#from the fridge

[cacw]

my favorite character drinks vitamin water

[akanemnon]

Tough crowd.

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[it-isw-hat-itis]

water here is not taste

[tacc0yak1]

turning 704 he needs smthn stronger than wine

[c-rowlesdraws]

[daftmooncretin]

last three seasons spn are crazy. its just dean being borderline suicidal while sam tries to fix it by basically dangling his keys at him and going : “dean look! cowboys!” “dean look! strip club!” “dean look! haunted action figure.”

Meanwhile castiel is like i see that dean is suicidal, this is clearly my fault so i will remedy this by dying.

[justslightlyconfused]

Book Jaskier: chaotic idiot who starts shit like he isn’t the size of a football you can punt over the fence

Hexer Jaskier: chill lil dude who follows you everywhere and just wants to snuggle and lounge in the sunniest window

Netflix Jaskier: unhinged feral last kitten in the sad box on the corner with big ol eyes that make you forgive him for destroying your couch

Geralt: always desperately trying to herd cats

[sailorsun546]

I have recently acquired this "rabbit" and we can't decide what to name her. She is a Jersey Wooly and everything in the world sticks to her fur.

She looks like shit right now but don't worry I'm brushing her every couple days and making sure she has plenty to eat. When I rescued her she was matted and a little under weight, but that's all being taken care of.

[wisteriasymphony]

every time a tumblr post mlb rewrite mentions the fact that they're taking out marinette's 'obsessive stalker' characteristics an angel gets run over by a steamroller and fucking dies

[jhonnyhotbody]

It gets ransacked every week

This was them b4 they got their wives

[teaboot]

how is Ollie doing?

Ollie crawled into my lap and snuggled with me for a solid hour and a half the other day. I thought this was odd, because he's been really bitey lately and isn't much of a cuddler. But his stomach was kind of bloated so I thought he might be gassy and feeling bad. So I rubbed his belly and enjoyed the cuddles until he was feeling better.

AND THEN I FOUND THE HOLE HE CHEWED THROUGH THE CAT FOOD BAG

[dear-ao3]

while i have you all pissed off about how to pronounce capri sun, now seems like as good a time as any to make my Things In Gas Stations And Grocery Stores That Would Send Non Americans Into A Coma post

[nightskywrites]

the young justice team is crowded around tim’s bed in the infirmary, yelling at each other, blaming each for what went wrong when tim starts to stir. he’s flat on his back, blinking up at the team of superpowered individuals huddled around his bed, vision blurry as hell from his massive concussion. “you ok, Rob?” kon asks. “you had a bit of an accident.” (the accident was that kon and slobo were busy showing off and a stray bit of rubble went flying and hit tim in the head) “oh no,” tim slurs. “my insurance is gonna go up.”

naturally everyone is like “what the hell are you talking about” and tim just goes “jersey is a no fault state. dads gonna be so mad at me” and conks back out again.

the funnier part is that tim is 14 so he a.) does not have a license and b.) does not have a car, he just illegally drives the batmobile sometimes

[violent138]

Lois opens the pickle jars for Clark because they've had too many occasions where he's snapped the jar in half.

[barghuest]

Here's the companion piece to this one, you're all welcome

[ahappydnp]

you ever have those specific moments/clips where you're reminded dnp are just some dudes bc this is mine

me (only child) back in the day seeing them (both grew up with brothers) rough house all the time and being like D: