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Blazing Saddles (1974) // Dir. Mel Brooks

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I kept some yogurt's lids and tried to animate on them. I made 17 frames and I am quite satisfied with the result

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the fucking cop who broke up chaz is now the sheriff in my county can i NEVER RESTTTTTT

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you know how when margaret thatcher finally died, the UK played "ding dong the witch is dead" in her memory?

my fellow americans, we need to start planning NOW. what is the funniest thing we can push to #1 on that choice day?

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train autistic but not in the sense that i am autistically interested in trains but in the sense that i am autistic about (distinct from being interested in) efficient sustainable and equitable ways to run a society and trains are a majestic way to transport people over large distances in this regard

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Guy who's been lost in the woods for weeks and is now having a Tumblr themed hallucination from dehydration dashboard simulator:

🌲Tree-3816638 Follow

If you squint really hard at my bark it kinda looks like Yaoi. See?

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🐦The Squawkerrrrrr Follow

Check out how loud I can be AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAA

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🐭Stupid fucking rat who ate all my food Follow

Man I am just stuffed. Can't believe some chump just left a pile of berries lying around. I'm gonna eat his fingers when he sleeps.

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🌊That saltwater not to far Follow

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👩I don't know this person Follow

Are you ok? Hey. Can you hear me?

Guys call an ambulance I found a guy! He looks pretty bad.

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bought weed for the first time since august what can i say i would truly rather go back to smelling like weed than smelling like cigs and i need fucking something

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the shit you people deem "erotica" is mindblowingly bad i think you gotta start over from square one and learn to jack off to real people again

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i was kind of imagining all 15 pipes dropping at the same time in one cacophony but he drops them one after another very methodically and then sighs and goes At least i only dropped 14 of them.. & then there's. well you're smart you can figure this one out

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Casually dropping his hyper fixation into the convo so he’s forced to talk to me for another hour

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thsi is literally fucking killing me