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frog-0n-a-l0g · 6 months

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Whoever made math I’m knocking ur teeth out, shoving them down your throat so they cut you on the way out, taking them and grinding them to a powder before I blow that shit in your eyeballs

#what the fuck is wrong with you #I hate this #frogs school shit #mathematics #mathblr #math #calculation #calculating

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jellyjamheadobb · 4 months

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YALL

I JUST HAPPENED TO LOOK UP AT THE NEWS ON TV

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musubiki · 8 months

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my best friend is the main character

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mycological-mariner · 1 year

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Genuinely don’t know what we were supposed to learn in science class by filling a balloon and holding a blow torch to it besides there’s gonna be an explosion, but that was fun. I want to blow up balloons with blow torches again

#we were all 10-11 year olds #that teacher immediately made herself the coolest person ever #sometimes science class was just about blowing random shit up #(yes the students DID get to hold the blowtorch)#we learned about water displacement theory by the teacher telling us to go home and get in the bath with a bunch of stuff of varied weights #sat in my swim trunks at 11 with the bath full of bricks and spoons and my mother not even being mad #just mildly confused #or the time we wrapped eggs in bubble wrap and newspaper and threw them at the school wall #WE EGGED THE SCHOOL #FOR SCIENCE #ofc a bunch did break and the teacher was told off for letting us throw eggs at the school #but did she give a fuck? no. next lab was collecting tadpoles #from the depression in the ground that had filled with water #and a dozen muddy laughing children were running around with baby frogs

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cool-frog-hours · 2 years

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finished it 😎

#frogs art #this is one of those where i think if my middle school self saw this they’d flip shit #carmine sans just #captain sniff #champion’s bane #digital art #queer comics #dnd oc art #dnd oc #dungeons and dragons #oc art #oc #comic #dnd #crime polycule #frogs comics

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peachydinosaur · 1 year

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keep doing crochet too much and fucking up my wrist and I've had issues with my wrists before so i bought a fucking wrist brace. feels like an overreaction but. it hurts and it would be stupid not to do anything about it

#had a wrist brace i wore on and off through high school #used to write and sew so much my wrist would do cramping and soreness and etc #too much small repetitive movement without proper posture etc #you think I'd learn my lesson but nooooooo #too busy making frogs or some shit #also bought muscle rub #gonna see how tiger balm works for me #like fifteen muscles hurt so #rub rub bitch #i said things

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frog-0n-a-l0g · 11 months

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Ok I need like actual fucking help here.

I accidentally hit the top left corner of my laptop lightly on the fan and now the screen is fucking up and I can’t leave this

Does ANYONE have any idea how to help this I am so fucking screwed

#on the verge of a panic attack #abt to go clean the whole house #god I hate this shit #frogs school shit

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lumberwoof · 2 years

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really wanna make a super self-indulgent tskym AU where Yamaguchi is on the Sendai Frogs too

#haikyuu for blacklist #Yamaguchi really rides the line between being a normal guy who played with monsters #and being one of the monsters himself #this is mostly because I desire a timeline where Tsukki and Yama play as regulars on the same team #also Yams plays Wing Spiker bc he converted during high school #opponents hate it when Yams and Tsukki are both on the front line because their two-man blocks are nightmarish #not as openly terrifying as Tsukki and Kogane blocking together but Yams is deceptively good #me: I could make OCs to fill out Sendai's roster OR I could just steal players from other teams #*slaps Goshiki and Shibayama into Frogs uniforms*#*slaps Frogs into Div1*#there's an on-going joke that Hinata Kageyama and Ushijima all moved to European leagues because they didn't want to face Tsukishima #it's not true but Tsukki loves talking shit

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frog-does-dumb-stuff · 7 months

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hehe. train time (wip)

#frog says shit #my art #wip #3d modeling #blender #train #this is for a school project woo yeah

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catthrowingupinyourshoe · 10 months

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What pretending that you are not violently ill in front of your parents after adventuring and eating horrifically with your friend after skipping school looks like

#shit post #everything huuuuuuurts #idk what to put for tags #frogs #frogs and toads #funny picture #idk #relatable memes #funny #school

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pissfizz · 1 year

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It has been a very eventful morning

#my mom got mad about my brother not doing his chores properly. then on the way to the bus there were a few bunnies. then on the bus a girl -#-kept glancing ar me the whole time. and then when I got to school I found a frog in the hall and freed it outside. and then when I passed-#-the stairwell the chem teacher started playing violin. then I saw a junior in full furry get up.#crazy shit

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twunkzilla · 1 year

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I got like extremely piss ass drunk last night and fell in a fucking lake why can't I ever do anything normal when I black out like shit myself

#im always fucking doing shit like trying to climb trees and i wake up covered in bruises #one time i caught a frog and brought it home like i was in elementary school #like i woke up and found a live frog in an empty coffee cup #or im covered in scrapes and tree resin

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roses-n-rads · 1 year

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Honestly feel real cheated out of dissecting a pig

#watching xfiles and bro i didnt get to dissect shit #maybe a frog i dont remember #no baby for home ec no dissection for science lot of tv tropes i didnt get to experience in high school #very lame rude #ritalks

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markscherz · 6 months

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Is frogs were wizards, what kind of magic would they have?

Look, I think the Basic™ answer is that frogs belong to the Transmutation school of magic because, hello, metamorphosis, but galaxy brain herpetologists know that more than a quarter of all frog species don't have tadpoles.

Toxicologists could tell you of the venomous species that can deliver a real Shocking Grasp that leaves you with Burning Hands—mainstays of Evocation magic.

Ecologists will tell you frogs are pivotal mesopredators and those with tadpoles occupy two trophic niches over their lifespans—classic Abjuration magic.

Some field biologists will tell you how hard it is to find some frogs, even when they are calling from immediately in front of you—archetypal Illusion shit.

Other field biologists might tell you that sometimes frogs start calling a few minutes before the rain actually comes. Obvious hallmark of Divination school.

Conservation biologists will tell you that some species that were declared Extinct or likely Extinct have been rediscovered recently, so I suspect at least some are from the Necromancy school

Behavioural ecologists might tell you that some frogs have familiar pet tarantulas (Big Spider want you to think it's the tarantulas keeping the frogs as pets, but don't be taken in by their biased lies). You want to tell me that they're not Conjuration wizards?

But Frog Fans (Frans) will tell you they belong to the Enchantment school, because hearteyesmotherfucker.gif. I mean, they somehow got you following me, right?

#magic #animals #biology #D&D #frogs #Frans #tasticwolf #answers by Mark #schools of magic #5e #dungeons and dragons

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syrinq · 2 years

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mfw in hindsight there obviously was something Wrong With Me when i was growing up but i didn't think of it as a possiblity whatsoever because of environmental circumstances & I Am Just Lazy And Useless And Doing Fuck All By Nature & I Thought I Fixed My Biggest Issues By Therapy Already And I Didn't Think I Could Have Any More

but then said behaviours continue even in better environments and you're suddenly out of uni wondering what the actual fuck is up and it's into the downward spiral to wonderland from there

i'm the frog being dissected in biology class. i'm the dissector at the same time. i peel out an overgrown lump out my dissected frog ass and see that in fact i do have Behaviours. now i have to find the origins of this behaviour & unfortunately the best i can do is speculate. which sucks because i need to 100% know what's caused by what else in order to understand it and deal with it better

(blingee sparkle gif effects) Unfortunately Nothing Is Ever Certain With Comorbidity, Baby! Nor Is It Certain It Is Comorbidity To Begin With (This Is The Impostorism Talking)

on one hand, learning frog anatomy by poking its ass & getting to know myself better to deal with it. cool, i guess. on the other.

god. why.

#im the loadbearer of frog shit #alright mrs. i lay on the floor 5-30 min after full-time school obligations because I Am Too Tired To Do Anything Else #alright mrs. i wanna learn piano. gets a piano and then doesn't out of anxiety of other people around #alright mrs. i wanna do x y z & the entire alphabet. but you'll do it only when a certain time hits. or you're mentally somewhere else.#and then you don't anyway. and then you wait and wait and then suddenly it's been over a decade?????#alright mrs. i always do my obligations and schoolwork Out Of Anxiety For Negative Consequences And Not Because I Like Anything #alright mrs. I Only Immediately Do Things That Are Obligations But I Hate Being Told What To Do And Having No Freedom Of Choice #alright mrs. I Have art WIPs for 6 Years Untouched. ''i should finish this'' annual revision. still doesn't do it #alright mrs. I Have Energy For Fucking Nothing And Am Stressed 24/7 When Committing To Anything I Don't Like Especially Full-Time #alright mrs. I Have More Free Time And I Still Don't Do Shit Except Engage With My Hobbies Sometimes Unless I Am Really Into It #alright mrs. Saving Up For Sims 4 Selling My Beloved LPS Collection & Then Not Playing It For Years #alright mrs. I Read Other People's Analogies Of Their Feelings And You Don't Understand Whatsoever Until You Put It In Your Own Words #alright mrs. I Want To Do Things But I Just Don't Because I Don't Know I Just Don't. EXHAUSTING. UTTERLY EXHAUSTING #alright mrs. I Wanted To Do My Flight Rising Shit Today But I Spend It On Late Breakfast. Shower. Hygiene. Browsing Reddit For Research For #uhm. i don't know How Many Hours but it's Hours Alright. and then it was dinner time. And Here We Are #fucking fuck ign violence everywhere hatred malice shooting eyelaser beams #sy.txt

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snailmug · 2 years

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i hate group projects i hate group projects i hate group projects i hate group projects i hate group projects i hate group projects

#im already so tired of school and then this shit happens #ughhhhhhhhh #a frogs life #ribbit

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