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"Rationalism" is up there with "Objectivism" in terms of "definitionally funny things to call your own belief system".
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Sorry that I haven't posted in a little while, but I got the house to myself, you know what that means? It's time to show Sackboy things he has never seen before!
The Laundry Room
The back yard
The stove
The fridge and the freezer (It was very cold)
The top of the fridge
The bath tub
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these teenagers and their dog are trying ruin our money laundering business. no tony put the gun down were doing this the old fashioned way. were gonna dress up as monsters and scare them
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task manager kill this fucking thinbg
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It’s cherry blossom season in Vancouver :)
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✫･ﾟ*.2009･ﾟ✫*.
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miserable that there is no way 2 avoid being treated as either a man or woman
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other shadownetta work
#yoooooo this is so cool??#its shadow the hedgehog baby!#shadow the hedgehog#omega e123#e 123 omega#rouge the bat#bayonetta#sonic the hedgehog
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do you guys think they’re gonna forget their gay marriage promise with tomodachi life. funniest possible situation
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prev you are NOT getting away with this
And he is still ugly as fuck
#like you're right#but also fuck you (/nsrs /jk)#jjba#jojos bizarre adventure#jojo's bizarre adventure#golden wind
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Inspecting my grean
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i have officially listened to enough femtanyl to get ads on spotify for their official Elevating Transgender Voices™ playlist
chat is this normal? will i become a better person by giving corporately-sanctioned trans artists six cents per stream on the pro-ai fascist podcast website? chat is this okay??
#idk about you but i have weird feelings#about the platform that funds and hosts the joe rogan experience#trying to come off as woke#trans#transgender
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I’m doing the dishes
it’s a warm spring day
I watch out the window as my neighbours wiener dog wanders out into the garden in its little blue bandana
I stop, mesmerised.
It’s sniffing flowers — carnations, I think — for quite some time until it becomes excited by a bird overhead and bounces around to chase it’s shadow
the dog returns to the sunlit spot by the flowers and flops over, belly up, to bask in the warm light
“I want to be that dog” I say to myself. “I want to share with the world the peaceful joy that dog must be feeling right now.”
I try to take a picture; my zoom is not enough. I get weird and grab my pigeon-watching binoculars to get a better zoom, line my phone camera up with the lens. And I take one single, illicit, sleepy dog picture.
I hope the ends justified the means.
I bet that dog is having a really nice day.
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