#frick my baka life

[heroinmilk]

hi

nonchalantly turns dethklok into a music slice of life anime cast

[sassafras-mitten]

my parents just flat out told me they do not support my decision to medically transition.

[vampyriclykoi]

I think that Gru and Maxime are "exes".

Here's my explanation (copy and pasted from discord messages i sent):

i was thinking about gru and maxime being "exes" and i thought of a possible headcanon that could be tied to that

i think that neither gru or maxime were particularly popular when they first started at lychee pas bon - gru because he is generally offputting, and maxime because of the cockroach thing

gru would tend to keep to himself, while maxime would try to hang around more popular kids to try to fit in

at some point the kids would want to pull a prank on gru, and would use maxime for that because he was the least liked and they wanted to see how far he'd go to gain their friendship - that prank would be to ask gru to date him and pretend to be his boyfriend for a while. very mean-spirited, but something that should be expected from a bunch of future villains

maxime would ask, and gru - not realising it was a prank - would say yes. he'd be excited to have someone to hang out with

after a while of maxime pretending to like gru, he'd actually start catching feelings, as gru would be the only person to care about his interest in cockroaches. theyd be happy

that is, until maxime's "friends" would push him into telling gru that the whole thing was a "prank"

their relationship would end, and their rivalry would begin

i also think that when maxime tells him its a prank hed be mean about it and thats where hed start calling him "gru-ser the loser"

i imagine that after that interaction gru goes home and cries to the minions snd they all try to do things to make him feel better 🙁🙁

maxime would go home and talk to his cockroaches about it. i envision this event to be the beginning of (my version of) maxime's imminent descent into derangement

[gabbbyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy]

I downloaded the wrong Unlikely chat.. bro what is thisss this does NOT happen in the game 😭

[shapeofshifter]

When the ship you're currently fixated on apparently has a shit fanbase that makes it weird for no reason and now a bunch of people dislike it just because of the weirdos

[domoriu]

in my head im taller than riwoo… in my head he’s 4’11… then i remember he’s taller than me and i get upset 😞💔

[n0-eyed-girl]

Not getting the patience or accomodations you need as an autistic person is awful.. But on the other hand, being talked down to or treated like a child is so humiliating. I don't know which is worse for me. 😭

[booksandwormm]

these two twins and their fantasies I swear…🤦‍♂️

[belenbben888]

Fuck my stupid Baka life (I go out in 2 hours and 30 mins)

[valend]

if i don’t update at noon tomorrow that means the ancient greek exam killed me

[whyamipasta]

i just saw the most beautiful homecoming dress but it’s too fuckinh small oh my god i hope the person who ends up buying it has a great time with it

[z0mbiiboy2]

The pineapples that i ate earlier today did NOT hit where i wanted it to hit im so disappointed ive been craving pineapples for how many days now just to eat the pineapples that wasnt even ready to be eaten🙁

[raindrvq]

tryna steal the dvd player from the living room bc streaming services suck ass and as i was cleaning the mountains of dust on the cords i realized one of them was broken and another was missing 😓 why has this thing been sitting at our tv for the last 6 years then idk

[vampyriclykoi]

wanted to drop a compilation of my favourite jojo ship sketches since i last posted here

[serethereal]

i haven’t felt the touch of grain in many moons (i’m craving cereal)

[nomorelikethat]

how do i make a poll grr