#freezers: 0/1

[alltherelicsofalifelonglived]

what if i just lit the entire kitchen on fire

[mumintroll]

our fridge has like bad temperature regulation or something idk but you cant put things at the back or else they'll continously freeze and defrost and become inedible and its sooo annoying bc i only get one small shelf anyway and i can only use the front half of it.... i cant do a lot of meal prep or anything i have like 1 dinner and a couple of lunches worth of food in there and its full

[anmolsmsblog]

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[citrusici]

LU Star Wars AU: Part 4

This time we got Twilight and Wild!

PART 1 | PART 2 | PART 3

Wild

Wild doesn't look very old, but he was actually a Jedi Knight in service to the Republic Army back during the Clone Wars. He worked closely with the other Champions at the time; the five of them were on a mission to protect King Rhoam and the royal family of a Mid-rim planet when Order 66 was enacted and the Republic Army turned on them. The other champions were killed, and Wild was nearly fatally injured.

In a last-ditch attempt to save his life, Rhoam and Impa used an industrial carbon-freezer to put him in a state of suspended animation and keep him hidden from any Imperial scanners. He was found and unfrozen many years later by Purah and Robbie, and the hibernation sickness on top of his injuries gave him some degree of amnesia.

0/10 experience, he would not recommend it.

Nowadays, he works closely with Purah and Robbie. Flora, who wasn't even born yet at the time of the incident, met him properly for the first time after he woke up again. They didn't get along at first, but after finding out she was Rhoam's daughter he's determined to stick by her side.

His old lightsaber is broken beyond repair, so he picked up a habit of collecting various weapons. He's also wanted by a group of bounty hunters known as the Yiga.

Twilight

Twilight is from a backwater planet in the Ordonian system, working as a rancher in a farming village. He met Midna when Zant came to the planet and forcibly tried to take over.

Long story short, the kids of his village went missing, and he ran across some of Zant's forces in a bad way. He actually came in contact with a dark Twili artifact that granted the user the ability to change shape and got stuck. Midna, being a shapeshifting Twili, bailed Twilight out of trouble and taught taught him how to change back, but to do that he had to learn the basics of the Force. (It took a while. He's not very good at it, but he can do the basics.)

In exchange for her help, Twilight helped her with her own goals along the way; eventually, he learns that the reason Zant showed up is because he followed Midna's trail there. With the help of some local Resistance members, they eventually even managed to get rid of Zant.

Somewhere along the way, Twilight and Midna followed a rumor of an old weapon hidden deep in the woods on the planet. Eager for any advantage they could get, Midna insisted they find it; they followed the trail until it eventually led them to an old intact lightsaber that had been deliberately hidden away there.

Midna left very suddenly after everything with Zant was over. Twilight decided to look out for her through his new friends in the Resistance, and eventually came in contact with other members of the Chain that way.

[3liza]

the main thing the general public does not understand about cryogenics (beyond it being a scam when done commercially) is that you can't freeze a dead person and then somehow the freezing process makes them resurrectable later. you have to freeze someone while they're still alive. cryogenics "works" in the sense that we can freeze and revitalize living animals somewhat successfully, but when you freeze a dead one it will still be dead with you thaw it out. like many public superstitions i think people understand this if you remind them that "freezing Disney's head" doesn't make any sense, they'll be like "oh of course" but the level 1, casual awareness of cryogenics as a thing is firmly on the "if we freeze dead people they will be alive later" level. the people who get suckered into buying cryogenics storage have been sold a bunch of bullshit about how curing death itself will be part of the package deal though, usually when they're already experiencing cognitive decline

it's kind of like how the pop culture understanding of time travel also assumes the time machine is a teleporter

the current way cryogenics operates in practice is equivalent to saving your game on 0 health and soft locking yourself. in 100 years they will (hypothetically because no they won't) look at the tag on your pickled head and go "oh this one died of death, still no cure for that, oh well" and charge another year to your estate.

if you really want a chance of "being reborn in the future" you're going to have to voluntarily walk into the freezer the minute you're diagnosed with stage 1 cancer and even then it's probably going to be too late

[pixiecaps]

so a guard went into tinas room and placed an elevator for her.. directly assisting her in finding this secret room with a level 1 keycard.. she then opened a locked door in her room and it was like an elevator and now she

shes watching the island video but its glitchy like corrupted with bugs and i think….. i think shes the first to escape

then it said she was loading 0% to 100% loading player data? and then it showed this screen with locations all over the island and then said welcome to the island :)

and now shes staring out a freezer door calling out for help

[phanbeats]

having a normal one today

(thinking about Dan and Phil's refrigerator situation bc in the 2023 Halloween baking video, Phil showed us a mini-fridge under the counter at 0:44. This implies one solid fact and two potential options. Fact: the freezer is not attached to the mini fridge; it's too small for that. Option One: They don't have a full sized fridge, and the freezer is fully separate and located elsewhere in the phitchen. Very funny if this is the case, bc it means they effectively told their builders that they only eat takeout and that they're never going to stop only eating takeout. Also a side note, as someone only four inches shorter than Dan, i genuinely cannot imagine having to bend down that far to grab milk out of the fridge every morning. Bad kitchen design, 1/10. Option Two: they have a second fridge, likely full-sized with a freezer attached. This one's also wild tbh. Unless you're a family of 4+ you probably don't need an extra fridge, especially if you don't cook a lot, right??)

[the-sea-anemone]

also i started packing up my kitchen and then realized i should probably get back to work so really all that's happened is the contents of my drawer in the kitchen is now in my bedroom

"i'm not moving for another five days but i'll pack up my dishes today so i have time to figure out how to keep them from breaking," i said, forgetting that i still need to. eat food

[dinner-and-a-show]

Does anyone have a solid number on how many people Hannibal actually killed? I know the ripper only had 9-10 official victims in season 1, and more as the monstro, but also-

The average human has, I think, about 70-75 pounds of edible meat, and the healthy amount of red meat per week is apparently 500g (~1.1 pounds) of red meat. But Hannibal isn’t eating all the person. Lungs are around 1000g, the average adult male has a leg weighing about 15 kg, so depending on his storage method, Hannibal could probably stretch his victims to a few monthes on average, and close to a year for the larger parts, but that’s with 0 waste, and without any dinner parties or other social events. So either-

Hannibal is killing people outside of being the ripper, but because they’re never found/displayed, it’s assumed they were killed by animals or freak accidents, or just went missing, and Hannibal uses them to supplement his diet when he isn’t being the ripper.

Or, much funnier, Hannibal supplements his diet with regular meat from stores, and will sometimes treat himself to the human meat if it’s about to go off or if he feels he deserves it. There have been several times when he reached into the freezer for certain cuts, and only realise halfway through that what he’s cooking isn’t actually pork.

(Also, if he killed, let’s say four people a year from ages 18 to 43, his age at the beginning of the show, that’s 100 people, roughly 10 more than the most prolific real life us serial killer. Although, he’d only need to do that if he wasted a lot of the body, or it went off before he ate it. Again, without any additional meat for guest or parties).

This entire thing was researched incredibly lazily, so feel free to comment correcting any inaccuracies.

[unicornpopcorn14]

Writing patterns ✨

rules: share the first line of your last ten published works or as many as you are able and see if there are any patterns!

Thank you so much for the tag @calmlb!! <33 Check out their post for immaculate skk fics!

Exposure Therapy [skk, 5+1, Chuuya learning to overcome his touch-aversion]

Chuuya was never a tactile person…

Hell is Wherever I'm With you [skk, angst, Dazai almost dies during a mission]

Silence...

The body beneath him is emitting nothing but silence...

Up a Blind Alley [skk, Chuuya dissociating and Dazai trying to help even tho it's his fault]

Gunshots, shouts, curses, wooshing, static, laughter.

Kindled Souls [sskk helping each other in their own ways]

Atsushi never liked the smell of Akutagawa’s coat.

Saccharine [qpr skk, Chuuya celebrating Dazai's birthday and Dazai hating it]

“You’re aware which day of the year it is, right?”

Rings a Bell [skk trapped together in a freezer lmao 😭]

You’d think being stuck with your former partner/enemy in a confined space is the worst thing that can happen to a person…

Qualms Unprompted [RanpoSano helping one another out when they're low]

Papers fall, medical utensils clank and disarray in a heap on the floor. She’s stock still.

Vagabond (In Name & In Practice) [Dazai gets shipped overseas 💀]

9 Days. 9 Days without proper sleep, that have resulted in 6 days that felt like hell on earth.

Gruesome, Gorgeous [skk, Dazai doing all he can to save Chuuya from corruption]

Dazai could tell this was a bad idea from the very beginning…

One Uneventful Night [skk, Chuuya keeping Dazai from dying at ungodly hours]

Chuuya gets a call from his boss at the middle of the night, which isn’t unusual.

So the only pattern I pick is that I rarely start with dialogue? And I don't describe the backdrop first thing, I prefer to start with a hook establishing which pov I'm writing from. Huh :0

Non-pressurized tagging hehe: @kauenelikha @cffeine @anticidic @bnesszai

[gingergofastboatsmojito]

TOP 3 - My favest scenes of my least favest season

Ironically, this is not my favest episode BUT...

3 - The one above, and not the Sydcarmy part, where for a moment he was back! But precisely what comes after. THE DISCONNECTION that starts at 0:13, right after she accepts his invitation. He was gone. Just like that. And she just gave up. That instant alone made me re-watch this scene about 50 times in a week. Carmy is mesmerizing and scary. I love him. (Fuck you, Storer! But I forgive you).

Then he went back to his polka dots sauce, that we all know is code for Sydney. Cool, that was just interesting but IDGAF about that.

But then, what he did with that dish is what got me:

He didn't want it. Which symbolically means that he didn't choose Syd.

Of course, this didn't end there because this was Carmy we were talking about, right? So what I then noticed and LOVED was that he didn't choose the alternative EITHER:

And then, after days of despair, because I knew he hadn't chosen Syd, even though I understand why he did it and I also think he needs some ALONE time, meaning: No C, no S, and just a good team of therapists, psychiatrists and maybe even yoga instructors and personal trainers, I figured this out:

2 - Being stuck in Claire's mud and being stuck in the freezer, are the same thing and he not only wasn't stuck but also he got out of there willingly after NOT CHOOSING C once again and then went into Syd's territory, the BOH. Syd represents what he went back to when got out of the freezer, Syd is the kitchen and C is the freezer. So he actually did choose her. Not consciously, of course. What he did choose consciously was NO MORE C, after remembering her saying ILY. But the one who would be his was the woman on the other side of the door he had recently invited to a dinner party. All of this happened at a very subconscious level, clearly. Carmy was not in the best place to make any solid conscious decision as I have been saying since June 27. He was operating at a very basic level of not the best self-awareness. He was blocked. He hit a wall the entire season.

Either way, that scene stayed with me for days, once I cracked that code a few days ago after exchanging some ideas with someone here on Tumblr, can't recall whom. Loved it. It was somewhat of a relief.

1 - And now MY VERY FAVEST (the subs are a bit off tho)

Here's what I could decode from the lyrics, as I cried at a coffee shop while listening to the song in an infinite loop.

After watching it over and over for days and crying to the song every time, all I get from it is that they are apart yet soooo close. It's perfection in blue and here's why:

Syd contemplates her life away from him by the water, and how she might lose herself if she makes the “wrong” choice, and Carmy thinks about the one time in his life when he was truly happy in Copenhagen when he found himself for the first time. Each one going through their own personal journey, separately to eventually be reunited at some point along the way ❤️

I know they will. They have to.

Storer, you are fucking killing me!

Remember to follow my tag #Gingerpovs 💋

[urlocalbone]

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low sugar watermelon sorbet (0 added sugar)

Ingredients: 1/8th of a big watermelon (cubed and frozen), 500 ml skimmed milk, tapioca starch, water

Bring milk to boil.

Mix 3 tbsps of tapioca starch with a tiny bit of cold water. Dunk the mixture into the boiling milk.

Remove from heat immediately after milk starts to thicken. Traditional recipes use sweetened condensed milk for the thickness, I found this to be a helpful way to keep the sugar low.

Allow to cool.

Blend the milk with the watermelon cubes. Preferably in a blender, I didn’t have one. So I hand crushed the fruit and stirred with a spatula.

Keep in the freezer for a few hours.

Enjoy!

[kcalsforhim]

𓏲.ೃ࿔❀˙˖ ｡ friday 10 jan 2025

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i woke up by my mom wondering why i was still asleep and i told her i didn’t have morning classes, which was a lie, i was avoiding my mentor… i stayed in bed for a while untill eventually getting up and just going to college… i still wanted to be there for my illustration classes.

i got there and kind of tweaked over the deadline but it ended up totally not fucking mattering anyway lol

i made rlly good progress on my project, i think i’ll have it done ez on the day of writing.. haku showed up about 60 mins before class ended for the day hehehe. he walked me to the station and i was happy to see him.

i went home and when walking home i felt perfectly fine. i even walked pretty quick too. i got home and i grabbed my food

28g of mixed salad — 5cal. 33g of edamame — 35cal. 121g of cucumber cubes — 17cal. 12g of carrot shavings — 4cal. 19g of avocado — 35cal. 51g of chicken — 54cal. 1 serving spicy mayo — 43cal

105g of courgette — 28cal. 66g of hamburger — 123cal.

1 medjoul date — 56cal

total : 400 calories

oh my god guys u have no idea. my mom also had me make her a portion as well, i used rice in hers and not mine but she thinks i used rice… she gave me a huge bowl and i made use of it ! i also put the chicken and other veggies she stirfried and put that in her bowl as well, as well as all the veggies i made for the pokebowl split in half, ofc giving her more cause she had been fasting since 12pm for it she said.

then i made my bowl small, however i did also grab the leftover hamburger and courgette hashbrowns too cause they were gonna go bad soon and i wanted to eat it.

the food was rlly good. afterwards i felt amazing so i worked out for 1 hour. just did some good cardio, although i think i was procrastinating… then afterwards i really got in a mood so i went downstairs in the garden with my ipad and i called eli and i lit up a joint and i smoked 3/4 of it.

i did eat something so i wouldn’t have vivid nightmares cause every time i try to smoke without food i just start sweating like a madman

100g of a cucumber — 12cal. 25g of 10% greek yogurt — 30cal.

1 small banana — 90cal. 1 oblande piece — 49cal.

2 slices of salami — 72cal. 2 slices of pork filet thin bacon — 26cal. 1 serving of lowsugar ketchup — 15cal

total : 294

this food was good and i felt good after eating it. ofc i was stoned but also im so proud of myself i didn’t binge ?!?! oh and i had all the options to binge available to me, don’t you worry about that. i had cookies and sweets and even savoury things to binge on like chips.. i even had ice cream 3 whole pints in the freezer. yet this is what i chose ? pretty good !

i also drank 2 of these giant bottles of water with a bit of 0 sugar flavour added. i prefer to add less of the flavour cause i don’t like it to taste TOO much like orange juice… i had 1 of these after dinner and 1 while i was eating high. after eating i promptly fell asleep pretty peacefully

this song is so cool and cute !! makes me feel like a cyber angel lol

𓏲.ೃ࿔❀˙˖ ｡ stats for today

streak : 5 days binge free

cals : 694

steps : 20.5k

my steps were absolutely amazing and through the roof ! im pretty impressed with myself. my calories are less, but in my defence i did make genuinely good choices in terms of my diet, focusing more intensely on whole foods than the processed craps we have… a lose is a win ??? idk

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[ghostiewriter]

Im sorry I have to come to someone and talk about this part of the season (and all the season tbh). And Im going very in detail so sorry in advance

1) JJ family plot ???? Im so sorry but FIRST how JJ Maybank would even TRUST so easily Luke’s word no let me say how he would EVEN TRUST CHANDLERS???? Like are we talking about the same JJ??? At this point I knew the writers forgot their character trait like…JJ still going into Larissas grave made me roll and choke HE WOULD NEVER like in that invasive he would have call the shit of Chandler but mmm NO

2) the LACK of comfort or confrontation from Kiara?? Ive been noticing how less of a character the writers had given her since s3 BUT i understood the dynamic in that season seeing as she had to put her guard down so JJ could trust and go forward his feelings BUT THIS SEASON?? Im so MAD like what do you mean JJ tells her about his dilemma and she DOESNT SAYS A WORD?? NO COMFORT? NO HUG, KISS?? ANYTHING? How is it that his so call boyfriend has a literal IDENTITY CRISIS but she is worrier with Sarahs pregnancy (that friendship was the only thing that I cant save about this and its not even comforting) HOW IS THAT JJ can make all that stupid bullshit (that is so ooc btw) and SHE DOESNT SAYS ANYTHING?? Are you telling me she wouldnt be the first to find something fishy about a so call new dad of JJ’s?? Of Lukes word?? Wouldnt try to make any sense in JJ? Im sorry but they wrote her so DULL and with 0 personality like where is the character I felt in love with? JJ giving a fuck of Kiaras being literally put in a freezer, JJ treating Kie as she was a burden, Rafe being with them, not saying to Rafe to take care of Kiara while he was going to climb?? Him or Kiara running into each other arms after JJ and Sarah missing? I know this show isnt Jiara’s only show but they are best friends and lovers in case the writers forgot they had to interact as anything similar. Like any reaction of any of them would be good like Pope nor Cleo getting a thank god you are alive?? What a mess honestly

This being said they gave a lot of her traits to Cleo too because they can’t write women personalities in that room even if they had a fun pointing at them: sarcastic, cook, knowing about boats?? I love Cleo i really do she is an Icon but i guess they didnt know how to build two great poc women

Also the LACK of girls having the iniciative or the getting the resource or looking for the problem or finding the answer? (ik sarah has her scenes but they downgrade her as a mother like her only plot in this part was being pregnant and worried about that and its just SO unfair) like when Pope, John B and Kie are on the boat and the storm is hitting are you telling me Kiara didnt have ANY knowledge?? Kiara “you cant make anything without me” Carrera??? What do you mean?? And its the only scene that i can recall but there were so much more!

3) Sarahs pregnancy storyline is a JOKE and I write it with capitals buy it deserves bigger letters. Letting Pope and Cleo out, Rafe not saying a word, JJs reaction i mean… this are not the same characters and its so sad

4) Pope and Cleo being so distant of the pogues. What the heck was the whole military thing?? By the end I felt such a disconection with them and the rest.

5) WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU KILL JJ AFTER ALL THE ABUSE AND THAT SHITTY STORYLINE OF LUKE NOT BEING HIS FATHER AND NOT KNOWING ANYTHING ABOUT HIS BIOLOGICAL ONES (ESPECIALLY HIS MOTHER FOR GOD SAKES) it honestly feels so DISRESPECTFUL FOR THE CHARACTER and I dont care if it were the writers or Rudy himself I want them all in a stick for allowing it. Its simply not right what a downgrade I cant believe it honestly.

The lack of scenes with JJ and the rest of the pogues (including Kiara) made his dead nothing special like are you telling me the first time he says I love you to Kie is when he is dying???? In WHAT UNIVERSE? Pope, John B and Kiara functioning after his death?? Are we talking about the same group from season 1 &2???

I dont think i finished with all my rambling probably forgot a LOT but im so pissed because for a moment I didnt believe JJ’s death theory but at one point in part 2 I really tought that maybe it could happen because nothing of his character was making ANY SENSE

He did stupid bullshit but was always so kind hearted and selfless. He was abused his entire life and loved her friends fierceless. He DESERVED so much more than what they gave him and im so MAD because he deserved to end up happy on his surf trip like DID THEY FORGOT ABOUT ALL OF THAT?? How in the world would you say that it was JJs storyline since season 1??? Its bullshit like the fucking storyline about his biological parents or whatsoever.

Im so sorry for the fans and the people who watched and had it as a comfort show. I cant believe what a lot of bad writing and unprofessional actor can do to a beloved show. I mean what do you mean you couldnt share romantics scenes with your cast mate?? Its so beyond the drama at this point I really never care about it if the job was done and deliver and now we can say Rudy cant get shit done and its such a shame.

I would want to say I will be watching next season but I would me lying so I will turn to fanfics instead (just like I was doing since s3). Thats canon for me now!! With whis I also want to thank every fanfic writer in Jiaras fandom because they all gave everything to build this world even better than the writers could and I hope you still write for them because they could have just been the greatest ship of all and I think they still are! Because after all Jiara is a fan’s ship and we create the rules for them!

i have nothing to add because everything you stated in here is facts💅

[everydayzeus]

"It's all Shit, Ted" - Chapter 1

Authors note: This will be up on my ao3 once i have my account set up and a few chapters ready to go but for now enjoy <3

Word count: 434

Chapters: 0, 1

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“...I don't think it's a good idea.” 

That’s it then, his agent was right, no one wants him. It’s over. Staring at the front door of his old flat, Jamie wondered what the point of any of it was anymore. Why did he even bother talking to Ted, he's the one who sent his ass back to Man City in the first place. There's no way he can even go back to Manchester anyway, not with his dear old dad probably sat on his front porch waiting for him. 

When Jamie had awoken the morning after breaking the curse, he hadn't been expecting a call from Higgens. He thought after opening up to the team about his dad, even though he hadn't given all the details, that maybe it would be the start of a new chapter. Instead, it would seem that Lasso was done with him. So much for helping him become the best version of himself. The news that he was being sent back to Manchester broke him. He hung up the phone before Higgens could spew out some bullshit explanation, packed his bag, and skipped town without so much as a glance over his shoulder. 

At least he could blame the state of his home on having left in such a rush and being in the process of moving it all out, instead of the sad truth. It was the same as it had been the entire time he had lived there. No personal touches, just a plain old flat that could've been anyone's. It looked more staged than lived in. There was a reason he would always be at Keeley's place rather than his own, her place felt homey, it screamed Keeley. Fairy lights and picture frames, a ton of plants that he was convinced were fake because there was no way she could keep them all alive. She always had candles lit or incense burning and music playing faintly in the background, and when he was there… so was she. He never felt alone with Keeley, even if they were simply sitting across from each other on the couch scrolling on their phones. Of course, he had to go and fuck that up too, now here he was all alone, with no career, no friends, no home. 

Grabbing the half-empty bottle of Vanilla Vodka he had left in the freezer, Jamie sighed and dropped down onto the couch. Staring at the ceiling as he sipped Jamie didn't even notice when tears began to slip down his cheeks.

[allbeendonebefore]

it's thanksgiving here, it's midterm season for those of you in post-secondary, and also just a time when the seasons are hopefully starting to change so why not indulge in my fave cookie recipe for this time of year to get you through stressful situations.

these are thiccybois, chewy and peanut buttery to get you through tough times without crashing. I always double the recipe so i can snack on them for a couple weeks, you can either bake them all at once or save some dough in the freezer to make later. They go great with tea/hot choco or pms/exam tears. i have swapped out 1/4 of the choco chips for salted caramel this time around so we will see how that goes :0