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Still one of my favorite things I've created

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why does my mother suddenly fail kindergarten whenever she tries to do anything on the computer

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my brother was making fun of me and our other brother for having the same haircut, and we were immediately like "what the fuck are you talking about? you had this EXACT SAME haircut like a year ago. this is your haircut too. jackass." so we start arguing back and forth until our mom stops us and says "come here." and she brings out her ID from when she was a teenager and... its the same haircut.

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usually im a hater of rp blogs (they can clog tags and a lot of times i feel like theyre too ooc or they respond to annoying people) but theres always One Exception that i will check religiously.

these are the blogs that capture exactly ho wthis character would use tumblr and they don't let anyone peek behind the scenes. blogs like tubbo3091. these can fuckin capture me

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thinking about that kakapo egg that got crushed but the conservation team patched it up and it survived

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Btw, this is how conservatives keep getting to claim that trans people are a new thing no one has ever heard, because our history and existences have continually been erased or obscured systematically through out history.

The most famous example was 92 years when the Nazis raided the library of the Institut für Sexualwissenschaft, the medical practice where the term transsexual was first coined and the first gender affirming surgery was performed in in 1931.

What did the Nazis do after raiding the library on May 6th, 1933? You may be familiar with these images

It is happening again.

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ETA a new option:

(From a source I will not link.)

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don’t kill yourself because the internet is going to be really funny when Elon gets assassinated

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THIS IS KILLING ME

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Am I the only one who notices that new pickup trucks are afflicted with like furry porn levels of cartoon masculinity in their angles and faces

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their scared cus they never saw a sandwich that big. but the dad has to look brave for his son

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I was rambling on the issue of museums and human remains and how certain populations are more likely to have their bodies put on display to be gawked at and then went "well I guess the Pompeii casts were of Europeans. there are bones in there right?" and Googled it to make sure, at which point I confirmed that yes there are bones in there, but more interestingly DNA testing revealed that a cast of an adult holding a child everyone assumed was a mother and child were, in fact, a man and a kid entirely unrelated to him. Honestly that's more moving to me. Maybe they were connected in a way other than blood, but maybe a stranger saw a child when the world was ending and thought the one thing he could do was hold them.

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fucking crying because i thought this instagram reel was cutting edge comedy gold only to realize it is 100% serious… damn maybe i’m being poisoned