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#i had posted this everywhere and it occurred to me that i hadnt on tumblr. which seems like a crime#keith kogane#vld keith#vld lance#vld fanart#lance mcclain#voltron#klance#can i rant for a bit#grabs the microphone Id like to thank this huge step on my voltron healing journey to my mom#who said 'oh its that show that made you cry in frustration! the kitties!'#and i said 'yes mother i was 15'#i dont think ive ever felt so. like. bullied? i dont wanna say ridiculed but#by a shows' producer#not since fucking BBC SHERLOCK#and i dont mean oh of course it wasnt gonna be canon. Of cours it wasnt I dont mean that#what i didnt need was getting baited left and right#the show milked the shit out of. lets be real here. young queer kids and then turned around and pointed and laughed when they gained hope on#their silly red blue ship to get canon#bc lets be real if anything queer was gonna happen. ambiguous non binary pidge was already there#two skinny attractive teen boys is like low hanging fruit. diet rep#but it wasnt even abt that. at least i truly never thought klance was srly gonna b canon. i HOPED. but like. i never shipped 4 canon anyway#i LIKED voltron. i loved lotor. i had always been a multishipper allur//ce was rkly cute i couldve dug that#if they hadnt spent the last season looking miserable AND THEN DYING#tf u mean our female lead died TF U MEAN THE LATINO MC BECAME A FARMER? w the forever marks of his dead gf on his face? Are you joking rn???#anyway. hit me up for more voltron opinions i got tons#(mic drop)
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why does the world insist on being so fucking bright all the time where are all our clouds
#i need a lucosade or smth. i am so dehydrated mon dieu should’ve drank water last night shoulda coulda woulda#on the upside my dad is getting pastries fuck yeah and i cuddled with not one but TWO huge ass dogs last night#and went skinny dipping this morning at like five am to cure my hangover and my soul#diary posting
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am i the only one who feels slightly annoyed when ppl draw sumeru characters with the canon skin tones lol
#LIKEEEEEEE . it’s just so ugly hndbdkdb why would you wanna draw that😭#tighnari with deep brown skin tone is so beautiful he would have one of my favourite designs if he didn’t look like a fucking zombie😭#maybe it’s because i grew up w shows like fairy tail and full metal alchemist like despite the flaws each character was BRIMMING with#idk personality and unique features and colour schemes and they weren’t all paper white and skinny ??😭#i think genshin showed potential w character design during the start of the game but now that we are 4 regions in and every character still#looks so plain . it’s like …… i literally am not interested in any of these characters 🥲#al haitham and tighnari and cyno candace dehya all deserve better#yknow what even raiden shogun yae miko too 😭 i don’t get why they would sexualise cultural historical outfits that aren’t even of their own#culture#like why would you make a shrine maiden’s outfit the opposite of modest i teult don’t understand#and butchering a kimono like that 😭 you can stylise outfits without disrespecting the culture smh it just feels so off#i know i complain abt this every other day i barely even play genshin anymore but it makes me sad to think abt the potential it had#considering how huge the fan base is#the concept of genshin is so cool with the lore and the region but the expedition doesn’t live up to it at all in terms of actual in game#content it’s such a disappointment 😭#execution* not expedition i can’t type
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i love being around my gf in public but sometimes being with her makes me realize the depths of how differently people will treat what they perceive as a Femme Woman vs how theyll treat whatever they think is going on when they look at me
#a lot of the times i make her do the talking when the vibes feel Phobic#its genuinely just easier to let her handle people who see me approaching and look suddenly nauseous or angry#hiding behind my femme because the way people are immediately rude and confrontational to me is going to land me in prison one day#and its great because nobody but her or the handful of friends ive worked with understand or believe me when i say that#people (usually conventionally attractive ppl or Men or skinny ppl or ‘’cishet passing’’ or gender conforming)#just refuse to believe i get treated shitty or different. they refuse to believe it until i go out with them or hang out#and they see how servers talk to me or stranger will give me a wide berth jsut to ask who i was standing to directions#why do i have to show people why cant they just believe me why cant they just take my word for it#i dont fucking enjoy it. its a huge fucking roadblock for me socially and professionally#but whatever im just being dramatic i guess#the next employee who looks at me and turns their back to me mid-sentence is going to be physically assaulted. btw.
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i can’t stop thinking about this shot,, this pose
#really genuinely cannot get this image out of my mind#now THIS#this is flawless!tomu#if i had a lil moodboard to look at while writing this piece he would be in the center#scrawny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#i want to gnaw on his bones LMAO#his hands are so fucking BIG it’s unbelievable#like that’s the thing about early shig#is that he’s like so lankyyy and skinny but he has these huge hands and feet#like a puppy who hasn’t grown into its paws yet
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just got an ad for those new flip phones with the screen all the way through & since i knew the second i saw them originally that there’s no way they have a significant life span in use ive been asking everyone i encounter with one at work what they think and sure enough everyone has said they suck. one of the people i talked to was a mom who said she was on her second one already because the screen gets fucked up on the fold (big surprise) & her son was having the same problem & she regrets getting them even though they were fun for a while. why didn’t they just give it a normal hinge & two screens
#like i know they’re trying to recapture flip phones. i know we’re used to big screen.#WHO thought if you folded a skinny little led screen over & over it would work out#just make a little screen break. just put a little hinge. that’s better than breaking the screen after a couple months#chatpost#there was also a lady speaking of phones like last month who came in & wanted us to help her take a picture of her FUCKED UP battery#one of those lithium ones that gets HUGE when it’s about to explode#and i was like girl why the hell are you carrying that thang around !!!#i don’t know what was going on or why she wanted US to take photos for her especially bc i ended up sending the photos i took to her#work phone ?? like if you have another phone… use that one ??#why did you come in a thrift store on a weekday ? nobody’s here!! if you wanna make sure someone’s around to take photos go somewhere busy!#anyway her phone looked scary as hell i hope she put it somewhere safe (in a closed dutch oven outside so it can explode in peace)
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size kink w/price 🚬 (🌽 link)
john price is big, like have you seen the man? he's tall, beefy, and covered in powerful muscles built from years in the military, strong arms and thick thighs. huge overall. and small you, little thing, doesn't even matter if you are tall or short, skinny or chubby, because anything compared to him is small, you don't stand a chance against him and his strength.
he doesn't realise at first, but there's certain things that make him feel strong and powerfull compared to you and like he needs to protect you: standing behind you in the kitchen to grab something you were trying to get from the top shelf, how big his hand is compared to yours or how small you look in his shirts.
and oh those shirts are the worst ones, they completely dwarf you and just show his sheer size. let's say that was the full awakening for his size kink and the last straw for him, after that he just manhandled you, threw you over his shoulder and carried you to the bedroom.
once he had you in bed he just lifted that shirt to expose the lace panties you were wearing underneath, pulled those to the side, while laying one of his strong arms next to your head, supporting himself and fully engulfing your small frame under his, and dipped his fingers into your already wet middle.
and since he you were already wet and ready to take him, he just pushed himself into you, feeling your tight walls trying to fit his cock while also seeing it in your lower stomach once he was balls deep.
god does he love to rearrange your fucking insides.
#cod#cod x reader#p!link#cod headcanons#cod smut#cod x y/n#cod x you#captain price#cod price#price smut#john price#price#price x y/n#price x you#price x reader#cod john price#john price smut
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netflix atla thoughts/predictions
Okay it's been several days since the teaser dropped. I was pretty pleased with the visuals overall but let's hope they don't drop the ball with the writing lmao.
1. If netflix is smart and serious about wanting this to be their new strange3 things/game of thrones/whatever the fuck, then someone must've brought up the idea of splitting the seasons in half. If they want to milk this cash cow for as long as possible then i could easily see them splitting either book 2 or 3 (or both) in half. That'd leave us with 4-5 seasons of live-action atla. They'd be planning for half a decade or more of new content.
2. not a huge fan of the costumes thus far but i'm sure i'll get used to it. Lots of times these things just look better in motion on screen (but sometimes you also wonder if the costume designer hates the actors lmaoo)
3. Every person insulting the actors' appearances, calling them ugly or saying they look too "innocent" are gonna look like clowns after the series comes out, i guarantee it. We've seen this happen since time immemorial..
4. Hope they use some creative thinking with regards to certain things. I don't actually want a copypaste of everything. It's an adaptation so i hope they use their imagination and hopefully create their own new and wonderful stuff and add to the lore in a cool way.
#everyone saying dallas is too ugly or lizzy is not pretty enough...mai is not skinny enough blah blah blah rinse repeat#clowns! there is this thing called ACTING. mark my words. everyone insulting them is gonna be using them as PFPs by this time next year.#hotd war flashbacks..it's giving targ stans calling emma D'Arcy ugly while using rhaenyra pfps. CAUGHT IN 4K.#how many times do we have to witness actors getting trashed bc the audience doesn't think they can pull off a character#and then they fucking blow everyone away with their performance before people learn not to judge them before they've seen the final product?#if it comes out and it sucks then that'll be a huge bummer but you're not gonna catch harassing these literal children for it 🙃#atla fandom be normal challenge#me
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@synaryn
So I just found this blog and I have to say, if the "fat acceptance movement's" goal is to get rid of all the skinny girl clothes in stores, congrats. Only one of the major stores at my mall stocks clothes in my size, the majority of the sizes being L+. It took 2 days of shopping to find shapewear that was my size and fit me. I'm stuck shopping in the kid's section because the only clothes in the adult section are L-XXXL. Can't we have an equality of the sizes instead of fighting over dominance?
Oh my gosh there's a store in your mall that stocks your sizes in the adult section though you admittedly can shop in the kids section in pretty much all the stores? The only actual fucking plus size store in my mall doesn't carry sizes in-store bigger than what you can find at a JCPenney's where you are limited to a tiny selection of the frumpiest frumpy mumuus that every frumped. I get that you're SO MAD that more stores carry plus sizes now (over half the population is "plus sized" btw but far less than half the stores and nearly none of the cute boutiques carry plus sizes) but don't worry, most are "online only."
It must be so very hard indeed to have the option to buy a myriad clothes in person that fit over your body even if you would prefer to buy them in a different section of the store. It is indeed the same thing as fat people not being able to buy anything that fits over their body in physical stores. I'm glad you brought this very much equally oppressive issue of very thin adults unable to find less than a large in more than one store (I have by the way never in my life of going to malls all over the US and Europe ever had a problem finding a boatload of XS, S, and M, so you must be in a very special plus-size-friendly bubble-region of reality, indeed).
-ATL
#okay this person is obviously lying or grossly exaggerating one instance in which a store was OUT OF STOCK#but cry me a river like#skinny people always ALWAYS have the option to 1) wear clothes that are too big for them#2) down size clothing by tailoring it/cutting it#3) go to a different fucking store like literally any fucking store#4) wear children’s clothing#5) and on TOP OF ALL THIS - it’s going to be cheaper for them and designed for their body#LMAAOOOO#stfu#you will never actually struggle to find clothes.#you at most will struggle to find cloths that fit you that way you like -#but you will never struggle to find clothes that physically can go on your body#nevermind for the love of god of a store DIDN’T sell your clothes it would NOT be because they’re catering to fat people lmao#it would be because there wasn’t a large enough demand for that size.#in my country 2x people make up a huge percentage and the MAJORITY of women and so when a store does not sell our size#it is because they do not want to sell to fat people.#‘if the fat acceptance movement’s goal is to get rid of all the skinny girl clothes’ lmaoooo#the completely imagined persecution here. girl I wish you could fucking hear what you sound like.#we have never not once suggested or advocated for or fought to get rid of smaller sizes.#not once ever. you have assumed that us arguing we should have clothes too means we think you shouldn’t.#to look at a world that vastly favors thin bodies and suggest that WE’RE the ones fighting for dominance is embarrassingly ignorant but#I’m not surprised. ‘To oppressors equality feels like oppression.’
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i need to empty my brain a little so im hear to scream
#so in the summer on a trip me and 2 of my friends were talking about like pretty privilege and stuff and most of my friends are conveniently#attractive and like they are aware of that and bla bla we were just walking down the street talking about it bc it had to do with how pretty#ppl can get away with being rude and like not very nice bc they are pretty so ppl just assume they r good ppl - we were talking about a#friend who anyways i am bad at telling stories this context is not needed#so my bestie was just like ya i see like how people treat me and then how they treat T (me)#and it’s been eating away at me FOR MONTHS bc yes i am aware that im not conventionally attractive#and im not skinny but like it just made me feel so fucked up and i DIDNT realize in the moment bc i was processing#what we were talking about but since then ive just been like even more anxious and self conscious whenever i have to go out anywhere and#when im hanging out with my friends like the body dysmorphia and jisy feeling like absolutely huge next to my friends#has been driving me insane and i feel like my ED is lurking and i just constantly am thinking about how i look#and how i look compared to everyone whether i know them or not and im literally getting so anxious even typing this out#and i know like I KNOW she did not mean in that way but did she really have to say that like why did you bring me into it#tw ed#i guess?#tw body image
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Vogue runway's new cookie settings are the hill i die on there's no way in hell you need to know my adress, details on everything electric i own, where i leave my slippers and how often i shit and share that info with 100 other companies to show me pictures of (sometimes) pretty clothes (minus shushu/tong idk it's not there anymore) fuck you all greedy assholes
#fuck you vogue#and while i'm saying shit: vogue america's criminaly overrated#i'd rather have 25 cross word papers than a single amricsn vogue#i am not able to recall a single good text i read in a vogue#vogue america's last good editorial was so far away it has faded from the public memory completely#anna's fashion authority has long faded#she's like the royal family of my country#we're kinda keeping them cause we have no idea where they came from or how to get rid of them#but it also doesn't really matter cause they're kinda insignificant#they do be super annoying though#also no one's buying vogue's diversity talk#the karl lagerfeld theme sucked#most people they invite to both vogue and met galla have zero style and don't give a shit about fashion as an art and are simply rich#rich skinny elitists who buy big names for the sake of luxury#waiting eagerly for wintour's downfall#if i keep on ranting about dicks in fashion industry we will be here till the end of days#because most big names and in fact huge dicks (like the esteemed mr lagerfeld was)#anyways if anyone has a fashion archive that i won't have to sell my soul to for access share pls#i love my book archives but i know them by heart i occasionally need to see something new#and my sources are rapidly evaporating#i need my daily dose of pretty or i might explode#when did the tags get so long#the hatred consumed me for a bit i think
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thats crazy ... woah .....
she's thinking pretty hard
#buttonblossom#pomni x ragatha#ragapom#jesterdoll#everyday im glad tjat artists whp have beautiful art are ragapom shippera#like thank you for this huge honour miga ❤️❤️❤️#so happy i can see your art and go yippee !!!! a ship !!!! that i ship !!! plus the art is super duper good !!!#ragatha thinking about eating ASS#whilst i do love that pomni is a fucking STICK i also love to brlieve tbat pokni probbaly has a nice ass#like not big but ot would banging in skinny jeans kind of thing#ragatha getting to enjoy that .. good for her ... go ragatha#syare at your girls ass ...
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i was reading the recipe suggestions on some of the cans of mackerel i have in my cupboard, and I've noticed that on all of the recipe suggestions for pasta, seafood, anything really say "try this for a low-calorie, low carb, low fat, low sugar dinner". you. need those things when it comes to be mealtime. calories are a measure of how much "energy" you can burn, not how much weight you will gain from eating the food. carbohydrates get broken down into starches, sugars, and fibers, which are all necessary for you to function.
your brain & body operate primarily off of fats, sugars, and proteins, but i've noticed that protein is the only thing we push as absolutely necessary, which just isn't true. whenever you idle and not in motion, your body has nothing to do with the extra protein you're bringing in. it will be stored as extra fat if you do not give that protein a reason to build muscle tissue instead.
your brain consumes 20% or more of the sugar you take into your body- our brains NEED glucose, you literally need sugar to think. if you feel depressed and like you're sluggish reacting to things, thinking, remembering things, and other mental processes, if you are the kind of person who refuses to eat any sugar at all due to wanting to be skinny, you are doing your brain a huge disservice:
i can't stand the hatred towards dietary fats, because it's causing so many people to be outright miserable or even sick. you need fats to function. they are an excellent source of energy and are literally required for you to be able to move, think, and combat disease. they are not this icky thing that you need to avoid at all costs. fats are extremely important for brain development, as well as brain function, and even immune system function:
also for many people, 2,000 calories or less per day is nowhere near enough. your brain actively consumes calories, fats and sugars while you are awake, no matter what you are doing:
i sincerely refuse to believe that if JUST YOUR BRAIN ALONE consumes somewhere in the ballpark of 400-500 calories just for being awake and active that we can only survive off of 2,000 calories a day. capitalism, diet culture and fat shaming forcing us to starve ourselves of vital nutrients so we are weak and too tired to fight back against the bullshit we face every day. food is important.
food isn't just to satiate the feeling of an empty stomach. it is the ONLY way you get vital fuel in order to keep moving, living, thinking, and breathing. vitamins and minerals are NOT the only vital aspects of food. you're not meant to restrict how many nutrients you get at FUCKING MEAL TIMES. YOU NEED FUEL. PLEASE FUEL YOUR BODY AND BRAIN. A CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE BODY ISN'T WORTH SUFFERING AND LIVING YOUR WORST LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#punk#trans punks#trans punx#queer punks#queer punk#cripple punk#crip punk#cpunk#cripplepunk#disability#disabled#actually disabled#humanitarian#humanitarianism#health#our writing#fat liberation#body image#fat lib#body liberation#bodily autonomy#body autonomy#weight#food mention#diet culture#physical health#fuck diet culture
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Hey! My gay bestie and I got invited to a frat halloween party by some dumb straight jock and he sent us some costumes to "be more confortable in the party" but in the box he gave us theres just some caps and some shorts. Should we go? And I think this is a trick.
You’re right. You’re certain of it. This whole thing, you are your best friend being invited to a party by a bunch of stereotypical jocks, is definitely a trick. Specifically, those caps and shorts are a trick. Or they're at least a part of one. You can tell by the barely hidden mischievous grin on the face of the frat boy handing these costumes to the both of you that it’s definitely some sort of prank. Maybe itching powder or something? Still, if you or your bestie Jamie turn down the costumes, you can bet that they’ll probably do something worse. The two off you head to the bathroom, whispering to each other as you do
“I’m not putting on this hat. Baseball caps are so tacky! Only douchebags wear backwards caps like that. Plus they probably put glue in it or something.” You said, scowling slightly as you looked at the unassuming but somehow threatening hat. Jamie giggled slightly next to you “Personally I’m not worried about the cap as much as I am about the shorts. What if they put itching powder or something in there? Or what if they’ve worn them before! So grody!” Jamie said, wincing at the thought of wearing someones used, sweaty shorts. You laughed slightly at the look on his face. Then, like lightning, a thought occurred to you. You grinned at Jamie as you explained.
“You know what? How about we see whose right. You only put on the hat, and I only put on the shorts. We know it's a prank so we might as well have some fun with it. Whoever suffers less, gets a favor from the other. Deal?” You asked. Jamie considered this for a moment, looking uncertain… before grinning
“Okay hun. Let's do this.” He said. With the bet in place, Jamie handed you one of the pairs of shorts he had been carrying and you headed into the bathroom while he stayed outside to put on one of the caps. You felt a little embarrassed as you stripped off your pants (and shirt because the jocks had insisted every guy be shirtless), and tried not to look at your lithe body in the mirror. You slid the shorts up onto your body… and felt something like lightning shoot through your body. While, not your body. Your legs. Like magic, they began to inflate with a mix of muscle and fat. Your calves looked incredible, your thighs were thick with muscle, your cock grew to obscene proportions, thick and meaty, and best of all was your ass. It could only be described as a bubble butt. Thick and juicy and delicious. From the ass down, you were a Greek god. You’d be incredibly turned on… if you weren’t freaking out. What the heck had just happened? Was this some kind of allergic reaction? You were going to scream for help… when a dull knocking was at the door. Numbly, you opened it up… and found something shocking.
It was Jamie. Or, Jamie’s legs. From the waist down it was obvious he was the same skinny flamboyant gay guy you had gone to the party with. But from the waist up… he was exactly like one of the dumb frat boy jocks who had invited you to this party. The same beefy pecs that you almost wanted to call tits, the same huge biceps, the same thick bodybuilder neck, and the same dumb grin and dull eyes that had nothing but thoughts of muscle and sex behind them. You stuttered as you tried to take in the scene before you “J-Jamie?” You asked in shock. The dumb jock laughed dully, like you had just made a fart joke
“Nah bro, names James. J-bro if you wanna get nasty.” James said, flexing his muscles cockily.
One of the jocks who had given you guys the costumes, Brock, approached the two of you, a happy grin on his face, that quickly evaporated as he saw what was before him
“Oh fuck! What did you two do?!”
After a lot of freaking out and accusations – and some inappropriate groping of your ass by James – The three of you were finally able to figure out what happened. You and Jamie were right to think it was a prank, but it was much bigger than either of you had thought. The cap and shorts were supposed to turn you both into the perfect frat boy jocks who would join the frat, but because you two had mixed your clothing and split one set instead of using both, you had both been… half jocked. You got the bottom half, including a muscular ass, legs, and big feet, while Jamie got the top half, including beefy pecs, muscular arms, rippling abs, a chiseled face and a jock's brain. It quickly became apparent there wasn’t any way to turn you back, at least not one the jocks would give you, and they couldn’t transform you any further.
You definitely got the short end of the stick. While James, as he now called himself, didn’t get the leg muscles, muscular ass or the huge cock, he was able to fix most of that through hard work. Jocks love working out, so with his new personality becoming a frat boy completely was almost inevitable. The only thing he couldn’t change was the cock, and as it turns out James was never a slouch in that area to begin with. He wasn’t as big as some of the other jocks, but no one could say he was small. You, however, got the jock libido and a huge, fuckable ass, with none of the showy muscles or charm. Without the jock attitude and work ethic your leg muscles faded pretty quickly. Except for your ass. See, despite the jocks plan not having worked out as they thought it would, they did accept both of you into the frat to try and help you with your changes, and while you struggled with the leg workouts they showed you, you found you loved squats.
So, you ended up a horny gay twink with a bubble butt and a big cock, while your best friend Jamie turned into a complete douchebag jock named James. To your surprise, you both fit in great with the frat boys now. They are not as straight as you assumed, and now you’re basically the frat cum dump. With your libido, you basically have to be, cause when you’re not being fucked you can barely think. So you’re the frats favorite fuckable twink now, at least when you’re not busy getting fucked by your boyfriend James. Turns out he didn’t change as much as you thought, and his old crush on you blossomed into a passionate relationship. No one got what they expected, and how you got to this point was a little fucked up, but when you’re being railed by J-bros thick cock as he smacks your bubble butt and kissed you lovingly, you can’t find it in yourself to care.
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How I think certain guys would be w a chubby gf bc who doesn't love chubby girls??
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T.Iida.
He definitely doesn't really care ab weight, he was js surprised someone wanted him.
He does care about you gaining weight because the risks that can come from being overweight scare him more than it does you.
He tries to occasionally get you to eat healthy and consider doing a diet [he would try so hard to say it in a chill way to not anger you or if you're like me, a sensitive chubby person, he'll try so hard not to make you cry to the point you stop eating lol!!!].
He overall just wants the best for you, and if you've really begun to love yourself regardless of how you look, love handles, belly fat, stretch marks, cellulite n what not then he will too, he only wants to love you, he feels like it's his soul purpose other than becoming a hero to honor his brothers name or whatever the fuck.
Hes mainly big spoon bc I feel like he's js programmed like that, but he likes laying his head on your tummy while you rub his hair, he'll take his glasses off n js lay there w you. My cutie pie fr
Bite his tiddie make his dick twitch
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K.Bakugou.
Loves chubby women.
Like he loves it ALLL like hip dips? Yes. Stretch marks? Yupp. Tummy fat? Yummers!!! N when you have fat thighs bro??? He fr LOVES being in between them can't convince me otherwise.
I feel like he would call you cringe shit like chubs js to make fun of you in that cutesy little couple way so bc yk he's obviously joking you don't take it to heart too much bc yk I'm a sensitive cunt so regardless some things pull on my sensitive little heart strings.
He likes to bite your everything. He just loves it bro, leaving hickeys on your skin is js perfection to him.
He loves being big spoon mainly because you are shorter than him, but he just loves holding you either way, squishing every little inch of fat he can get his huge warm palms on.
Sit on his lap, he loves it, the feeling of your weight comfortably sitting on top of him makes him hard fr.
I feel he benches alot like bro I feel like he can take at least maybe ab 300Ibs bc bro, let's keep in mind he was capable of handling OFA in that one movie, at the beginning of the series it was stated you had to have some kind of muscle/mass to handle it n like to not get your shit blown off so yh he can definitely carry you.
He js loves holding you and tightly gripping onto your chub.
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E.Kirishima.
Chubby chaser, like the definition.
I feel like he respects women the most out of everyone in the class even the girls, he js screams 'I'm an ally to women' bro. Try n change my mind. You can't.
He loves everything about you regardless, skinny chubby, big boobs small boobs, full lips thin, everything about you is mesmerizing to him simply because you just... Are.
Are what you may ask?
You simply just are.
You're like the it girl in his eyes, a goddess, the only being he wants and craves to worship. He loves holding you like bakugou, feeling and seeing your chub in his hands and the way it like squished out in between his fingers when he grabs onto a part of your body that holds a lot of fat, like your tummy or thighs or boobs he'll go berserk.
You turn him on so much you can make out for 3 seconds n his dick is hard as a rock [pun intended bc that's his quirk.]
He doesn't care what spoon he is as long as you're near him, he loves when you rake your fingers through his freshly washed hair and when you kiss his scalp that needs a new coat of dye.
[ bc you're bat shit crazy if you think I'm going near his crunchy ass greasy ass dandruff infested looking like a dandelion field ass head if this mf aint wash it. I'm so dead ass miss me w all that bullshit bc no.. it's that serious. Ik his shit stink stink.]
All slander aside he's a sweetheart and deserves to be loved.
He likes picking you up I feel like, like he'll js randomly throw you over his shoulder for the fun of it.
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M.Izuku.
My husband, the loml, my twinky little wifey, my male wife, my babygirl, my pookie sugar hunny sweetie bear pie, my zuzubear.
He loves whatever he can get, just like iida. He doesn't realize he actually pulls bitches so when you confess to him [infront of ochako bc I'm a messy bitch] he absolutely blows his top, bc you're really pretty to him heavy or not you're fucking perfect.
He loves being little spoon convince me other wise [you can't don't try🤦🏽♀️] he likes being held like a baby bro don't even try arguing bc I'm not even going to reply. He likes laying on your boobs because he's a pervert.
Like he's so perverted if he is on the rare occasion, being big spoon he gets hard when you rub your ass against his dick while you're trying to get comfortable, you love getting dicked down by a powerful mf that can man handle you, don't get me wrong, however it can be tiring fucking someone who has a lot of stamina and can never seem to be tired. Which is why he's semi banned from being big spoon.
He's such a pervert bro, like he fr has It written down in his notebook that mt lady has a fat ass, I js know he writes shit down ab anything that even involves you whether it be sexual or not.
Your boobs seem to feel slightly heavier in his hands? Jotted down. Ass seems to have gotten fatter? Already sketched a very detailed picture of you in a bikini of his hero suit.
Now that we're on the topic of him being far too artistic for my liking, you can't tell me he doesn't draw you in such lewd ways like I'm talking you as a secretary busting out of the seams of your shirt.
Like he fr draws you being fucked by little squid arms like in hentai or whatever. He watches alot of porn so he knows what he likes to see and what hed like to see from you. He's a gooner fr can't convince me otherwiseeee
He's a total goofy goober though, if you talk a certain way or are from a certain region where talking with some sort of accent is shown he will like steal your lango yk? Like the little things you say like if you're British and you say 'bruv' he'll start saying it, or if you say shit like 'goofy' or 'type shit', or insert other things, he'll say it. Even if he doesn't know what it means he js wants to impress you so bad!!
Speaking of which, he definitely impressed you w how good he is at eating puss bro, like there's certain mha guys I feel are js too good at cunnilingus.
he is one of them.
He follows you around in any store and like watches you like a hawk, you'll never get lost bc he doesn't leave your side, shopping for pads or other femininely products? Who gives a fuck you're his girlfriend!!!!
Now I feel he likes to have you sit on his face bc he likes the weight, he also likes carrying you around he def can n yk that so don't even put it past him bc he will not hesitate to pick you up so you can rest your little footsies.
He worships you like kirishima but better, you literally will not have to lift a finger w him around.
I feel as if overall w you being chubby n his gf he doesn't give af if you have weight or not, he js wants you to like him n call him your little malewife.
Speaking of wife I feel he can't cook for shit but is trying to learn for you.
Kiss his neck make him soak his shorts in precum.
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AN: yk I had to go all out w my baby zuzubear my little twinky malewife, I love me some him. I might make a pt 2 really depends.
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Rush Week
You develop a special sort of bond with a guy when you've swapped bodies and you're touching each other's dick. It's the justification that Sigma Epsilon Chi gave for their partnership with Cuerpo Inc. during rush week, and I had to admit it makes sense. More to the point, Sig-Ep is THE frat to be in, so I knew I was going to do whatever it took to become a member, hazing be damned.
My face has never been much to look at-- my ears have always been huge, my hair is hopelessly curly, and I think my features are more rugged than handsome. I certainly don't have legacy money or family connections. I pledged with the hope that my muscles or my vibes would get me a ticket in, and I was so relieved to get that offer letter.
They said the house would swap bodies at random for the weekend, but I know that the machinery they use allows you to specify certain swaps and randomize others. I was convinced one of the upperclassmen will be taking my body while I ended up in some twig body for maximum embarrassment... and I wasn't wrong.
Henry is... he's a good guy, honestly. His parents are loaded and he can eat damn near anything and it doesn't affect his figure. I've never been fashion forward, so having access to his closet has been wild. The guy actually owns a sewing machine! He's also one of those guys who is never seen without product in his hair-- he actually left me instructions on how to take care of it. I can only imagine what he's gonna do in my low maintenance body-- all I own are tank tops and gym shirts. I'm half-expecting to come back to a new wardrobe and a manicure. But holy hell, the dude is thin and lanky in ways I didn't think was possible. I hope he enjoys having some actual meat on his bones.
The biggest thing is that Henry is gay. Which, you know, that's totally cool by me! More chicks for the rest of us. But once I was put into his body, seeing all of my fellow bros roaming around shirtless and feeling up their new muscles... I don't know how Henry can wear these skinny jeans all the time. I was rock-hard within minutes and it physically hurt to have my new eight inches constrained by denim. I almost feel guilty, giving him the shorter end of the stick.
I'm pretty sure Henry is an insatiable bottom, so all of that size seems wasted but... what can you do? Anyway, we're allowed to hook up this weekend as long as we use condoms and... when else am I gonna have this opportunity, you know? If I don't take this chance, I'm gonna be consumed by the 'what if's forever. Also the part where I'm horny as fuck in his body.
Lucky for me, whoever ended up in Joey's body was giving me the side-eye the whole time we were at the opening mixer, so I don't think it will take much effort to get my dick wet. His body has the type of smooth skin I've always envied, and I'm honestly jealous at how handsome his face looks. He's got a dirty blonde dye job that plays into his charm, and his muscles are... well, they might be bigger than mine. My real muscles, anyway.
"You wanna head upstairs to my room?" Joey asked, grabbing my bulge in his hand. He flashed a dazzling grin, and I could feel myself swooning from the confidence. God, I wanted him so bad. But Joey was just a Sophomore, which meant he still had one of the smaller bedrooms.
"My room," I said, shaking my head. A thought crossed my mind, and once again I figured I may as well follow the impulse. I threw my arms around Joey's neck and jumped into his arms. He stumbled a bit, but pretty soon his arms were hooked underneath my body to support my weight. So many of my friends back home did that all the time, and now I understood why they found it addicting. I leaned in close enough for him to feel the heat of my breath as I whispered into his ear, "I want you inside me."
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"I really needed that," I said, putting some clothes back on after the most intense session of my life. "Can't say that I had ever imagined getting fucked by a man before, but, uhh... I enjoyed it, it was good. Hopefully that was good for you, too?" I could feel myself starting to blush. "I've never been a gay man before, but I think I got the hang of it there at the end."
"Bro, you were great, don't even worry about it," Joey said, resting a comforting hand on my shoulder. "But, uhh... what do you mean, you've never been a gay man before?"
I paused, trying to figure out whether or not he was messing with me. "I mean... I'm in Henry's body right now? It's me, Matty. I'm not actually gay. But, you know... when in Rome."
He just laughed at me. "Bro, that's not how it works. Attraction is all in the brain. Like... yeah, the real Henry is out and proud, but you being in his body doesn't make you gay. If you were into that, you've always been into dudes. You were just too afraid to admit it."
His face was all smiles, but his words felt like a punch to the gut. "Wait, but... I can't be gay, I've had girlfriends, I..." I tried to come up with some sort of defense, but nothing came to mind. I thought I was caught up in what other guys looked like because I was jealous. Was that just some warped form of attraction? "Are you sure the swap works like that?"
Joey wrapped me in a warm hug. "I'm sure. Sorry, bro. Didn't mean to give you a existential crisis. I thought you knew. You may not be gay, if it helps? You might be, like... Bi or Pan instead. And no one's gonna make you pick a label right away. Take your time, see what feels right."
He had a point. Being attracted to dudes wasn't limited to just gay men. And anyway, it's not like being gay would be a bad thing. I just... I didn't think it was me. "Hey, thanks bro," I said, hugging him back. "And... sorry if I sounded insulting. There's nothing wrong with being gay, I just didn't think... well, I'll definitely have to figure out my, uhh... my truth, I guess."
I started lowering my hands back down to his ass, and pretty soon we were making out again. "Hey, are you sure this is what you want?" Joey asked, pausing as I started to strip again. "Feels like you're moving fast, and I want to make sure you're not, like... pressured or whatever."
"Yeah, I'm sure," I replied, smiling at him. "You're the one who told me to see what feels right. That was my first time having sex with a dude, and it felt pretty good. So I think I'm gonna have sex with a guy for a second time. See what happens."
He smiled back, and I could feel myself melt. I don't know who's in Joey's body right now, but I hope it's someone hot. There's no way we aren't hooking up once we swap back.
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