truth be told i'd settle for a life less frightening, a life less frightening
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Being in the dragon age fandom for like 12+ years is like
Dragon Age 2 release week: this game fucking sucks, they ruined the lore and the companions are cringe
Dragon Age 2, 5 years after release: this game is fantastic albeit rushed, the companions are my favorite
Inquisition release week: this game fucking sucks, they ruined the lore with these new implications
Inquisition, 5 years after release: this game is fantastic, I love the lore implications
Veilguard release week: this game fucking sucks--
#come on you guys know how official lore is in the da fandom#you pick the bits you like and dig your heels in and fight people who like the other bits#its a tradition. its not even a fandom its a melee. a free for all.#anyways while you guys are worry about lore im worrying about bending those men over a table. or a barrel. whatever.
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I feel like a blade sharpened all these years to confront the worst darkness in the world. And my blade struck true at Weisshaupt. What now?
#yep him too. look if bioware didnt WANT all the men in this game bent over a table#they shouldnt have made them. specifically. to cater to me
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LUCANIS DELLAMORTE in Dragon Age: The Veilguard (2024)
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"stress" by yoan capote - made of bronze and concrete
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la petite mort
#yeah! fuck that old man while his raised undead hold him down! woo!#i mean um. what were we talking about.#you're all lucky i dont have veilguard yet because the men in there appeal to me specifically
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I fear those 43 research center monkeys will never be captured and will cause an invasive primate problem in South Carolina.
#LEAVE THEM ALONE THEYRE JUST HAVING A GIRLS NIGHT#fr tho the article i saw said they were all young females and the type of monke#is one thats known for being curious and playful#so. girls night.
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bird chart
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i feel like if i used tampons id just instantly get toxic shock
oh its real bad when a 12 hour pad lasts u 3 isnt it
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oh its real bad when a 12 hour pad lasts u 3 isnt it
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i hope the yellowstone supervolcano explodes and kills us all instantly
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ok so after years of yankees on this website yelling at me to vote (in a country i dont live in) i looked up how voting in the US works and this shit is crazy. ur telling me ur not even voting for a guy, ur voting for Some Cunts Who Will Hopefully Vote For That Guy and theres a set amount of said cunts so the results are incredibly fucking skewed?? ur telling me this????? for years and years you assholes pretended your country is so much more democratic than the dictatorship i live in and you cant even actually VOTE?????????
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oh NOW the cramps stop
#10 hours nonstop while i was getting up for and being at work#and once i get home? gone. fucker. piece of shit uterus#acting like i dont stab myself in the leg with Boy Juice every other week#the nerve
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U.S. conservatives always talk about creating jobs but get SO MAD whenever anyone mentions banning prison labor like imagine the insane ammout of jobs that would be created literally overnight if companies in your country had to actually employ people instead of using slave labor from people that got caught with weed 10 years ago.
#guys in the kitchen get paid less than a dollar a day let alone anything by hour#and they have to pay for the soap to wash their uniforms#and the food is so shit people rely on commissary#oh and they cant quit if they quit they get a ticket and can possibly lose good time about it
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oh, and fuckin "i should be allowed to bring my guns into the house chamber and will throw a tantrum about the metal detectors" is still the representative
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managed to wake up at 11:50, not fall back asleep until like 1:10, only for my alarm to go off at 1:30. fuckin hate this morning shift
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Check your voter registration status - YOU CAN REGISTER AND VOTE IN PERSON DAY OF
Know your rights as a voter
Voter safety and resources for domestic violence survivors - you can cast a secret ballot at the polls
How to stay safe during civil unrest (PDF)
27/7 LGBTQ+ friendly suicide hotline that you can call, text, or chat
#going to bed at 530pm because i have to get up for work at 130am#ill find out in the morning i guess
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