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expalto · 8 hours ago
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expalto · 2 days ago
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That 40 min walk to nowhere particular Will save your life
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expalto · 3 days ago
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expalto · 3 days ago
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They should hide a secret layer of yummy taste under all the nasty taste on Nintendo switch cartridges to reward the children whose hearts are most devoted and true
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expalto · 3 days ago
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they say you snooze you lose, and well. heh. i snost and lost
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expalto · 3 days ago
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when i die i hope i come back as a beautiful microscopic granule of sand
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expalto · 3 days ago
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You can replace [ACTIVITY YOU ENJOY] with [SCROLLING] but watch out. This sucks bad 👍
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expalto · 3 days ago
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expalto · 5 days ago
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take everything i say with a hint of lime
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expalto · 6 days ago
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expalto · 6 days ago
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im inventing a new bechdel test that you can only pass if your movie has two butches alone together smoking and maybe one of them grabs the other by the belt loops and then one of them puts a cigarette out on the other and then they start making out against a truck and maybe there's a little bit of teeth and tracy chapman is playing on the radio and we can hear them breathing and cut to black. or not. maybe not cut to black. i will leave that up to you but remember there is a right answer
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expalto · 10 days ago
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expalto · 11 days ago
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