#fuck yeah selfship posting

[literally-a-waffle-fry]

Selfshippers imagine if ur F/O was in fortnite. Wouldn't that be so cool

[silly4goose20]

I'm such a tweaker for him. It is unreal. 😭🙏

Check out my new self insert....mwahahah.

[that-otherkin-selfshipper]

Casual reminder that if you ship children with ADULTS you are fucking gross. stay the fuck away from me and my blog thank you.

I hope you never come in contact with any real children. Go back to the pit you crawled out of.

[saetiate]

if you were a character and shidou selfshipped with you he’d draw the nastiest sex with you and post it

[sootyships]

of course, your f/o adores you!

look. it's always us ourselves who are our worst critics—or the people close to us who take us so much for granted they won't appreciate the good in us.

your f/o isn't like that! right? it's not very kind to think people who care about you would think so badly of you. i know that little voice in your head wants to tell you these things, but that voice is unkind to everyone.

and besides, while what your f/o gets out of your relationship isn't what's most important, they do! they do get things out of it! you can understand your f/o so well that few people could even hold a candle to you. it's not just that you care for them and know so much about them, but you are also willing to recognize their complexity. you make them feel good about themselves!

but they also can perceive you both more objectively (as someone who isn't you or a family member) and more subjectively (as themselves) and they recognize the things about you that appeal to them, even when you have difficulty recognizing them.

they adore you, and they want to make you happy.

[shirogane-oushirou]

🍄 Happy (belated) Renniversary!! 🍄

it's been one year (+ two weeks) since the dream i had about a Strange and Silly Guy who ended up becoming Ren!! i've never had an oc who's been this important to me, and he's helped me through some difficult times and exhausting issues. he's also the reason why i formally joined the selfship community and met so many cool people!! 💕

i'm so happy to have finally finished this piece to celebrate the day (night?) he dropped into my head almost completely formed, changing my life for the better. gripping him in my fist and squeezing ARGH i love my little Fun Guy... Fungi... so so much, and i hope he always knows that. 😌💖

[reallapiscake12]

Hey Pressure fandom can yall be fucking normal about the Zerum drama for once

if the majority of the fandom acts like this then yeah i have no issue not interacting with it 💀

[presidentpoppy]

yanagi telling me aaaaallllllll about his cards and me totally failing to not fall head over heels for him expressing his passion for them and what they’re themed after

selfship taglist! <3 @garden-of-seraphim @selfshipper @kaibaspuppy @sunstar-of-the-north @gideongrovel @sweettoothselfships @sequids

let me know if u want to be added or removed!!

[mydictionary-yume]

I guess this is going around again?

[silly4goose20]

Welcome to my corner of the internet! Enjoy your stay!

Strawpage -> https://meadowsheavenlyvalley.straw.page

‼️ PRO SHIPPERS, AI ART SUPPORTERS, ANTI-FURRS, RACISTS, TRANSPHOBES, HOMPHOBES, "FICTIONKINS", K*z, M*sha, ECT ECT DNI. I HATE YALL ‼️

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Against The Kitchen Floor - Will Wood

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Hello there unfortunate soul who just ventured across my little hole in the internet, my name is Elfie/Meadow/Luci [any one of them works, I have no preference]. I am 18 turning 19 in March of next year! My content is generally mature, mostly because of the content of them. It's also because I'm not comfortable interacting with anyone under 15. Especially over the internet ..and especially over Tumblr.

I am a polytheistic Christian with a Catholic leaning and love for Mother Mary. I believe Jesus loves all and that God makes people the way they are for a reason. I believe in kindness, truthfulness, loyalty and patience. Do not be hateful on my page. Do not be hateful to me, my friends or anyone else through my page. It will earn you a block and report. I am also an omnitherian otherkin. I have so many theriotypes, and I will not be listing them as I've received backlash from the amount. I will tell you that I'm a nymphkin and a seraphimkin. I don't know if you know, but I'm a writer, digital/traditional artist and soon to be tattoo apprentice. I have been building characters and stories from these OCs since I was 9. My other interests include meteorology, homesteading, Minecraft, TF2, The Sims 4, Markiplier, Markiplier Egos, The Great Gatsby, The Mandela Catalog, Animaniacs, Pinky and The Brain, My Singing Monsters, EAS scenarios, collecting lisncese plates, cold winter nights, Christain Theology, The Backrooms, The SCP Foundation, Anthropology, Psychology, Trolls, Beetlejuice, Floppa [lil guy], Encanto, The Fairly Odd Parents [TNW included!], Bluey, Sonic the Hedgehog, Dying Light, Dogman, Will Wood and probably much more I can't remember rn.

I am a selfshipper! I however am NOT a proshipper. Proshippers are nasty disgusting and they need serious help. I am generally fine with sharing but if it states "NON-SHARING", pleaseeee respect that!!! My f/os are -

• John Dory [Trolls]

• Bruno Madrigal [Encanto]

• Engineer Markiplier

• Seek [Doors]

• Professor KuKui [Pokemon S&M]

• Arvin [Pokemon S&V]

• Ross [The Wild Robot]

• Beetlejuice

• Beast Bendy [BATIM]

• Sammy Lawrence [BATIM]

• Intruder [The Mandela Catalog]

• Yakko Warner [Animaniacs]

• Elias Shaw [The SCP Foundation]

• Cosmo + Wanda [The Fairly Odd Parents]

• Bandit + Chilli Heeler

• Knuckles the Echidna [NON SHARING]

• Shadow the Hedgehog [NON SHARING]

• Sonic the Hedgehog [NON SHARING]

• Knuckles the Dread [NON SHARING]

• Petey the Cat [NON-SHARING!!!!!]

• Kyle Crane [Dying Light - NON SHARING!]

• Spy [TF2 - Semi-non sharing]

• Engineer [TF2]

• Medic [TF2 - NON SHARING]

• Sniper [TF2]

Asks + Ask Rules

• Feel free to ask about any of the characters listed on the masterlist below!

• NSFW limited to any character with a ‼️ symbol next to them

• Asks about me are allowed but keep them SFW.

• No spamming my inbox.

Go follow my brother AKA my best friend - @kibby-draws-stuff

Go follow Scarlette/Kit AKA the love of my life - @redfoxkitt

Go follow my beautiful girlfriend, Keirain / Vesper - @keikei69420

Give my bestie from another testie a follow - @literally-a-waffle-fry

^ my Sona, Mary Jane 🌿. Feel free to draw her!

My personal AU's master list of characters + their Janitor AI bots will be below this cut! Thank you for coming to my little side of the internet!

Welcome to the Master list part of this intro! Here will be the ultimate collection of all my OCs and their lore. All of these are subject to change. The difference between a kinnie playlist and just a regular playlist is that the regular playlists are what our alters of them listen to. Kinnie playlists are for those who relate to my characters.

Jay Clef-Gatsby-Carraway ‼️

• Lore [as of 2024]

• Kinnie Playlist

• Janitor AI Bot

• Janitor AI Bot [VILLIAN AU]

Damien Warfstache [Darkiplier]

• Lore [as of 2024]

• Redraw [AHWM]

• Janitor AI Bot

Alto Clef-Gatsby-Carraway ‼️

• Design posting [As of 2024]

• Him and Jay

• First Design

• Playlist

Host Iplier

• Willard Comic

• Design Reveal

• Meeting Yancy

• Headcanons

• The Host HATES yams

• Janitor AI Bot

Willard! Ipiler

• Design + Lore [As of 2024]

• Willard Comic

• Euthanasia

Yancy Iplier

• Design

Wilford Warfstache ‼️

• Design [As of 2024]

• Design Inspo

• Playlist

Lawrence Beetlejuice Shaggoth ‼️

• Lore + Design [As of 2024]

• Janitor AI Bot

Unus

• Design

Actor! Mark

• Design [As of Nov. 2024]

• OLD!!!Design

• Celine and his lore [OLD DESIGN USED BUT STILL CANON!!!!]

Googleplier

• Design

Engineer! Mark / Torres

• Lore

• Design

Lydia Deetz-Petterson

• Lore + Design

• Janitor AI Bot

Devin Dimmadome-Iplier

• Lore + Official Design

• Janitor AI Bot

• Design Reveal

• Playlist

Shadow the Hedgehog

• Playlist

More on the way!

[voided-selfships]

I might need to remove Angel from my f/o list

[vintageghoststories]

fighting for my life out here

[kakusu-shipping]

Moodboard for any of your mha si 👉👈🥺

*goes to look back at any of your lore*

This one took me a little bit because I had to go color my new reference for my My Hero Academia Self Inserts. So I also went ahead and made a board I'd been meaning to for a while to go with it!

Ta-dah! My Villain S/I general moodboard, and a board for his real fucked up situation with his husband, AFO!

I'd love to go over the lore of all my S/Is again sometime, maybe after the series ends and I have a chance to binge it start to finish...

[iitsarss]

okay so…. ERMMM so I had in mind writing more abt this DICKHEAD buttttt my computer.my beloved,beautiful computer.IS BROKEN STOPPP it doesn’t charge.so.the thing. i HATE doing this kinda thing on phone cause is soooo uncomfortable yk idk maybe it’s just me but yeah… SO UNTIL I GET MY COMPUTER BACK.(took it to the uhh store??)

1. Fuck yall ur not getting Griefer/j

(real) 1. I don’t post

2. Just some headcanons!!

YEAHH!! probs 2 cause i NEEED to yap abt this man sooo bad…anywaysss! get some selfship cause i was bored ,kinda ugly but who cares

YEAH. WHITE GRIEFER??? NAH. HE HAS MELANIN NOW YALL!! giggles i love him licks him grr,,Spanish moment ERMM if he was Spanish he would TOTALLY be a cani. like rlly he gives me the vibes 👅👅

[catfuyus]

FROST ME, BABY | 12 DAYS OF XMAS - UNCUT EDITION

NOTE: based on the 12 days of christmas selfship event going on ! This is an extended version of day 3 and still largely selfship coded! DNI if selfshipping makes you uncomfy, mdni divider by @/cafekitsune PAIRING: manjiro sano x reader WARNING: food play, established relationship, oral (f receiving), fingering, p in v, cervix fucking, smut no plot, this post contains adult content so minors dni !

“What’re we gonna do with all this leftover frosting?” you giggle as you scoop another mouthful with the tip of your finger. It’s still warm from the pan, even after you both devoured more than a healthy serving of freshly baked cinnamon rolls.

“I have a few ideas,” mikey smirks across from you, pulling you by your hips until your back’s against the counter, right next to the dessert tray. you watch him scoop a bit of frosting up with his finger, and gasp as he smears it on your neck.

“What’re you—” and then his hot mouth is on your pulse, sucking the sugar and frosting and replacing your complaints with a sudden gasp. your hands are in his hair, tugging his mouth towards you, but his lips stop just a breath away from yours.

his head turns, lips curling up into a smile, and you don’t need to see what he’s doing to know what he’s doing. he brings two fingers full of frosting back up to your lips. you open your mouth obediently and suck the frosting off his digits, soaking them with your tongue. mikey pulls them out of your mouth before the frosting is done and replaces his fingers with his heated kiss. his tongue pushing past your lips and stealing the sugar from your mouth. you can still taste the cinnamon and dough as he nibbles on your lower lip.

“Let’s take this tray to the bedroom, yeah?”

there are two towels laid out on the bed. one to keep your mess from spreading out on the bedsheets, the other to set the tray on. it’s all just one giant mess waiting to happen. even as you sit naked on the towel, reminding him not to fuck outside the lines, you can’t help the giggle that escapes from your chest as you dip your fingers back into the frosting.

“we should just fuck on the floor” is his last coherent thought before he smears white, sticky frosting across your breast.

“wait, you’re making a mess,” you giggle as you spread some sugar just below his navel. mikey’s making quick work of the frosting, glazing you much like the real cinnamon rolls from earlier. his hands are sticky where he touches you, and you kiss and lick at his shoulders, his fingers as they move across your face.

at this point you’re just groping at each other, your hips grinding into each other. you lick at the tattoo on his shoulder before mikey takes your nipple into his mouth. sucking and swirling his tongue around the peak, the pink muscle dancing across your skin and onto the other breast. “you’re so sweet, baby” he bites you roughly, and you have to remind him you’re not a real dessert.

his sticky fingers find your clit, and you know you should protest just a bit, but all sense is driven out of your mind as he rubs that soft sugar around your sensitive lips. you don’t know if anyone’s ever cum from having frosting rubbed on them before, but mikey knows how your body works, and his skillful touch applies just the right amount of pressure to hitch your breath in your throat and have your muscles clenching on empty sugar.

your juices are melting the frosting, and mikey finally dips one sweet, delicious finger into your aching core. he moans as he pumps it in and out of you. his fingers are longer, thicker than yours but it’s not enough, not even as you squeeze at his finger with a vice.

two more pumps of his finger and his lips find yours, kissing you passionately before he slips another finger in at the same time as his tongue. you moan as you let him get you off with his sticky hands, body clenching in his pleasure. your own hands grope at his shoulders, arms, his muscular body, getting tacky and stuck with each squeeze of joy. you giggle as you break the kiss for air, fumbling blindly for the tray of frosting before bringing some more to his lips. he sucks your fingers into his mouth, fucks you harder with his hands and you keel, squeezing your eyes shut at the sudden intensity.

and when the pressure builds, he pulls his hand away. kissing the side of your head tenderly, one last peck to your lips to share the sweetness of his mouth, and then he’s readjusting to sit up.

you lay on your back as your sweet boyfriend kisses your tummy, sticky with sugar, and licks at your navel. he trails kisses and bites down your body until your thighs are spread around him, licking and nipping at the inside of your thigh. “I can’t wait to taste how sweet you are.”

it’s probably something he’s said hundreds of times, but your new added flavor has you blushing with embarrassment. “wait…” you breathe out, not sure what you’re begging for.

mikey doesn’t wait. mikey doesn’t wait for anything, not when it comes to desserts or motorcycles or fist fighting but especially not when it comes to you. he devours you every chance he gets, with an open mouth and hot tongue, pressing right up against your drooling pussy. your toes curl as he sucks at your clit, tongue darting between your folds and messily slurping at the mess of juices your body and his frosting have created.

you always get embarrassed receiving head, but your body has a mind of its own as your hips grind up against his mouth. I’ll apologize later you try to promise yourself as your hands find mikey’s dark hair, fingers lost in his tresses and you press his face deeper into your pussy.

he lets out a deep moan, getting off on your debauched pleasure, pushing his two thick fingers into your soaking cunt with a sudden force. you can’t hold back the cries as you moan into your shared apartment while he pumps his fingers in and out of you, your voice filling the room as you grind and squeeze against mikey’s torment. It feels so good. It feels so good. your voice is becoming a whimper, begging, pleading with mikey to just fuck me, fuck me harder.

when he curls his fingers against your aching sweet spot you squeeze your eyes shut so tight you see stars. that delicious pleasure spreads across your spine, goosebumps springing to life on your skin as your orgasm spreads through you, soaking you in a shaking after bliss.

it’s a lot quieter now that you’ve stopped begging, your ragged breaths filling the space of the apartment. mikey kisses your thighs tenderly, pecking your skin with sweet kisses even as he smiles devilishly. “think I’m gonna make you squirt today.”

“no!” you shoot up, mikey meets your gaze with hazy eyes, pinning you back against the bed in a soft kiss, his hand gently around your throat. “you know—“ kiss “I don’t like—“ kiss “squirting, baby” kiss. he slips his tongue into your mouth and you taste a mix of your cum and frosting, a surprisingly delicious combination. you kiss sloppy, and feel him grinding his cock against your sensitive entrance.

“anything but that, baby, please, we’re already so messy…” your hips rock against his as you plead, the grinding building you up again. you try to angle your hips so that the tip of his cock catches at your entrance, but he teases you by letting it slip away and back up against your clit.

mikey chuckles darkly before hovering his face over you, “I want to absolutely wreck you.”

a wave of pleasure crashes up against you, it has you opening your legs wider for him, settling against the bedsheets more pliantly for him, every pore of your body is aching for him, and all you can do is stare into his dark eyes and hope he devours you whole.

mikey tenderly kisses the side of your temple. kisses your cheek. kisses the tip of your nose. he plants little, soft kisses all over your face before he leans his forehead against yours and squeezes his eyes shut, “I love you.”

it’s a slow, languorous push of his cock into your aching heat, your mouth falling open as he finally fills you with his length. every thought you’ve ever had dissolves like sugar on his tongue as he begins to slowly thrust in and out of your cunt.

he breathes heavy into your throat, sucking deep red welts onto the surface of your skin. every bite, every lick submerging you further and further into the heavy bliss of your joined bodies. you moan his name. you moan his name again, wrapping your legs around his waist, begging for the intensity to increase.

he doesn’t waste a second, picking up on the queues of your body before he thrusts back into your cunt. hard, rough, his hips begin slapping against yours hard, fucking you until the whole bed rocks and the tray of frosting clatters to the floor.

“more, harder,” you wrap your arms around his shoulders and let him fuck you for all he’s worth. hips slamming against your pelvis, cock head bullying your cervix over and over until you’re whimpering and squeezing him between your thighs. “mikey—“ between gasps, “mikey,” just his name over and over as he leaves love bites all over your neck.

mikey groans as he picks up his own pace, the thrill of chasing his pleasure right at his spine, “my baby,” he calls after you, grunting between thrusts, “all mine, all mine. cunt’s so sweet baby, ugh—”

“m all yours baby,” you whisper back to him, trapping his face between your hands so you can look deep into his black eyes, “love you so much,” you relax your cunt to take him deeper, let him fuck right up against your cervix, as deep as it’ll go. you bite your lip, furrow your eyebrows as you feel it push and fill you up with his length, your body suddenly shaking with the intensity of it all as your eyelashes flutter between shut and open “love you so much—“

you watch his pupils dilate as he breaks, cheeks flush from the effort of his orgasm rocking through him. his hips thrust at an erratic pace, eyebrows creasing his perfect face as he never looks away from yours. your eyes going hazy as the pleasure explodes in your bellies, the slow roll and strength of your orgasm suddenly bringing tears to your eyes. he moans into your mouth, holding your face delicately while grinding his hips flat against yours, not separating for a moment to trap your mix inside.

he brushes his nose against yours with a smile as you catch your breath.

“you’re soooo lucky I’m soooo good to you,” he jokes, and the giggle bursts free from your chest like bubbles to the surface.

“yea i really didn’t wanna squirt today, I can’t believe you would threaten me like that” you jokingly put your hand to your forehead for dramatic effect.

mikey kisses your cheek, and then kisses you again at your neck. “I really wanted to do it though.”

“yea, not with all the frosting around—! the frosting!” you try to turn your head to see where the tray landed, but mikey doesn’t let up from where he’s trapped you under him. at most, you can move your head.

mikey laughs as he gets comfy on top of you, dragging a pillow over your shoulder so he can rest his head and fully rest his body on top of yours. “we’ll probably have ants by tomorrow.”

you gasp. “Mikey! No ! Get off of me, we need to clean up!” And even as you panic and half heartedly try to push him off, you can’t help but smile and laugh, bribing him into letting you up with the promise of a shared shower and some more fun tomorrow ♡

day four, mornings in the bedroom with mikey .˳⁺⁎˚ ⋆

[rencoons-trashcan]

He means the world to me you have no idea...

(wanted to post this as an extra for the Valentine's day drawings, but could't have finished it on time X,l)

[Also lil' rambilng about the man under the cut hehe]

Even tough I love and adore all my skrungly wunglies so much, there's something about Sans that none of the other blorbos can do and it's that he would be the only one who could actually get to know the real me/ my true-self (I sound crazy lmao but if you know what I'm talking about/mean here you'll get me).

Like, with the other blorbos I HAVE to make self-insert "ocs" trying to make stuff up so it makes sense in the timeline or the story of the media (yeah, even though it doesn't look like it I do that when selfshipping but I never post about it lmao), but here with Sans I can fully insert myself y'know? Also the fact that literally the game is aware that IT IS A GAME makes it easier to trully feel yourself as your own character there, taking part of everything and making interactions a bit more personal.

All that stuff, the closeness you feel and imagining this man accompanying me through so many things makes him so important for me, like a good old friend that you've known all your life, even like some sort of personal guardian (even tho his ass canonically is lazy as fuck to be something like that, but he did have that promise with Tori to protect Frisk/the player after all, right?).

To sum up, I love this man so much and he will always mean everything to me ;;w;; <3<3