#fuck you joanne

[randomtheidiot]

Dumbest part of H*rry P*tter lore is that it pretends to be a hard magic system when you can just… make your own spells. It’s happened before canonically. Like, you can just say shit in butchered Bri’ish Latin and wave your hands around and shit happens. I don’t hate soft magic systems (I actually prefer them) but don’t set up worldbuilding shit if you’re just going to disregard it.

Anyways, HP fucking sucks, J. K. Rowling fucking sucks, and if you disagree with me, then guess what? Papilla remotionem, motherfucker.

[tengaymarauders]

thinking about an au where Sirius and Regulus stop talking to each other after a vicious argument before half term

and then Sirius gets to live it up with James but he has to go back home and get the full force of their parents and it all becomes too much.

So when he gets back to school he hurts himself in the bathroom and passes out and one of the ghosts finds sirius to tell him that his brother is in the hospital room and he invites Reggie to stay with the marauders at the Potters and promises to look after him :(((

[simpomatic]

regulus “he was sunshine i was midnight rain, he wanted it comfortable i wanted that pain” black ending things with james “i wouldn’t marry me either, a pathalogical people pleaser” potter before he took the dark mark.

[falsekingfrancis]

The only part of the golden trio era I’m invested in is Deamus. Those boys are so very gay and I love them dearly.

[politelymenacing]

Just got rid of all my Harry Potter books and DVDs at my train station's book exchange shelf. That shit felt so satisfying. Like I was getting rid of stuff belonging to an abusive ex or something.

10/10 would highly recommend.

[hellomadamebutterfly]

I've rarely seen a more validating sentence in my entire life.

[piratedllama]

good grief they are really really pushing the advertising for the wizard game on tv lately i stg it’s advertised during every single commercial spot more than once AND theres big ass banners during the actual shows im watching like leave me the fuck aLONE JOANNE

[oddbunny]

Sigh. I just had to block a blog I really liked bc they've been posting a lot of things about playing that fucking HP game.

[karengillanslefteyebrow]

Love it when people use AFAB. Is it indicative of your gender? No. Does it give context to some life experience? Maybe. But you know what it DOES do? It lets everyone know that you’re FAB AS FUCK and that’s dope

[bolt-finnikin-official]

I Cannot Say This Enough

LIKE TO CHARGE. REBLOG TO CAST. PLEASE FUCKING CAST

MANIFEST

MANIFEST

[just-gloopin-around]

gonna headcanon harry potter as trans out of spite lol

[littleliterarylesbian]

I feel like the big "gatcha" of jegulus antis of them having some members of each other's families on their family trees is kind of fucking weird because.... EVERY wizard that's a pureblood or halfblood has in common people on every other family tree in some way shape or form.... wolfstar,,,,, ginny x harry (idk the ship name 😦), drarry, ect. THE WIZARDING WORLD IS FILLED OF INCEST BECAUSE JOANNE WAS FUCKING STUPID WITH HER WORLD BUILDING. EVERY WIZARDING WORLD'S FAMILY TREE, IN THE GRAND SCHEME OF THINGS, IS ALL CONNECTED IN SOME WAY SHAPE OR FORM. I CANNOT STAND SOME OF Y'ALL WHO DON'T USE YOUR BRAIN AND THINK THAT JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE USING THIS TO ARGUE AGAINST A SHIP THAT'S NOT REALLY A BIG DEAL AND DOESN'T MEAN THAT THOSE SAME RULES ALSO DON'T APPLY TO YOU'RE FAV SHIPS 🫵

[dreamytfw]

Just saw a post that said Gaiman deserves the Rowling treatment. They wanted to see people burning their copies of Good Omens (guess they don't know that Terry Pratchett was co-author) and that (paraphrased) "No man ever gets treated like Rowling and it's so fucked up."

Rowling is funding a fucking hate movement that openly wants to eradicate trans people. She's openly praised fascists like Matt Walsh (who wants to get rid of ALL queer people and strip women of their rights as well) and is friends with people like Posie Parker who willingly ally with neo-nazis and other fascists to reach their goal. It was only a few months ago that she did a Holocaust denial by saying trans people weren't persecuted by the nazis.

While what Gaiman did is reprehensible, it is nowhere near on the level of awful as Rowling. Gaiman is only worse than Rowling if you don't give a fuck about trans people or the queer community as a whole. Because guess who she and her friends are coming for once they're done with trans people.

[worlds-okayest-fag]

hi im bored. rb for sample size <3.

bonuc points if you can remember why you read one or another (e.g. I read the hunger games first then saw cool pjo crossover fanart so I read pjo)

[smallblueandloud]

the craziest part of the 2006 broadway revival of company is that the cast is SWITCHING INSTRUMENTS. not only are they singing AND moving to choreography AND playing instruments, they are doing this for multiple instruments. the amy actress alone has to be able to play a french horn AND a trumpet (she's the soloist in "side by side") AND act AND sing "not getting married". what the fuck!!!

[arcane-vagabond]

I’ve gotten more done since I took this last night, but progress report on the new project!! There’s like seven shades of red there already with more to come lol