#fuck it we baking today

[baconcolacan]

Oh my GOOOD

I decided to bake something after work was done and the sheer amount of RELIEF I felt doing something else at home AUGH

Please please PLEASE remember to have a variety of hobbies or else you go INSANE

[kohakhearts]

im still pretty fresh out the psych ward so i have some pretty bad writers block as you can probably imagine however i have also been coping with my suicidal depression slash burn-out induced leave from work by watching shitty christmas romcoms. and im not at a point yet where i can Write the fic so bear with me while i just get the plot bunny hopping here. or whatever

so anyway im brainstorming all the sickening holiday tropes i can that i can feasibly put two guys who are in the most intense fake dating gay chicken relationship you can imagine before one of them breaks and goes ok you got me i actually liked it when you grabbed my ass and called me darling or whatever. obviously it’ll take a lot to get to that point because the pride is bigger than the ego or something like that so i’m open to suggestions here but. so far ive got

ice skating. timeless classic. character a sucks and keeps falling on their ass and character b is, for some stupid reason, a total pro at this and is going to do all the waist-grabbing-slash-hand-holding-slash-laughing-at-character-a that that necessitates. probably pretty obvious who is the bitch who cannot skate and who is the one laughing at him. and also catching him when he falls and being a total jerk about it. because isn’t that just a wholesome mental image

the quintessential only one bed obviously. this has more to do with the circumstances of the plot in my head than it being christmastime specifically but the holiday rush factors in there somewhere. never mind the whole fake dating angle

the whole Thing is christmas parties and whats a christmas party without a) too much wine and b) some well-placed mistletoe. and yeah maybe c) some stupid matching ugly christmas sweaters. i will never get sick of that one

gingerbread house decorating. but theyre forced to be collaborative about it. someone dies. its the most godawful gingerbread house anyone has ever seen. but thats really damaging to their prides so they really get their shit together for a beautiful 15 or so minutes and kind of make it look better and still lose the competition anyway because 15 minutes of harmony does not negate 45 minutes of throwing candy at each other like bullets. with the very real intention of Causing Pain

some kind of excuse to have them walk around together with a group of people in the evening when its dark and they can admire the christmas lights. whether it’s some kind of holiday charity work or just seeing the christmas lights or, god forbid, carolling, there is something to be said about the experience of slipping on a patch of ice on a cold winters night and having the worst time of your life because your so-called boyfriend think its hilarious that you just ate total shit. thats romance babey

last-minute christmas shopping…already a nightmare ordeal but now you have to do it because you and your fake boyfriend need to bring a joint gift to a christmas party but you cant agree on anything, ever. they are getting kicked out of no fewer than 5 stores guaranteed

ok i think im all out of holiday torture scenarios but well. i’m sure i’ll be back. ideally with actual writing but everyone is telling me to take small steps so. we’ll get there if we get there and if not then that’s ok too

[your-mommy-ems]

today is just one of those days where i wanna scream and cry because everything just seems to be piling up.

[castielsupernatural]

oh my god i’m so irrationally excited to be sleeping comfortably in my own bed tonight

[pandaspwnz]

Whoever decided it was a good idea to bake a pie on a fucking wednesday afternoon is a goddamn clown and should be dropkicked into the sun

[cavswife]

the pros of being married to a doctor include thinking about him administering my shot and helping me with pt on rough pains days like today :,) oughhh gustave we're really in it now

[izzy-b-hands]

Trying to make my brain do anything today has just been case after case of 'well, half-assed is better than nothing I guess.'

[dragons-and-yellow-roses]

I haven't talked to a friend in a few months but I want to, so I just texted a picture of my dog in hopes that that will start a conversation. Cuz I miss her but don't know how to start conversations.

[venusinsilk]

𒊹︎︎︎ 𝚕𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚗 𝚌𝚑𝚎𝚎𝚜𝚎𝚌𝚊𝚔𝚎 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚋𝚕𝚞𝚎𝚋𝚎𝚛𝚛𝚢 𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚙𝚘𝚝𝚎 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚏𝚛𝚎𝚜𝚑 𝚙𝚊𝚜𝚜𝚒𝚘𝚗𝚏𝚛𝚞𝚒𝚝 𒊹︎︎︎

[bibleofficial]

so ive accidentally stayed up WAY TOO FUCKIN LATE w my ethiopian KING - i went to take pics for this class & baked & we ran into each other on the stairwell & then we went to his place to drop his bags & for ciggys (where we grabbed LI & GOT HIM TO SMOKE TOO before he went upstairs again) & the 2 of us sent on a walk so i could take pics for this one clase & boy howdy did i learn SO much, also btw ethiopia is currently, still, in a civil war

[astro-inthestars]

IM GOING JOME IM FREE

[toki-wren]

hello yes. the door wasnt open because we werent fucking ready to open yet. the water is actually not good for swimming yet. it wouldve been really cool if you hadnt just WALKED IN to the CLOSED ESTABLISHMENT so i actually had time to DO MY JOB

[whimsyprinx]

now this just seems like an unholy invention from the devil himself

[niamhuncensored]

How do I explain to my parents that "bigot" is not an identity?

[rragnaroks]

my little suncatchers make me so happy

[mothmanns]

MAD