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frog-0n-a-l0g · 8 months ago

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Whoever made math I’m knocking ur teeth out, shoving them down your throat so they cut you on the way out, taking them and grinding them to a powder before I blow that shit in your eyeballs

#what the fuck is wrong with you #I hate this #frogs school shit #mathematics #mathblr #math #calculation #calculating

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jellyjamheadobb · 6 months ago

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YALL

I JUST HAPPENED TO LOOK UP AT THE NEWS ON TV

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musubiki · 10 months ago

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my best friend is the main character

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xxplastic-cubexx · 17 days ago

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why do i feel like erik would get a little jealous at how attached charles is to the cat and how much attention it’s getting from him

erik 'michael' 'magnus' 'max' lehnsherr is above getting jealous over a cat ok he knows charles loves him more than a silly lil furless furball

Magneto however.

#snap chats #ik max his birth name but the alliteration was right there ....... sue me officer i love me some alliteration .....#evil helmet talking to him like the green goblin mask tho like 'crash a yacht so charles has to pay attention to you'#i think erik donning the magneto persona just to get charles' attention is the funniest shit i can conceive of at 1AM on a school night #like bro he is not replacing you with a cat ... i prommy .... put the boat down #put the boat down change outta your outfit and go have a wine night with your husband There Problem Solved #the cat cant drink wine .... checkmate ....#anyways i legally cant write another story about a man getting jealous over a cat but we can definitely crack jokes about it #spaekin of stories ... ao3 time ... my ass aint even readin cherik tf wrong with me #if im gonna dick over my sleep schedule can it at lesat be topical Never. Absolutely Never #good night everyone i will see you all in a minute :}}}#that smile so evil .. wht is that... :} lil frog mouth ... a frog aint evil i rescind that adjective #ok bye bybe :}

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sprinklecutecorekawaiirawr · 30 days ago

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Uhhhhhhhh

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frog-0n-a-l0g · 1 year ago

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Ok I need like actual fucking help here.

I accidentally hit the top left corner of my laptop lightly on the fan and now the screen is fucking up and I can’t leave this

Does ANYONE have any idea how to help this I am so fucking screwed

#on the verge of a panic attack #abt to go clean the whole house #god I hate this shit #frogs school shit

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mycological-mariner · 1 year ago

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Genuinely don’t know what we were supposed to learn in science class by filling a balloon and holding a blow torch to it besides there’s gonna be an explosion, but that was fun. I want to blow up balloons with blow torches again

#we were all 10-11 year olds #that teacher immediately made herself the coolest person ever #sometimes science class was just about blowing random shit up #(yes the students DID get to hold the blowtorch)#we learned about water displacement theory by the teacher telling us to go home and get in the bath with a bunch of stuff of varied weights #sat in my swim trunks at 11 with the bath full of bricks and spoons and my mother not even being mad #just mildly confused #or the time we wrapped eggs in bubble wrap and newspaper and threw them at the school wall #WE EGGED THE SCHOOL #FOR SCIENCE #ofc a bunch did break and the teacher was told off for letting us throw eggs at the school #but did she give a fuck? no. next lab was collecting tadpoles #from the depression in the ground that had filled with water #and a dozen muddy laughing children were running around with baby frogs

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cool-frog-hours · 2 years ago

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finished it 😎

#frogs art #this is one of those where i think if my middle school self saw this they’d flip shit #carmine sans just #captain sniff #champion’s bane #digital art #queer comics #dnd oc art #dnd oc #dungeons and dragons #oc art #oc #comic #dnd #crime polycule #frogs comics

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peachydinosaur · 1 year ago

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keep doing crochet too much and fucking up my wrist and I've had issues with my wrists before so i bought a fucking wrist brace. feels like an overreaction but. it hurts and it would be stupid not to do anything about it

#had a wrist brace i wore on and off through high school #used to write and sew so much my wrist would do cramping and soreness and etc #too much small repetitive movement without proper posture etc #you think I'd learn my lesson but nooooooo #too busy making frogs or some shit #also bought muscle rub #gonna see how tiger balm works for me #like fifteen muscles hurt so #rub rub bitch #i said things

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sprinklecutecorekawaiirawr · 25 days ago

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Random shitpost ig

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frog-does-dumb-stuff · 9 months ago

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hehe. train time (wip)

#frog says shit #my art #wip #3d modeling #blender #train #this is for a school project woo yeah

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syrinq · 2 years ago

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mfw in hindsight there obviously was something Wrong With Me when i was growing up but i didn't think of it as a possiblity whatsoever because of environmental circumstances & I Am Just Lazy And Useless And Doing Fuck All By Nature & I Thought I Fixed My Biggest Issues By Therapy Already And I Didn't Think I Could Have Any More

but then said behaviours continue even in better environments and you're suddenly out of uni wondering what the actual fuck is up and it's into the downward spiral to wonderland from there

i'm the frog being dissected in biology class. i'm the dissector at the same time. i peel out an overgrown lump out my dissected frog ass and see that in fact i do have Behaviours. now i have to find the origins of this behaviour & unfortunately the best i can do is speculate. which sucks because i need to 100% know what's caused by what else in order to understand it and deal with it better

(blingee sparkle gif effects) Unfortunately Nothing Is Ever Certain With Comorbidity, Baby! Nor Is It Certain It Is Comorbidity To Begin With (This Is The Impostorism Talking)

on one hand, learning frog anatomy by poking its ass & getting to know myself better to deal with it. cool, i guess. on the other.

god. why.

#im the loadbearer of frog shit #alright mrs. i lay on the floor 5-30 min after full-time school obligations because I Am Too Tired To Do Anything Else #alright mrs. i wanna learn piano. gets a piano and then doesn't out of anxiety of other people around #alright mrs. i wanna do x y z & the entire alphabet. but you'll do it only when a certain time hits. or you're mentally somewhere else.#and then you don't anyway. and then you wait and wait and then suddenly it's been over a decade?????#alright mrs. i always do my obligations and schoolwork Out Of Anxiety For Negative Consequences And Not Because I Like Anything #alright mrs. I Only Immediately Do Things That Are Obligations But I Hate Being Told What To Do And Having No Freedom Of Choice #alright mrs. I Have art WIPs for 6 Years Untouched. ''i should finish this'' annual revision. still doesn't do it #alright mrs. I Have Energy For Fucking Nothing And Am Stressed 24/7 When Committing To Anything I Don't Like Especially Full-Time #alright mrs. I Have More Free Time And I Still Don't Do Shit Except Engage With My Hobbies Sometimes Unless I Am Really Into It #alright mrs. Saving Up For Sims 4 Selling My Beloved LPS Collection & Then Not Playing It For Years #alright mrs. I Read Other People's Analogies Of Their Feelings And You Don't Understand Whatsoever Until You Put It In Your Own Words #alright mrs. I Want To Do Things But I Just Don't Because I Don't Know I Just Don't. EXHAUSTING. UTTERLY EXHAUSTING #alright mrs. I Wanted To Do My Flight Rising Shit Today But I Spend It On Late Breakfast. Shower. Hygiene. Browsing Reddit For Research For #uhm. i don't know How Many Hours but it's Hours Alright. and then it was dinner time. And Here We Are #fucking fuck ign violence everywhere hatred malice shooting eyelaser beams #sy.txt

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frogish-person · 2 months ago

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Getting out of bed when its cold and dark out is so fucking hard

y'all I am so tired and beginning to suffer academically.

sunl amp save me. Plea se su nlamp. sunlamp I nee d you to s ave m e. I ne Ed a snun lamp

#fr tho I cannot keep sleeping in and extra 30-40 minutes every morning and then still be tired #I cant do shit at school but I need to #I don't even know why I keep waking up in the middle of the night it fucking sucks.#tips would be great of y'all have any #frog ribbits #not writing

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catthrowingupinyourshoe · 1 year ago

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What pretending that you are not violently ill in front of your parents after adventuring and eating horrifically with your friend after skipping school looks like

#shit post #everything huuuuuuurts #idk what to put for tags #frogs #frogs and toads #funny picture #idk #relatable memes #funny #school

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pissfizz · 1 year ago

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It has been a very eventful morning

#my mom got mad about my brother not doing his chores properly. then on the way to the bus there were a few bunnies. then on the bus a girl -#-kept glancing ar me the whole time. and then when I got to school I found a frog in the hall and freed it outside. and then when I passed-#-the stairwell the chem teacher started playing violin. then I saw a junior in full furry get up.#crazy shit

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frog-0n-a-l0g · 2 months ago

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I hate writing emails ITS SO SCARY

#like why do I have to voice my concerns #ugh #I hate self advocation #frogs school shit

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