#on the verge of a panic attack

[frog-0n-a-l0g]

Ok I need like actual fucking help here.

I accidentally hit the top left corner of my laptop lightly on the fan and now the screen is fucking up and I can’t leave this

Does ANYONE have any idea how to help this I am so fucking screwed

[songbirdsandsugar-moved]

I can’t believe it got busy busy. Like I can’t even get someone’s drink orders and I already have another table.

[nervouswreck-96]

I'm not worried about AI causing human extinction. I'm worried about humans causing human extinction. I'd actually like to live into my 40s thank you very much.

[skellytonsandstars]

I DONT WANNA BE IN THE HOUSE ANYMORE

[collophora]

TBB cadets ideas

[roy-kents]

oliver: yeah so buck’s always been bi. it’s who he is. yeah there’s definitely aspects of attraction to men. there’s definitely always been something there. yeah i mean if the storyline develops naturally with eddie then i guess it’s meant to go there. oh buck heard whatta man as he saw eddie for the first time there was absolutely attraction there lol.

me, trying to act as a functional human being in society:

[edorazzi]

Page 11 of my Miraculous Mentor AU comic A Matter of Trust! In which the new and very competent Chat Noir holds his own against Mr. Pigeon and does NOT get his tail handed to him by a bunch of birds! But Adrien can speak cat. 💀🪦

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[jamandjazz]

Ponyboy’s the type of person to be shaking as he turns in his test and when he gets an A be like “nah I didn’t even try” (he checked it three times)

[crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington]

reposting from my twottwer but

ethan isnt ugly because of his chin or nose, he looks bad because 99% of photos taken of him r in the game where he has no expression and looks extremly uncanny, his chin and nose are lauvely and are features many people have but just arent conventional beauty standards

liek theres a mod where they put his model over another resident evil character and he has full facial animation and he looks GREAT because his eyes arent popping out like he saw a cartoon ghost!

mod

re7 (no facialanimation)

ethan is just a average normal everyman, he LOOKS like some random civillian and it fits bcs he is! it would be strange if he was some chisled super soldier whos built like a brick wall because hes a software engineer who lived in california bro is not going to have a built of a body builder

and thats ok!!

[fairycosmos]

so crazy when the impending phone call that's been ruining your life for 3 weeks is a quick non eventful 5 minute conversation

[justaz]

lance and keith are both horror junkies but on opposite ends of the spectrum. keith loves horror movies while lance loves true crime. lance forces himself to sit with keith and watch scary movies bc he like spending time with his bf. he spends the entire movie clinging to him, his arms so tight around keith’s ribs that he can barely breathe. keith returns the favor by watching true crime documentaries with lance. he is horrified at all of it bc y’know. its real. and thats scary. he insists on going with lance everywhere when he has to leave (ie to the store or a friends house or even the mailbox) and repeatedly checks their houses locks on all the doors and windows.

[inkbarista]

I ended up caving and making another gofundme. I'm praying that this will be the last.

This fund is just so I can start off the new year on the right foot, and be able to pay my bills without worry. If you can't or won't donate I completely understand, I just ask that you share this around. If you'd like to donate, it means the world to me.

You all have been incredibly kind and generous, and I can't thank you enough for that. I'm just hoping that this will be the last time I have to raise money like this. I'm sorry to be posting another so soon.

[pikolswonderland]

Role-Swap AU because I’m feeling silly :3

(PLEASE DO NOT TAG AS SHIP)

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[the-plothole-court]

riko: you can’t hide forever

neil: try me

matt: yeah, try him

neil: my middle school classmates think my name is stefan

matt: yeah

neil: the only girl i kissed thinks my name is alex

matt: YEAH

neil: and my teammates think my name is neil josten

matt: OH YEAH

matt:

matt: wait what?

neil: don’t worry about it

[the-amazing-spider-bi]

reading a game of thrones and fuck. robb doesn’t get to be a narrator (he’s lyanna stark he’s the dead girl in the pool he’s the narrative’s most special ghost) but he barely has to. we’re watching him from every point of view but his own. he’s the lannisters’ second thought, a teenager pretending to be the man his father was. he’s jon’s best friend, his older brother, the guy he compares all the others to, snowflakes melting in his hair forever. he’s catelyn first son, it was just the two of them for so long, her boy who looks like her but takes after his father so much it aches, and yet is never like him quite enough, a boy soldier leading men to war when he can barely grow a beard. in private, he listens to his mother’s lessons about command as if she was a school teacher, blushes when he gets the answers wrong, then he earns the lords’ respect in public, like he is older than his years. her son slipping between her fingers when he’s right here.

but most of all in the first book we see him through bran. he’s lord robb, who commands his men and fights wildlings and only has to say one word for his wolf to rip an attacker’s fingers off. he’s robb the brother, who comes into bran’s bedroom in the evening to cry because he’s scared, actually, he’s so scared that he’s going to die, that he has no right to order all these people to die for him, that his father isn’t here and he went south and starks never come back from the south, and now he’s the fifteen year old boy on the throne of a war hero with no idea what he is really doing. he’s scared and he does it anyway. ned tells us very early in the book, after the execution, that it’s the only way to be brave and we don’t know yet that he’s talking about his son. robb haunts the narrative and he’s not even dead yet

[i3utterflyeffect]

more human sticks ✌️

alan sometimes tries to resolve disputes between the CG and Chosen i think (such as all the snacks Mysteriously Disappearing while everyone in the CG insists they didn't take them all) but I don't think he'd be a huge fan of trying to negotiate with Chosen; which is partially due to them getting a little violent when he tries to get them to stop doing something but moreso due to him still feeling terrible about everything still