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re-reading mangoball again and i cant with the fuckass quackity and bbh subplot i cant stop fickign lauging

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ACES!!! Look at this Scientific American article!!! It makes me genuinely so happy to read. We’re making it!!!!

https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/asexuality-is-finally-breaking-free-from-medical-stigma/

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whatever. go my middleschooler

i found the msot dogshit reigen speechbubble to answer this with

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"this is how you can use ChatGPT to achieve all of your goals" "use this AI hack to glow up" "I asked ChatGPT for life advice and you guys will never believe what I learned"

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call me easily amused but i still think it's so funny to go "who said that" after saying something wildly horny

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this is what i sent

this is what i got

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chelsea peretti’s opening monologue at the tenth annual tech crunchies

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Hi if you ever find yourself in a relationship saying anything along the lines of "well I can't leave cause I would never be able to find something better than this because I'm trans/fat/aging/antisocial/unlucky" I beg of you to run. Please. You can find and build better but in order to do that you have to take the first step out the door. You do not have to endure abuse, mistreatment, or just plain incompatibility for the sake of a fraction of happiness. You don't.

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like the most politically neutered movie of all time unironically

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Calappa lophos

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you guys made luigi mangione trend for days and I need to see the same energy for brianna boston. she is a 43 year old mother of three who ended a phone call with blue cross blue shield (after being denied a claim) “delay deny depose, you’re next” and is now being held under a 100,000$ bond and could face FIFTEEN years of prison if charged. she has no weapons, her record is clean, and yet she is being held behind bars. they are afraid of the public and are trying to subdue. do not let them!!!! say her name!!! be outraged that our freedom of speech is being threatened!!!!! deny defend depose! free brianna boston!

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line & ayo!!

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and of course happy birthday to every thoroughbred horse of the northern hemisphere

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Hey, you're the guy who made haiku-bot sentient for a while!

that’s me! lost my mind over porn bots one night in my college dorm room and the rest is history

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the purpose of friends is to have people who unconditionally hate your shitty exes & relatives. like maybe YOU have a complex relationship with your father but i sure don't. i'm outside his house with a gun. he's not the unforgivable asshole who raised me he's just an unforgivable asshole