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[eightiesfan]

Insert [Here] Part 4 (Betamax)

[fishareglorious]

kakania numero uno reverse 1999 character on the fact she makes a dig on the sex life of the guy she was dueling with at the moment. while also somewhat kinda maybe implying she fucked his wife

[desultory-novice]

"Kin-Dread Souls"

I'm so pleased Noir made it to the second-chance semi-finals that I decided to give him a moment of peace and relaxation! (Ignore whatever that Horrid Beast trying to crawl out of hell in the BG is!)

Flower Waddle Dee belongs to @eliastheownerof0axolotls Sir Uther belongs to @quanblovk

If you haven't seen it yet, might I tempt you to vote for a certain teen boy by offering up some delicious Apologies AU Director's Cut if Noir wins?

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[Vote for Noir?] omg the poll ends on my birthday?! >.>; not that that should influence anyone...!

@kirbyoctournament

[ourflagmeansgayrights]

ofmd s2e01

Izzy: Ed… what if we just… talked it through??? Ed: Ed: Lol. Lmao, even. Ed: Yeah, alright. Sure. I’ll talk about my fucking feelings. Ed: Apparently the way I shared my feelings last time wasn’t acceptable? Not a big music fan, Iz? Ed: How about this, then, since I’m apparently not allowed to express my feelings through song: What if I just go stand in front of everyone and point a fucking gun at my head? Is that okay with you, Izzy? Is that the sort of “talking it through” that you approve of? Ed: Gonna be real with you, man, I really can’t get any more blatant abt my current emotional state than this! Gun under my chin! Babbling nonsense in front of the crew! This is how being Blackbeard makes me feel! Do you get it now? Is this what you fucking wanted? Izzy: ENOUGH! Ed: Oh? Izzy: The atmosphere on this ship is fucked and everyone knows why. Ed: Mhm. Go on. Izzy: The problem is your feelings for Stede Bonnet. Ed: Ed: Yeah, fuck this.

[chirpsythismorning]

INTERESTING a storyline that ppl say would be impossible for Mike bc of x y z and yet here is Jack Mcphee in Dawson's Creek living his forced conforming lifestyle, dating a girl and denying his sexuality, having a mental breakdown in his nuclear family front hallway and everything...

[disappearenceofsomeone]

[prev part here btw!!]

[stupidiocy-somewhere-else]

This is the most Ishmael VS Ahab song ever written, Compass included, and I will hear no arguments to the contrary

[makedonsgriva]

“I don’t like Xie Lian-”

Okay? Prepare to die now?

[tyrannosaurus-trainwreck]

Me: You're supposed to leave one car-length between you and the car in front of you for every ten miles per hour of speed to allow for safe braking distance, so I'm going to make an attempt here.

The worst drivers on the planet:

[soupum]

who up pondering they porygon

[saiainopresai-v3]

im with saihara on this one (which one? take your best guess before checking tags!)

[mercymaker]

ayo, these two need to chill

poor lae'zel is just trying to catch some sleep dfsdfsf

[desultory-novice]

[Noir('s) Soul]

"Look, I don't know you that well but you seem like a decent enough guy. Just, have you considered relaxing a little? I mean, seriously! This contest is supposed to be for fun! And look at you! Young and (far as I can see for a human) you're the picture of health!"

"...Okay, I don't know what's going on with that sword (?) of yours and I've heard you're some kind of Dark Matter (not that you look it!) but I just don't see where all this, 'Oh, woe is me, I'm a monster!' and 'I can't remember what the sensation of touch feels like' and 'Aah the sunlight burnssss' or 'Every breath is pain~' is coming from. Put down the goth poetry and join in the fun! You only live once!"

"Haha... Yeah, no... You're...right..."

- CW: Body Horror of the [NOT SO MILD?] Variety!! -

"After all... this won't last...forever..." (...please...?)

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I think I mentioned (?) that Tourney!Noir is a bit of a mess, soul-wise, and that he is mostly projecting/barely maintaining an outward physical image of himself as he looked like in his last days as a human. And that certain triggers cause him to glitch out.

Thanks to Cauli's body horror the other day, I thought it'd be fun (?) to draw what he would look like if you glitched him all the way out.

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[Psst! Vote for Noir?] We have body horror!

[fujii-draws]

OKAY! Chatot rant in tags below! Read at your own discretion.

[beikerfaker]

spam page recap

[gorehoundhammett]

imagine it’s 1996, you’ve been dating the drummer of this famous band for a few months now and you really like where the relationship is going but he’s out of the country for a promotion of their new album. naturally, you turn on the tv to boost ratings and be supportive but the first thing you see when the tv static clears is his tongue down his bandmate’s throat.