#fuck yeah fish boys
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You’re beautiful and I’d like to get to know you
Thanks I’m a fish boy
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Impulsively shoving a guy's hand in your mouth after having the thought "oh just like when my little sister used to prick herself on a rose thorn" and then immediately being treated like a pet who ate something they shouldn't have? Wonderful. Thank you, Thane.
(also not pictured is Thane apparently trying to scrape your tongue with his hand BEFORE pouring the holy water down your throat because NO. BAD.)
#bewitching sinners#palmier baker#thane verashkova#accidentally ingesting vampire blood because of big brother impulses is wild#also the reason hes so alarmed is bc in that world you kinda soulbond to others and thats how you soulbond as a vampire#you drink each others blood and so hes flipping out because while he hasnt had your blood yet#hey your ex is going to absolutely kill me if we bond on accident and i dont think i wanna die like that!#which is VERY cool to know thank you thane im so glad your concern is actually less of being bound#but about being murdered thats really cool#also the fact thane is found in the library studying with arshem my beloved ex and is BRIBED TO LEARN RECIPES#by arshem with vials of mixed blood hes just CASUALLY CARRYING is like hey man#thank you for being group mum i love you for it#and then later on arshem actually is like oh thane you can drink my blood later since you havent fed for a while#and thane is super chipper about it like HECK YEAH THANKS !#hey boys youre adorable thank you for existing in this incredibly fucked up world#im in a choke hold with this otome im sorry#you ever try to be nice to a guy and think surely this will help him a little bit then you get background lore#and you realize youre probably making things A LOT WORSE FOR HIM by being nice#im going through it with my emotions as i learn about palmiers actions pre game swap so like#dude please i am BEGGING YOU palmier please have ONE redeeming quality in you at some point#i want to adopt one of the love interests as my son though and im obsessed with the fact he can speak fish#my son can speak to the fish and he gives me fish as a present bc i might need it later#and i do actually in fact need said fish later for another quest#thankyou my son i love you and i appreciate you youre amazing#gonna have to draw arshem at some point and everyone will immediately go yeah that makes sense
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Commission for @fizziepop! Rambling under the readmore!
The concept for this one was that Y/N has, some-way, somehow... perished. The boys have lost them. And so here they are - torn apart yet brought together, in rage and fear and grief.
But, if you wanna be silly with it - maybe it's just that they tripped and fell down and the boys are acting like its the END OF THE WORLD. Might work with gala again later and do a follow up on this with y/n in the family guy death pose haha! (might even do it on my own if it strikes me!)
This piece took me. MONTHS. And it was a challenge, and I VERY much struggled at times. But Gala has been WONDERFUL through the whole thing, and honestly I had a BLAST working on this piece. (Also Gala idk if I ever mentioned - you gave me WONDERFUL refs and had super vivid ideas, it was awesome.) I learned a lot of fun new techniques, and improved a LOT while working on this! Finished it up last night on stream, and I'm super proud of it! Gala, I hope you love it just as much as I do!!! <3
In particular I am the most fond of the bio-lights on Eclipse, and the shading on moon. Though I do like the patterns for the lights on sun, I think the glow on Eclipse looks just a taaaaad cooler. I ALSO got SUPER carried away with the clouds in the bg - it was meant to me "simple" oopsie. But! It was fun and dang??? I really like how they turned out! (thank you, gouache brush my beloved <3)
#fnaf sb#fnaf sun#fnaf moon#fnaf eclipse#mer au#fnaf au#mermay#no its not mermay but IDK ANYMORE#its almost OCTOBER#*yeets the fish at u*#funky little jester boys#my art#comm#sinna comms#gala comm#stream art#fuck yeah yall i FINISHED IT!!#YIPPEE!!!!!!!!!!
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“Yeah we slay” okay buddy
the slayers themselves
#no i did not stalk anyone on instagram.#image is cropped in the interest of. best interest#in best interest#logan and kyle are both so#florida#and unfortunately my ass decided to love them both#things i am not: from florida.#but we move#fucking florida boys and their fucking fish. fuck you#i’d die for you#kill yourself#BUT YEAH WE SLAY!#logan sargeant#kyle kirkwood
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the deweys photos are from this video: https://youtu.be/5xTwJho44ao?si=bPw8MZZ327lCogVZ aren’t they just everything
kissing you and the minnesota wild official media team (with consent) full on the mouth, THANK YOU THIS VIDEO IS EVERYTHING 🥰🥰 i have seen pieces of it before i think (connor petting a shark 🥹) but the entire video start to finish is such a delight, 10/10 would recommend
#i’m so glad i saw this now and not when i was deranged at 2AM last night (i say as if i am not currently deranged)#like i had to physically pause. stop watching the video. to take notes to tell you guys about it i hope you know#holyjost thank u i love u i appreciate u & how u always have the sources 😭#i send out a prayer to the universe (put shit in the tags) & u provide#liv in the replies#holyjost#i love this reaction image btw it is one of my FAVORITES#anyway i was just chilling and then lost it at the ‘brandon just says shit’ part and had to start writing down notes (as follows)#there is SO much. the lore. the fact that brandon lasts two seconds before his shirt comes off everyone else is so bundled#dewey2 immediate “sharks” girl help the two of them on the bean bag together#the boat competition BOLDY’S CONTRACT??? yeah i AM thinking about that in a weird way what kind of contract brandon#also boldy motion sickness girlie he’s so real for that one 😭😭#and brandon talking a big game and then like fuckin. curled into a ball on the beanbag passed out bro i cannot.#LD BONITA? LD BONITA FISH??? So excitedly???? my GOD.#LEAVE THAT POOR FISH ALONE!!!!#oh the shark lore 🥺 dewey baby let me take you to this fantastic thing called an aquarium.#you can pet sharks there!!! i can’t even. i know i’ve seen it and had a breakdown about it before but connor’s hand when he pets the shark#the absolute joy oh my god. connor PLEASE ik u want to touch all the fish… we have sturgeon & sting rays & jellies#brandon praising connor’s attitude 🫡 he is so goal oriented they said the goal is a vibe check and connor studied.#also. save me hot brothers save me#what the fuck is this yeti cup ritual give me a cult au NOW wkdndiwkdi they’re such freaks. i love it. also just drink it bro#VLADDY MENTION THAT’S MY BOY HI BEAUTIFULLLLL#OH THIS WAS THE MIDDSY FIGHT???#awww Freddy (who i never think is a forward??)#connor dewar#brandon duhaime#minnesota wild#for reference!
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fuck me.. work tonight was so draining like i suddenly remember why i moved into admin a few years ago now. let me never complain about my job again
#covering youth sessions ages me ten years every time#these 16something lads will continually condescend to me but i’m nothing if not sarcastic and stubborn - i WILL get that apology from them#lmaoooo#im exhausted but it wasn’t half bad overall tbh im just out of practice for youth work#it’s been years but the groups i used to have when i started were so much ‘worse’ behaved than these lot#they were just rowdy and hungry and petty#which yeah checks out 100000% for teen boys#stelle yaps#the group i’ve had for the last few years as i’ve gone into admin were so easy in that they were polite and mature - but the other#issues i was helping them with regarding da and healthy relationships#we’re not so easy but still it’s a totally different kettle of fish to what tonight was like#fucking food thrown all over 😭😭 like what a waste and kicking at the doors and the windows and shit#ugh anyway vent over it was fine and tomorrow im doing three hours of work before im off on holiday for a week!#also i should add it was a 12 hour work day today… like they couldn’t have picked a worse day for me 🙃
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Selkie Ron in my brain again but that makes me think of KELPIE WILLY. LIKE. GUYS SEE THE VISION!
#Willy Stampler trying to drown that boy like a scottish horse river spirit#i imagine he did it by taking Ron's seal skin so that way he'd drown as a human but alas. poor fool got Fish Lured#thinking about the way Lark kept saying “ his little TEETH” like yeah....i am thinking of Ron with little seal chompers......i am 🧡#Goofy Ron smile and he's got small dagger teeth. hes a fish eating monster someone STOP HIM!!#Alternatively. also Naga Glenn with big ol' fang....Darryl tusks.....ahehehehahheheheehhe wowoooooow im so.....normal abou tthag#HENRY WITH A TOOTHED BIRD TONGUE. WOULD THAT BE FUCKED UP OR WHAT! /POS#bruceys au stuff
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I am a woman looking for:
⬛ men
⬛ women
✅ a 20 gal/75 litre fish tank I can actually fucking buy in (Western) Australia
#kerytalk#fish nonsense#lol joking also looking for women#but no seriously why the fuck is everything under the sun available up until about 60L and then it's like 120L/31 gallon#yeah I could go to the local fish shop but that requires going outside and you know ... energy#it's also 41C today fuck that#last thing I wanna do is go in there and look at all the tanks like 'well none of these work and now I'm just tired'#western australia specified because oh boy do we get the short end of the imports stick#you thought aussie biosecurity laws were bad - wait until you find out my state has its OWN laws on top of that lmao#also tanks heavy#also jesus christ the amount of people selling tanks WITH fish on facebook marketplace#buddy I don't want your fucking fish also - literally shouldn't be selling them on here
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you can tell who actually came here to fish and knows the horrors of the sun and who is just here for fun silly pr and have no intentions to deep sea fish
#only 3 boys came with long sleeve light weight shirts? oh we've lost the ancient texts#yeah ekkys worn that hoodie before#thats one of his many fishing outfits#because ofc the man who bought a fucking fishing boat because he kept annoying matheson about taking him out on his boat has fishing outfits#ekky did not come here to play hes locked the fuck in#while mikksy and forsy do fish and have gone deepsea fishing before you can kinda tell its not super their thing#forsy has stated before he likes lake fishing more despite ekky taking him out for some deep sea fishing#and mikksy has bragged about catching a dorado but thats about as much fishing stories ive heard from him#aside from the sturgeon tagging trip ekky organised (and mikksy was invited!!! so he does like fishing a lot!!!!)#lundy also likes fishing and does fish in the summer#but the scandinavians give more of a “i like lake fishing more than deep sea fishing” vibe#ekky has also taken benny out fishing in his boat but it seems more of a eh its a fun activity to fuck around with if a friend invites me#but im not gonna go out of my way to do it like ekky does#anyways why am i rambling about fishing in the tags jesus#im just here for maffhews cute fun flirty shorts hes been flaunting about in the same way animals have favourite colours#which tend to be fluorescent because its very attention grabbing re: gators preferring the colour pink and gravitating towards pink flowers#if they fall in their water enclosures yeah that was a study i read the article and it was fantastic
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Yall,,,,,,,,,, im modding my pc copy of p4g to hell and back bc ive finished the game 3 times and homies,,,,,, some of the comments on these mods are sending me.
(On the gay romance mod) "this mod is incredibly creepy, this chara is a minor and we shouldnt be modding in dating options for them. Probably best to report this"
Bruh. One its cut content still in the game files, and just made active again. Two look me in the eyes and tell me word for word what the canon lovers romance flag is. Tell me exactly how the 16yr old protag starts dating rise. Ill wait.
#im just gonna send this out into thw wild without tags and hope no one cancels me#to any of my followers who care#its been a while since i played so i dont remember exactly why shes bawling#i think bc she decided she did wanna go back to showbiz but her movie role was replaced by a competitor#anywho she is sobbing buckets#and the protag can either hug her or stand there like a fucking clown and let her cry publically at the steak skewer place#i didnt realize thats the romance flag so i went#my protag isnt going to be an asshole so im going to comfort her and give her a hug#and then the romance flag pinged#note i was trying for yukiko or chie at the time but that cancelled that#my boy is not a two timer#but yeah our bestie that we fished out of the garbage telling us that were special to him and that he wants to hold our hand CANNOT#be worse than that#maybe after i mod all this ill finish my aa playthrough#my switch copy is just sitting there and i feel bad since a few of my mutuals love it and i feel like it too could take over my head hole#but souyo has owned my entire ass for the past 4 years so alas im gonna put another 200hrs into a 60hr game
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having a comic idea in my brain but i dont wanna get up and sketch it but i cant write it in the way i want to because i am cursed to think in pictures but i cant. draw it rn.
#OH WELL. i just wanna know what their story mode journal entries would be like and i have some ideas#fish resents the entire concept of being forced to keep some kind of log and mostly uses it to complain about shit. l dear dumb diary#type shit like dear my stupid fucking diary that my stupid fucking boss is making me do. but they do actually do it because they cant bring#themselves to be mean to winston they just do it mad the whole time#they try to bother the boys into showing hir theirs and i think junkrats using his like a sketchbook to do little doodles instead of#actually writing anything and people just let him. maybe he lies and tells mercy he cant read so command just lets him get away w it#in my mind theres a tangential conversation where he has a lot of doodles of sojourn doing cool stuff and fish points out that he knows a#lot about overwatch and hes like yeah? i watched the old broadcasts as a kid. and theyre like ??????? how did you get a fucking tv in the#wasteland. and hes like OH well my mum was real handy where do you think i get my brilliance from. in my mind his mom was a tinkerer and a#fairly compassionate and decent woman who kind of taught him some of the basics before she died sometime when he was a kid/tween#anyways then they notice roadhog is spending a weirdly long time writing his and he wont show it to them so they just fucking wrassle it#away from him. i cant decide the funniest thing to be on there between genuinely journaling with a lot of emotion or hes writing some#shitty original novel or something. like brigs poetry where its just really bad but very earnest.
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in my defense, i was like 90% sure u already knew what banana fish was and i thought u would call me out on my bs right away. i did have a moment of panic when it turned out that u didn’t so 🥺
Hahaha it’s totally fine. I’ve actually never heard of it before today but I did start watching it because of this because I was curious. I like it so far
#I don’t personally mind dark or serious content matter#it’s never really affected me. I dunno why. i refuse to fuck with the supernatural because Irish but anything real world doesn’t really#bother me all that much. I don’t have many triggers#granted I work in criminal law and my day to day involves a lot of like. face stabbings.#banana fish isn’t triggering for me#but yeah I’d never actually heard of it before today#it’s definitely interesting and I like it so far so solid rec#but it is so not slice of life comfy anime lol#but it deals in a lot of serious subject matter so people who will be triggered by it should definitely not try it it will not be comfy#no harm no foul with me I just want to make sure no one following me takes the rec and gets accidentally triggered#not gonna lie my friend has been telling me to watch an anime for ages that’s called ‘something something -fish’ that I know for a fact is#slice of life anime about an awkward girl who likes jellyfish and a boy son of a politician who crossdresses and I thought it was that#i googled that is princess jellyfish it is very much not banana fish#it’s supposedly very cute and comforting I’ve been meaning to watch it forever#I knew there was a fish somewhere in the title I knew that much
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oh yea btw live-action flounder looks like a pop-tart
I could put that bitch in a toaster and he'd come out with the lil ridge marks n everything
#absolutely no one asked but i saw a picture of him today and HOLY FUCK#dude is sickly as shit not a thought behind those eyes#ngl i don't want my adorable squishy little boi to look like that fucking fish#i usually love fish#but he looks like shit disney wtf#anyway yeah i ain't watching the movie anyway cuz idc and im disappointed#and also across the spiderverse and fucking TOTK are what i choose to invest my brain power in#uhhh yea for all yall who are gonna watch it coolio#i just felt like mentioning it#the little mermaid#idk what to tag this as#chicken scratch#listen im tired and poptart flouder makes me giggle
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Knows that im going into heat because im thinking about him again
#Yakuza loveblog#ohh!! yeah whatever i do want to put him on the torture rack with ropes around his wrists and ankles stretched tautly and slide a long blade#over his belly and then cut him in three hard hits and make his blood and guts spray like a fountain and then the bisected halved of his#body are pulled apart by the ropes and flop in opposite directions and he went into shock after the second strike and died by the third#thinking about how his head would so go flying if i decapitated him i want to turn him into cuts of meat so bad ...#h hey can you put your neck on this chopping block i mean wooden pillow isnt it so comfy ?#literally cannot tell you how badly ive been on edge because ive been thinking of butchering him like a pig#fucked up just wanna watch the skin split and show him just how deep the blade can go it wont be painless but ill do it so quickly that he#wont have a chance to dwell on the pain either ... baby boy i can chop you up i can fold you over like a fish and break your spine that way#i really need a big hatchet to kill him with that girl in the price of a d cup substory was stupid as hell#like she managed to drug him and all she did was take his money ? she should have hung him with a noose for a bit and then quartered him#if i managed to knock him unconscious he would not he waking up with only a headache#aughth i wish it could be as painless as possible for you i really do but i want to see his face when he realises he’s recieved a fatal#wound ... look at how deep this blade goes. this wound will not heal because you will be dead in a few moments im really sorry ! youre gonna#be dead soon and even if i stopped it wouldnt save youu so shush and let me put you out of your misery baby boy#i feel a little bit better now. sorry. i was really worked up just now
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alright i broke down………… ash lynx playlist be upon ye
#it was really only a matter of time#i kept avoiding doing it because……… well yea#it’s rough#i share my playlists once they hit 30+ songs so…. it’s time for him to see the world#it’s still in the works ig….. shall be added to n moved around bit by bit as time moves on#btw it’s meant to be listened to in order so if you’re able to i suggest turning shuffle off#if i thought my sas/ita playlists were sad…. oh fucking boy#this has me keeled over#also dk why more ash lynx playlists dont have islands in the stream in it#like it literally has a direct connection to the animanga (its the book blanca gives to ash) and its cute and fits well enough#hm#anyways#fair warning. be prepared. it’s not a cutesy playlist. it delves directly into his trauma so… yeah#banana fish#jitter bugs u
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once again my relationship with hyperfixations is best described as "grudge match"
#i finished gᴇnᴇsɪs nᴏɪr (which is genuinely a very good game that i highly recommend)#but after writing fic in which i chose to call the not-really-named protag ''the Timekeeper''/''Time'' most of the way through#i have learned his actual canon name is ''No Mᴀn''. which i kind of hate#like yeah he sure isn't a man. neither is anyone else in the fucking Constant#and then i discover one of the concept art pieces literally calls him Time#like buddy just stick to that#you've got Mɪss Mᴀss and Goldᴇn [Spiral] Boy just give him a fun time name#and god. god. don't get me STARTED on Sɪrᴇn Sᴀpɪᴇn jesus christ#like when the protag called them that i was going ''hehehe this guy sucks at navigating emotions >:)''#but that's their WHOLEASS CANON NAME?#i'm pretty sure they're technically pangender but like. the misogyny#can we PLEASE call them something respectful#i think if you called them that to their face they would chuck you in the [SPOILER] for a second go#fish babblings
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