

"alright sounds good to me i guess"

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*in a rap battle* i wonder who your mother could have been if she never had you

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me, writing sexually charged vampire-human toxic yaoi: but the true villain is actually capitalism

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next time you encounter something confusing, try using your fan fiction reading device to access websites like "wikipedia" or "miriam webster" to break down those pesky difficult topics. its sorta like a "enemies to lovers" situation, where the scary new knowledge can become your friend - and then you won't look so unflattering when you comment

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“i’m not the same as who i was before [x] thing happened to me” does it help to know that you would not have stayed that person regardless

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dsmp will live on in you . kinda like a disease

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dsmp will live on in you . kinda like a disease

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it's so weird to me that everyone on this website is a human person outside of their weird internet niche so rb this with a random bit of your lore

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Yesterday my little brother told me something very sweet and touching, that when he was a kid and had nightmares about monsters chasing him or whatever he would be able to end the nightmare by finding me in the dream and I would protect him by fighting off the zombies, or carrying him away. This is adorable, and makes me feel like the greatest older sibling in the world, but the hilarious thing is that when I was a kid I had nightmares of needing to save him from zombies and such. so many dreams where he was in trouble and I needed to save him. Like my nightmares began where his ended. Low key I think he mastered the ability to psychically transfer his nightmare to me as a child and I'm kind of annoyed with him.

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jesse don't touch that that's the growth potion i've been synthesi-no jesse DON'T

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It’s kinda weird asking someone named paper Mario wiki questions like this, but as someone who’s recently been hit with the reality that looking in the mirror and being paralyzed with despair probably isn’t normal. How would you recommend branching out to test if Im trans

easy, non-committal first steps to walk in to see how it feels:

think "if i was a [different gender], what would my name be?"

start an RPG that you like and havent played in a while and have your created character be you, as [different gender].

[transfem] buy some eyeliner, spend some time trying it on in the mirror. you can put it on and take it off as many times as you like until you get it just right.

[transfem] practice being clean shaven more often.

consciously look for characters in media of [different gender] that you can identify with, and enjoy the style of. think about how they dress, and how you'd feel pulling off clothes like that.

in that same stroke, identify character archetypes for [different gender] in media, and think about what archetype you'd fall under as that gender (this can be as vapid as thinking "i'd like to be a milf someday" or "i'd like to be a peter parker from spiderverse level failboy someday", as long as you like how it feels to think about it)

buy some underwear cut for [different gender]. see how you like it. (suggestion to transmascs, get boxer briefs, these things are so fucking comfortable you wouldnt believe how fuckin good they feel on your legs)

and i bet if you check the replies to this post, there will be people in the direction of whatever gender you're thinking of walking in leaving other tips too. (that's your cue, trans person reading this, masc or fem)

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not a totem not a shark but a secret third thing

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spider eye arrangements

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idk if youll see this bc you arent online anymroe ! but

Send this to all your favorite moots and pass the pumpkin 'round! KEEP THE PUMPKIN TRAIN GOING 🎃🖤🎃🖤🎃

pumkin train

PUMPKIN TRAIN HELLO

I check my notifs when im bored ahaha i just dont rly scroll on my dash or post as much!

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just saw someone say they were "hyperfixated" on cooking with seasonal squash i love that nothing means anything

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there should be an episode of mob psycho where an orchestra somewhere is panicking because their conductor has been killed by an evil spirit and reigan shows up thinking he and mob would exorcise the spirit but mob doesnt show up for his own reasons so reigan calls him while standing in front of the orchestra. Mob doesn’t answer so reigan goes on to leave him a very long voicemail explaining the situation but while hes doing so, all his hand movements make the orchestra think hes the replacement conductor. And so they start playing to his hand movements which results in a shockingly stunning and unique performance from this orchestra. People talk about it forever. It goes down in history as a moment that changed music forever etc etc

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