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expalto · 1 day ago
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starting a collection
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expalto · 1 day ago
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sometimes i wish that i could freeze the picture and save it from the funny tricks of time slipping through my fingers all the time
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expalto · 1 day ago
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can i come over and do this
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expalto · 2 days ago
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Obv laika is the goat but I love ZIB. Kramer subplot as a dog.
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expalto · 8 days ago
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i’m so glad earth only has one moon, if there were more i’d have to pick a favorite and that sounds too emotionally taxing to even fathom
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expalto · 8 days ago
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“Lol we’re gonna be worse than game of thrones” is a weird way to talk up your show’s final season but whatever
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expalto · 8 days ago
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everyone shut up. 4 year anniversary of the stupidest episode of television.
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expalto · 9 days ago
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something about foreshadowing being more prominent the second time around reading a story but in a way that the meaning is changed forever and you can never view a story the same as you once did before. do you know what i mean.
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expalto · 10 days ago
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Tumblr app should have a tinder esque feature where it shows you the blogs in a 3 mile radius. No it shouldnt
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expalto · 12 days ago
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Lesbians will watch the substance and be like "this never would've happened if her neighbor was a cute younger lesbian."
It's me, I'm lesbians.
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expalto · 13 days ago
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expalto · 13 days ago
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expalto · 13 days ago
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expalto · 15 days ago
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That 40 min walk to nowhere particular Will save your life
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expalto · 15 days ago
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expalto · 15 days ago
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They should hide a secret layer of yummy taste under all the nasty taste on Nintendo switch cartridges to reward the children whose hearts are most devoted and true
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expalto · 15 days ago
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they say you snooze you lose, and well. heh. i snost and lost
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