#friendo anon!

[pierswife]

spicy mayo! :3

NO YOU--

[therequiemforthelost-archive]

Please tell me more about this pokemon au 👀 how did y'all meet? What are your jobs? What tropes do you fall into in this au?

WAAAAAAH THANK YOU FOR THE ASK!!!

So Jeanne is a former gym challenger who had to cut her journey short to return home due to a family emergency. Now she works at her local library and also helps kids around town learn how to raise their pokemon! Albedo is a pokemon researcher who is never really in one spot for long since he does on-feild research! He's always out and about searching for new discoveries and trying to learn the truths of the world he lives in.

Jeanne and Albedo meet by chance when he's passing through Jeanne's town and he stops at the library to do so research on the local pokemon. Jeanne helps him find what he needs and even helps him read and take notes. From there they hit it off and become friends!

As for tropes, the follow a very classic friends to lovers slowburn. It mostly starts as Jeanne being the person Albedo calls when he needs some info but is in the middle of nowhere and can't really do it himself, to Jeanne eventually becoming Albedo's closest confidant. Jeanne eventually also becomes his assistant and travels with him, so you could also argue something along the lines of them VS the world. And no matter the universe, I like to think Albedo will always fall under belated love epiphany and have the "oh shit I'm in love" moment one day out of the blue because over the course of Albedo warming up and opening up to Jeanne, he doesn't realize that he fell in love.

I'm also toying around with the idea for Albedo going "oh yeah I'm also a gym leader/elite 4 member whoops"

[sincerely--me]

Now that we're alone, let's have some fun, shall we?

[Claus]

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[pianokantzart]

Not to be cringe Luaisy trash, but- what exactly do you think makes Daisy start crushing on Luigi? Is there a specific trait/moment that makes her go “….Oh. This green guy kinda rules.” or? (You can answer the same for Luigi too if you want, but I figured he may be a bit more obvious, haha! Unless you think he starts crushing on her for more unexpected reasons???)

I think it was a slow buildup of tiny traits.

The first thing that struck her was his clumsiness: the way he flails and fumbles the catch himself is while still earnestly putting himself out there. It evoked a certain sense of both endearment and protectiveness.

Next was how sweet and polite he was to the point of being a little bit of a doormat. That was when she started rooting for him above everyone else.

Then, Luigi showed how brave and capable actually he was, fighting alongside his brother to make sure that those who couldn't defend themselves were safe despite being terrified himself.

That was her "oh no" moment, when she realized she didn't just like him as a friend and a person she enjoyed hanging out with, she liked him liked him, and every time she thought about him she got that tell-tale flutter in her chest.

[thus-spoke-lo]

As I go through my self care Sunday routine, I have been hit with the idea of OP men participating as well. Sheet masks? Fancy facials? Nail painting? Hair masks? My brain is running a mile a minute.

(I imagine Zoro grumbling about it and then liking it so much that he has to join every week)

Ohhh anon I have had thoughts about this before.

I feel like Zoro is absolutely the kind of man who responds well to praise and compliments--he protests and groans about it when you stick a sheet mask on his face, but afterwards, when you tell him how his skin looks so soft and it makes you wanna touch it more, he's already asking when your next self-care day is. Probably gets caught by at least one crew member trying out your different lotions on his own and smelling them because they remind him of you.

Sanji loves nothing more than quality time spent pampering you in every way possible--I mean come on, the man whose hands are probably soft as silk? He's got everything you need for a self-care afternoon together, and probably knows your favorite scents, any skin sensitivities, and the best types of products for your exact hair texture and length. Compliments and sweet swords are flowing from him like water throughout the day, and he's making sure you don't have to lift a finger.

Ace is always game for whatever--as long as he gets to enjoy the feel of you sitting in his lap while you cover his sun-drenched skin in serums, he's happy. He will absolutely fall asleep while you wash his hair and massage his scalp in the tub, even though he swears he'll stay awake and return the favor. But don't worry, he'll make up for it by keeping the water the perfect temperature while you enjoy your nice, long soak.

Law won't protest, but he also won't actively seem like he's enjoying it when you insist on conditioning his face scruff for him in the bath, or using a skin scrub on him, even though inside he's buzzing from the attention. He revels in the intimacy of helping you apply lotion after the bath, loves the excuse to have his hands on every inch of your skin, enjoying the rare moment of calm and quiet together before he's called away for something or another.

BONUS: the best platonic self-care buddy imo? Chopper. He's so enthusiastic about it, and knows how to make his own natural skin treatments! He loves it when you help him condition his coat--he's so poofy and fluffy afterwards, and he's practically floating from all the attention from the crew as they coo over how soft he is.

[creamyandrich]

REAL specific, but Angel Dust wearing a tight-fitting bikini made of tied-together micros, enjoying it *way* too much...?

"Thanks tinies! I thought my rack was gonna be all over the tabloids tomorrow after my strap snapped, but look at ya, coming to my rescue!"

"Don't think I didn't notice a couple of ya' sneakin' up to my nips... doesn't feel half bad to be honest, might have to try you tittle pervs in otha' places too..."

[zombified-queer]

Ive been meaning to get into the Hotel.. whats the speedrun guide? If you dont mind sharing

Anon I am kissing you on the forehead I am SO glad you asked, bestie! Please also feel free to come into my DMs and go "WHEN THE LOBBY BOY!!! AND THE MANAGER!!! AND THE OWNER!!!" so I can be like "Oh bestie I KNOW!!!"

THE HOTELPOD SPEEDRUN GUIDE FOR PEOPLE WHO HAVE BUSY LIVES

(written by Kwiyatsi, who has some form of Hotelpod Cordyceps)

SEASON 1:

really you just need the first two episodes and then owner i-iv. the rest is flavor text. jenny range HIGHLY encouraged but not needed. also noreen highly recommended but not needed for trespasses.

SEASON 2:

burger baby and cracker man are the only episodes that matter, emotionally. we love burger baby and cracker man. but they are flavor text. really just skip to echo box and then return.

SEASON 3:

look man i'm gonna be straight with you this whole season is the most "plot" it gets. if you really want to run it you should do "a guest checks in" and then jump to avoid and finish the season from there.

SEASON 4:

the only "plot" is the owner v, x-x, and judy blashy. the rest you can skip. i rec carl larpe because madam is there and so is the manager. GIRL'S NIGHT [explodes into gore]

SEASON 5:

again, this is plot-heavy but you can skip down to we are watching and listen through to The Auditor and then skip until you get to the NYE double whammy of it's new year's eve + reaper's envy.

And then you should be current! Feel free to roam through the episodes. As I understand it the Bonus episodes like "The Pets" are more soft-canon goofs than Plot Required Episodes. Also Trespasses is soft-canon? I think? But it's tasty.

[iamunabletothinkofablogname]

Okay

But like

Geno and Colour...

idrk much about colour but GENO ON THE OTHER HAND- HE'S THE ONLY ONE THAT I SCREAM "I CAN FIX HIM!!" AS SOON AS I LOOK AT HIM- if that don't scream fvckable idk what does HE'S SO CUTE I HASJNK FINNA TURN INTO CHAI /hj (i'm on the verge of insanity but it's okay, i'm on tumblr)

[swiftmitsu]

Welp it's 1am and i can't say much more about Inkcat without revealing myself so goodnight!

Idiot anon

:0

goodnight then idiot anon :) 💛

[dragontamer05]

Ya'll if someone says NOT to do something don't fucking do it or even try to push your luck on it.

[pierswife]

amanda! i know you’ve been on a piers kick lately and i’ve never gotten to play swsh but it’s so nice to see you talk about him so unrepentantly. it’s clear how much he makes you happy and how much you love him and it’s honestly the sweetest thing. the details you’ve put into your s/i (i also love their empoleon. truly best penguin) also makes them feel so fleshed out and real and in conclusion: amanda/piers canon real!

FUCKING SOBBING???? THANK YOU???? I used to be so afraid of talking about him in the past, but I've grown a lot and now I refuse to shut up about this man (gender neutral). He honestly makes me really happy and is just my favorite character from Pokemon in general now. His character is just super interesting, ya know!!!!

BUT YEAH!!!! AMANDA/PIERS CANON REAL!!!! SWORD AND SHIELD SAID IT ITSELF IN GAME!!!! THIS IS FROM AN ACTUAL THING SAID IN THE GAME--

[therequiemforthelost-archive]

idk you well but water

I usually pick water starters, so that's pretty spot on!

[sincerely--me]

[Maguro and Ringo make their way over]

It's make or break time

[Ninten]

Let's wait for Schezo and the others.

[malakaie]

today the weather was breezy. do you ever feel calm from watching the trees sway in the wind? i know i do.

i hope you're well today. be sure to feel the leaves crunch under your shoes sometime soon!

- 🐻

it only just started getting cooler here, but i love this time of year - when the season's just starting to turn but it's not all the way cold yet

the colours are on their way so soon there will be crunchy leaves :>

[thus-spoke-lo]

Also the Yukuta Kine'mon wears showin off his tits and thighs all the time hgggnn

Also the perverted thing is so !!!! Pls elaborate Im begging Im so fucking down bad for him and theres nothing on him.

anon, I joke about this in tags a lot but I literally had to get up and take a walk halfway through writing this. Thank you for encouraging Kin’emon thots 🙏

CW: NSFW/minors DNI; size kink; fem reader

Kin’emon watches you from the other side of the deck, riddled with lurid fascination, as you hum to yourself while hanging laundry, moving back and forth from your basket to the line with a graceful ease that he finds strangely alluring. He places a wide hand on his chest and tries to steady his heavy breaths, not wanting to give away his position; he was already barely hidden by the staircase, the ship scarcely able to shield his impressive height. He didn’t mean to look—at least that’s what he tells himself, anyway, as he bites his lower lip, his eyes rapidly moving over your barely-clothed form. He didn’t mean to find himself pressed against the wall, his face burning, desire roiling in his core, while you stood on your tiptoes to pin laundry to the line. And he certainly didn’t mean for his heart to beat like the wings of a caged songbird at the sight of your t-shirt inching up to reveal the tantalizing curve of the small of your back, your shorts just barely covering the round of your ass.

Kin’emon knows his feelings are improper, tells himself that he’s above his impure thoughts of you; yet his hand drifts down, almost of its own accord, and reaches under his yukata, feeling how hard you’ve made him with your temptations. He hisses through his teeth as he slowly starts to palm his impressive length, visions of you hovering over him—your knees on either side of his face, shins resting on his broad shoulders, his massive hands gripping your ass as you ride his eager mouth and coat his beard in your sweet juices.

“Oh Kin’emon!” His eyes widen as he hears you call in a teasing, sing-song voice. “Can you come help me?”

“Oh! Why certainly!” he responds little too eagerly and a little too loudly, quickly rearranging himself. “You were in luck, I have only just arrived here on the deck in the last few moments!”

“Gosh, what good timing you have,” you yell back. He’s far too busy trying to calm his pulsing cock to notice the mischievous grin that you’re sporting.

He crosses the deck to you, his walk stilted as he tries to contain himself, already feeling the heat of yearning at the sight of you starting to overtake him again.

“It’s just so hard for me to reach the top of the line,” you whine sweetly, holding up a pair of your shorts. “Can you hang these for me?”

“Why of course, what an easy task.” He readily accepts them from you and pins them up, trying not to admire the garment and wonder how you’d look in it. He steadies his breathing and stills his mind as he goes about pinning up item after item, almost finding a quiet mediation in the act that distracts him from his unclean thoughts of you.

He glances over as you bend to pick up another item from your basket; you linger for a moment, the underside of your ass cheeks on full display as they peek out of the bottom of your shorts. Kin’emon stifles a gasp, noticing how the fabric clings to your body, and he nearly chokes on his tongue when he sees the faint outline of your pussy lips through the thin material.

You stand up, grinning from ear to ear, and hand him a pair of your panties. “Mind hanging these up, too?”

“You—you cease this behavior immediately!” His voice quavers with barely-suppressed lust, his face turning redder with every word.

“What behavior?” You cock your head and pout, knitting your eyebrows together in faux confusion. “Do you mean the laundry?”

“You know what I am referring to, you temptress!” His breaths become unsteady as you move towards him, your hand on your hip, legs fully on display as you stride slowly. “You are being unreasonably forward!”

“I’m being forward?”

“Indeed,” he gulped, his hands shaking too much to hold onto the delicate garment in his hand, and he feels the air shift as they drift to the ground. “You are being highly vulgar in your actions!”

“Huh. You don’t say?” you murmur as you stand on your tiptoes, engulfed by his towering form. You place your hand on his bare chest, gently running your fingers down, down, down his body until your palm lands on the massive, twitching hardness under his robes and you feel him pulse in your hand. “Maybe I’m being a little out of line, but I’d say this feels pretty vulgar to me.”

[creamyandrich]

👀

Eris tho

SHE!