fruit review #36.5
this mango i bought is like cartoonishly perfect and it was yummy as fuck. that鈥檚 all i have to say with this one 馃憤
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why don't you chop up some strawberries and maybe you'll calm down
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@rhubarbspring tagged mee thank you so much!! this was so cute and fun, and I greatly appreciate you thinking to tag me in this 馃槉
here's the link !! i'm tagging @mulletted @ogerpyon @eelsabound @fina1chase @zorobignaturals @poochiescoochie @pie2dface @bensonsballerz @pupindaturd and @nicomrade (you do not have to do this if you don't wanna, and if you're not tagged but wanna do it go for it!!)
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Just had an unfortunate encounter with an unsettling nectarine
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Sometimes happiness is just making strawberry jam on a snowy Thursday afternoon I guess :]
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I really like Enzo for Copia omg.
The names I have for them is Gregorio for Primo (though Augustine is cute too), Rocco for Secondo, Aurelio for Terzo (I wanted to name him Isidro but meaning-wise it makes no sense) and like I said Benedicto for Copia. I also chose Dante for Nihil.
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DANTE FOR NIHIL!
I love your names, especially Aurelio!!! Very beautiful!!!
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Fruitposting
FLAME black jumbo raisins: pleasant grapey taste, somehow juicy. I'm not sure why they're called flame raisins, they aren't spicy or anything. I'd be surprised if they were because how do you make a grape do that?
green raisins (sundorkhani): these are amazing, really sweet, tangy, chewy, 10/10 snacks
Craisins (no added sugar): cranberries are weird. They're like grapes but not. It's also difficult to find craisins at the supermarket that aren't candied. The craisins I got are tart but a little sweet. Overall an enjoyable dried fruit
That's all I got for now because I can't go bankrupt over raisins. I'm not supposed to eat candy or fruit snacks anymore, but luckily I like real fruit. This concludes tonight's fruitposting session.
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fruit review #37: red bananas
Red bananas are pretty good, i鈥檇 had these before i鈥檇 ever had a supermarket cavendish banana in my life, and i鈥檇 say they are pretty similar in flavor! The red banana is sweeter and juicier, the flesh is more orange (this one is slightly underripe, so just trust me) but otherwise they taste pretty similar. It鈥檚 also apparently healthier than cavendish bananas but i don鈥檛 really care about fruits health benefits i鈥檓 just a dedicated fruit eater.
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the good news is that i can say faggot as much as i want in this website
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i wish i could shove a whole mango into my face and then just spit out the pit. that would fix me
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there鈥檚 something erotic about fruit . i swear to god
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