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What tumblr fails to grasp is that I’m not interested in community groups for the things I like because fans of my favorite things are often very wrong about them

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Saw that Archie panel and knew it had to be these 2 divas

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very strange phenomenon now that many people have learned online not to pet service dogs is that they walk by little bird and me, wave their hands at little bird, and say in a baby voice "oooohh you're so cute! you're so cute! i'm not going to pet you because i know you're working! ooohhhh puppy puppy puppy, i want to pet you but i'm not allowed~" and i have to tell them what they're doing is literally as distracting as petting her. this happens almost every single time i'm out with her.

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[stolen from bluesky]

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AND HERE COMES GEMMA WITH THE PLASTIC CHAAAAIR

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I regret to inform you that severance actually is that good

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the one perk he can't earn

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had mine today :)

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teambuilding activities

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// Cold Harbor

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The work is mysterious and important

Day 1/100

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No More Tears 💧

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noooo orpheus don't look back :(

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"I am a person. You are not."

"I'm not her. I'm not. I'm me."

Day 3/100

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I’m trans and stole my name from a streamer. Not even his biggest fan or anything I just heard the name Tanner and liked it, so now I’m curious where everyone else got their names from.