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Jason, dramatically exhausted: ...And that's exactly why Dick is my favourite

Damian, rolling his eyes: Well, whatever *leaves*

Tim, sitting next to Jason: Really? I had never heard before that Dick is your favourite—

Jason: Lmao, I am lying. You are

Tim: Aw-w, thanks— Wait. How do I know you are not lying to me now?

Jason: See? You keep asking real questions. Obviously, that's why you are my favourite

Jason and Tim: *high-fiving each other*

Damian, returning: So, I called Father...

Jason and Tim: *collective groan*

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"There's no platonic explanation for this!" Correct. However, neither is there a romantic one.

Whatever these freaks have going on is entirely sexual.

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crazy how I think I'm not brave enough to do some things and then I just go and get them done. and it's always like this

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beautiful women will be like “i baked a cake” and you will say “oh ? what flavour is it” and they say well its a honey rosewater apricot pistachio cardamom vanilla fig jam earl grey poppyseed orange blossom extra virgin olive oil chiffon sponge soaked in raspberry elderflower champagne lipgloss pomegranate matcha ginger blueberry cherry blossom magnolia petal almond passionfruit persimmon syrup with whipped amalfi lemon limoncello ricotta goats cheese honeycomb black pepper bergamot lemon thyme lemon balm rosemary chantilly whipped cream cream cheese feta cheese italian meringue frosting . like ok. i want to spend the rest of my afternoons walking around inside your beautiful mind like a garden

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so. ambrister x blake lively. right?

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so. ambrister x blake lively. right?

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so. ambrister x blake lively. right?

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She has lots of these

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is tumblr your full time job?

me if I got paid for doing this shit.

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"I'm in my late 20s and I'm scared I've already peaked" just don't peak then, idiot. what do you mean like you're going to just stop trying to think harder and build taller and learn more and get luckier and read deeper and dress better and fuck weirder and run faster and draw crazier and smoke danker and dance bigger and steal better and stun everyone with your cunty charm and zeal because, what, you think those are the rules? get real. get up. you have another 50 years and you're not going to use them??? give them to me.

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Jason: how ya likin’ that comic, kiddo? Damian: I do not understand. Jason: what? It’s just a spider-man comic. What’s not to understand? Damian: why is Parker pursuing this red-haired woman, who does not seem to enjoy his company further than any other, rather than his friend, Osborn? Osborn has given multiple hints that he would prefer their relationship to go beyond platonic Jason: Jason: *glances over at Jon, who is reading a Daredevil comic on the other bed* Damian: should he not pursue Osborn, considering he is already aware that their relationship can withstand hardship? Friendship is a sturdy baseline for which romance can be built soon. And besides, Mary Jane is an un-compelling idiot with mediocre looks. Jason: Jason: this explains so much

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Jason and Tim thought it would be funny to trick Bruce and Dick into seeing a couples therapist under the guise of it being family therapy but it worked weirdly well and now it’s super awkward because every time Dick talks about how much Bruce’s fathering attempts with him are improving because of the therapist they both have to hold their breath and try not to say that the therapist thinks they’re a gay couple and actually this is only really proving that Dick and Bruce’s relationship is way more fucked up than they thought-

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Dick: it’s actually been going really well, i’ve felt way more respected and cared for as a person rather than just an asset

Bruce: the weekly bonding time was a good idea, i feel much more connected to him.

Therapist: that’s great! now that you’re both building trust again, you can start to see the blessings of your relationship outside of just working in the same field. has there been any noticeable improvements in the energy of the bedroom department?

Bruce:

Bruce, abruptly remembering that Jason and Tim picked this therapist and Jason and Tim are assholes: what.

Dick, oblivious: well he’s stopped coming into my room without knocking? if that’s what you mean?

Dick: and there’s no security cameras anymore which is a plus-

Bruce, sinking down in his chair: for the love of god Dick shut up.

Therapist: now now, this is a safe space. it’s perfectly normal for people to engage in videotaping of sexual moments, but if Dick felt uncomfortable with that then his wishes should be respected.

Bruce:

Dick:

Dick: hold on. what now?

Jason and Tim in the vents, rapidly scrambling away: ABORT ABORT

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Series of games that all have names that are the names of genres the games do not belong to. Tower Defense is a real time strategy game where your central base is a tower and you lose if the enemy destroys it. Real Time Strategy is a deck builder where "time" is the resource mechanic that the cards consume. Deck Builder is a building simulator where you build decks for houses that are compliant to building codes, and Simul-later is a roguelite adventure game where your character is weak and you need to arrange for a bunch of enemies to do stuff simultaneously so their plans foil each other. And the Rogue Light Adventure? You guessed it. Tower defense game where you gotta protect Lucifer, the rogue light, from attacking forces while he regains his strength after being cast from heaven.

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Comm art!

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Today - of course - doodles 'n shit but i managed to make an actual drawing.

Friend's OC ; Silverfish!

belongs to a.perpetual.rise on discord <3

oh oh! cant forget the zoom ins!

that was actually my frist time ever drawing a hivewing lmao

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I killed the rat king of New York and inherited his throne by right of conquest or whatever, but I never took the rat oaths so I can speak to and command rats and they are compelled to obey, but they formally elected a rat president last year. I don't have any formal power in their social hierarchy but I have very real concrete magical power over them. I guess the title gets passed to my eldest son unless a rat kills me at some point.