truth be told i'd settle for a life less frightening, a life less frightening
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#Rasputin#genuinely wouldn't notice bc honestly its been like 5 years since ive seen anything about him
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#me last night#actual quote from me:#'im eating a cookie but i want everyone to know im ANGRILY eating a cookie'
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my dinner was pringles and a single pop tart bc thats the random shit i grabbed at the gas station on the way home bc i was hungry. it is sleep time now
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no its fine i can be at work for 19 hours, sure, im definitely coming in tomorrow, 100% for sure
#and from 7am to 11pm the only thing i had to eat was a single oreo sized cookie#i shouldn't complain too much about that tho#bc some of the reason for the hours being long was Ramadan#and them guys were there working on no food at all#(they couldve stolen the goddamn ovens out of the kitchen and i wouldn't have cared)
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Spin this wheel to get a weapon for a zombie apocalypse.
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uh oh! one of your organs has mysteriously vanished! Spin this wheel to find out which one!
#heart#i mean its TECHNICALLY not instant death bc it takes a few seconds for your brain to run out of o2#but im classifying it as under instant death
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I’m deficient in vitamins they haven’t even discovered yet
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you DON’T need to know where your favorite celebrity/artist/athlete lives, who they’re dating, where they go grocery shopping, what they are doing at any given moment when they are off camera actually. just an fyi
#i dont know SHIT about the band members of bands i like#not even their goddamn names#i mean unless you count me calling the lead singer of disturbed 'mr. disturbed' bc i can recognize his face
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ok but for real
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hate sneezing and then all your bones hurt
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i need to pull my spine apart like legos
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hggggghhh save me tylenol
#called out of work i have gotten 0 sleep#and would be needing to get up in 2 hours#and then drive thru a snowstorm#i would prefer to not be dead in a ditch
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loose emu spotted near my location
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alright im subjecting you all to sick brain
i saw art of doomguy sitting on the dude from postal's face and i want you all to know that exists
#i havent played either game but i believe in the postal guy getting facefucked by doomguy#nsfw#hahah i have to go to work tomorrow at like 2am
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hhhhhhhggggggg. sick. constant feeling of needing to cough
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Happy Friday Emmrich fuckers
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question because i'm curious...
+ tell me your favorite pokemon/reasoning in the tags i'm nosy
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