#fuck you Olive Garden

[jrwiyuri]

fr answer for your hunger question: crackers, bread, rice, and pasta are good options if you can’t eat that much but need to have Something. soup also helps to sip on if you can

Thank u dear anon ❤️❤️

[stanleyvampire14]

John Emerson fans come get y’all’s juice while he’s single in this picture (I haven’t drawn teen Mary yet)

Bro refuses to change I swear to god he’s set in his ways

Look at tags for Mary lore

[girlcockholmes]

to be completely and fully honest this met gala theme is the easiest in the world to make a political statement and i think if nobody shows and does they should all be thrown into the ocean

[freakurodani]

which haikyuu characters are sitting in their car, parked in the olive garden parking lot and what are they doing?

[garlique]

bought a fucking car yesterday lads

[wereh0gz]

You think sonic gets any material rewards from the government for saving the world all the time

[irusanw4]

My family decided to do Mothers Day celebrations a day late. Fuckin terrible day. "Your cat has cancer do you need a new thing of breadsticks?" Directly into "Why don't you want to go to college?"

As a plus side I got to disturb my family by eating my salmon really fast, but like. That doesn't compare to the rest of the day :/

[benicebefunny]

This is still a Taste of Athens hate blog.

[britneyshakespeare]

There's no reason not to tip at a restaurant in the United States of America unless you are either A) a confused foreigner who has no idea that if you don't tip, your waitstaff WON'T GET PAID FOR THEIR WORK or B) a selfish asshole.

If you can afford the luxury of going out to eat, your budget for that expense best include a tip. If you don't wanna pay a tip, go get fast food. Buy food at a convenience store. Cook for yourself. Whatever. Loads of other options that are more cost-efficient for consumers than going out to eat anyway. If you are demanding food that is SERVED to you hot then you best be prepared to PAY FOR THE SERVICE YOU ARE DEMANDING.

The tipping system is fucked up in the way that workers' income relies on the politeness and generosity of random members of the public, and that it's completely legal for them to be stiffed out of their regular earnings by cheap assholes. I wish I didn't have to personally do my part in making sure my waiter can make rent at the end of the month. I wish they just got compensated regularly for their work like any other job! But they don't, and everybody knows that, and I still sometimes go out to restaurants and order food, so while that is a reality and I am contributing to that system I will make sure to compensate the servers for their work as I am reasonably expected to do.

IF YOU ENCOUNTER A WORKER WHO DEPENDS ON TIPS FOR THEIR REGULAR EARNINGS, THEN FUCKING TIP THEM SO THEY CAN AFFORD TO LIVE

[novelcain]

I will never forget the day my former boss looked me dead in the eyes on my orientation day and said: I'm a great judge of character. I can tell that you're an extrovert.

Me nervously laughing because every time I had interacted with this man I was masking my ass off to get this job and most certainly was NOT an extrovert but also didn't want to somehow risk my new job by saying otherwise: Yep! You got me!

[m1d-45]

Happy Valentine's day!

teddy, flowers for you - 🌸🌷🌹💐!

midas, flowers for you - 🌸🌷🌹💐!

sibling anon and stew anon and tiger anon or anyone else - 🪷💐💐🌻🌻🌼🌺,

I hope you guys had a good valentine's day! ty for the flowers, I've also never received them apart from my family lol

I also didn't know that all our names together spelled med room that's hilarious I need to think of sm with this

speaking of genshin, your kaz is better than mine(mines having an identity crisis bc I can't chose to build him on EM or crit rn) (and am overall focusing on ayaka since I'm building her rn)

- 🍄 (feeling very tempted to just drop my uid, the only other game I play apart from genshin is TCG *help* I play genshin sm my friends let me into their accts to play for them)(ar55 and world lvl 8 btw)

uhh something quirky so i can put a readmore here

yeah if you :

midas teddy mushroom

mid ted room

med room

it’s stilted but it works

also the only reason my kazuha is even okay at being a dps is because i want “what’s meta” and put everything everywhere into attack stats. it’s only recently that i’ve been trying crit and it’s giving me a crisis. i learned tighnari scaled off em and nearly cried.

aLSO IF YOURE BUILDING AYAKA WE COULD RUN THE DRAGONSPINE DOMAIN TOGETHER!!

i need blizzard for my chongyun n kaeya (who somehow?? still doesn’t have a good circlet???) so we could farm… together

(yes i know i shouldn’t build chongyun bc he’s not a good unit meta-wise or wtv but yk what fuck that and whoever says otherwise he works so well in permafrost w/ xingqiu that i don’t care. “oooo hes bad at cryo applications and shatters freezes” how about you get good at the game and accept that the boyfriends work well together.)

(hi i’m midas and have a lot of emotions about chongyun. he and razor are my claymore sons and i would die for them. if anybody clowns on their sword boyfriends then they’ll face my blade in a duel to fhe death)

[storm-of-feathers]

The entire Tyler bit is so good

[sqeeebus]

No this literally happened to me recently— except more embarassing

[manwiththemagic]

Everytime I open twitter it's a gamble of fun cats!! Or will I become an alcoholic??

[vaguenotions]

I really hate feeling irrational and upset over food. One of the worst things to be upset about. It feels SO fucking stupid.

[pollenallergie]

okay, this, but your first date is at either the olive garden or the chili’s across the street from the strip mall you both work in.

modern!eddie is absolutely the guy in the chuck e. cheese costume at hawkin’s local chuck e. cheese, and he hates every single second of it, but it pays and he’s desperate, so he endures it. the location is in a rundown strip mall and you just so happen to work at the dry cleaners next door, which means you spend your lunch breaks in the back alley behind the strip mall, eating really shitty pizza and sharing a joint with a guy in a mouse costume (because he’s too lazy to take the costume off and chuck e. cheese is a dying franchise anyways, so the manager doesn’t really care if the mascot reeks of weed). one of these days, mouseboy will get the courage to ask you out, but, for now, he settles for sharing his weed and trading service industry war stories with you.