#fuck dude. four years for this?
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#i'm gonna jot my thoughts here#i use this blog as an archive more or less of things i like. i browse through older shit a lot. i'm thinking this as a memento or a marker#cause ive spent a lot of time and thought with this subject. so. i think its only fitting since im forcibly and suddenly removing it#that i put my thoughts here and now down#no ones gonna see this and care much anyway. this is for me. past and present and future.#ahem. anyway.#fuck dude. four years for this?#i liked this guy because of how genuine he seemed. he told us not to rely on a cc for anything and set good reasonable boundaries#hes open with mental health struggles im familiar with and can resonate with the rest#he realized his audience was lgbt and decided to not only embrace that but also donate to charities for it#bro supports fuckin furries#and now im wondering if all of that was just to make him look good. if he really believed what he was saying#bc apparently all he cares about is his image? like damn#i dont think he was dishonest with all of it- in particular the mental health and like political standings. but.#the fact im even calling it into question is bad#he (throughout several years) and others (now) have proven just how manipulative and power hungry he is#this guy needs fucking therapy AT LEAST. which he says hes getting and has been at for a while now. with seemingly no progress thus far#but i believe in the improvement of individuals. people can change. they just have to want it. it doesn't seem like he does.#i hope therapy ends up good for him and/or he comes to his fucking senses. i cant move forward with him and i hate to lose this#if he shows Good and i mean Good improvement i might come back. idk. i might still be in denial or whatever#ill keep listening to some of his stuff too until it disgusts me eventually. ive deleted a lot of his shit from my playlists already#if sorry ends up posting ill watch the rest of that as well. cant imagine theyll make anything more after this season though#ill listen to the album once its out too i think. i cant let go of his art just yet#he can't stream can't imagine youtube so anything else is kaput#so outside of that. idk. only time will tell.#sigh. this sucks.
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I need the jl to discover that Captain Marvel is a menace
Billy gets arrested as Captain Marvel and heâs just a smug menace the whole time despite being on comms with the league âOf course, I understand the seriousness of this situation! I will absolutely comply, I completely understand that you need the codeâŚthe code is 1-3-1-2. Also, I want my lawyer đâ which gets leaked to the press both audio and visual which leads to the jl claiming that CM had been impersonated and their only evidence is the stupid ass grin on his face
The jl was investigating the misuse of a magical artifact and discovered that a group of police officers had joined a cult. Before they had the chance to gather the evidence proving those officers guilty but theyâd already sealed away the artifact so Marvel suggested getting himself arrested to incriminate them and he was a little too happy about it
Letâs be honest, Billy only gets caught by the police bc he can commit to a bit and heâs pretending to be an ancient magic immortal so why would he run from a regular civilian human?? But on the inside Billy is dry heaving and sobbing bc he knows that the police could never catch him on his worst day even if he was personally broadcasting his location
Speaking of broadcasting isnât Billy a fucking radio host?? I know heâs a fucking asshole during commercial breaks âThis next commercial reminds me of a recent encounter with officer smith who got lost three blocks from his stationâ and it cuts to a fucking toilet paper commercial (people swear they heard him mutter âbc youâre absolute shit at your jobâ)
Sometimes people will call in to debate his views on the police and heâll have a three hour philosophical debate but actual cops will call in to argue with him and Billyâs making your mom jokes and playing air horn noises or 2016 vines like a fucking childÂ
Billy probably gets caught when he graduates high school bc his yearbook quote is like marvels most well known quote âCaptain Marvel coast city precinct, interrogation room 5 (Oct 14 XXXX) 3:37-4:31â billy added too much information and it gets flagged by the watchtowers security system so the jl has a meeting about the breach in security and Marvelâs like âyeaaahh, that was me mbâ and batman is making disapproving noises bc âthis is serious, Marvel! high school graduate, William-â he canât finish bc Marvelâs gagging dramatically âBilly. Itâs Billy ohmygodâ
batman, on the verge of a breakdown: who is this kid?? Why does he know the time, date, and location of an undercover league operation??
Marvel, avoiding eye contact with Cyborg who helped picked out his outfit for the yearbook photo currently being projected: ahaha about thatâŚ
Cyborg, who distinctly remembers telling Billy not to do anything fucking stupid: đ
(Vic has framed the picture of the âoh shitâ look on Billyâs face when superman lunges across the table damn near in hysterics)
#billy batson#dc captain marvel#justice league#dc comics#billy batson says acab#street kid billy batson#ACAB!billy batson#feral billy batson#batman#superman#cyborg dc#Hal is also an asshole so the next time batman lectures him heâs like âdude you punched a four year old 𤨠I canât fuck up worse than that#Billy offended: âI was eight actuallyâ#Barry đ¤đž close to sobbing: âthatâs not betterâŚyou know that right?â
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AU where during the year without Hua Cheng, Xie lian made a bunch of friendsâ aka people started showing up to his house to hang out.
In actuality, they all want to take care of him because theyâre worried he will be sad waiting for however long it takes HC to reform. But Xie lian thinks people want to be his friend.
#me pushing my HX and XL friends agenda#they r two dudes who went through hell and only one of them takes it seriously#Xie lian is like an older brother for HX#theyâre so funny together because their sense of humor builds on the other#the sarcasm guyss#then itâs the xianle trio reviving itself#then XL befriends all the martial gods because heâs that one coworker who knows all the tricks but hardly ever shows up#one day everyone shows up on his doorstep#and theyâre all like ââŚ.who tf are youâ#Xie lian finds like 7 gods facing off against 1 calamity#and heâs like âguys my fucking house knock it offâ#somnas.rambles#somnas.writes#xie lian#crown prince xie lian#martial god xie lian#tian guan ci fu#tgcf#mxtx#mxtx tgcf#heaven official's blessing#Xie lian spends an entire year missing his husband while heâs got like four people in his kitchen
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There are many women who have no idea how much strangers on Reddit have saved their relationship by stopping their boyfriend from doing the stupidest shit imaginable
#every day I see a post that makes me say. thank god who is a woman that you posted about it first#a lot of them should actually start asking for advice for way more decisions in relationships. there are always people willing to say#no man what the fuck sheâs going to hate that#not even like bad or abusive just. really dumb and thoughtless and clueless#inspired by a jewelry expertise sub today#no dude donât replace the diamond in a four hundred year old ring because you think itâs not shiny enough. it costs 10000. you say your gf#loves culture and history so you want to get this. and replace the diamond. come ON.
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⧠The Ardal stars â§
#artists on tumblr#art#illustration#digital art#digital drawing#dnd#dungeons and dragons#homebrew#original art#my art#my ocs#Setting: Heim#I drew these a couple of years ago now i think#but since i'm drawing stuff for this setting again i'm reuploading with updated information cause the last one is outdated#I will say right off the bat however#If you compare my designs to already existing IPs i will block you on sight#the last time i posted these they got compared to a piece of media i really dislike#and that comment alone made me fall out of love with this setting for almost two years#so please. do not. it's rude and unnecessary#These are the artefacts my setting and its story is largely centered around#Tethry is credited with creating them (Even though he didn't)#They were gifted by Tethry to each of the largest cities in the world to serve as power generators supplying arcane power to the whole city#immediately pushing the four sister cities into prosperity and progress. leaving literally everyone else in the dust#which caused some understandable tension between countries that already had a bit of a strained relationship to begin with#There is SO MUCH to these little trinkets and their link to Tethry and how finding them essentially fucked up his whole entire life#You'd think becoming the world's most renowned arcanist would be the best thing that ever happened to an aspiring caster#but to some poor dude just trying to study arcane language. stumbling across the magical equivalent of the demon core#was very much not on his wishlist#especially not dealing with the consequences of trying to make sure no one actually realises how nasty they have the potential to be#which. someone inevitably does
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Dick or no dick confirmation Pickles was always going to be trans to me anyways; if he's swingin' somethin that's phallo babes, if he's not then his t-dick fat. What's not to get.
#metalocalypse#jay talkin#I'm sorry they wrote that awful gross little man far too likeable and relatable to on a trans level#for me not to hoot and holler and cheer for the trans pickles agenda#changes nothing about his character arc or any of the show anyone is capable of being the kind of person he is#don't make the mistake of thinking thats exclusive to cis men#his transness wouldnt change that#only adds on an extra layer to him that i think works fantastically.#Listen that dude was rejected by his family driven to drink and drugs young to escape that ran away to be in a band#is called fucking Pickles of all things and refuses to tell anyone his real last name;#over the span of four seasons and two movies he slowly starts to learn to be for others what he never had#he becomes more caring more supportive#it's not a stretch to say he undoes some of the toxic masculinity he's been keeping himself shielded behind#and learns how to be a kinder man.#all of which have no contradictions with him being trans!#In fact it doesn't take much extra thought to find ways a lot of this can line up with some trans masculine experiences#i mean. Did no one else have a younger phase where they swung as far as they could into crass rude and uncaring ways#to try and assert their masculinity only to grow and realise that you can be a man and be more caring.#Did no one else have father issues. 1 800 come on now i know those are both shared experiences a lot of us have had LOL.#at the end of the day this show aired nearly 20 years ago and is finished. we're not getting more of it#so nothing is altered nor changed if pickles is canonically trans or not ok. its fine#i mean hell i dont even need canon confirmation hes trans to me and thats all i care abt#but i think if yr getting suuuuuper weird abt needing him not to be canonically trans you have some issues#and bio essentialist ideals of gender if you think only a cis man can act like he does#again. anyone can be like that. its not exclusive. him being trans would not change him in any way shape or form lol#AND ALSO GODDDUUUGH for once i love getting to see a guy pushing 50 whos depicted as trans#do you have any idea how dire and barren it is out here. we never get to see a trans guy older than 30 and whos not a pristine model#I WANT MORE OLD SHLUBBY SHITHEAD TRANS GUYS IN MEDIA
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I was pleasantly surprised by Hermie being on the wanted poster with the rest of the teens, but the more I think about it, the funnier it is. Sure, Hermie isnât really a threat and is just kind of trailing along, but that kid would not shut up for two fucking months with the riddles and shit and Willy wants them dead.
#itâs also funny that Willy perceives Taylor as the leader. how. why. thatâs so fucking funny#dndads#s2#dndads spoilers#hermie unworthy#hermie the unworthy#willy stampler#i was genuinely really happy when Anthony said four teens + Taylor but I just assumed he miscounted#so when he confirmed that Hermie WAS on the wanted poster. imagine my delight#Hermie is really coming into their own as a character lately im so pleased#silver tongues (talk tag)#i also think willy having beef with the worlds lamest 15 year old is really funny. dude youâre 120 or some shit move on
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oof. The gorgug plot line is hitting me so close to home broâŚ
#I did 13 AP classes#and was section leader in band#And seven honor societies#And a part time job#And then in college I triple majored and worked three jobs#And I donât think I realized how fucking sad that was#Until I watched this dude pretending to be a teenage barbarian#Be told he needs to take four times the normal course load#because they wonât give him any slack and they think heâs too dumb to do it#like. Fuck dude#Dimension 20#d20#dimension 20 fantasy high#fantasy high junior year#d20 fhjy
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Why are so many dudes not talented or funny? if you ask them âwhatâs your passionâ itâs like âmaking that doughâ okay NO what are you GOOD AT? ALL these men have is THEIR MUSTACHES!
#like i spent my whole life drawing and then i spent six years writing and two years knitting my own clothing and four years taking professi#nal photos and most recently ive taken up bookbinding and acting and these dudes like to drink and go on their phones#and by whole life drawing i mean i was drawing daily since i was two and with a pointed focus on constant improvement starting at 10#and training between 13-17 and then a 3 year break starting at 19 and then the odd comic or illustration niw#now#youre telling me your hobbies are DRINKING and GOING ON YOUR PHONE???#theyâll be like ââim funnier than everyone i knowââ and every time its just code for ââi like nick mullenââ. okay who cares#theyâre always like wow niku ive never met a girl who i can do bits with before. yes you have but im the only one willing to entertain your#stupid fucking bits. if they talk about bits thats a big hint they are not funny#bits are just generally not funny also call them what they are. INSIDE JOKES
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its fucking pocky day and im not going to have any time to DRAW ANYTHING FOR IT
#snap chats#interrupting cat posting with my tom foolery#I ONLY JUST REALIZED LIKE THREE SECONDS AGO NOOOOOOOO#i can at least get myself some pocky Probably but fuuuuck dude i cant draw old man yaoi :(((((#chews the bars of my enclosure FUCK#for the past like four years ive been consistent on drawing something and i know i aint gon have time today FUCK this baka life#chess wasnt gay enough they had to take it up a notch or whatever excuse i couldve given ...
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I feel like Iâve regained access to an OC of mine I expected to be shelved away for a long time, but she has suddenly found herself back with the original story she was going to have and itâs actually⌠so cool???
#moontalk#personal#her name is elektra!!!#due to painful things I rly thought I wouldnât be able to use her for a long time#but Iâve been talking with that old friend Iâve reconnected with#and theyâre remaking the oc that El was originally made for#the stuff weâve been coming up with is legitimately so good#and Iâm just so happy that El gets to be loved again and have the happiness she deserves#WELL. FIRST SOME GAY PANIC#and panic of other varieties#but then#she will be happy#and that makes me super happy#I should talk abt them on here!!!#I gotta make sure my friend is cool with it LOL#ALSO ITS WLW#FINALLY#OVE BEEN FUCKING STARVING#FOR Y E A R S#look mlm is great#but ive been starving for wlw#all Iâve been spoonfed for four years is mlm#I need women so bad dude. so bad#AND ITS SCIENTIST WOMEN#THEYRE BOTH SCIENTISTS#THEYRE BOTH INSANE!!!!!#ARGHHHHHHHHHHH#my dreams#theyâre real#theyâre here
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You ever read a line you wrote and youâre like fuck, did I do that? I said that? Damn okay, alright, maybe Iâm pretty good at this
#reading some of the lyrics Iâve jotted down for a future steddie fic#and Iâm like#fuck dude#wait#I did that??#that was me???#fuck thatâs pretty good actually damn#fanfic writing#steddie#fanfiction#writing#imposter syndrome#I do the same thing with drawing realism#Iâm like surely this isnât going to go well#and then I step back and Iâm like wait fuck when did that happen#hey thatâs pretty good#as if I didnât literally go to art school for four years#with an immersion in creative writing#smh#helpimstuckwriting#helpimstuckrambling
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We just did a math game and the teacher asked if I liked math b/c I was rlly good at it
My guy Iâm autistic
thatâs why Iâm in this class
#I scored really really fucking high in the tests u did last year for it#it was a lot of pattern recognition and adding things that arenât numbers and stuff#the math game was 4 4s itâs where you try to get different numbers only using four 4s and you can add or subtract and stuff to get them#it was cool#Iâm also the only student in the class so they kept asking me and then everyone said shit like âwow good job your so smartâ dude itâs#fucking numbers in in here because I do that
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Well since I'm slerpdeprived and thinking about "what's worse than two parents with issues? THREE parents with issues"
The interesting thing about the "Cain/Abel are Lucifer's child" theories is that genetically speaking it doesn't even matter. The children are made of Eve's egg and Lucifer's sperm. Eve was made from Adam's rib (assuming that the show will follow that canon?), she's made from him DNA, she's genetically his clone.
So Cain/Abel COULD be tested for the parenthood test thing and chances are they'll always match with Adam since they'll match with Eve.
So if it were to be used as a type of "gotcha, not my real dad" Adam probably wouldn't acknowledge it because not only did he raise them in life, the DNA test matches with him too.
Nevermind that he only knew his kids (who either died and went to hell, or were cursed to wander and lived for centuries, had nomad kids etc, THEN died and went to hell, assuming that that's where Cain is ofc) for like 0.05% of their existence.
Which btw, thinking about the weight and realistic importance of familial bonds forged in earth is very interesting in the context of the afterlife, especially when it comes to ancient souls. I would care who my mom/dad was in 50 years, 150 years, perhaps 500 years, but would I care in 1000 years? I suppose I would acknowledge them in title but after centuries of being an independent adult, wouldn't that change the perceived hierarchy in pretty much any relationship?
That was a tangent but it does go back to what I was originally saying:
Really it's in Cain and/or Abel's best interest that such a test is never taken. ALL it would accomplish is earn them another adult with baggage in their lives and who wants that when you're essentially as old as your human parents (give it take 5 to 20 years depending on how you think the whole Eden thing played out), as old as agriculture, older than civilization etc.
(that's of course grounds for conflict which could be interesting... You're one half of the oldest pair of tragic twins in the history of humanity, you've been a soul for longer than you were human, you kind of have other things going on... Why are your earthly parents still beefing with the devil? In true "I'm an adult and it's made me very judgemental of my parents' unaddressed immaturity", they should be like. Literally who cares. Dude I mean Dad (Adam) are you SURE you don't want to try therapy?)
Like really their only motivation may be to have a claim to the throne of hell or something but assuming that hell laws work as they do in human culture, Eve's kids would be "bastards" so they wouldn't be next in line.
If not political power, there's always the possibility of fucking up spectacularly with a series of bad deals and now they really need to have access to the Morningstar funds or be in the will or something, but hm idk. On the fence about this idea. I suppose it could be executed in an interesting way.
I'm so tired I feel like this post got away from me. No conclusion! Just more aimless rambling in the tags
#again. projecting lol. but I've been done with my parents jealousy scenes since i was 15 lol.#idk why for a couple of years it became trendy on my dad's side to hint at my sister not being his (insane btw. same temper + looks)#that type of drama literally only matters to emotionally stunted adults. all the family members from our generation are like. okay so....?#so idk. i think a realistic portrayal to the whole âdid Eve have sex with Lucifer when she ate the apple and did she bear a child from that#would be only L/E/A caring about it because i love the idea of the Eden Four's issues aging like vinegar#meanwhile the first two burnt pancakes in the history of the world are like. oh my god. why are you two still not over that.#just dragging their hands down their face like. you are insufferable with this. Lucifer fuck off. they've been paying you hell taxes for#longer than they were alive that's about the only obligation they stand to have with the devil.#just the energy you have when youre approaching your 30s and the coworker in his 40s at the office randomly tells you that they sometimes#still stalks their highschool sweetheart on fb. like. cringe. why. dude you have a mortgage to pay what are you doing?#rambles#Cain and Abel
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what a great time to be omni and androgynous
#us politics#im not usually political#but iâm scared#âoh donât be scared itâll be okayâ#dude this chucklefuck is going to be in charge for four years#i have a right to be fucking scared even if thereâs ânothing to worry aboutâ#capiche?#glad that we understand each other#us elections#USA#omnisexual#androgynous#vent
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having online friends can be a headache sometimes
#that one image of lisa simpson is my mood rn#like bro#we've been friends for what#four years now#and i find out about this shit now?#NOT EVEN FROM YOU? like yeah i know you were a bit wacky before#I DIDNT KNOW YOU DID THAT SORT OF THING#WHAT THE FUCK#i dont want to block you dude but you gotta understand#thats really messed up#and just a simple sorry for it isnt really gonna do much to patch up what youve done#vent post#IM really dissappointed out of everything#like im mad#but mostly dissappointed#thats seriously just#so messed up
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