#treats dispensed

[i-sometimes-read-the-url]

Secrets shaken from Silas BirchTree's cold dead hands at 2:00 AM and! ... they're wallpapers. Hmm.

[darkwood-sleddog]

Sticky gorl

[stimmedhams]

source<3

[themoonweaversden]

Messeges that were found so far: DISPENSE MY TREAT (spoilers)

This is just to collect all the codes that you can type in in thisisnotawebsitedotcom.com and their effects only (please click images for better quality)

Masterpost with all messeges / codes

It downloads this folder:

Inside you'll find 15 files:

These are all the images:

[cardboardcheese]

he’s gonna have freaky pictures of ford in here isn’t he😒

[petrichormore]

q!Missa and q!Bad are literally just the “You used to be nice. Or did you never used to be? Oh god. Maybe you never used to be…” audio

“You do like me.”

“I don’t.”

“You liked me yesterday…!”

“Oh, did I, yeah?”

“… I thought you did…”

DOES ANYONE SEE MY VISION

(this is the audio I’m referring to btw)

[radio-venom]

ah man i left my bottom at home and forgot to refill his treat dispenser can someone go check on him?

[wyrddogs]

Note to self, for Kermit's special rewards:

Tracking: Cat food in those squeazy packets.

Nosework: Baby food in a jar.

[mars-ipan]

chisp you are doing some lab rat shit to me rn

[wizardnuke]

continually amazed at customers entitlement and how they outright say shit like "i know you didn't even look for it" when i tell them that we don't have something in the back. like. okay. what are you gonna do? you aren't allowed back there. you don't know what i was looking at. i'll either pull up the on-hand screen and show you the the zero in stock or i'll say the on-hand is wrong. also my willingness to search for something is directly related to how nice you are to me. you are beholden to me and my whims not the other way around. go get your fucking blueberries at kroger ma'am

[redjukebox]

DISPENSE MY TREAT (pt 1)

[nugatorysheep]

yes you can request art from me but it does need to be something i'd want to draw anyway (i.e. my own characters or other AU guys I'm already intimately familiar with) if you'd actually like to see it within the week you ask otherwise you'll be waiting months. or years. or until the heat death of the universe

[venndaai]

my rats have not yet been especially affectionate to me in a way that I can easily recognize, but I am strangely deeply touched by the fact that they love to chew on my toenails but are extremely gentle with the fleshy parts of my feet.

[meowthtwo]

Ruttley the Dog is pissing me off

[scootatwoni]

btw insane how ppl act like the world is gonna end just becos i put my foot down and refuse to do the least important task at work...becos im not willing to clean up the mess others leave in the way of the things I need in order to fulfill that task

anyways the little chilchuck in my head telling me to stand up for myself in the workplace stay winning

[xxbunnyboy]

Me threatening people who aren't nice to my mutuals