#what the FUCkdude

[fully-caulked-wagon]

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9:00 Sanji: I have to go out of town for one weekend this month. Do you have any preference whether I go this weekend or next weekend? 9:30 in the morning. Zoro: mOtherfucKIng jesse EisenBerg jesusChrIst fuckduDe mOtherFucking Facebook moVie Bullshit Jesus can you fucKing bElieve This Shit 9:33 Sanji: I have no idea what we're talking about. 45 minutes pass. 10:18 Zoro: GodDamn creator oF Facebook and fUcking lawYers and Shit right fucking Winkle Boss tWins God damn roWing the Boat FUCK yo shit i can't even fUcking bElieve this SHit have You Seen this Shit fUck I just wAtched this Shit Fuck Jesse Eisenberg mAn 10:20 Sanji: Zoro, you're scaring me. An hour passes. 11:20 Zoro: motherFucking Spiderman spIder-Man yOu put in the TIme FUCK put in the Time Mother Fucking build shit with His bare Hands fUcking BesT frIend shiT JesseEisenberg Zoro: i'm Very tIred 11:21 Sanji: ... 11:22 Sanji: No problem, man. I'll do most of the talking today. 5 seconds later. 11:22 Zoro: nO man I'll just talk aboUT the FaceBook moVie all day Shit Man You have to be so InTeresteD In the Shit i Have to say abOut the face Book movie fUCK Dude I just watched it a Year and a half ago FUCK jesse Eisenberg mAn he Fucked Over Spider-man CRAZY Winkleboss twins Rowing Zoro: Trent Reznor did the SoundTrack FUCK tHis Guy who iNvenTED FaceBook idon't LikE dYing I Can'T thinK of Who The Fuck Invented Facebook all I can think Is the Guy who pLayEd the Guy who inVentED fAceBook wHo the FuCK iNVented FaceBooK 2 hours later. 13:23 Zoro: MARK ZUCKERBERG!!

[freakshowcowboy]

wait stop im literally sitting alone in my bedroom crying because its dean winchesters birthday what the Fuck dude hes 43

[yerizu]

@tianlao re: your comment about YouTuber worshipper on the suicide forest post;

I totally agree and while they're same as us people, everyone loves youtubers or being one, probably because "Wow get paid by doing dumb shit that I already like doing". In essence they're like mini celebrities - more accessible and more relatable (as they're closer to us normal people level) and some would even say they're more "real" but surprise bitch, they're not.

I have a friend who's friends with this youtuber slash influencer whose content is all literally sponsored content by brands. She didn't even use any of the products, save for the one time when she's recording the video... I was surprised (or not, lbr) when I found that out.

So, no, not all of them are not fake. Capitalism and consumerism culture are the only real things here.

I'm not shitting on youtubers tho, because some channels really provide good content (and not just copies of stolen clips and memes or sponsored content). So Yes they do provide content and entertainment but some of these youtubers are rlly vile af, and just basically that fuckdude you hate in school except now he's got a youtube channel to showcase the fuckshit he does. Like making fun of other cultures and stuff.

Speaking of which my friend is friends with this semi-famous youtuber/instagrammer, whom she helped to edit videos of. When coming up with content this youtuber will follow the fad or whatevers the popular meme at that time and there's a few times he was like "oh lgbt is IN, let's make a video related to that" so he made a video about #loveislove supporting lgbt and all when behind the scenes / in reality he said it's weird for same gender and that "I'm OK with it just don't do it in front me". Imagine my fuckin rage hearing that . Like wow. YOU'RE NOT FUCKING """OK""" WITH THAT. So what the fuck was your video for you fake fucking shitrag. That's not what an ally fucking means.

And he cracks offensive slur jokes all the damn time. Basically what a typical dumb straight does. Yet he still had the audacity to even make a video about lgbt. I was so disgusted. It broke my faith in humanity really.

Yep and that's why I don't trust any youtubers anymore lmao. I don't get why people worship them either. So many of them are dicks or just plain rude

[nerdvi]

Are you telling me that I wasted like...6 years of my life watching a mediocre-ass show written by 2 white-cis sexist fuckdudes who only queerbaited me, treated its female characters like disposable rag dolls and had not heard of ethnic diversity in 21′s century England...

While there was Black Sails, which is gloriously, unapologeatically Queer, with an amazing and diverse cast even tho it’s a PERIOD DRAMA; with amazing female characters that are actually treated as people; with well rounded POC characters and POC women who are given possitions of power and well written, well rounded storylines, is respectful of LGBTI audience and our traumas without fetishizing them, and the whole thing is hetero baiting people because queer love (all types of it) and queer wrath are shown to be endgame??

Like what was I even doing with my life jesus thank you diversity deities for mending my course.

[thagrimey1]

This is what is suppose to represent the United States #acompleteembarrassment #fuckdude #fuckingidiot 🖕🏾🖕🏾🖕🏾🖕🏾🖕🏾

[pastelingo]

I jsut saw someome comnent on a picture of an actual amputee "a wild amputee in iys natural habitat" dude what thebfuck what the fuckdude fucl dudebwhat the fuck what the fuck dude what the fuckdude dude fuck what the fuck ?? Fuck ????