#freaky unlikely

[gabbbyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy]

I downloaded the wrong Unlikely chat.. bro what is thisss this does NOT happen in the game 😭

[razmerry]

this is a genuinely vulnerable, touching, and emotionally powerful moment of seeking out connection from jason to dick until you remember that being "all back to normal" refers to when jason got digested by an alien, trapped in a goo egg, and then turned into a tentacle monster that ate people

[harbingersecho]

Lasombra fashion show?

Now how did you know I've been meaning to draw fashion 'shows' for all the clans…?

But! Here's some Lasombra fashion stuff for you!

+ bonus because I love bullying Lasombra abt their tech issues (:

[what-have-i-unleashed]

let's go freaky time... another polymurderous threesome to my monument of freakiness...

spiritual sequel to this post

⚠️ heavy on the kinky here ⚠️

(cw: lemon writing, sadomasochism, bondage play, overstimulation kink, sensory deprivation kink, voyeurism/exhibitionism kink (kinda? not really?), humiliation kink)

killer often likes to treat sex with murder like an experiment, an especially engaging and fun one that is. murder is such a masochist - he craves being pushed to his physical and mental limits, so he would almost agree to be killer's subject in any new sexual experiment.

this time, killer has murder on his lap, murder's back to killer's chest, as they're both on killer's bed, murder's hands tied behind his back and his legs forced spread open with his fibula and tibula tied to his femur. murder has his head reclining on killer's shoulders as his body still experience the little tremors from the multiple orgasms he's had under killer's ministrations. he's so worn out, but killer still wants to see more, pressing vibrators to his sensitive parts and watching him jump and struggle again. murder's neck and collarbone are littered with teeth marks from killer, and his throat is hoarse from screaming and moaning non-stop for hours now.

finally, killer decides to grant murder some reprieve, pausing the multiple vibrating toys he has strapped to murder's erogenous zones. he picks murder up in his arms and has him sit neatly in the wardrobe just a few feet away from the bed, one hand tied to the hanger rack and the other tied behind his back with a rope connecting to the sturdy collar around his neck. as murder is still processing what's going on through his pain-pleasure blissful state, killer steals a quick sensual kiss that murder shyly reciprocates. when the kiss breaks, killer chuckles and pats murder on the cheek.

"aww, you're so cute like this. almost feel bad for what i'm gonna do."

murder lets out a small whine when killer puts a blindfold around his eyes. and then a dildo gag to keep him quiet. murder can hear a camera noise before killer closes the wardrobe door and leaves him in the dark silence. then, the buzzing of the vibrators start again, and murder writhes between stages of agony and pleasure.

meanwhile, killer is having a fun time with horror in his room. killer deliberately takes a steady time seducing horror to his bed. of course, they're both mean bitches so they wrestle each other on the bed, and killer lets horror pin him down.

"you wanna fuck me so bad it makes you look stupid," killer tilts his head, exposing his clavicle to taunt horror into marking him. which horror does.

while horror is busy slobbering over his scarred bones, killer reaches down to horror's shorts and gives him a furious handjob that has horror gasping. horror bucks into the hand, and killer slowly guides him into frotting against killer's thigh.

and while horror is fucking his thigh and trying to give into a climax, killer is just looking at his phone, acting all unaffected. he checks for murder's status through the heart rate monitor he puts on murder as well as the alarm bell that he gives murder in case murder wants to stop the scene. but killer has to admit murder looks kinda cute all wrung out in the camera he puts in the wardrobe.

"stop... looking at your... damn phone..." horror grits out, breathless despite of everything. he's still moving against killer's bones.

"oops, sorry," killer puts the phone away, not apologetic at all, which only makes horror glare at him. "are you near done then?"

horror only grips onto the neck of killer's sweater, single eye blazing with both arousal and anger. killer returns the look with a smirk, then grabs the base of horror's ecto-dick, making him hiss.

"don't come yet. i have a surprise for you."

so killer leads horror to the wardrobe, which now has a small puddle leaking from its bottom. killer smiles with amusement, then opens the door. horror's eye dilate upon the view.

murder looks completely debauched, his body covering in sweat and other fluids. the blindfold has been loosened somewhat, probably due to his struggling. the toys are still buzzing and wrecking his body. killer wrenches the saliva-covered gag from murder's mouth and jams his own hand in there, opening murder's mouth wide.

"come in here, honey-boo," killer gestures horror to come close, presenting murder's mouth like a gift.

horror doesn't need to be told twice before he releases all over murder's face, trying to aim most at that open sinful mouth. killer grins as he forces murder to tilt his head back and swallow. horror watches the scene in total rapture.

"pretty pent-up, aren't you, bunny?" killer coos. "did you like the show?"

murder snaps his teeth and bites killer's finger. killer laughs.

"damn, still got some in you left, huh?" he turns to horror. "come on, hon, how about we teach this one what he should do with his mouth?"

*cue lots of deepthroat from murder's end you guys know the drill

[taibobo]

massenet's relationships with everyone in the cast! thank you @rapturemctro for the blank ver. , you did a great job!!

[rinwhore]

listening to 'the boy is mine' and i just thinking ab rindou ..uhh yeah the last scene where he came out of his bathroom...im gonne be so ari

[sweetnnaivete]

the rosier twins would've loved the gruesome parts of classic fairy tales, all the gore and guts, but also the beauty of it. the neat ending with a moral they think they're above listening to, the eloquent prose, the naive characters. they'd laugh and act like they wouldn't be tempted by the same things that tempt the main characters of the stories, when in reality their curiosity and yearning for knowledge would be the death of them if they weren't raised in such a secluded mansion.

[belle-of-a-time]

Y’all I realized that I just assume any small animal booking it across the road at night is a cat.

Saw a Havelina scamper across the road once. Like a little one a baby. (Type of wild pig for anyone curious) and my first thought was “that’s a weird looking cat” and my second thought was “oh piggy! I hope it goes away from here..”

Then while my boyfriend was driving we saw a raccoon cross the road and my first though was “the fuck is wrong with that cat!?” Because it looked like if you gave a cat a monkeys bone structure. And when I made a EUGH noise my boy goes “what do you not like raccoons?” And I’m actually terrified of them they carry rabies which I am probably more than reasonably scared of and also they have Nasty little baby hands with tiny knives on the end why would I think that’s cute. They’re just little guys! Yeah guys who could rip my face off if they wanted I don’t want to fuck with that.

[freakxwannaxbe]

gods annihilate me, I'm going through my folders by year to find older designs of some of my OC's to compare how they evolved and changed, and instead I am forced to face my youtuber artwork phase and when I had a crush on Markiplier

not to mention the embarrassing amount of c*y art kill me

[wellenklavier]

genuine question for you (bc you are the kw mutual haha), but do you know what ever happened to the mannequins/dummies after computerwelt/electric cafe? i know the robots replaced them when the mix came out, but ive been curious over what happened to the mannequins

I WISH I DID but dont off the top of my head, I will get back to you on this though after I get a chance to look back through Karl’s book (maybe even Wolfgang’s…) bc i could swear there was smthn about it. I’m like almost sure Karl said smthn about their fate or at least said he had no idea where they were…

unless anyone reading this knows in which case pls do tell

[gabbbyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy]

Doodle Dump including 5 very specific and mostly underrated tnmn characters (ft. Peach)

[the-party-never-dies]

Honestly the question of who's willing to eat humans is technically all of them just under very specific circumstances

[crow-posting]

Depends on which Guardian. RZ-3? I'd probably cry for a bit (his sensors are more sensitive than a human's senses, so I'd have to adjust) then go on as many adventures as possible.

Duane or Avraam? Again, would have to adjust, but probably would spend time helping people and chatting with my favorite NPCs. Maybe pet a few poukas and starcats. *It'd be harder to explore as Duane or Avraam, since both have many responsibilities, but I'd also explore as much as I possibly could!

If you woke up in your destiny characters body, what would you do first? It could be in any time, any place, but what what would you do first?

I know if I woke up in my warlocks body I would probably go see Cayde and try to befriend him. Maybe see if he would be interested in sharing some stories with me and just, be okay with me hanging out with him for a little bit.

[lordsovorn]

Strange how people keep saying that "Shuro hates in Laios the same traits he supposedly loves in Falin", which is...

Seriously, look at him and his dialogue - does he hate Laios for being a monster freak? For being nerdy and weird and loving nature? For eating bugs? No, that's not it.

Shuro hates* Laios for being so profoundly socially inept (from his perspective).

The key difference between Touden siblings isn't that Falin is a pretty girl - the key difference is that Falin is caring and accommodating to other people, and Laios is awkward and unobservant, seemingly egotistic at the surface level.

(others have already written wonderful essays on why and how they grew up like that)

It has to be noted that Shuro is a sheltered noble from a land where proper etiquette is paramount - he is used to people being incredibly subtle AND incredibly observant around him. He comes from a high-context culture where everyone assumes things based on lots of social cues and shared understanding of context. That's not even a matter of being neurotypical, that's his culture (in addition to his personality and brain chemistry)

He is also rather introverted as person and doesn't have many friends. Even his attachments and emotions in childhood are expressed subtly, in a restrained and proper way. He is polite and refined, perfectly fitting into his house's expectations - even if that means repressing his childhood interests and little weird joys.

In that particular way, the opposite of Laios.

Shuro hates* Laios for being the opposite of the image HE was grown into. This strange man is so utterly insensitive and so open about it - he has no sense of shame (like Shuro), no tact and ability to shut up (like Shuro), no restraint (like Shuro). Look at him talking non-stop about things he wants to talk about and having fun (unlike Shuro) while completely overestepping Shuro's obvious boundaries!

The boundaries, I must say, that not only never before needed to be spelled out, but in Shuro's upbringing and culture would be as ridiculous to spell out as "I want to pee, so I'll go to the bathroom and remove my pants and sit on the toilet and release the sphincter holding my pee in my pee bladder"

Falin is not only awesome in his eyes for being weird and in touch with nature, but for being very delicate, observant and caring AT THE SAME TIME. She is a gem in Shuro's eyes, a miracle of his dreams.

In Falin, he not only sees a nerd-freak - he sees a hope for an introverted, polite, restrained person like himself to reconnect with that love for nature and nerdiness and freakiness.

Laios isn't like that. Laios is unobservant for subtle cues - and so a lot more loud, persistent, enthusiastic and unwittingly annoying. Yes, Falin has all that inside her too - but she restrains herself in order not to be a burden. And so does Shuro, in order to fit expectations. There's similarity between them in that regard, between two introverted and restrained weirdos. And a hope for a kindred, more open soul, from the more restrained Shuro's perspective.

* - I don't think Shuro's feelings to Laios are properly described as hate. Yeah, in his darkest moment he says that, but honestly it felt more like an accumulated stress from a continuous cultural and personal misunderstanding, rather than a profound personal hate.

...

What was the post about?.. Oh, yeah, Shuro loving Falin and disliking Laios. That's not him being too horny to think, that's him loving in Falin the defining difference between the two - they aren't gender-swapped clones, after all. Give my boy some respect and nuance.

[tomboy014]

But if Batman won't adopt Danny... who will?

Starfire, and she is all over her new little brother!

Shortly after establishing the Teen Titans, Robin (Dick) introduces “Phantom” to the group, because seriously, he’s not introducing him as “Danny.”  Kinda defeats the purpose of a secret identity when you use your name in your superhero moniker.  And shows Phantom his room.

Robin’s actual goal is to get Phantom to join the Titans, but even taking short cuts through the Ghost Zone, Jump City is still a good ways away from Amity Park, and he has parents, so… It’s still a nice gesture and all, and Phantom will come visit, but no.

Still, he’s never met other teens who are heroes in their own right like he is, so he’s excited to meet Robin’s new team.  The other Titans think it’s a little weird for this not-member to have his own room in the Tower, but the place is huge, and Robin trusts him, so it’s fine.  It’s a bit awkward at first as they’re all still getting used to each other, but Phantom quickly makes friends with all of them.

But it’s his friendship with Starfire that grows first and fastest.  As soon as he finds out she’s an alien from another planet, he latches on and must know everything.  Starfire more than welcomes the attention. While she knows the Titans care for her, they’re not always… receptive to the traditions and customs of her culture. Phantom, on the other hand, is enraptured as she tells him about her culture, her holidays, the planets she’s been to, everything.

So she asks if he’d be interested in learning Tamaranean? Yes! 100%! Absolutely! Phantom picks up the language quickly and returns the favor by helping Starfire with her English. While the ability to absorb language through lips is handy, it’s by no means perfect, and Phantom helps her with things like contractions, slang, idioms, etc.

It also helps that after a couple sparring sessions with each other, Phantom and Starfire realize just how durable their partner is.  For Starfire, the people and things on Earth can be so delicate. And for Phantom, if he doesn’t watch himself and hurts a human too badly, it’s just more justification to call him an “evil ghost” that should be ripped apart molecule by molecule. Both are thrilled to finally be able to fight all out again without worrying about the consequences if they lose. And Starfire also uses it to teach Phantom some Tamaranean martial arts for aerial combat so maybe he’ll stop crashing into so many walls.

But what really changes the relationship is the Body Swap incident (not to be confused with the Freaky Friday incident). Similar to what happened with the Puppet King in Switched, Phantom and Starfire switch bodies while fighting an enemy.  Unlike what happened in Switched, Phantom and Starfire and two teen powerhouses with green energy powers triggered by emotions. And the emotional triggers they use are in the same ballpark. Starfire’s “unbridled joy of flight” to fly is very similar to how Phantom revels in the pure freedom of flight he feels. Both get angry when they use blasts. It’s very much a “if you believe in it, you can do it” kind of power set. Starfire can’t really figure out Phantom’s more ghostly abilities like invisibility or intangibility, but they very quickly adapt to each other’s shared powers on the fly during battle.  But there’s one power Starfire wants to use against the hordes of minions that Phantom won’t share the trigger for: the Ghostly Wail.  He tries to tell her it’s not a good move, that it’ll use up too much power, it should only be used as a last resort, it’ll cause too much collateral damage, etc., but Starfire wants to know, and eventually he tells her.

“T-terror… and desperation.”

Starfire rushes to give Phantom the biggest hug ever because those are such horrible feelings, and she doesn’t want to imagine what conditions must have led to him developing such a power because no one should have to feel such feelings. He is right; and that is not a power she needs to use to win this battle.  The minions are defeated, the villain is forced into a temporary retreat, and the Teen Titans return to the Tower to regroup and plan.

However, Starfire doesn’t know how to power through and hold onto Phantom’s ghostly form, and as soon as the adrenaline from the fight wears off, rings of white light spread out of her middle, and Phantom turns back into Danny in the middle of the living room.

But more importantly, everyone needs to get out of the way RIGHT NOW because while Phantom can ignore his biological needs for days, Danny can’t, and Starfire has never had to pee this badly ever in her whole life and everyone needs to MOVE, PLEASE! as she rushes into the nearest bathroom.

Phantom/Danny is now panicking, because even as an alien, he’s pretty sure she’s bound to notice that some bits of male anatomy that should be there are… missing.  He’s begging her, through the door in Tamaranean, not to tell anyone about his secret.  He’s not ready to come out yet, and he’s honestly pretty scared he’s about to lose her friendship, too.  Starfire doesn’t really care. So long as you’re a strong warrior, Tamaraneans don’t care what’s going on in someone’s pants, and she’s just relieved she didn’t have to figure out different plumbing while in his body.  Starfire opens the door.  While she knows that the people of Earth are not always as understanding, Danny need not fear her.  She will not tell anyone he's trans until he is ready to tell them himself and supports him and goes in for a hug.

Except you haven’t washed your hands; gross!  They both laugh it off, but when Starfire goes to wash her hands, the water freezes.  The cold energy in Danny’s core is building, and Starfire doesn’t know how to let it out.  They need to switch back to their own bodies soon, or Danny’s body, and Starfire, might not survive.  A little more training so Starfire can turn back into Phantom, and the Titans are ready for the final act, take down the final villain and Starfire and Phantom are back in their own bodies. 

But after that, Phantom is no longer Starfire’s friend.  Danny is her little brother, and she tells him her name is Koriand’r, or Kor’i for short.

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[evilkitten3]

true but to be fair i don't think danzou would've ever said that to sasuke to begin with. he knew how fucked up itachi was (shisui also), otherwise he wouldn't have used him. itachi had already been spying on the clan for konoha for some time, which sasuke never would've done to begin with, so i can't really see how that would've gone down at all unless they happened to freaky friday with each other right before danzou give the order

No offense to Itachi (jk full offense) but if Danzo had told Sasuke to kill his whole clan Sasuke would just have killed Danzo right there and ended the entire storyline prematurely.