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My brother-in-law has a Thing where he gives me increasingly rare copies of The Bee Movie and itâs long since gone from âGoofy running gagâ to âI donât know how much money heâs willing to commit to this bit and it Scares Me.â
Where the fuck can we go from here
#my life#bee movie#heâs already given me the academy For Your Consideration copy#and copies in greek mandarin and korean#AND copies of the bee movie video game AND pez dispensers AND christmas ornaments#AND bee movie converse sneakers distributed only to members of the cast and crew#at this point i fully expect to find the severed head of jerry seinfeld in a box this christmas#10k#20k
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a book vending machine (x)
#book#books#bookworm#library#libraries#bookshop#bookstore#book vending machine#book dispenser#penguin books
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The musical episode.
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#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#jin guangyao#nie mingjue#Remember jin guangyao: If you do any treachery you will face the wrath of five horses.#When are the horses going to come into play? You'll see.#s2.ep8 had beautiful music... I listened to it on loop while drawing!#Good music to chill out to before you fly into a rage.#This episode really cements how JGY's mind works - It is a matter of long-term outcomes at the sake of nearly everything else.#Morals do not matter to him if the outcome is more favourable.#and at the center of it all - he has learned that the only person he can truly trust is himself.#In turn - the only person his actions benefit are himself.#He will do anything and everything it takes to reach a position of power - not just for the power. But because it means safety.#Because it was something he was denied and the idea of not having control in his life again is unforgivable.#'Happiness' isn't a goal. We are looking at someone still stuck at the bottom of Maslow's hierarchy of needs.#Everything and everyone is a piece in a game. Bonds and friendships are assets. People are dispensable.#He wants to climb for the sake of climbing. He wants praise and recognition because he feels it is deserved. It's all so hollow.#We could go deeper into his psyche on this.#But these are also tags under a comic in which 'evil penis music' is the punchline.
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Cat Tape Dispenser by BlueTricycleVintage
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Soft spot
#simon blackquill#sebastian debeste#miles edgeworth#ace attorney#my HC is that edgeworth got simon special dispensation to prosecute in Dual destinies so after his badge is in limbo#also i dont want to paint smokng w too broad a brush. but i think simon started assuming he wouldnt live to see long-term effects.#surviving means he actually has to live with the consequences of his actions and the person he's become#my art
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r/malelivingspaces strikes again
#mcyt#hermitcraft#hermitblr#iskall85#vintagebeef#the picture perfect view of iskallâs perry portal is the cherry on top#HAHAHA beefâs malicious compliance w the dispensers was so fcking funny too
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attempting to escape my saw trap by gaslighting jigsaw into thinking that I did nothing wrong
#shitty saw traps#saw franchise#mod amanda#âI never stole chocolate almonds from the dispenser at Ralphâs. are you sure youâre feeling okay?â#and then I get put into a worse trap
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cody: don't worry, i have a few knives up my sleeve for situations like this, sir.
obi-wan : i think you mean cards.
cody, pulling a knife from his sleeve: no, i do not.
#commander cody#star wars the clone wars#obi wan kenobi#codywan#obi wan x cody#incorrect quotes#codywan incorrect quotes#emergency knife dispenser cody
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'women aren't responsible for male loneliness' sure but i think the fact that you in particular can't say a positive thing about a man and only publicly talk about how much they annoy you has a lot to do with the self-confidence issues that root at this loneliness
#feminism#radical feminism#male loneliness#kink dispenser comments#creepy dms#life's tough ok so let's look for light
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Eddie, on Tiktok: The worst part about being married to a teacher is that when they go back to work, you gotta help them get their classroom ready
Eddie: Which that in itself, not bad. Kinda fun actually.
Eddie: But all these teachers leave a bunch of shit out in the hallway for people to take and my husband wonât let me take any of it.
Steve, in the background: Because itâs not for you. Thatâs theft.
Eddie: Says the guy that stole a car
Steve: I BORROWED- *video cuts out*
#Eddie: Can I have this?#Steve: Why do you need an abacus?#I actually took a tape dispenser when I helped my sister get her classroom together#havenât mentioned Steveâs criminal past in a hot second#eddie munson tiktok saga#steve harrington#eddie munson
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Secrets shaken from Silas BirchTree's cold dead hands at 2:00 AM and! ... they're wallpapers. Hmm.
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Sneakinâs around like this...
#tf2#team fortress 2#engiespy#tf2 spy#tf2 engineer#engineer x spy#practical espionage#napoleon complex#myart#yes i couldve cropped this better but i didnt want to dsjkhfa#u get my terrible sentry in the background cuz i really wanted to make the detail of usin the dispenser-#-to hide spy from the sentry so perfect for optimal hiding cuddle times
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#the pez dispenser#seinfeld#jerry seinfeld#george costanza#the shadow on that pez dispenser is incredible
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please draw something soft with little pq dirk and alpha dave or the silly pq older one iregrhgh ur art makes me so so sad abt them in the best way ever plsplspls
HI ANON. oh my god sorry for keeping you waiting this long. i wanted to do something nice for you but truth be told... i struggle with drawing people hugging & similar stuff. historically. but ur rq is WAY overdue so!! i did my best.
i only hope this reaches you alrighht... i wish it notified anons when their asks are answered ahgfdjksgg ;w; thank u so much for this and again so sorry it took this long...
#anonymous#asks#homestuck#hom3stuck#home24uck#home2t4ck#dave strider#dirk strider#alpha dave#alpha dave strider#alpha bro#alpha bro strider#candy dave#candy dave strider#striders#pesterquest#admin draws#fanart#if you go far back enough on my blog u can see that i have been insane about candy dave and dirk for a long long time#I STILL HAVENT REPLAYED HIS PQ ROUTE. BUT I NEED TO#once i do i want to draw them again and dispense some thoughts... but for now u get da fluff. and its like 1 am so id better hustle to bed#also thank you everyone for refilling my askbox! i cant wait to get to all of these ehe
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A friend sent this to me and I need you all to see this
#I'm in fucking TEARS bro#the custom CHEESEBALL DISPENSER BACKPACK#soy facing for Jesus#dropping a CHEESEBALL in the sea of Galilee#this calls for a cheeseball#the toss up#IT IS OVER FOR CHRISTIANITY Y'ALL CAN PACK IT UP NOW
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