#fuck you joanne
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Maturing is realising jk rowling is a bitch
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thinking about an au where Sirius and Regulus stop talking to each other after a vicious argument before half term
and then Sirius gets to live it up with James but he has to go back home and get the full force of their parents and it all becomes too much.
So when he gets back to school he hurts himself in the bathroom and passes out and one of the ghosts finds sirius to tell him that his brother is in the hospital room and he invites Reggie to stay with the marauders at the Potters and promises to look after him :(((
#and then regulus goes through a crisis being in close proximity with james all handsome and windswept and sweaty from flying#but you didnt hear that from me#regulus black#regulus and sirius#i hate their canon characterisations so much#what do you mean he's a jerk to everyone and leaves his brother behind#what do you mean children never get second chances#fuck you joanne#marauders
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regulus “he was sunshine i was midnight rain, he wanted it comfortable i wanted that pain” black ending things with james “i wouldn’t marry me either, a pathalogical people pleaser” potter before he took the dark mark.
#woke up and chose violence#starchaser#has ruined my life#JEGULUS#HAS ME IN SHAMBLES#hdjshfdsj#regulus black deserved better#james potter deserved better#every taylor swift song is about them#in this essay i will#djfkdsjdd#spotify#midnights#marauders#fuck you joanne#dead gay wizards
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The only part of the golden trio era I’m invested in is Deamus. Those boys are so very gay and I love them dearly.
#harry potter#dean thomas#deamus#dean x seamus#seamus finnigan#hogwarts#the moral of the story is the less Joanne touches something the more I like it#fuck you Joanne
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Just got rid of all my Harry Potter books and DVDs at my train station's book exchange shelf. That shit felt so satisfying. Like I was getting rid of stuff belonging to an abusive ex or something.
10/10 would highly recommend.
#i was keeping hold of them for nostalgia's sake#but it was bumming me out so much every time i saw them on my shelves#fuck you joanne
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I've rarely seen a more validating sentence in my entire life.
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harry potter is so :(( i lob
#fuck you joanne#you bitch#like so many details of the series are actually evil but also they’re so cute i love them#harry potter
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I’m gonna sell my old Harry Potter shit and use it to fund my top surgery
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I Cannot Say This Enough
LIKE TO CHARGE. REBLOG TO CAST. PLEASE FUCKING CAST
MANIFEST
MANIFEST
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good grief they are really really pushing the advertising for the wizard game on tv lately i stg it’s advertised during every single commercial spot more than once AND theres big ass banners during the actual shows im watching like leave me the fuck aLONE JOANNE
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Sigh. I just had to block a blog I really liked bc they've been posting a lot of things about playing that fucking HP game.
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Love it when people use AFAB. Is it indicative of your gender? No. Does it give context to some life experience? Maybe. But you know what it DOES do? It lets everyone know that you’re FAB AS FUCK and that’s dope
#text post#textposts#shit post#why am i like this#latenightthoughts#afab#assigned female at birth#trans#trans people are cool#anti terf#fuck you Joanne
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Getting back into Drarry because marauders fans are fucking insane and I need a goddamn break :(
Anyways fics I've read that I quite enjoyed:
Way Down we Go by xiaq (chronically Draco, I've realized is smth I cannot get enough of)
Satisfied by DracoWillHearAboutThis (Hamilton Au, oneshot)
All of Our Secrets Laid Bare by firethesound (case fic with the classic, 5 chapters or so from the end you don't love me bit that stung so good)
A Big Black Sky by alexmeg (Heavy topics and kind of lost me for like a blink but overall exquisite)
Magical Menagerie by DorothyAnn (something short so I could make it through the winter, you know)
Current Read: The Ordeal of Being Known by louisfake
#drarry#draco malfoy#draco lucius malfoy#harry x draco#harry potter#fuck jkr#which needs to be said now because you guys lie about not supporting Joanne#hpdm#drarry fanfic#drarry fic rec#hpdm fanfic
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I feel like the big "gatcha" of jegulus antis of them having some members of each other's families on their family trees is kind of fucking weird because.... EVERY wizard that's a pureblood or halfblood has in common people on every other family tree in some way shape or form.... wolfstar,,,,, ginny x harry (idk the ship name 😦), drarry, ect. THE WIZARDING WORLD IS FILLED OF INCEST BECAUSE JOANNE WAS FUCKING STUPID WITH HER WORLD BUILDING. EVERY WIZARDING WORLD'S FAMILY TREE, IN THE GRAND SCHEME OF THINGS, IS ALL CONNECTED IN SOME WAY SHAPE OR FORM. I CANNOT STAND SOME OF Y'ALL WHO DON'T USE YOUR BRAIN AND THINK THAT JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE USING THIS TO ARGUE AGAINST A SHIP THAT'S NOT REALLY A BIG DEAL AND DOESN'T MEAN THAT THOSE SAME RULES ALSO DON'T APPLY TO YOU'RE FAV SHIPS 🫵
#you cant dislike jegulus while also liking ginny and harry or drarry BECAUSE GUESS FUCKING WHAT BUCKO#WAIT TIL I TELL YOU ABOUT WOLFSTAR AND TONKS AND REMUS TOO#SAME SHIT!!!#idk if you could tell but i needed to get rhis off of my chest#joanne is awful with her world building#we know this#we have ALWAYS known this#and if we go with the magical theory that muggleborns come from squibs BOY DO I ALSO HAVE NEWS FOR YOU#idk i just feel like its supid and that its another one of joannes stupid decisions and like the rest of them we should ignore it#marauders era#marauders#harry potter#dead gay wizards#dead wizards from the 70s#hp marauders#.tspeaks#jegulus#regulus black#james fleamont potter#starchaser#sunseeker#regulus x james#james x regulus#james loves regulus#all that good jazz
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Just saw a post that said Gaiman deserves the Rowling treatment. They wanted to see people burning their copies of Good Omens (guess they don't know that Terry Pratchett was co-author) and that (paraphrased) "No man ever gets treated like Rowling and it's so fucked up."
Rowling is funding a fucking hate movement that openly wants to eradicate trans people. She's openly praised fascists like Matt Walsh (who wants to get rid of ALL queer people and strip women of their rights as well) and is friends with people like Posie Parker who willingly ally with neo-nazis and other fascists to reach their goal. It was only a few months ago that she did a Holocaust denial by saying trans people weren't persecuted by the nazis.
While what Gaiman did is reprehensible, it is nowhere near on the level of awful as Rowling. Gaiman is only worse than Rowling if you don't give a fuck about trans people or the queer community as a whole. Because guess who she and her friends are coming for once they're done with trans people.
#Neil Gaiman#not tagging Joanne#I don't feel like dealing with TERFs kthx#her being persona non grata is not a misogyny thing you fucking moron#it's an 'I care about human rights' thing#op
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people who are afraid of fem sirius are the weakest links in this fandom
#booo boooorrrrinnngggg#you think he should be masc? a tough guy? like he was in canon? boy do i have some news about canon for you#infinite versions of these characters exist and the special sirius inside your head belongs to you and he can be as masc as you want#but complaining about feminine portrayals of a queer character (because it’s never people arguing that sirius is straight) is so pathetic#THEY WERENT GAY IN CANON EITHER BRENDA#plus it’s like#the joanne version of sirius is literally dean winchester like that’s the tattooed motorcycle riding bad boy she envisioned. and sometimes#i fuck with that very stereotypically masc bad boy vision! but don’t act like people are crazy for suggesting (sometimes) that#that gender performance is just that- a performance#which may even be compensating for something or masking some other true internal feeling? could that not be interesting to explore?#a sirius who rides the motorcycle and is covered with tattoos but also wears a dress sometimes? or makeup? this won’t kill you i promise#plus it’s like. a character written by the most notorious transphobe. so perhaps arguing that the characters MUST conform to the binary#they were written into isn’t um transgressive or creative even#^ mucho texto :O#fern.txt
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